A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

Chapter 148 The Silly Roe Deer Dreams of Having Three Children! Chen Ye Secretly Plans a Massive Onl

"Are you deliberately trying to make me jealous?"

Inside the tent, these words crashed into Lu Han's alcohol-numbed brain.

He froze completely.

Those eyes widened instantly, and a terrifying light burst forth from their depths.

The muscles in his face twitched violently, and the corners of his mouth involuntarily turned up.

"Really...really?"

Lu Han lunged forward, gripping Chen He's shoulders tightly with both hands, his knuckles turning white.

"Brother He! Brother Chao! You're not kidding me, are you? Are you telling the truth? She deliberately targeted me just now?!"

Chen He's fat trembled from the pain, and he rolled his eyes in extreme impatience.

"nonsense!"

Chen He slapped his hand away in annoyance.

"Anyone with a brain here who's even breathing can tell that's a trap set for you! And here you are, chugging down your drinks and spouting this weird, sentimental nonsense!"

"If you don't believe me, ask Lao Deng!" Chen He pointed to Deng Chao beside him.

Deng Chao rubbed his throbbing temples and nodded with a look of utter despair.

"Yeah, Little Deer, your IQ has dropped below the limit for a human cub. It's just chasing someone, why are you acting like you're under a spell?"

Having received double confirmation from these two old men, Lu Han completely lost her mind.

He was so excited that he was trembling all over and jumping up and down on the spot.

"Then...then she still has feelings for me, right? She still cares about me!"

Lu Han stared at the two of them expectantly.

Chen He and Deng Chao were so bothered by him that they could only nod frantically and perfunctorily.

"Yes, yes, it's all about you, you two are destined for each other, okay?"

Seeing the two nod, Lu Han's mouth stretched from ear to ear.

He abruptly let go, plopped back onto the inflatable mattress, and began spinning around in place, rubbing his hands together.

"That's wonderful!"

Lu Han stared intently at the moisture-proof cloth with her head down, muttering to herself frantically.

"Brother Chao, Brother He, do you guys think that weddings in our circle should be a bit more lively?"

"I think we should hold at least three events! One in New York, since it's her hometown, we have to give her enough face; one in Beijing, since that's my base; and another in Shanghai to thank her and invite friends from the industry."

Lu Han spoke faster and faster.

"If all else fails, we could have a beach wedding or a castle wedding abroad. I've seen other people have pretty impressive ones!"

"Yes, yes, the best man! We need to decide on the best man quickly."

He suddenly raised his head and looked at Chen He and Deng Chao.

"Oh no, you two are both married, so you can't be best men according to the rules."

Lu Han looked regretful.

"Then it's only Ono! Ono is handsome, he can definitely help me keep things in check."

But he quickly frowned and began to doubt himself.

"That's not right either. What if Ono gets married before me? That kid is really inseparable from Yuqi right now, they might get their marriage certificate any day now."

"Forget about the best man, what do you guys think we should name our future children?"

Is it better to have a boy or a girl?

Lu Han slapped his thigh hard, making a crisp sound.

"Let's have two! A son and a daughter! I can earn money now, I can definitely afford to raise them!"

"But I can't be so laid-back anymore. I have to take on acting roles and hold concerts to earn more money, otherwise how will I support Dilraba and the children?"

"So, should the child go into business or become a government official? Entering the entertainment industry is out of the question; my father would definitely disagree..."

Listening to Lu Han's rapid-fire, wildly imaginative ideas, Deng Chao and Chen He exchanged a glance.

His eyes were filled with helplessness.

The two of them pulled over their sleeping bags in perfect unison and lay down sprawled out on the inflatable mattress, pretending to be dead.

Lu Han didn't care at all about the reactions of the two listeners.

"Hey, you two, don't go to sleep!"

Lu Han leaned over and poked Chen He's waist.

"Brothers, you've both been married before and have experience, so please give me some advice. Do you think I should have a traditional Chinese wedding with a sedan chair carried by eight men, or a Western-style wedding in a white wedding church?"

He looked at the two people with their eyes closed and reached out again.

Before even touching Chen He, Chen He slammed his hand hard on the mattress as a warning of his temper.

"Lu Han, I'm warning you."

Chen He gritted his teeth as he spoke.

"Don't mess with us, you're the one acting crazy..."

"I promise, I'll throw you, sleeping bag and all, right out of the tent right now! So you can have a traditional Chinese wedding with that big monkey in the cold wind!"

Deng Chao, who was next to him, also closed his eyes and mumbled as he pulled his sleeping bag down to his chin.

"Go to sleep! I never realized he was such a romantic and imaginative person when we were filming shows before."

Lu Han finally behaved himself.

He wisely withdrew his hand, pulled over his sleeping bag, and lay down.

With his hands behind his head, he stared intently at the dark tent top, a wide grin spreading across his face, occasionally letting out a silly chuckle.

In the tent next door, separated by only a sheet of cloth.

Chen Ye and Song Yuqi were snuggled together in the same oversized double sleeping bag.

The simple tent has extremely poor sound insulation.

Chen Ye overheard every word of Lu Han's conversation about the three weddings and the two children.

Chen Ye's chest trembled violently, and he almost choked from laughing.

He usually seems like a clever person, but when he's around Dilraba, his IQ drops to zero.

The woman only subtly teased him with a sarcastic remark, but this guy has already planned out his child's future career path, from taking the civil service exam to becoming a village chief.

Song Yuqi was half-lying on Chen Ye. She hadn't heard clearly, but she had heard a lot of shouting from next door.

