A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!
Chapter 190 I should have said it was Dilraba earlier! Lu Han's ultimate knee slide!
After Wang Zhengyu said this, the tea room was silent for three seconds.
Chen Ye, Deng Chao, and Chen He, three ultimate gossip lovers who have been on the front lines of the Chinese entertainment industry for years, exchanged glances.
His eyes were filled with the words "Holy crap!"
They really fooled Dilraba into becoming a star.
With Lao Wang's skills, it would be a waste if he didn't go into fraud!
"No." Chen He touched the fat on his chin, and the fat jiggled.
"Old Wang, are you going to go this far? If Dilraba knew the groom was Lu Han, wouldn't she be furious?"
Deng Chao also became serious for once, lowering his voice.
"Yeah, are you planning to let Xiaolu know about this beforehand?"
"Or should we just surprise him, or rather, shock him?"
Wang Zhengyu calmly picked up the purple clay teapot, took a sip of tea, and smiled like a smug old fox.
"I'm fine with anything," Wang Zhengyu said, shrugging.
"If you think it's funny, you can tell him now. Anyway, the female lead has already taken the bait. How you arrange things for the male lead is up to you."
Deng Chao stroked his chin and pondered for a while.
"I think we should let Xiaolu know first," Deng Chao slapped his thigh.
"This kid's brainstem is currently deficient. What if he suddenly has a brain fart and refuses to marry you on the spot?"
"That would really be an accident."
Chen He nodded in deep agreement.
Chen Ye leaned against the edge of the table, a very wicked smile spreading across his face.
"We definitely have to call them in." Chen Ye took out his phone and twirled it in his hand twice.
"But... telling him directly like that would be too easy on the kid."
Deng Chao and Chen He immediately turned to look at Chen Ye.
Chen Ye raised an eyebrow, his eyes gleaming with mischief.
"Weren't we just discussing how to create some fun in the final episode?"
Chen Ye lowered his voice and brainwashed the two like a pyramid scheme leader.
"Let's call him in, tease him, and see how far this guy will go in upholding male virtues for Reba."
Upon hearing this, Deng Chao's eyes instantly lit up like a two-thousand-watt light bulb.
"Trying to stir things up, huh!" Deng Chao rubbed his hands excitedly.
"I love it! I love it so much! Quick, quick, Yezi, go and bring that stubborn donkey in!"
Chen He also let out his signature tractor-like laughter.
"Hehehe, today we must teach Little Deer a lesson and show him what the wickedness of the human heart is!"
Chen Ye gave an "OK" sign, turned around, turned the doorknob of the tea room, and walked out.
In the living room.
Those people were still arguing about whether Xinjiang should eat braised chicken or roasted whole lamb first.
Lu Han sat alone on the single sofa, looking like a wilted eggplant, staring blankly at the coffee table.
The kid was clearly still wondering why he hadn't been called into the meeting room.
It's just like a primary school student being ostracized.
"Brother Lu." Chen Ye stood at the entrance of the corridor and called out towards the sofa.
"Come here, I need to talk to you about something."
The sound wasn't loud, but it instantly silenced the hall.
All eyes turned past the coffee table and landed on Chen Ye.
Zheng Kai, still holding a handful of melon seeds, peeked out with a gossipy look on his face.
"Hey, hey, Yezi, what are you old bastards plotting in that room?"
"Such a secret, are they trying to scam us?"
Chen Ye remained calm and composed, not even blinking an eye.
"It's nothing. Old Wang just wants to confirm the details of the finale's schedule. After all, Xiao Lu is a veteran, so we need to call him in for a meeting."
When Lu Han heard that it was finally her turn, her dull eyes lit up again.
"Coming!" Lu Han quickly jumped up from the sofa.
He patted his trouser legs and followed Chen Ye happily toward the tea room.
Just then.
Dilraba, sitting on the other side of the sofa, unconsciously clenched the cushion in her hand.
Her gaze followed Lu Han's retreating figure intently.
What's the meeting?
Director Wang was just finalizing the bride's scenes with me, but then he turned around and called those three old foxes in.
Now they've called Lu Han in alone.
Dilraba's mind was racing.
Could it be... that Wang Zhengyu is really planning to have Lu Han play the groom?!
Dilraba bit her lower lip tightly, her fingers unconsciously digging into the velvet of the sofa.
Her feelings right now were as complicated as if she had been thrown into a washing machine and spun dry.
On the one hand, she was extremely afraid that the groom was really Lu Han.
If she were to actually have a wedding with him on this nationally broadcast variety show, the psychological defenses she had built up over four years would absolutely crumble on the spot.
But on the other hand...
Beneath that hidden fear, she secretly hoped for something.
Dilraba cursed herself inwardly, thinking she was crazy.
In the tea room.
With a "click," Chen Ye locked the door from the inside.
Lu Han turned around, about to ask what was going on.
