A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!
Chapter 216: A Perfect Ending! This Variety Show Wedding is One of a Kind!
"Brother Chao explained it very well."
Chen Ye leaned against the glass handrail.
He glanced at the portable camera in the corner.
"Old Wang, who's been stingy all season, has really bleed himself dry today."
"Forcing a top female celebrity to recreate their wedding on a variety show—this kind of spectacle is one of a kind."
Deng Chao nodded.
Chen He laughed out his signature goose-like cry.
Lu Han stood in the middle, holding Reba's hand.
The two of them didn't argue, but just lowered their heads and laughed.
Chen Ye rolled his eyes.
These two have zero IQ.
If you get sold out, you'll probably still have to help Old Wang count the money.
"bite".
The elevator reached the eighth floor.
The elevator slid open to both sides.
Several local groomsmen in black suits and the same group of musicians from earlier were standing in the hallway outside.
The man in the lead waved repeatedly.
"The groom has picked up the bride! Let's continue!"
The sheepskin hand drum then began to be played.
The doors of the two elevators next to it slid open.
Baby's group came out from the left.
The bridesmaid, accompanied by Alfogeni and seven or eight burly men, emerged from the right.
The main force joined forces.
When there are too many people, the situation becomes uncontrollable.
The rhythm of the Western Regions is inherently captivating.
Everyone started kicking their legs wildly in time with the drumbeats.
Madi usually describes himself as socially awkward and speaks in a soft voice.
Now, Effani is dragging her onto the dance floor, holding her arm by the arm.
He looked utterly dejected.
But his two legs honestly followed the drumbeat, kicking back and forth.
Chen Ye leaned against the wall, catching fish.
He laughed so hard he bent over, watching the group of people go crazy.
While the main group was going upstairs, they took advantage of the gap.
Deng Chao and Tao Zhe have teamed up.
Deng Chao unbuttoned his suit jacket.
A wild hip twist.
Tao Zhe swayed along, focusing all his rhythm on shaking his head.
The two of them unleashed a torrent of words at thin air.
The local groomsmen standing nearby were stunned.
Chen Ye covered his face.
So embarrassing.
Given Chao Ge's mental state, Li Jie will have to take him to see a neurologist when they get back.
A few minutes later, all the brothers came up.
The team assembled.
"Let's go! Follow the bride and groom!" The best man led the way.
Lu Han and Reba walked hand in hand at the front.
He was followed by a large group of dozens of people.
Everyone clapped their hands and walked inside.
After passing through a spacious, curved corridor, you arrive at a semi-open grandstand.
From here, you can directly overlook the high-ceilinged grand ballroom below.
The line came to a stop.
The deer in front gasped in shock.
Dilraba covered her mouth.
Chen Ye stood in the back row, craning his neck to look down.
After seeing what was below, he swore.
"I like it."
The banquet hall downstairs is ridiculously large.
The lights were dazzling, and a red carpet was laid out.
Fifteen tables were neatly arranged in the venue for the banquet.
Each table was filled with guests dressed in formal attire, young and old alike.
Even fruits and cold dishes were served on the table.
Except for Efgeny, who was grinning.
Deng Chao, Chen He, and Zheng Kai all became like wooden figures.
Song Yuqi and Baby were stunned.
"Old Wang must have emptied his pockets, right?" Ma Di rubbed his chin.
Chen Ye surveyed the area.
The hotel's high-ceilinged lobby would cost a fortune in rent.
In addition, there were fifteen tables of sea cucumber and abalone banquet, a group of extras, and a full-fledged local band.
Massive bleeding.
Old Wang always keeps the receipt when he buys a bottle of mineral water.
Did you change your mind today?
Chen Ye could guess it.
This is definitely the money that Lao Wang scraped together for the entire season, all of which was poured into this final, dramatic episode.
The groomsmen and bridesmaids from both sides walked to the bottom of the stairs.
There are two spiral staircases, one on the left and one on the right, leading to the first floor.
"Listen carefully, everyone." The best man pointed to the stairs. "You will go down in two groups, the groom on the left and the bride on the right."
Everyone nodded.
Song Yuqi and Wang Baoqiang from the white team ran to the right staircase to wait.
Chen Ye, Deng Chao, and the others stood on the left-hand staircase.
"Don't stop going downstairs."
The best man patted Lu Han on the shoulder and pointed to the high platform at the end.
