A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

Wang Zhengyu's face crinkled with laughter.

He shook his head firmly.

"No way, Brother Chao, this is a legitimate game, we can't just change it like that!"

Deng Chao became anxious.

"No, Lao Wang, you call this legitimate? Which song has the sound of a pig being slaughtered?" Deng Chao stammered, spinning around in frustration. "This is absolutely not a song! I swear on my honor!"

The carriage erupted in laughter.

"Give me a break!" Chen He retorted, "You have no integrity whatsoever! If you can't guess, just admit defeat and stop embarrassing yourself here!"

Li Chen chimed in, "That's right, Brother Chao, if you can't do it, get off. Don't just occupy the toilet without doing your business."

Faced with his brothers' concentrated fire, Deng Chao blushed.

He retorted defiantly, "Bullshit! What do you know? If this were music, I'd swallow this speaker whole! Listen to this noise, the gurgling sound—is that something a carbon-based life form could make?"

Chen Ye sat in the back row.

He carefully reviewed the audio from the underworld he had just heard.

The more I listen, the more familiar it sounds.

This isn't some weird experiment; this is just the usual stuff these people do every day!

"Old Wang," Chen Ye couldn't stand it anymore.

He pointed at Wang Zhengyu in front of him.

"This is definitely not a proper song. If I'm not mistaken, this must be the sound of Chao Ge and his gang going crazy, right?"

These words were spoken.

The carriage was silent for a moment.

Wang Zhengyu held up his phone, his shoulders starting to twitch.

He finally couldn't hold back anymore and burst into loud laughter while clutching his stomach.

"It has to be you, Ono!!"

Old Wang laughed as he opened the original video file on his phone.

They shoved the screen right in Deng Chao's face.

The original video has started playing.

In the video, Deng Chao makes a strange "crunching" sound during an impersonation show.

Then came the slurping sound of Chen He eating, his mouth dripping with oil.

Finally, a scream from Li Chen, who was terrified, was also mixed in.

The editor painstakingly pieced together these sounds into a grotesque, dark melody.

Chen Ye rolled his eyes.

Absolutely.

Old Wang resorted to such underhanded tactics to get back at them.

"Holy crap!" Deng Chao's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. "Wang Zhengyu, you're inhuman! You're using our screams as a song to guess what we're going to do?!"

"Shameless! Utterly shameless!" Chen He slapped his thigh in anger. "No wonder it sounded like a pig being slaughtered; it was Brother Chen yelling!"

Li Chen immediately turned and glared at him: "You're talking nonsense! That was clearly the sound of you eating noodles!"

Everyone was in an uproar.

The bus was nearly overturned by the group's protests.

This absolutely cannot be counted!

This is no longer a game; this is a psychological attack.

Wang Zhengyu put away his phone and stood in the aisle with his hands in his pockets.

No matter how much people scolded him, he didn't get angry.

"Why can't it be considered?" Wang Zhengyu retorted. "Anyway, none of you guessed it, right? That's what they call 'all's fair in war'."

Chen Ye snorted coldly.

"Old Wang, you're becoming more and more shameless." Chen Ye looked at Wang Zhengyu. "If you want us to walk over, just say so. Why are you going through all this formalities and playing these little games? You've got no shame, have you?"

"That's right! Old Wang is shameless!" Zheng Kai echoed loudly.

"Resist the unfair treatment from the production team!" Wang Baoqiang also raised his fist.

Faced with the barrage of criticism from the crowd, Wang Zhengyu remained completely calm.

He had anticipated this would happen.

"Well then," Wang Zhengyu sighed, looking like he'd been taken advantage of, "I won't make things difficult for you. Let's each compromise."

Everyone quieted down and stared at him.

"When the car is about five kilometers from the guesthouse, you all get off and then figure out how to get there. You don't need to guess the song anymore, okay?"

Wang Zhengyu patiently guided them: "This is the safest way. Think about it, there are still more than a dozen songs to go. If you answer incorrectly for a series of times, the distance you'll have to walk will be much more than five kilometers."

