A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!
Chapter 204 Pre-wedding Panic? Chen Ye's Sharp Tongue!
Chen Ye and Deng Chao were dragged into the room by Lu Han.
His hair was a mess, and he was muttering something to himself.
"Is this golden retriever having a relapse?" Chen Ye wondered to himself, and slapped Lu Han's hand away.
Chen He, with his round belly protruding, yawned repeatedly as he squeezed in.
"What's going on? Can't a person get any sleep?" Chen He complained, rubbing his eyes.
Deng Chao closed the door behind him and locked it.
After locking the door, he came over and plopped down on the sofa.
"Yeah, that's really weird. Did you call us over on WeChat because it's an emergency? Did the sky fall or the earth collapse?" Deng Chao crossed his legs.
Lu Han finally stopped spinning.
He turned around abruptly and grabbed Chen Ye's arm.
"What should we do?! What should we do!" Lu Han lowered her voice, her voice trembling, like a frightened quail.
Chen Ye forcefully pulled his arm away and rolled his eyes.
"What do you mean, 'what to do'? Speak like a human being!"
This guy is definitely possessed.
Lu Han took a deep breath, her face instantly turning bright red.
"Tomorrow! I'm getting married tomorrow!" Lu said nervously.
"Even though it's fake!"
"But it's still a wedding! I'm so excited!"
"What do I do, guys? My heart is pounding!"
Lu Han repeated her anxiety like a broken record.
The air in the room was silent for three seconds.
Chen Ye, Deng Chao, and Chen He exchanged a knowing glance.
They all rolled their eyes in unison.
"Are you sick?" Chen Ye turned on his sarcastic mode.
Just for this? Dragging someone out of a warm bed?
Chen Ye pointed at Lu Han's nose.
"It's just a fake marriage segment on a variety show, why are you getting so worked up!"
"Why are you putting on this pink filter act? Did Dilraba agree to be with you? Did they get back together?"
"This is just a game segment Old Wang came up with to boost ratings. Do you really think you're getting married tomorrow?"
A barrage of bullets rained down.
Lu Han's expression froze.
Like being struck by lightning.
"Well... well, it's still a marriage trial card, after all," Lu Han stammered in rebuttal, her confidence completely gone.
Seeing Lu Han's pitiful state, on the verge of tears, Deng Chao coughed twice and stepped in to smooth things over.
"Alright, alright, Yezi, say less. Don't make the child withdrawn." Deng Chao waved his hand.
Old Deng put on the face of a caring older brother and looked at Lu Han with earnest words.
"That's not right, Ono. As brothers, we should put ourselves in Shishio's shoes and understand how she feels right now."
Deng Chao pointed to the people inside the room.
"Look at us, out of the four of us, he's the only real single guy."
Chen Ye pursed his lips and nodded; that was indeed the truth.
I'm getting married soon, and Brother Chao and Brother He already have a child old enough to run errands.
Only this golden retriever is still stubbornly fighting.
"Besides, Xiao Lu's excitement isn't without reason," Deng Chao analyzed, stroking his chin.
"It's a wedding, even if it's fake, but look at how smug Old Wang is. He's definitely planning something big, and the venue tomorrow will be anything but small."
"What's the difference between this and a real wedding? I'd be too excited to sleep if I were in your shoes."
Chen He nodded vigorously beside him.
"Brother Chao is right. Old Wang is ruthless and will definitely make the atmosphere more realistic. Xiao Lu, you're practically married now, all that's missing is the official stamp from the Civil Affairs Bureau," Chen He added smoothly.
When Lu Han heard the two old men's forced words of comfort, the light in her eyes brightened again.
He sighed and sat heavily on the edge of the bed.
"I'm just so nervous!" Lu Han rubbed her face with both hands. "You guys have no idea, this is the first time I've ever experienced anything like this in all my years!"
"Just thinking about her in her wedding dress tomorrow makes my legs go weak."
Chen Ye couldn't help but feel sorry for him, seeing his pathetic and infatuated appearance.
"Alright, alright." Chen Ye crossed his arms and raised his eyebrows.
"Why are you pretending to be an innocent young boy?"
"When I saw you on the plane, taking advantage of your fear of heights, shamelessly holding hands with Dilraba, didn't you seem to be having a good time?"