"Get to the middle, the two of you together, don't worry about anything else, just keep walking forward until you reach the two crown seats and sit down!"
Lu Han nodded vigorously.
A male voice came from the speakers below.
The wedding emcee, dressed in a tuxedo, stood in the center with a microphone and shouted.
"Dear friends and family! Next, please welcome the Wuha Wedding Experience Group to the stage!"
"Give us some screams!"
The fifteen tables of guests below gave them a huge pat on the back, erupting in cheers that seemed to lift the roof off.
"Walk!"
The two teams clapped their hands and went down the spiral staircase.
Chen Ye walked behind Lu Han.
The cameras on both sides were frantically filming.
This scene looks like a real wedding, even if it weren't a variety show recording.
Old Wang has figured out how to use data traffic.
The group had just reached the ground floor.
A top-tier local band emerged from beside the stair landing.
She played the accordion with incredible skill.
The dombra was played with great enthusiasm.
A local singer with a long beard held a microphone and sang loudly.
Exotic dance music filled the entire venue.
As the group walked along the red carpet to the crown seat, they were surrounded by guests on both sides before they could even sit down.
The enthusiastic local men and women immediately tried to recruit people.
Deng Chao and Tao Zhe didn't need anyone to invite them.
They deliberately plunged into the crowd, where chaos reigned.
Chen Ye realized he couldn't avoid it.
He pulled Song Yuqi, who was standing next to him, over to him.
The two of them, arm in arm, were blindly following the beat of the drums.
"Honey, this is quite a grand affair!"
Song Yuqi leaned on Chen Ye's shoulder.
She had to shout at the top of her lungs to drown out the music.
"Is Old Wang going to rob Brother Lu of his wallet?"
"Of course!" Chen Ye replied loudly, "Xiao Lu will definitely pay for the banquet later!"
Lu Han, who was in front, was pulled into the circle by Dilraba.
His limbs were stiff, but he had a smile on his face as he swayed wildly with his wife.
The scene transformed into a giant disco.
Wang Mian and Li Chen twisted and turned like two clumsy bears.
The most outrageous one was Chen He.
He spotted Wang Zhengyu hiding behind the camera like a coward.
Chen He burst into laughter and pounced.
He grabbed Lao Wang's arm and forcibly dragged the director into the center of the dance floor.
A group of people surrounded Old Wang and danced wildly.
Old Wang repeatedly bowed and begged for mercy.
Chen Ye laughed so hard his stomach cramped.
Serves you right for cheating people!
After about ten minutes of noise, the music stopped.
Everyone was covered in sweat and sat down on both sides.
The host walked onto the stage.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom are now seated. Next, we will proceed to a sacred ceremony—the removal of the veil!"
Thunderous applause erupted from the audience.
"Please welcome the parents of the bride and groom, along with their relatives and friends, to the stage!"
Chen Ye straightened his suit collar.
He led Song Yuqi and followed the group forward.
The black and white teams gathered in the open space.
Lu Han and Reba stood side by side in front of the crown.
The host makes hand gestures.
"The bride and groom, come to the center."
Lu Han led Reba to the center of the field.
Bow to elders and relatives!
Lu Han stood up straight and bent over along with Reba.
He bowed deeply.
Everyone fell silent as they watched this scene unfold.
Chen Ye leaned against the side.
He turned his head and glanced to his side.
Reba's parents were standing there.
The elderly couple stared intently at the two people in the room, nodding repeatedly, their eyes shining.
Chen Ye smacked his lips.
This is no fake show.
This is clearly like putting raw rice in a pot and simmering it over low heat right in front of the father-in-law and mother-in-law.
"Please welcome the bride's mother to the stage and remove her veil!"
Reba's mother walked forward with a smile.
She looked at her daughter, then at Lu Han, who was swallowing hard beside her.
Reba's mother reached out, lifted the white veil, and flipped it behind Reba's head.
Her bright and beautiful face was revealed.
"Good!" Aifugeni shouted, leading the charge.
All fifteen tables of guests gathered around.
Everyone held hands and formed a large circle.
As the music started, everyone danced around the newlyweds.
After the dance ended, the guests dispersed to prepare for the meal.
Chen Ye rubbed his calves.
Getting married is more tiring than fighting a war.
The host came back on stage.
"Teachers, please gather in the middle! Let's take a group photo of the five of us!"
