A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!
Chapter 184 Half of the Chinese entertainment industry is competing online in a speed contest! Weibo
Chen Ye was secretly delighted to see Song Yuqi clutching her phone tightly with her eyes shining.
This girl really can't wait to declare her sovereignty to the whole world.
"Get rich, get rich, get rich!" Chen Ye nodded with a smile. "You're the boss today. You can say when you want to get rich, and that's when you want to get rich."
Song Yuqi grabbed Chen Ye's hand.
She pressed her left hand, adorned with the three-carat fancy intense pink diamond, against Chen Ye's hand.
Their fingers were intertwined.
The girl deliberately adjusted the angle so that the ambient light on the deck would shine precisely on that huge pigeon egg.
Click.
The photo freezes in time.
"This one isn't enough." Song Yuqi turned her head, hands on her hips, and stared at Lu Han and Wang Zhengyu. "Brother Lu! Director Wang! Send me all the high-resolution original photos you just took!"
Lu Han was very sensible and immediately selected dozens of original images and airdropped them over.
Wang Zhengyu quickly asked the photographer to send Chen Ye's phone a screenshot of the drone's "God's-eye view" footage.
"Come on, let's pick one, wife."
Chen Ye leaned closer and rested his chin on Song Yuqi's shoulder.
The two of them were swiping away on the screen, their heads close together.
In the end, Song Yuqi carefully selected two.
The first picture shows Chen Ye with his arm around her waist from behind, the two of them looking up at the dazzling fireworks exploding in the sky.
The second picture is a close-up of our hands clasped together and our pigeon-egg-sized diamond rings, which we just took.
Chen Ye also took out his phone.
The first picture he chose was in the middle, a close-up of the two of them kissing with their eyes closed, with fireworks in the sky, and the big screen behind them could also be seen.
The composition of that shot was really good; it seems like he's improved since the last time at the guesthouse.
For the second photo, Chen Ye and Song Yuqi chose the same one, which was also the photo of the two of them watching fireworks from behind.
"Ouch!"
A sleazy voice cut in from the side.
Deng Chao had somehow slipped up behind the two of them and was peering at their phone screens.
"What's this? Are you already planning to take down the server by posting on Weibo?" Deng Chao grinned slyly.
Chen Ye nodded.
Deng Chao slapped his thigh, turned around, and yelled at the big stars on the deck who were still savoring their lovey-dovey moments.
"Brothers! Listen up!!!"
Teacher He, Li Chen, Zheng Kai, Wang Zulan, Wang Baoqiang, Baby, Dilraba, Tao Zhe, Chen He, Lu Han, Sun Li, Zhang Yixing, Huang Lei, Sun Honglei, and also Ma Di and Ai Fugeni.
Everyone turned their heads at once.
"Xiao Ye and Yu Qi are about to make an official announcement on Weibo!" Deng Chao pointed at Chen Ye, his eyes gleaming with mischief.
"Let's pull out our phones right now!" Deng Chao waved his hand. "Let's see who can get the first comment! Before Weibo crashes, everyone get on board!"
"How about we set a prize!" Chen He instantly perked up, taking a step forward with his thick thighs. "The slowest one to grab it will have to down three glasses in a row!"
"Come on! Who's afraid of who!" Zheng Kai pulled out his phone, arrogantly tossing his hair. "When it comes to hand speed, I'm a little cheetah!"
Sun Honglei simply rolled up his suit sleeves.
"You want to race me?" Sun Honglei's eyes widened, his bandit aura fully unleashed. "I'm going to get first place today, no question! Otherwise, I'll swallow my phone whole!"
Celebrities frantically unlocked their phones and opened Weibo, ready to pounce.
This scene is absolutely outrageous.
Most of the top celebrities in the entertainment industry huddled on the deck, staring intently at the screen.
Chen Ye and Song Yuqi exchanged a glance and burst out laughing.
