A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!
Chapter 145: Lu Han's Jealousy Erupts! The Game is Targeted
Thinking of this, Dilraba smiled.
She pulled out two wet wipes and slowly wiped her slender fingers, which were covered in cumin powder.
His gaze fell directly on Song Yuqi's face, completely ignoring the man beside him whose muscles were stiff and who could barely breathe.
"I've had a few suitors lately, both inside and outside the entertainment industry, and they're all pretty good." Her tone was light and cheerful, with a hint of nonchalant laziness.
Lu Han's lingering hope was shattered by those words.
His body, which had been listening intently forward, froze in place.
His straight back suddenly slumped, and he leaned heavily against the chair back.
Not finished yet.
Reba crumpled the wet wipe she had used to dry her hands into a ball and threw it into the trash can on the table, adding insult to injury.
"As for dating, I have indeed been considering it recently, but after all those messy things that happened in the past, I am more inclined to find a mature man who is not impulsive in the future."
Every word and phrase exploded on Lu Han's minefield.
Are you mentally mature? Do you act without impulsivity?
They were practically pointing their fingers at him and calling him a reckless brute who only had brain hemorrhages four years ago.
The hint of elation on Lu Han's face was completely wiped away.
He gritted his teeth from the soreness, his right hand, which was under the table, gripped the transparent plastic beer mug tightly, his five fingers clenching taut.
"Click...click..."
The fragile plastic cup was severely deformed by the pressure, emitting a pitiful cry.
Chen He sat opposite him, listening to the sound of shattering, and almost grinned from ear to ear.
Chen He, Deng Chao, and Zheng Kai, three old men whose combined age exceeds one hundred, had their legs intertwined and kicking each other wildly under the table, with nowhere else to go.
Deng Chao's shoe soles rubbed wildly against Chen He's calves.
Zheng Kai used his knee to forcefully press against Deng Chao's thigh.
The three of them managed to keep their smiles from crumbling thanks to their strong facial muscle control.
Chen Ye and Song Yuqi were also secretly smiling.
That's enough. If we push this stubborn mule any further, it'll really shut up and quit.
Zheng Kai gave Deng Chao a wink.
Deng Chao subtly raised his chin, pointing to Chen Ye beside him.
The handover ceremony is complete.
Chen Ye received the signal.
He was a violent and amusement-seeking person who always wanted more trouble, and he was best at putting people on the hot seat.
Chen Ye sat up straight and slammed the empty soda can in his hand onto the center of the table.
A crisp sound drew everyone's attention back.
"Alright, Reba got full marks on this question." Chen Ye raised his chin and locked his gaze directly onto Lu Han.
"Lu Ge, listen up. It's your turn."
Chen Ye crossed his hands under his chin and asked the question that made everyone's heart stop beating.
"If I gave you a chance to go back four years..."
"Would you still pull that brain-dead official announcement move, pushing away the person you truly like?"
The problem has surfaced.
The once bustling barbecue stall's long table suddenly fell silent.
Chen He was stuffing edamame into his mouth when his fingers trembled, and the edamame fell through his fingers onto the table, rolling into the plate.
Deng Chao had just picked up his wine glass to moisten his throat when his wrist abruptly stopped in mid-air. The wine sloshed around in the glass, but he couldn't bring himself to drink it.
No one dared to utter a sound, all eyes fixed on Lu Han's deathly pale face.
That Chen Ye is really bold! He's not leaving me any way out!
This isn't just tearing open a scab; it's like scrubbing the wound with hydrochloric acid!
The entire arena fell silent for ten seconds.
Dilraba's facade is about to crumble.
She appeared completely calm, her hands resting under the edge of the table, her index finger picking at the hangnail on the edge of her thumb nail.
To hide her panic, she leaned back, turned her head, and pretended to watch Li Chen and the others play dice.
But the taut jawline, the bulging veins on his neck from exertion, and his two congested and red earlobes couldn't be hidden under the dim ambient lighting.
Although she was looking away, her upper body weight was uncontrollably tilting towards Lu Han.
The right hand, which wasn't holding a wet wipe, was tightly gripping the hem of her clothes, her knuckles turning white.
Chen Ye leaned back in his chair, taking in Dilraba's little movements out of the corner of his eye.
He turned his head and exchanged a glance with Song Yuqi beside him.
Song Yuqi covered her mouth, her eyes crinkling into crescent moons with laughter. The two secretly intertwined their fingers under the table and gave each other a quick pinch.
The platform was set up, and the knife was handed over.
It all depends on whether this guy surnamed Lu has the guts to break through that four-year-old barrier today.
Lu Han lowered her head, her gaze fixed on the intricate wood grain of the tabletop.
one second.
two seconds.
Five seconds.
Half a minute passed.
Looking at Lu Han's cowardly appearance, Deng Chao was about to clear his throat and make up a lame excuse to brush off the question.
"I said, how about we drink this one..."
Before he could finish speaking...
Lu Han raised her head.
Those eyes didn't even glance at Chen Ye, the person asking the question.
He stared intently at the profile of the person next to him who was still pretending to admire the scenery.
"Won't."
His voice was dry, hoarse, and rough.
Ignoring everyone present, Lu Han fixed her eyes on Dilraba and spoke with a firm and resounding tone.