Everyone's spirits lifted.
Reba's parents were unanimously invited to sit in the center.
"Wait a minute!"
Chen He shouted and pushed Zheng Kai aside.
"Old Deng, move to the left! You're blocking my profile!"
Li Chen slapped Chen He from behind.
Forget about the visuals! Today's stars are Lu Han and Dilraba!
Deng Chao and Chen He squeezed on either side of Reba's parents.
Reba, holding up her skirt, stood with Lu Han directly behind her parents.
Chen Ye walked over and stood to the right of Lu Han.
Song Yuqi and Baby are stuck to Dilraba's left.
Wang Baoqiang and Li Chen each looked for an opening.
The crowd stood in a row.
"Look at the camera! Three! Two! One! Cheese!"
The flash went off.
The family photo is captured.
Just after the photo was taken, Wang Zhengyu, who had been hiding outside, popped his head out.
He gestured, indicating that the closing remarks would be recorded directly on stage.
A staff member handed over a microphone.
Deng Chao was the first to take the microphone.
He stopped joking around.
"I'm so happy!"
"Today I can experience an authentic local wedding here."
"From the first season of 'Five Dogs' to New J, it was a tiring but exhilarating journey. Thank you everyone for your support!"
After saying that, he handed the wheat to Chen He.
Chen He flashed his teeth.
"Thank you everyone! This show was amazing! We had a great time the whole way!"
The microphone was passed along the way.
Li Chen, Wang Baoqiang, Baby, and others spoke in turn.
Each person said a few words briefly.
When we arrived at Luhan's place...
He gripped the microphone and turned to look at Dilraba.
"I'm very happy too."
Lu Han's cheeks flushed and his voice rang out.
"I'm so happy to be able to have my wedding here."
A deafening commotion erupted from below.
Dilraba quickly grabbed the microphone.
"I'm honored to participate in Five Ha and have fun with so many good friends."
"This trip was worthwhile!"
After she finished speaking, she handed the microphone to Tao Zhe.
Tao Zhe is holding the microphone.
"Thank you, Wuha! Special thanks to Chen Ye!"
"You've introduced me to so many great friends and helped me rediscover joy beyond music. Thank you."
applause.
The microphone eventually ended up in Chen Ye's hands.
Chen Ye bounced around a couple of times.
All eyes turned to him.
Chen Ye didn't look at the camera.
He turned to the side and looked at Song Yuqi.
Song Yuqi, dressed in a white bridesmaid dress, looked up at him.
Chen Ye laughed.
His usual reckless attitude had completely disappeared.
"I'm very happy."
"I'm so glad I got to be on that awful show, 'Five Ha'."
A burst of light laughter erupted from everyone.
"but."
Chen Ye paused.
"This is also the best decision I've ever made."
"Because through this show, I rediscovered my true love."
A commotion erupted from the crowd.
Song Yuqi blushed.
She reached out and pinched Chen Ye's lower back, but a smile played on her lips.
Chen Ye turned to face the camera.
"Our group has traveled to many places and been ripped off by Lao Wang countless times."
"Thank you all, thank you to the production team."
"Finally, I have to thank Old Wang, that miser, for finally plucking some feathers today."
Old Wang stared wide-eyed from below the stage.
Chen Ye handed the microphone to Song Yuqi.
Song Yuqi accepted it readily.
"I thank everyone! Thank you for your understanding and care along the way!"
Wang Zhengyu put on the walkie-talkie headset and waved his hand.
Several drones adorned with red ribbons rose from a corner of the hall.
Old Wang was holding a megaphone.
"Everyone, look at the machine! Get ready to make the cutting board!"
The guests on stage and the audience below turned around in unison and looked up at the drone.
"three!"
"two!"
"one!"
Everyone raised their hands and let out a roar that shook the entire stadium.
"The first season of '5 Dogs' has come to a perfect end! Goodbye!"
...........
Brothers and sisters, the first season of Five Hah has ended, with over 60 words, but this is not the end.
Five Ha is just the beginning. It will appear on various variety shows in the future. Brothers and sisters, thank you for watching until now.
Although there are some flaws in the writing, thank you for your understanding along the way!
I love all my readers and all the comments, good or bad. Thank you for your feedback!
Don't get me wrong, it's not the end!! Also, please stop letting the book sit unfinished!!
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