These old devils, when put together, are definitely a pure comedian.
"Honey, what should we post?" Chen Ye opened the Weibo editing interface.
Song Yuqi bit her lower lip and thought for a moment, then quickly tapped her fingers on the screen before holding it up to Chen Ye.
"I've been successfully ensnared by Mr. Chen. [Heart emoji]"
Looking at this simple line of text, Chen Ye lowered his head and typed the corresponding text on his phone's keyboard.
"Finally, Miss Song is hooked. [Rose]"
The two finished writing the text, attached the photo they had just selected, and hovered their thumbs over the "send" button.
"Has it been sent or not?!" Chen He's impatient howl came from the side.
The fat man was hunched over, frantically scrolling down the screen with his finger.
"My screen is practically sparking from all this rubbing! Why isn't it loading yet?! Are you two having a network problem?!"
Chen Ye rolled his eyes at him. What's the rush? Are you in such a hurry to get to the banquet?
Chen Ye turned to look at Song Yuqi, a mischievous smile playing on his lips.
"Three, two, one!" Chen Ye counted down loudly, "Go!"
Both of them pressed the send button in the upper right corner at the same time.
"I've won! I've won! I've won!!!" Deng Chao's voice cracked with excitement.
More than a dozen celebrities simultaneously slammed their fingers down on the screen.
at the same time.
Weibo Headquarters Data Monitoring Center.
Programmer Xiao Wang finally picked up his pickled cabbage and beef noodles, ready to eat.
Steaming hot, the tangy aroma rushes straight to the top of your head.
Xiao Wang rubbed his hands together and picked up the noodles with a plastic fork.
This is what you call a life of bliss.
Just when the noodles were 0.01 centimeters away from his lips.
"Beep—beep—beep—!!!"
The highest-level red alert instantly shattered the tranquility of the entire monitoring center.
Xiao Wang's hand trembled, and the lump of noodles fell back into the bowl with a splash, splattering the sauerkraut soup all over his face.
"What the hell..."
Before Xiao Wang could even wipe his face, he suddenly sprang up from his workstation.
The giant data monitoring screen on the wall was now blindingly red.
The data deluge, in a counterintuitive parabolic arc, instantly breached the maximum tolerance threshold.
Xiao Wang's eyes widened in surprise.
He's here again!
Chen Ye and Song Yuqi updated their social media at the same time!
"It's official! That dad really announced his marriage proposal was successful!" A manager next to him let out a desperate scream.
Xiao Wang felt as if a string in his brain had snapped.
"Expand capacity! Add a backup server immediately! Switch the traffic over!" the manager yelled.
The entire monitoring center instantly descended into chaos.
Hundreds of programmers frantically typed on their keyboards, trying to block the surge of traffic.
But they were too naive.
That's Chen Ye! Plus the wildly popular Song Yuqi!
And those A-list celebrities who are squatting on the deck, vying for the first review!
The Reuters photos were already pushing the servers to the brink of crashing, and the two men personally stamping the photos became the final ton that broke the camel's back.
It struggled for less than twenty seconds.
The data cable on the screen suddenly lay flat, and the entire screen went blank.
The Weibo server is completely unusable.
Xiao Wang slumped into a chair, staring at the instant noodles in his bowl.
He secretly vowed that once this was over, he would definitely bring all the brothers in his department to find Chen Ye offline for a real PK!
I can't live like this anymore!
Let's switch our focus back to the cruise ship deck in L state.
"Aaaaaah!!! I got it!!!"
Deng Chao suddenly let out an extremely shrill scream, which almost made Li Chen, who was next to him, drop his phone.
"Old Deng, why are you shouting so loudly!" Chen He leaned over, looking annoyed. "I've already commented! Second!"
However, several extremely frantic voices came from the side.
"What the hell is this crappy server?!"
Sun Honglei stared with his small eyes, poking the screen hard, looking as if he wanted to eat the phone whole.
