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Chapter 201 Arrogant Door Push! Deng Chao Runs Head-On into a Fellow Villain!
Following Li Chen's outrageous suggestion, everyone was stunned for a moment, then burst into a burst of wild laughter that seemed to lift the roof off.
Chen Ye listened to the rules set by Li Chen and silently gave a thumbs up.
This big black ox usually looks honest and simple, but it can be really ruthless when pushed to the limit.
Wearing bright red lipstick, playfully frolicking in the snow?
The image is so disturbing to even think about; physical attacks can penetrate magic.
Wang Zhengyu sat by the stove and slowly blew on the tea leaves.
"Actually, you can have another way to play."
Old Wang grinned, his face full of cunning.
Everyone turned their heads in unison, looking at Wang Zhengyu, who was acting strangely, with suspicion.
"What kind of game?" Zheng Kai asked, raising his eyebrows.
Wang Zhengyu put down his teacup, crossed his hands under his chin, and spoke in a light tone.
"You can stack the penalties."
These words, spoken lightly, caused an uproar throughout the entire venue.
"The next group will not only have to complete your newly assigned tasks of applying lipstick and having a snowball fight, but they will also have to perform the window-wiping dance you just did. This is called the inheritance punishment."
There was a deathly silence in the room for two seconds.
Everyone stared at Wang Zhengyu.
Chen Ye looked at Wang Zhengyu, his lips twitching violently.
Is this old guy a devil?
This is practically turning a variety show into a breeding ground for evil spirits! Whoever arrives late has to bear the brunt of all the resentment from the teams ahead of them!
That's incredibly toxic!
"Old Wang," Chen Ye exclaimed sincerely, "you're really not human."
Li Chen slapped his thigh suddenly, laughing so hard his face was covered in wrinkles.
"But we love it! Hahaha! This rule is so humane!"
"Brilliant!" Lu Han rubbed her hands excitedly. "That's what it means to get rained on, so you have to tear other people's umbrellas apart!"
Everyone sat around the stove, cracking sunflower seeds and excitedly waiting for the next unlucky one to fall.
Baby smoothed her hair and laughed heartily.
"The remaining two teams are in danger now. The penalties will keep piling up, and the last group will probably be skinned alive in the snow."
Lu Han started counting on her fingers.
"Chao Ge, He Ge, Zhe Ge, Zu Lan Ge, Bao Qiang Ge, Ma Di, and Jenny. I wonder which of these two groups will arrive first."
Zheng Kai leaned back in his chair, crossed his legs, and looked smug.
"Who cares! It's best to go first, otherwise the last group will really suffer. I'm worried for them."
Chen Ye deeply agreed.
Following this super-doubled method, the first thing to happen is a girl group dance plus a lipstick snowball fight.
If he arrives last... the scene is too beautiful for him to bear.
A while later.
A series of heavy footsteps crunching through the snow came from outside the courtyard.
"They're here!" Chen Ye, with his sharp ears, was the first to jump up from his chair.
With a whoosh, everyone in the room stood up.
Chen Ye, Li Chen, Zheng Kai, and Lu Han were agile and rushed straight to the door.
The four of them, with perfect coordination, used their bodies to completely block the door.
The wooden door was pushed from the outside, but it wouldn't budge.
"Huh? Why can't I push it open?" Wang Zulan's puzzled voice came from outside the door.
"Is it frozen?" Wang Baoqiang asked in a thick accent.
Chen Ye suppressed a laugh and shouted through the door, "It's not frozen! We're full! We're not accepting any more guests today!"
There was a moment of silence outside the door.
Then, the door was pushed open a crack.
The heads of Wang Baoqiang, Wang Zulan, and Ai Fujieni peeked in through the crack in the door, like a human pyramid.
The three people were covered in snow, and their faces were red from the cold.
Their cheerful and laughing expressions completely froze on their faces.
"What's wrong?" Wang Baoqiang stared wide-eyed at the doormen blocking the entrance. "Let us in! It's freezing outside!"
Wang Zulan nodded frantically in agreement.
"Exactly! This wind is so strong it's making my face numb, get out of the way!"
Li Chen stood with his arms crossed, like a ruthless iron tower in the middle.
"You can come in." The big black bull grinned, revealing a row of white teeth, his smile extremely wicked. "But you're late, you need to finish your punishment before you can enter this room."
Upon hearing the word "punishment," Wang Zulan was stunned.