When I looked up, I was almost startled by the scene inside the room.
Behind the table, Wang Zhengyu, Deng Chao, and Chen He sat side by side, each with an extremely solemn expression.
Deng Chao frowned.
Chen He sighed.
Wang Zhengyu looked at him with a very regretful expression.
Chen Ye also walked to the side, leaned against the wall, crossed his arms, and sighed deeply.
Lu Han felt a chill run down her spine.
"What's wrong? Why are you all making those faces?"
Lu Han pointed to himself.
"You finally decided to call me to the meeting, but why does it feel like you're sentencing me to death?"
No one responded to him.
The four of them stared intently at him, their gazes fixed on him.
The tea room was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
Lu Han was truly panicked now.
These people are never this serious normally.
"What happened?! Say something!" Lu Han was so anxious she was jumping up and down.
"Was I eliminated in the final stages? Or did something happen to me?"
Deng Chao then slowly raised his head and spoke in an extremely sorrowful tone.
"Little deer."
Deng Chao paused, as if making a difficult decision.
"Old Wang just gave us a task, saying that for the sake of the show, you have to get married in the last episode of the variety show."
Lu Han froze on the spot.
Two seconds later, he nearly flew off the spot like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
"Marriage?!" Lu Han's voice suddenly split, her eyes widening in surprise.
"What marriage?! With whom?!"
Before Deng Chao could speak, Lu Han had already started shaking her head frantically.
He made a huge cross with his arms in front of his chest.
"I disagree! I absolutely disagree!"
Lu Han's reaction was extremely intense; his chest heaved violently, and his face was filled with terror.
What a joke!
Yesterday, I made a bold statement at the toilet door, saying I'd shamelessly pursue Dilraba for a year or two.
Dilraba doesn't know how she feels about him yet; she's at a crucial juncture in her evaluation period.
Why would they let him act out a wedding scene with another female guest on a variety show at this point?!
If Dilraba found out about this, she'd probably sentence her to death on the spot!
"Do you understand that this is betraying me?!"
Lu Han pointed at several people, his tone extremely grief-stricken.
"Brother Chao! Brother He! Ye Zi! Others may not know me, but don't you guys know me?!"
"Right now, to win Dilraba back, I'm practically begging to have the 'Manly Virtue Code' etched onto my forehead!"
"You actually want me to go through a fake marriage? I'm a respectable person!"
Looking at Lu Han's flushed face, as if he wanted to commit seppuku on the spot to prove his point.
Chen Ye was practically bursting with laughter inside.
They've taken the bait! They've taken the bait!
Chen Ye cleared his throat, forcefully suppressing the wildly upturned corners of his mouth.
He put on a painstaking expression and started adding fuel to the fire.
"Brother Lu, don't get agitated."
Chen Ye stepped forward and patted Lu Han on the shoulder.
"I heard from Lao Wang that the guest who will be the bride this time is a top-notch beauty."
"She's incredibly beautiful, with an absolutely stunning figure. So many male celebrities in the Chinese entertainment industry are lining up to act alongside her, but none of them have the chance."
Upon hearing this, Lu Han not only did not waver, but reacted with even more agitation.
He flung Chen Ye's hand away, took two steps back, and glared at Wang Zhengyu with an air of righteous indignation.
"That won't do either!" Lu Han practically roared.
"I absolutely will not allow this to happen!"
"Old Wang, I'll help you with anything, even if it means eating dirt, going into mud pits, or grabbing cow dung with my bare hands!"
"But this time! I definitely can't do it!"
Chen He was trying so hard not to laugh that his stomach hurt, but he still pretended to be concerned.
"Hey, Little Deer, really not going to get married? Just treat it like acting in a play. You're an artist, won't you consider it?"
"No marriage!"
Lu Han was resolute.
"I'm not marrying anyone! I don't want anyone but Dilraba!"
He rushed straight to Wang Zhengyu's desk, braced his hands on the table, and stared intently at Old Wang.
"Old Wang, I'm telling you this right now!" Lu Han said through gritted teeth.
"Even if you invited a celestial fairy descended from heaven, even if you invited the Queen Mother of the West herself, I! Still! Won't! Marry!"
"I disagree!!!"
Seeing that the time was almost right, Deng Chao sighed and continued to apply pressure.
"Little Deer, are you really not going to marry anyone?"
"Old Wang has been preparing for this for a long time. If you don't cooperate, how are we going to wrap up this final episode?"
Lu Han nodded frantically like a rattle-drum, desperately guarding her bottom line of chastity.
Then he turned his head and looked at Chen Ye, Deng Chao and Chen He.
His eyes were filled with accusation and grievance.
"You three are acting so strange today!" Lu Han said, panting heavily with anger.
"You all know perfectly well that I just had a serious talk with Dilraba, and things were just starting to look a little better!"
"It's one thing for you not to support me, but now you've actually teamed up with Old Wang to set me up. Are you trying to mess with me?!"