"Why is the screen blank?! I just typed 'May you have a long and happy marriage' and haven't even sent it yet! It's all gone blank!"
Zheng Kai squatted on the ground with a look of utter despair.
"I'm even worse off." Zheng Kai held up his phone, which was constantly spinning to refresh the page. "I didn't even see the comment box! What happened to my cheetah-like hand speed?! This lousy internet speed is my downfall!"
Li Chen and Ma Di also looked helpless.
These four unlucky guys perfectly formed the bottom four for tonight's game.
"Exactly! This crappy Weibo server should just shut down as soon as possible!" Li Chen gritted his teeth and echoed.
Sun Honglei angrily stuffed his phone into his pocket and pointed at Chen Ye.
"Yezi! This time it's not my fault for being too slow," Sun Honglei argued, "it's just that your combined traffic is so weird! You literally crashed the network!"
Seeing the four unlucky guys' broken state, everyone burst into another round of laughter.
Chen Ye shrugged helplessly.
It's really not my fault; it's just that the general public is too concerned about my friend's marriage.
"Buzz—"
With a long, drawn-out whistle, the cruise ship slowly approached the shore of L State.
The dull thud of anchor breaking down echoed.
Wang Zhengyu, who had been coordinating the overall situation with a walkie-talkie, wiped the sweat from his forehead and strode to the front of the group.
"Everyone, let's not rush to celebrate." Wang Zhengyu glanced outside.
Although the dock here is blocked, you can still see people squatting on the riverbank in the distance, and there are even flashes of light being secretly flashed.
"Xiao Ye," Wang Zhengyu said with a serious expression, "my suggestion is that we don't go to a restaurant in the city for our celebration dinner tonight."
Everyone was stunned for a moment.
"The buzz outside is terrifying right now." Wang Zhengyu pointed to their respective malfunctioning phones. "Lzhou is in an uproar. If you guys go to a restaurant now, you'll be surrounded by fans from all over the city."
"If what happened before happens again, the joyous occasion will be ruined. Let's be on the safe side."
Upon hearing this, everyone nodded in agreement.
"We can't let Ono skip this big meal, can we?" Chen He swallowed hard.
"Don't worry." Wang Zhengyu smiled. "I've already arranged for staff to go to the best restaurant in the city, pack up all the main dishes and drinks, and bring them directly back to the two villas we're staying in."
"You can go crazy as much as you want in the villa with the doors closed. Anyone who can't drink anymore can just find a room and sleep there. It's safe and quiet."
This arrangement is flawless.
Chen Ye nodded in strong agreement.
"Okay, Lao Wang, we'll do it your way." Chen Ye put his arm around Song Yuqi. "Tonight we're going back to base camp and drinking like crazy!"
Everyone immediately packed their things and prepared to disembark.
The group quickly boarded the bus that was parked in advance along the passage and sped towards the villa area.
Inside the carriage, since Weibo hadn't been restored yet, everyone put down their phones and enthusiastically discussed the gossip about the marriage proposal that had just happened.
Chen Ye held Song Yuqi's hand and sat in the last row, listening to the noise in front, a smile on his lips.
More than half an hour later, the bus came to a smooth stop in the villa's courtyard.
Everyone filed out of the car and pushed open the villa gate.
I just went in.
Chen Ye's phone suddenly vibrated violently in his pocket.
Immediately afterwards, a barrage of WeChat notification sounds rang out.
Chen Ye took out his phone, but hadn't had a chance to open it yet.
Teacher He, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped and stared wide-eyed.
"Ono."
Teacher He turned his head, flipped his phone screen, and shoved it directly in front of Chen Ye.
"You two are making a bit too much of a scene...aren't you going a little too far?" Teacher He's voice was trembling. "Even these big shots are personally sending their blessings?"
Chen Ye's gaze swept across the screen.
The bright red "hot" character at the top of the trending searches was glaringly red.
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