"Why didn't you look like you were about to collapse from nervousness back then?"
These words came out like a thunderclap from a clear sky.
Lu Han completely froze.
He remained frozen in place, still rubbing his face.
Three seconds later.
"Haha...hahaha." Lu Han burst into an awkward laugh.
His eyes darted around, and his face was as red as a boiled lobster.
"Um...you...you all saw it?" Lu Han stammered.
Chen Ye walked to the bedside and sat down.
"Nonsense, only a blind person can't see that," Chen Ye sneered.
Not only did they see it, they even chatted about it in the small group.
Upon hearing this earth-shattering news, Deng Chao and Chen He were instantly wide awake and energized.
The two walked over without any hesitation and squeezed next to Chen Ye on either side.
The three people stared at Lu Han like they were watching monkeys in a zoo.
"Oh my! Holding hands! You've grown up, little deer!" Chen He teased sarcastically.
"I didn't know you had such audacity. You usually pretend to be such a coward, don't you?" Deng Chao laughed until his face was wrinkled.
Lu Han, stared at by these three pairs of gossipy eyes, completely gave up struggling.
He fell backward, sprawling on the bed in despair.
"I just didn't expect that," Lu Han said, staring at the ceiling in a low voice.
"We never thought we'd get married on a variety show in our lifetime."
His tone conveyed a complex mix of emotions.
There was regret, there was relief, and there was also a kind of resolute determination to burn one's bridges.
"It's been four years. I never dreamed that such a magical day could come. I'm just... a little emotional."
The atmosphere in the room fell silent for a brief moment.
Chen Ye got goosebumps all over when he saw Lu Han's melodramatic, overly affectionate expression.
"Stop!" Chen Ye ruthlessly broke the sentimentality.
"It's fine to feel good about yourself, but don't disgust us." Chen Ye's sharp tongue remained unchanged.
He looked down at Lu Han.
"You should thank Wang Zhengyu. If it weren't for him creating this variety show script, it's uncertain whether Dilraba would even bother with you now."
"Get married? You wish! No way!"
Lu Han glanced at Chen Ye with a resentful look.
He wanted to argue.
but.
Chen Ye, however, spoke only the stark truth.
If it weren't for Lao Wang forcibly keeping them locked in the show, Dilraba would probably have bought a standing ticket and left after recording this final episode.
Seeing that Lu Han had backed down, Chen Ye's tone softened slightly.
"So, the stupidest thing you can't do right now is get nervous." Chen Ye started to unravel the mystery like a strategist.
"Think about it, Dilraba is currently in a state of confusion and unawareness, on guard."
"If you're so nervous when you go on stage tomorrow that you stumble or stammer, she's smart enough to see right through you faking it."
Chen Ye held up a finger and waved it in front of Lu Han's eyes.
"If you get nervous, it will make her nervous too. If you're both sweating profusely, how can the acting go on naturally?"
"If Lao Wang's pre-arranged script is exposed, he could easily end up losing more than he gains."
Chen Ye raised his voice and threw out a fatal threat.
"If Dilraba knew that all of this was a conspiracy we conspired to frame her, do you think she would fly into a rage on the spot?"
"By then, forget about getting back together; she'll be lucky if she doesn't block you."
Chen Ye's words were reasonable and well-founded, and every word was incisive.
Since it's all just acting, the safest strategy is to accept it as it is.
Lu Han sat up straight.
He swallowed hard, cold sweat breaking out on his back.
If he really angers Dilraba, he'll be stuck with a keyboard and remaining a bachelor for the rest of his life.
After listening to Chen Ye's calm analysis, Deng Chao and Chen He nodded repeatedly.
"Ye Zi is right!" Deng Chao slapped his thigh. "Xiao Lu, you absolutely can't give yourself away, you have to stay as steady as a rock!"
"That's right! Show me your top idol skills! If you're going to act, you have to act like a real groom!" Chen He shouted in agreement.
Lu Han scratched her hair and looked at Chen Ye.
"That's true, but I still can't relax," Lu Han said with a bitter face. "My mind is filled with images of all sorts of disasters tomorrow."
Chen Ye rolled his eyes helplessly.
"You have to force yourself to relax, even if you can't." Chen Ye stood up and patted his pants.