He pointed incredulously at himself: "Huh? What the hell? We went through all that trouble to get here, and we still have to be punished?!"
Li Chen nodded very calmly.
"Yes, we did that when we came. Rules are rules."
Zheng Kai seized the opportunity and immediately shifted his focus.
"Seriously! Old Wang is absolutely inhuman!" Zheng Kai pointed at Wang Zhengyu, who was leisurely drinking tea inside the room. "We were almost exhausted just now, and he still forced us to do punishments! It's absolutely outrageous!"
Chen Ye looked at Zheng Kai.
This skill at shifting blame... is truly impressive.
The three people outside the door stared at the indignant expressions on everyone's faces, and then looked at Wang Zhengyu, who was sitting upright inside the room.
Upon closer examination, it's clear that Old Wang is indeed capable of such despicable acts.
Wang Zulan sighed resignedly.
"Alright, what punishment should we do? Hurry up, I need to finish so I can go inside and warm myself by the fire."
Zheng Kai cleared his throat, and the grief on his face instantly turned into uncontrollable ecstasy.
"Your punishments are twofold," Zheng Kai said, holding up two fingers.
"First, learn a girl group's window-cleaning dance."
"Second, put on bright red lipstick, dress up as a little girl, and have a snowball fight in the yard while laughing and playing."
The voice just fell.
The three people outside the door were petrified on the spot.
Efferini's mouth was open.
He's a hardcore rapper, and you expect him to wear lipstick and act like a little girl having a snowball fight?
This is worse than killing him!
"You're kidding me, right?" Wang Baoqiang's eyes widened as he looked at Chen Ye and the others. "Don't try to fool me. Could Old Wang really come up with such a bizarre idea?"
Chen Ye remained calm and composed, his eyes sincere.
"Seriously, Brother Baoqiang, Old Wang is really weird now."
Wang Zhengyu, who was holding a teacup inside the room, paused for a moment.
He has become completely immune to these people's tendency to shift blame at the drop of a hat.
Anyway, there's no need to worry about having too many problems. As long as the ratings are off the charts, what's wrong with being a beast for once?
While the three people outside the door were still hesitating, Baby had already taken action.
She produced a tube of bright red lipstick from who-knows-where and walked over with a smile.
"Come on, you three, the sooner you die, the sooner you'll be reborn. Finish your drawing and hurry up and go inside."
As the bright red lipstick approached, the three of them tried to escape.
But behind them was a blanket of snow, and in front of them was a warm fireplace.
After weighing the pros and cons, the three of them closed their eyes in despair.
To avoid freezing to death, and also for the sake of the show, they went all out!
The baby moved extremely quickly.
She skillfully painted a bloody mouth on Wang Baoqiang.
She then painted Wang Zulan's lips a bright red.
Finally, he stood on tiptoe and gave Effogene's thick lips a hard smear.
Chen Ye stared at the three freshly made, fiery red lips, his mouth twitching wildly.
Absolutely.
Wang Baoqiang's face, paired with bright red lips, made him look like a village girl who had failed at a blind date in the city.
Wang Zulan has been transformed into a hilarious version of the Big Mouth Monkey.
The most outrageous one was Efferini, a fat man with a face full of scars and bright red lips. The image was so grotesque that you would want to run away immediately.
"Alright, the first preparation is complete." Chen Ye raised his phone and pulled up the viral window-cleaning video. "Come on, you have one minute to learn, then dance to the music."
The three of them, with pained expressions, huddled together in front of the screen.
Upon seeing the alluring movements, Aifugen covered her face in despair.
A minute later, the catchy background music started playing in the courtyard.
"One, two, three, go!"
The three of them gritted their teeth and started wildly twisting their hips in the snow.
Wang Zulan, as expected of someone who has worked on variety shows, actually has a certain charm when she dances.
Wang Baoqiang, on the other hand, completely let loose, making wide, sweeping hip movements, like he was dancing the Yangko.
Aifugen was in the worst condition; wrapped in a heavy down jacket, every movement he made resembled a drunken penguin struggling to wipe a window.
"Pfft, hahaha!" Lu Han collapsed onto Dilraba's shoulder in laughter.
Chen Ye clutched his stomach, almost laughing until tears streamed down his face.
This isn't a girl group dance, it's biological weapon-level mental pollution!
"Alright, alright! That's enough!" Chen Ye quickly waved his hand and called for a stop. He was afraid that if he watched any longer, he would go blind.