"I definitely won't do that stupid thing again."
"If only I had been more patient back then, less arrogant, and less driven to fight for my pride..."
His Adam's apple bobbed as he swallowed the bitter taste in his mouth.
"I think... the outcome would be completely different now."
Upon hearing this, Dilraba froze completely as she picked at her nails.
She didn't turn around to look at him, but her long eyelashes trembled violently twice.
The firelight from the barbecue grill reflected in her eyes.
The atmosphere became somewhat heavy.
Chen He keenly noticed the change in wind direction.
The heat is just right; any longer and it will burn.
"Snapped!"
Chen He slammed his thick, fleshy hand heavily on the table, making the skewers on the plate almost jump.
"Alright! Little Deer's answer is complete! Very heartfelt!" Chen He forcefully took control of the situation with his loud voice, instantly switching back to his carefree, seasoned variety show veteran. "The night is long, and what we just did was a warm-up. Now let's strike while the iron is hot and start the second round!"
The second round of "You Have What I Don't" quickly unfolded.
This time, Chen He, Zheng Kai, Deng Chao, and the couple Chen Ye and Song Yuqi formed an assassination alliance.
The objective was extremely clear: to focus fire and kill Lu Han.
"Me first! Me first!" Song Yuqi raised her hand, smiling like a smug little fox. "I kissed someone when it was snowing in Seoul."
Upon hearing this, Chen Ye's lips curled up.
The others booed.
"That's too much! They're even showing off their relationship in the game!" Deng Chao cursed.
There was no way to compete; everyone present except Chen Ye obediently broke a finger.
Lu Han's health bar decreased by one.
Chen Ye followed up, his tone so calm it was infuriating: "I've caught fish weighing over 100 pounds."
Everyone present was twitching with excitement. Apart from Dilraba and Zheng Kai, Deng Chao, Chen He, and Lu Han had all witnessed Chen Ye catch that big fish in Z Mountain.
One falls, and the deer's blood bar decreases by two.
When it came to Chen He, the bottom line was completely breached.
Chen He pointed at Chen Ye and declared confidently, "I grew up with Chen Ye!"
"Pah! You shameless fatso!" Zheng Kai laughed and cursed, while helplessly breaking off his finger.
Except for Chen Ye, the entire army was wiped out, and Lu Han's blood bar decreased by three.
Deng Chao dropped the pretense and cheerfully said, "I've done some incredibly stupid things just to annoy people."
This statement was practically a direct quote, almost like they were saying Lu Han's ID number.
Lu Han closed his eyes and broke off his fourth finger.
Finally, it was Zheng Kai's turn to wrap things up.
Zheng Kai placed his hands on the table, looking at Lu Han's last remaining child, his mouth almost stretched to his ears in a wide grin.
"My question is very simple, but extremely powerful."
Zheng Kai banged on the table: "I have never caused Weibo's servers to crash."
Customization conditions! Tailor-made!
Weibo is paralyzed. Apart from Lu Han's official announcement back then, there are only Chen Ye, Song Yuqi, and tonight's album.
Chen He, Deng Chao, and Dilraba all didn't pick their fingers.
Chen Ye and Song Yuqi narrowly escaped death.
Lu Han was injured, and all five of his fingers were completely broken.
Zeroed at the speed of light.
Within just two or three minutes, Lu Han was already in a state of mental chaos, and faced with the group's targeted attacks, she couldn't even utter a complete rebuttal.
Looking at her left hand, which had been shaved bald, Lu Han could only accept her fate.
game over.
Chen Ye rested his chin on his hand: "Brother Lu, your health bar is empty. Choose one: Truth or Dare?"
Lu Han was still hesitating, her mind a complete mess.
These people are clearly trying to squeeze him dry.
Just then, Chen He pushed the three empty plastic cups in front of Lu Han.
He picked up a can of ice-cold beer and popped it open with a "plop".
"Little Deer, if you think you can't handle it, or you can't bring yourself to do it, that's fine too." Chen He pretended to pour beer into a glass. "Drink up, finish these three glasses, and we brothers won't force you."
Lu Han looked at the three empty cups, then glanced at Reba, who was still not looking at him directly.
He gritted his teeth, a fierce, reckless glint in his eyes.
"I choose truth!"
As Lu Han shouted out his "truth," Chen He sat in his chair, outwardly holding a wine glass, but inwardly he was practically laughing his head off.
Awesome! This series of moves is definitely a highlight of Chen He's variety show career!
From the moment the seating arrangement was made, he thoroughly understood Reba and Luhan's psychological defenses.
He knew perfectly well how the two of them had fallen out four years ago. They had never truly let go; they were just too proud to admit it and needed a dramatic confrontation to force them to speak like human beings.
Seeing how Reba had deliberately thrown minefields and pulled Lu Han, Chen He mentally slapped his thigh.
That's it! As long as the woman is still willing to mess with you and dig traps for you, it means the fire in her heart hasn't been extinguished yet.
He just pulled Zheng Kai and Deng Chao together and launched a chaotic barrage of attacks, effectively shutting down Lu Han's last escape route.
Now, this kid has finally been forced to the edge of a cliff, with nowhere left to retreat.
That reckless man who made an official announcement back then just to spite people, today I'm going to make sure you're completely drained of your brain and expose all your shameful secrets!
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