A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

"So we're splitting up into two sides now?" Lu Han's eyelids twitched as she looked at the dark mass of suit-clad thugs in front of her.

"Yes, we need to split up." Aifugeni's childhood friend, who was in charge of the male side's hair today, smiled brightly, his big gold chain dazzling under the hotel lobby lights.

With a wave of his hand, he exuded heroic spirit.

"Groom's brothers, come with me!"

Chen Ye raised an eyebrow and tilted his head at Deng Chao and Chen He.

Suppressing their laughter, the group of men followed the local burly men toward the elevator with an air of self-righteousness.

This setup doesn't look like a wedding procession; it looks more like they're going to seize territory from a neighboring venue.

The white team members who remained in place were completely dumbfounded.

Tao Zhe, dressed in a white suit, looked disheveled in the drafty lobby.

"Hey, no way," Tao Zhe pointed at the Black Team's arrogant departing figures, "Are we just going to stand here in the lobby as greeters as punishment?"

Ma Di stomped his feet in anger, pointing at Wang Baoqiang and Zheng Kai and complaining.

"I told you we shouldn't have worn white! Look at the black team, all surrounded by their entourage, we look like popsicle vendors!"

The female director quickly ran over to comfort her.

"Please be patient, ladies," a staff member explained, suppressing a laugh. "Teacher Dilraba is already waiting in the women's private room upstairs. I'll take you there shortly to discuss tactics."

The White Team members then boarded another elevator, grumbling and cursing.

Second floor corridor.

A group of local brothers surrounded Lu Han tightly in the middle.

Now, he's impeccably dressed in a suit, his chin slightly raised, exuding an air of domineering young master nobility.

The group chatted and laughed as they walked in on the red carpet.

A small group of impatient guys couldn't wait to rush into the men's lounge at the end of the corridor to create a lively atmosphere.

Deng Chao walked at the back of the group, hands in his pockets, clicking his tongue in amazement.

"This is interesting." Deng Chao looked at the grand setup in front of him. "Old Wang really went all out this time, making it so formal. I feel like he's really here to send Xiao Lu off to her wedding."

Chen He laughed out loud with his signature goose-like cry.

"They're really stirring things up! Bringing so many people here, the ratings for this episode are going to explode!"

Chen Ye walked between the two, looking at Lu Han's back as she tried to appear calm, and a smile appeared on his lips.

He lowered his voice.

"Brother Chao, Brother He, there's something even more interesting coming up."

Deng Chao and Chen He stopped in their tracks at the same time.

The two turned their heads to the left and right, staring at Chen Ye with puzzled expressions.

"What do you mean?" Deng Chao keenly sensed that something was wrong.

Chen Ye took out his phone, opened the video that Song Yuqi had just sent, waved it in front of the two of them, and quickly put it away.

"Old Wang secretly invited Sister Reba's parents and her cousin to the scene." Chen Ye dropped this bombshell in a calm tone.

"He's sitting in the women's lounge up ahead."

Holy crap!

Chen He shuddered suddenly, his double chin popping out.

Deng Chao slipped and almost did a split on the high-end carpet.

The two men gripped Chen Ye's arms tightly.

"Really?!" Chen He's voice trembled. "How did Old Wang do that? He stole someone's household registration book?!"

"How would I know what unethical methods Old Wang used?" Chen Ye rolled his eyes. "Anyway, they're sitting right there, and when the door opens, we won't be facing an NPC, we'll be facing our real parents!"

Deng Chao's smile faded, and his facial muscles tensed slightly.

He grabbed Chen He's wrist.

"He'er, did you hear that? This is no joke!"

"We absolutely cannot let them down later, and we certainly can't disrespect Little Deer!"

Deng Chao lowered his voice, his eyes sharp.

"The three of us are the groom's support today! As his brothers, we absolutely cannot let Reba's parents have a bad impression of our family!"

Chen He understood immediately and nodded frantically.

"Brother Chao is right!" Chen He patted his chest. "Even though it's a fake marriage, who knows if Lu Han and Dilraba will actually become a couple? If they do, today is like meeting the parents in advance!"

"If this falls into our hands, wouldn't Little Deer chop us up alive?"

"Yes!" Deng Chao quickly straightened his tie and reached out to pat the dust off Chen He's suit.

"When we meet our in-laws later, Lao Deng, we two must show our mature charm, serve tea and chat with Reba's parents a lot, and demonstrate the groom's family's upbringing and refinement!"

Chen He looked solemn.

"Roger that! Mission accomplished!"

Chen Ye watched from the side and couldn't help but laugh.

These two veteran actors got so into character that they really acted like grandpa and mom.

At this moment, the main group reached the door of the rest room.

The man turned around and looked at Lu Han with excitement.

"Groom, are you ready?"

Lu Han straightened her cuffs, revealed a bright smile, and nodded vigorously.

"Push open the door!"

The man shouted, and two burly men pushed open the double mahogany doors.

Before Lu Han could react, Ai Fugeni slapped her into the doorway.

"Bang! Bang!"

The deafening sound of the salute exploded in my ears instantly.

Colorful gold foil rained down on Chen Ye and Lu Han's faces.

"Awooooo!"

The group of people who had just run into the room cheered wildly at the top of their lungs.

Immediately afterwards, the local wedding band hidden in the corner went all out.

The hand drums were pounded loudly, the strings of the dombra were practically smoking, and the rhythmic New J dance music filled the room.

Without saying a word, several enthusiastic local men rushed up, grabbed Chen Ye and Deng Chao by the arms, and dragged them to the center of the field.