"Next up!" Chen Ye pointed to the snow in the yard, "Let's begin! Remember, act shy and demure like a girl!"
The music switched to a light and sweet background music, perfect for a sweet girl.
The three of them completely gave up and went all out.
Wang Baoqiang, in a high-pitched, delicate voice, grabbed a handful of snow and tossed it towards Aifugeni with his pinky finger raised.
"Ugh! I hate you!" Wang Baoqiang's rough voice was forced into a strained tone.
Afrogenie got goosebumps all over his body.
With his bright red lips, he stomped his foot awkwardly and covered his face with his thick arms.
"You're so mean! I'm ignoring you now!"
Wang Zulan, true to her dramatic nature, started running in the snow with tiny, quick steps.
She ran while letting out a silvery, affected laugh. "Come and chase me! You can't catch me!"
Under the eaves, everyone was laughing hysterically.
Li Chen laughed so hard he squatted down and pounded on the wooden door.
Zheng Kai laughed so hard he couldn't stand up straight.
Chen Ye leaned against the door frame, feeling that today's trip to New J was well worth it.
Just based on this, the final episode of this show will definitely be interesting!
A few minutes later, the three of them, their faces covered in snow and their lipstick smudged, ran shivering into the house.
As soon as he entered the room and felt the warmth of the heating, Wang Baoqiang angrily rushed towards Wang Zhengyu.
"Old Wang! Are you a pervert?! How did you come up with that kind of punishment?!"
Aifugeni chimed in, complaining, "Director, I still need to work in this industry. If this airs, where will I, a hardcore rapper, put my face?"
Wang Zhengyu slowly took a sip of tea.
He looked at the three resentful women and repeated the superposition rules he had just explained verbatim.
"Actually, this punishment wasn't set by me, it was set by the team in front of you," Old Wang said with a smile, pointing at Li Chen.
"Furthermore, you now have the right to increase the stakes for the next team."
The atmosphere in the room changed instantly.
The three people, who were just feeling aggrieved, suddenly had two wolf-like green glints in their eyes.
So that's how it is!
What are we waiting for!
Wang Baoqiang wiped the lipstick stain from his lips, and the resentment on his face vanished, replaced by extreme excitement.
"You can do that?!" Wang Baoqiang slapped his thigh. "They have to be punished severely! I want to make their lives even worse!"
Aifugen realized what was happening and a ferocious smile appeared on his fat face.
"Right! Who's the next team? It's Chao Ge and his group, right? We can't let them get away!"
Chen Ye watched as the three people instantly turned dark.
There wasn't a single good person in this film crew.
Everyone gathered together and started discussing it amongst themselves.
"Let them take off their shirts and run around in the snow!" Zheng Kai suggested, offering a terrible idea.
"No, no, it's too cold and I'll catch a cold," Baby quickly objected.
Wang Baoqiang's mind worked very quickly.
He had practiced martial arts for many years and had extremely high requirements for body control. With a quick glance, a plan came to mind.
"I've got it!" Wang Baoqiang excitedly raised his hand.
"Make them do handstands! Not only handstands, but three somersaults in the snow!"
"After we finish flipping through the pages, let's continue with cleaning the windows, applying lipstick, and having a snowball fight!"
This remark caused the entire audience to burst into laughter.
Chen Ye clasped his hands in a fist salute to Wang Baoqiang.
Cruel person.
"Brother Baoqiang is amazing." Lu Han gave a thumbs up. "I feel hopeless for Brother Chao and the others."
The rules have been finalized.
Everyone pulled over small stools and sat in a row by the stove.
His gaze was fixed on the tightly closed wooden door.
Everyone was rubbing their hands together, like a pack of hungry wolves waiting for their prey to take the bait.
Come on, Brother Chao, our big gift package is ready.
Time passed second by second.
The sound of wind and snow gradually drowned out the loud noise coming from outside the courtyard.
Not long after, the wooden door of the courtyard creaked loudly again.
The door was kicked open arrogantly.
Deng Chao, Chen He, Tao Zhe, and Ma Di, all wrapped up like four round rice dumplings, swaggered in.
The door was just opened a crack.
Deng Chao's extremely arrogant and smug voice pierced through the wind and snow and crashed directly into the house.
"Old Wang!! Come out and greet the customers!!"
Deng Chao craned his neck and strode towards the main house.
"Are we the first ones here?! Haven't those weaklings arrived yet?! Hurry up and bring out all the good food!"
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