"Are you still my brothers?!"
Seeing that Lu Han's eyes were almost red, it was clear that she was on the verge of a breakdown.
Chen Ye knew that if they didn't close the net soon, the kid might actually call the police on the spot.
Chen Ye turned his head and winked at Wang Zhengyu.
Then he waved his hand very casually and spoke in an extremely regretful tone.
"Sigh, never mind." Chen Ye sighed and shook his head.
"Old Wang, look at his strong reaction. You can't force a relationship."
"Since he absolutely refuses to marry Dilraba in New J, then just find another male celebrity. Anyway, there are plenty of people who want to play the groom with Dilraba."
As soon as those words were spoken...
The tea room fell into a deathly silence once again.
Lu Han was still panting heavily, preparing to continue delivering her declaration of male virtue.
Hearing Chen Ye's words.
His brain suddenly went blank.
It's like a high-speed computer suddenly having its power cut off.
What did Chen Ye just say?
He's getting married to Dilraba in New J?!
Lu Han stood there stunned for a full five seconds.
The anger, resentment, and determination in his eyes vanished in an instant.
Instead, there was utter shock.
It then quickly turned into ecstasy!
Holy crap?!
Marrying Dilraba?!
The bride is Dilraba?!
"No, no, no, no, no!!!"
Lu Han snapped back to reality. The chaste and virtuous man who had just resisted to the death let out a heart-wrenching howl.
He slid straight up to Chen Ye and grabbed Chen Ye's arm tightly with both hands.
"You should have said you were going to marry Reba earlier!!!"
Lu Han was so anxious that she even started speaking in a Beijing accent, her voice trembling as if she were on a roller coaster.
"Why didn't you say so sooner! Why didn't you say so sooner!"
Deng Chao continued to deliver the finishing blow from the sidelines.
He sighed dramatically, putting on an air of great understanding.
"Oh well, never mind."
"We saw how determined you were just now, even if you wouldn't marry a fairy." Deng Chao shook his head.
"We can't force the deer; this is a matter of principle."
"Old Wang, let's find another male celebrity, so he doesn't make a mistake."
At this point, Wang Zhengyu also cooperated extremely well.
He took his phone out of his pocket and swiped his fingers across the screen.
"Alright, let me check my contacts to see which male celebrity is available to fly to Singapore."
"Hey, what do you think about me giving Zhang Yunlong a call?"
Lu Han was really worried now!
I was so scared I almost jumped out of my skin!
Let some other random guy take advantage of Dilraba?!
Don't even think about it!
Lu Han didn't care about any burdens at all; he pounced on his prey like a tiger.
He rushed up to Wang Zhengyu and snatched the phone from Wang's hand.
He held her tightly in his arms.
"Hey hey hey! I agree! I agree!"
Lu Han's expression right now could only be described as obsequious.
He laughed so hard his back teeth were showing, and his whole face looked like a blooming sunflower.
"Old Wang! Director Wang! Godfather!"
Lu Han nodded frantically, her words incoherent.
"I totally agree! You guys should have said it was Dilraba earlier! Who else could it be but me!"
Chen Ye suppressed the urge to burst out laughing and patted Lu Han's shoulder with a serious expression.
"Brother Lu, forget it, don't force yourself."
Chen Ye offered earnest advice.
"I know you don't want to get married, and we understand the angry things you said earlier."
"We're brothers, I definitely won't force you, forget it."
"I didn't force myself! I didn't force myself at all!"
Lu Han jumped up and grabbed Chen Ye's hand tightly.
"I want to get married! I want to get married so badly! I dream about it!"
Lu Han is now as excited as a primary school student who has just spent a million game coins.
This isn't a variety show recording at all!
It's like the production team spent a fortune to help him win over his wife!
What could be a more effective way to help someone than going directly to the bride's hometown to hold the wedding?!
Lu Han even spun around twice on the spot, looking at Lao Wang with shining eyes.
"Director Wang, is there anything I need to prepare in advance?"
"Do you need my help with setting up the venue?!"
"Should I call my parents from Beijing right now and have them come over to keep things under control?!"
"I'm ready! I'm always prepared!"
Looking at Lu Han, who was just moments ago so defiant but now desperately wants to have a second child.
Chen Ye, Chen He, Deng Chao, and Wang Zhengyu.
The four of them exchanged glances.
"puff……"
Chen He was the first to lose his temper, clutching his stomach and bursting into a loud, barbell-like laugh.
Immediately afterwards, Deng Chao laughed so hard he slid off the chair and slapped his thigh.
Chen Ye leaned against the wall, laughing so hard he was wiping away tears.
Wang Zhengyu laughed so hard his dentures almost flew out.
A deafening burst of wild laughter erupted in the tea room.
Lu Han was left alone, holding her phone, standing there like a complete idiot, chuckling to herself.
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