"Tonight, you should just go to sleep quietly. We'll talk about anything else tomorrow."
"When you wake up tomorrow, have the makeup artist give you a handsome makeover. Make you look like a real man."
"Just treat this as an immersive experience and enjoy the process!"
Chen Ye's words were like a powerful reassurance, gradually calming Lu Han's panicked gaze.
Yes.
Why think so much? As long as he's handsome, that's all that matters.
At this point, Deng Chao and Chen He also began to play the role of the ultimate comforting elder brother.
"That's right, Little Deer." Deng Chao stepped forward and patted Lu Han on the shoulder. "Don't be nervous, just play house like this."
"Think about it, after this experience, the thin veil between you two has been completely melted away."
Chen He added with a wink.
"Yes, yes, yes! With such a deep shared memory, she'll be more likely to forgive you if you keep pestering her in the future."
"Girls are emotional creatures who respond better to gentle persuasion than force. If you behave well tomorrow, you'll achieve twice the result with half the effort."
Listen to the analysis of these three veterans.
Lu Han nodded repeatedly, her eyes growing brighter and brighter.
"I understand! Brother Chao, Brother He, Yezi, thank you!" Lu Han finally showed a relieved, silly smile.
"That's more like it." Deng Chao yawned loudly.
Chen Ye glanced at his phone screen.
"Alright, the problem is solved. Go get some rest and recharge your energy. Tomorrow will be a tough battle." Chen Ye waved his hand.
The four of them exchanged a few more jokes before parting ways.
Chen Ye walked down the corridor and pushed open the door to his room.
The room was well-heated, and the lights were warm and yellow.
Song Yuqi was wearing that fluffy, minimalist loungewear, sprawled on the big bed without any regard for her image, her two fair legs swinging merrily in the air.
She was engrossed in scrolling through Douyin on her phone, occasionally letting out a silly laugh without any concern for her image.
I heard the door open.
Song Yuqi looked up from the screen, her eyes sparkling.
"You're back?" Song Yuqi turned over and sat cross-legged on the bed.
"What did you say to Lu Ge? Is he extremely nervous?"
Chen Ye casually took off his coat and threw it on the chair, then walked over with a smile.
"That's right, that golden retriever was practically ready to make his will on the spot."
Chen Ye plopped down on the edge of the bed and casually pinched Song Yuqi's soft cheek.
Then, he vividly reenacted his lecture in Lu Han's room with Song Yuqi.
Especially when Lu Han was so shocked by the question "Did you get back together?" that she questioned her existence.
Song Yuqi laughed so hard she fell onto the bed.
"Hahaha! Honey, you're so mean!" Song Yuqi laughed until tears almost came out, clutching her stomach.
"But I think you're right! Lu Han cares too much, which makes him prone to making mistakes."
"If we really mess this up tomorrow, Dilraba will definitely flip the table and get angry on the spot. Then the chaos will be impossible to resolve."
Chen Ye smiled and nodded, then reached out and pulled Song Yuqi into his arms.
"So, it's still easier for the two of us."
Chen Ye then turned off half of the bedside lamp.
Only a dim, ambiguous wall lamp remained in the room.
He got up and walked to the door, locking it completely with a "click".
Then he lay down on the large bed and stretched out a long yawn.
It's really cold in this snowy weather in New Jersey.
But the room was indeed comfortable.
As soon as Chen Ye lay down, Song Yuqi wrapped herself around him like a skilled octopus.
"oops!"
The two of them instantly started making a ruckus on the bed.
Chen Ye wrapped his arm around her slender waist.
Song Yuqi's cheeks flushed slightly as she gently pushed against Chen Ye's firm chest, her eyes glistening with tears.
"Wait a minute," Song Yuqi said coquettishly, pointing to the window next to her.
"The curtains aren't drawn yet!"
The film crew's headquarters is right outside. If that old fox Wang Zhengyu's drone captures it, it will definitely trend on social media and be watched by the entire internet.
And it's not even dark yet!
Chen Ye chuckled softly.
"Yes, my dear wife."
He nimbly got up and pulled the heavy blackout curtains shut.
The light was blocked out by the wind and snow, leaving only a warm and inviting atmosphere inside.
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