"What's wrong? What happened?"

Song Yuqi nuzzled Chen Ye's chin with the top of her head and asked in a low voice.

"Honey, what are you laughing at? Is Lu Ge next door having a fit?"

Chen Ye put one arm around her waist and laughed as he recounted Lu Han's outrageous remarks verbatim.

"I love it!"

Song Yuqi covered her mouth and burst out laughing.

"This is outrageous! It's not even a hint of anything's going on yet, and Dilraba hasn't even given him a friendly look, and he's already decided where to hold the banquet?"

Song Yuqi lay on Chen Ye's strong chest, laughing so hard she was shaking.

"Honey, why is Lu Ge so prone to daydreaming these days? He hasn't even said yes yet."

Chen Ye lazily pinched her slightly fleshy earlobe and chuckled softly.

"That's normal. This kid was really pent up. After missing out for so long, he suddenly realized there was still a chance to make up for it. It's inevitable that his brain would go blank."

Chen Ye twitched the corners of his mouth, his tone full of teasing.

"Didn't you see when Brother Chao was in his thirties? He was a crazy guy too, and now he's still henpecked."

Song Yuqi nodded in agreement.

"That's right, I could tell from the first season of Running Man that Chao Ge is a devil at heart, always causing trouble on set."

The two huddled in their sleeping bags, whispering and chirping to each other next door.

After laughing and joking for a while, Song Yuqi suddenly quieted down.

She rested her chin on Chen Ye's chest and stared intently at him.

"husband."

Song Yuqi spoke very softly.

"So...when are we getting married?"

Upon hearing this question, Chen Ye's lips curved into a gentle smile.

He reached out and ruffled her wine-red curly hair.

"What's wrong?" Chen Ye joked with a smile, "Is our boss, Mr. Song, thinking of getting married?"

Song Yuqi gave a soft hum and drew circles on Chen Ye's abs with her fingers.

"I was just asking casually."

She lowered her eyes.

"Honey, if I get old and not pretty anymore, will you still love me?"

Chen Ye raised an eyebrow.

"Are you afraid I'll be snatched away by those little devils outside?"

Song Yuqi nodded very frankly.

"Of course I'm scared."

She pouted.

"What our entertainment industry has no shortage of is young and beautiful girls. So many women are eyeing you, this walking star-making machine, wishing they could climb into your bed in the middle of the night and replace me."

Chen Ye pressed her tightly into his arms with a little force, resting his chin on the top of her head.

"What a fool you are."

Chen Ye's voice was deep and firm.

"Your husband has very high standards. Those green tea girls who only know how to gain attention can't even compare to a single hair of yours. Besides, I'll get old too. No one can escape the laws of nature."

He gently patted her back and hummed a couple of lines from the song he had written earlier, "I'm Here."

"We'll all grow old, so old that we can't go far anymore, but at least when we take a walk downstairs... I'll be there for you."

Song Yuqi looked up, her face full of a sweet smile.

"Alright, I'll barely pass you."

Song Yuqi proudly raised her chin.

"But when you get old, you'll have to take care of your health. If you have backaches and leg pains every day and can't walk, then I'll have to push your wheelchair to the square to dance with other energetic old men."

Chen Ye sneered, reached out and pinched Song Yuqi's fair face, pulling it to both sides.

"You've gotten so smart, huh? You want to push me to dance with other old men?"

Chen Ye narrowed his eyes.

"If you dare to push me, I'll stand up right now, grab the most flamboyant old lady in the square, and dance the tango with her. That'll make you furious."

Song Yuqi's face was pulled so hard it was distorted, and she burst into giggles.

She didn't know when she and Chen Ye would get their marriage certificate, but she was certain that Chen Ye belonged only to her.

Chen Ye looked at the girl in his arms, her face full of sweetness, and his eyes gradually deepened.

Suddenly, an image flashed into his mind of Song Yuqi's domineering demeanor on the cruise ship, where she was willing to sell everything she owned to support him.

Chen Ye made a decision in his heart.

It's time to give this devoted young heiress a proper title and a real home.

He needs to secretly meet with Deng Chao and Chen He, those old foxes, in the next few days to plan his marriage proposal.

This is something he's never done in his two lifetimes combined; he has to make a huge splash that will shake up the entertainment industry and let the whole internet witness it.

When it came to the wedding, two familiar faces came to mind.

That would definitely mean inviting Chen He's parents to sit in the most prestigious seats.

The original owner was an orphan who was adopted and raised by Chen He's parents, who treated him as their own son.

When he first transmigrated, his parents took care of him in every way, showing him all kinds of favoritism.

Now that he has taken over this body, he must accept this debt of gratitude.

Moreover, Chen Ye thought about the perfect chemistry between the two during their duet earlier, and a brilliant plan popped into his mind.

After the proposal is finalized, I'll just throw out a super cool album to officially announce our marriage registration!

"Wife."

Chen Ye held her hand tightly in bed, their fingers intertwined.

"Would you like to... release another duet album just for the two of us?"

Song Yuqi was already feeling a bit sleepy, but when she heard the word "album," her eyes suddenly lit up again.

After breaking up two years ago, the two have had no further musical collaborations.

"sure!"

Song Yuqi nodded excitedly.

"It's been so long since we sang together! My husky voice is even better now, I definitely won't hold you back!"

Chen Ye smiled and pressed her back against his chest.

"OK."

Chen Ye's voice was languid.

"Once we're done with this busy period, we'll go and pull off something big."

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