That old fox has been digging a pit for us.

A brief silence fell over the carriage.

Everyone was rapidly calculating in their minds.

Who knows what outrageous things are in the hellish question bank that Old Wang is holding?

If we keep guessing, we might really have to walk more than 20 kilometers.

Walking more than 20 kilometers in this heavy snow, most of the people will probably catch a cold today.

Five kilometers sounds like an acceptable deal.

after awhile.

Chen Ye broke the silence.

"Three kilometers." Chen Ye looked at Wang Zhengyu and held up three fingers. "We'll agree if it's three kilometers."

"Yes! Ono is right!" Deng Chao immediately realized, "It's only three kilometers!"

"Not even a meter more!" Chen He shouted.

Wang Zhengyu firmly shook his head: "No, five kilometers is the bottom line."

"Four kilometers!" Chen Ye continued to haggle.

"Five kilometers! No less!" Wang Zhengyu's attitude was extremely firm.

The two sides began a fierce tug-of-war.

Deng Chao and Chen He transformed into neighborhood committee aunties, spitting as they reasoned with Wang Zhengyu.

Wang Zhengyu insisted on maintaining the five-kilometer distance.

Chen Ye leaned back in his chair, watching Wang Zhengyu, who seemed completely unfazed.

Are you trying to cheat him?

Row.

Chen Ye crossed his arms and stretched his legs forward, completely blocking the aisle.

"Old Wang, if you don't back down, we're not getting off today." Chen Ye slumped into his seat. "Driver, weld the doors shut! We're staying on this bus today! Whoever gets off is a coward!"

"Alright!" Deng Chao instantly got Chen Ye's strategy, immediately lying down on the seat. "I'm not moving! I'm staying in this car tonight!"

"I'm lying down too!" Chen He lay down as usual.

Suddenly, the whole group of people assumed paralyzed positions in their seats.

Wang Zhengyu's lips twitched as he looked at this group of top celebrities who were acting like scoundrels.

I ran into a thug.

If this continues, will we even be able to record the finale special?

"Fine, fine, fine!" Wang Zhengyu helplessly raised his hands in surrender. "I'm scared! Four kilometers! Four kilometers it is! No less than that, no discussion!"

Everyone should know when to stop.

A group of people jumped up from their seats.

"Deal!" Chen Ye snapped his fingers.

Wang Zhengyu's attitude was already at its limit; if he were pushed any further, this old dog would probably flip the table.

The bus continued moving forward.

Outside the car window, the snow was falling even more heavily.

The north wind howled and blew across the glass.

The atmosphere inside the car was somewhat somber.

Although we managed to get four kilometers, this was during a snowy day in New York.

Walking four kilometers in the snow is very cold.

The group huddled together, whispering amongst themselves about what to do when they got off the bus.

"If all else fails, how about we go down and flag down a car?" Zheng Kai suggested.

"Come on," Li Chen rubbed his hands together. "Why don't we stick together and run over there? We can generate some heat that way."

Amidst the gloomy atmosphere, two corners stood out as out of place.

One is Chen Ye.

He leisurely scrolled through his phone, without even frowning.

The other one is Dilraba.

She looked relaxed, gazing at the snowy scenery outside the window, and even seemed to be humming a song.

Song Yuqi sensed that something was wrong.

She reached out her finger and poked Chen Ye's lower back.

"Honey," Song Yuqi leaned closer, lowering her voice, "Are you plotting something? Why aren't you worried at all? Do you have a way to get to the guesthouse without freezing?"

Chen Ye put down his phone and turned his head.

Looking into Song Yuqi's bright eyes, he couldn't help but pinch her cheek.

"Of course," Chen Ye replied softly.

Song Yuqi's eyes lit up.

"What method? Tell me quickly!" She excitedly grabbed Chen Ye's arm.

Chen Ye grinned.

He leaned close to Song Yuqi's ear, his voice so soft that only the two of them could hear it.

"Of course, I'll stick close to Dilraba."

Song Yuqi was stunned for a moment.