Chen Ye wanted to be reserved, but he couldn't resist the enthusiasm of these people.

The most outrageous one was Deng Chao.

Just a second ago, this old guy was outside the door confidently declaring to Chen He that he would "show the maturity of a man."

The next second, the music started, and he threw off his coat.

He twisted his hips and plunged into the crowd.

With his hands raised above his head, he engaged in a wild dance battle with several new J brothers, his flamboyant style was almost unbearable to watch.

Chen He, with her pregnant belly, was also swaying around wildly beside her.

Chen Ye was utterly speechless as he watched the chaotic scene of the demons dancing wildly.

It’s over.

Given the character of these people, if they actually meet Reba's parents later, they'll probably take their daughter and run home overnight.

The crowd danced to the frenetic rhythm for five or six minutes before the music abruptly stopped with a crisp drumbeat.

A group of grown men were panting heavily from exhaustion.

"Alright, alright, brothers, take a break. Let's sit down and get down to business!" The man clapped his hands to signal for quiet.

Everyone found a sofa or chair and slumped down.

The man walked to the center of the room and looked at Chen Ye, Deng Chao and the others with a smile.

"Hello everyone, let me start with a formal self-introduction." He pointed to the red flower pinned to his chest, "I'm the male lead on the male side today."

"I will be in charge of all the big and small matters of today's wedding procession. If any of you teachers have any questions, please feel free to ask me."

Everyone applauded and nodded.

The man turned around and pointed to the musicians behind him, who were drenched in sweat.

"This is the top-notch traditional wedding band in the area. They'll be with us the whole time we go to pick up the bride, creating a spectacular atmosphere!"

The musicians obligingly raised their instruments in greeting.

Chen Ye rubbed his temples.

This isn't a wedding procession; it's clearly a band crashing the party.

"Next, I'll explain the procedures for later." The man's smile faded, and his expression became serious.

He took out a list and glanced at it.

"When the auspicious time arrives, our group of men will head straight to the women's rest room."

"Once we get to the door, the bridesmaids will definitely block it completely. The first step is to give them red envelopes! Stuff them as much as you can through the crack in the door until they open it!"

Chen He touched his pocket, which was even cleaner than his face.

"A red envelope? I just spent all my money on gifts. What are you going to give me? My autographed photo?"

The man laughed loudly.

"Don't worry, we've prepared the red envelopes, filled with real cash. You just need to use the money to break down that door!"

"The second step," the man said, holding up two fingers, his eyes suddenly burning with fervor, "is that the first thing we do when the door opens isn't to snatch them, but to dance!"

"What?!" Lu Han panicked completely, her eyes wide as she pointed at herself. "I have to jump too? To clean the windows?"

He had just been through a lot of torture, and the mere mention of dancing made his legs go weak.

"No, no, no." The man waved his hand righteously, "You are the groom, the most honored person, you don't need to jump."

He pointed at Chen Ye, Deng Chao, Chen He, and Li Chen, who were slumped on the sofa.

"They dance! We'll dance alongside the bride's family! We have to dance with spirit!"

Chen Ye curled his lip.

The groom is responsible for showing off, while his resentful family members are responsible for doing the hard labor.

"The third step is the most important; groom, you must remember it perfectly!"

The man walked up to Lu Han and pressed down on his shoulder.

"The door opened, the dance was over, and the first people you saw after you went inside were definitely the bride's parents."

"According to our custom, the groom must walk up to the bride's parents and bow respectfully."

The man personally demonstrated a very standard, almost ninety-degree deep bow.

"Place your right hand on your chest, bend over, pause for three seconds! Let your parents see your sincerity in proposing!"

Lu Han immediately sat up straight, nodding repeatedly like a primary school student being checked by the homeroom teacher.

Chen Ye was trying so hard to suppress his laughter that his stomach hurt.

If you open the door and find your real parents-in-law sitting there, you'll probably forget even your own last name.

At the same time.

The woman's lounge upstairs in the hotel.

Wang Baoqiang, Wang Zulan, Zheng Kai, and others from the white team were just led in by the director.

The door opened.

Wang Baoqiang's signature goofy grin wasn't fully extended; it was stuck on his face.

Seated in the center of the sofa were a middle-aged couple with kind smiles on their faces.

Next to her was Dilraba's handsome cousin.

Zheng Kai slammed on the brakes, nearly stepping on Wang Zulan's heel.

"Holy crap!" Wang Zulan was so startled that she covered her mouth and took a half step back.

Dilraba, holding up the hem of her white wedding dress, was so embarrassed that she dug her toes into the ground inside her shoes.

She steeled herself and stepped forward to introduce the group of stunned male celebrities.

"Brother Qiang, Brother Kai..." Dilraba blushed and pointed to the sofa, "This is my dad, this is my mom, and that's my brother."

Wang Baoqiang reacted extremely quickly.

"Hello, uncles and aunts! Hello, little brother!" He bowed very formally, his voice trembling slightly.

At this moment, the woman's family leader quickly stepped in to smooth things over, leading the still-shaken family members to set up a barrier to block the door.

The focus shifts back to the man's lounge.

Everyone had finished their conversation.

The man glanced at his watch and then slapped his thigh.

"The auspicious time has arrived! It's almost time to go!"

He turned to look at Lu Han, who was sitting in the center position.

"Groom, give us a shout-out! Let's boost morale!"

All eyes turned to Lu Han.

Lu Han suddenly stood up from the sofa.

He clenched his fists, his eyes even turning a little red with excitement.

"Brothers!"

Lu Han strained her voice and let out a hoarse, overly dramatic roar.

"Let's go! Pick up the bride!"