Chen Ye continued his explanation: "Are you stupid? This is Urumqi! Dilraba's hometown! With her current terrifying popularity and national recognition, this is her stronghold!"

Chen Ye raised an eyebrow.

"As long as we stick close to her, we won't have to worry about finding a ride once we get out on the street."

Brilliant!

Song Yuqi understood.

Here, Dilraba is practically a get-out-of-jail-free card!

If you just casually scan your face on the street, wouldn't the locals be so enthusiastic that they'd be pulled right to the door of your guesthouse?

"Your husband is amazing!" Song Yuqi excitedly pinched Chen Ye's leg. "He's so smart!"

She then glanced at Deng Chao and the others who were looking worried.

"What about Chao Ge and the others?"

Chen Ye shrugged.

"Better to die than to die, fellow Daoists. Who cares about them? Once we get off the bus, we'll keep a close eye on Sister Reba."

Song Yuqi sat up straight obediently and stopped talking.

I started secretly observing Dilraba in the front row.

Time flies.

The bus slowly came to a stop beside a relatively empty street.

It's exactly four kilometers away from the guesthouse.

Wang Zhengyu stood in front of the car door, laughing extremely arrogantly.

"Alright everyone, I've sent the location to your phones." Wang Zhengyu clapped his hands. "You can get off now. Good luck."

Everyone sighed and stood up, starting to wrap themselves in down jackets and put on hats.

The bus doors opened.

The biting cold wind blew straight in.

Everyone involuntarily shuddered.

One by one, everyone shuffled off the car like penguins.

Outside, a group of fully armed photographers also got off another bus.

They carried their equipment, hunched over, and began filming.

Wang Zhengyu stood in the warm carriage, looking at the crowd outside who were stamping their feet in the cold.

"Good luck, everyone! We'll head to the guesthouse and wait for you!"

After saying that, the bus door slammed shut.

With a burst of exhaust fumes, it vanished in a cloud of dust.

"Wang Zhengyu has absolutely no humanity!" Deng Chao muttered through gritted teeth as he watched the bus disappear into the distance.

Chen He tucked his neck into his collar.

"Alright, save your breath." Chen He took out his phone. "Everyone, open the map and find your way. If all else fails, you'll really have to walk there."

A group of people took out their cell phones in the wind and snow.

Chen Ye was quick-witted and nimble-fingered.

He grabbed Song Yuqi's hand and rushed over to Reba and Lu Han's side.

Lu Han was anxiously shielding Dilraba from the wind.

"Let's go, everyone." Chen Ye looked at everyone. "It's not realistic for so many of us to walk there. Let's see if any kind people can give us a ride. Let's split up; it'll be hard to find a car if we're too conspicuous."

That sounds very high-sounding.

Deng Chao and the others were so cold that their minds couldn't process what they were seeing, and they all nodded in agreement.

Chen Ye turned to look at Reba.

"Reba, how about we form a group of four?"

Reba looked at Chen Ye and instantly saw through the kid's scheme.

She didn't point it out, but smiled and nodded.

"no problem."

Lu Han originally wanted to stay with Reba, so Chen Ye's suggestion was exactly what she wanted.

Goal achieved.

Chen Ye turned to look at the main group.

"We'll go in groups of four and try our luck up ahead. Good luck everyone!"

Li Chen waved his hand: "Okay, you guys go first, we'll take another look."

Chen Ye pulled Song Yuqi along, following behind Reba and Lu Han, and quickly broke away from the main group.

I walked towards the bustling street.

The four walked in the wind and snow.

Although it was cold, this was already in the city center, and there were quite a few pedestrians and vehicles on the road.

Dilraba only showed half of her face.

I had only walked less than a hundred meters.

Two young girls wearing thick down jackets walked towards us.

The two were walking with their heads down.

As they brushed past each other, one of the girls suddenly stopped in her tracks.

She turned around and stared at Dilraba's retreating figure.

"Holy crap... does that mean...?" The girl's voice trembled.

"Dilraba?!"

A scream directly drowned out the howling wind and snow.