A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!
Chapter 223: Hangover Leads to Military Training! Four Families Look at Houses!
Chen Ye leaned against the headboard, looking at the WeChat interface.
"Is he still alive? What time is it? Didn't Brother Chao say he was looking at houses?"
Shortly after the message was sent, a message popped up at the top of the screen saying "The other party is typing...".
After a while, Lu Han sent a voice message that was about ten seconds long.
Chen Ye clicked on it.
The loudspeaker emitted Lu Han's strained breathing, interspersed with several heart-wrenching dry heaves in the background.
"You had barely left last night when those two guys couldn't hold back anymore and blacked out on the spot!"
"Brother Chao was throwing up terribly, singing 'Conquer' while hugging the toilet in the bathroom in the middle of the night. Right now, Sister Li is pinning him down on the sofa and forcibly feeding him hangover soup!"
"Brother He was even more outrageous. He was so disgusting that he rolled around on the ground, insisting that he was a worm."
Lu Han speaks extremely fast.
His voice was filled with barely concealed schadenfreude.
Immediately afterwards, extremely clear background noise came through the second half of the voice message.
All that could be heard was Deng Chao's indistinct, dry howling.
"Honey, I'm sorry... This soup is so hot!"
Beside him was Sun Li's stern scolding, full of disappointment and frustration.
"You have to drink it, even if it's hot!"
"How old are you to be drinking like this? If you can't get up to go house hunting today, don't even think about ever setting foot in my house again!"
Zhang Zixuan's voice could also be faintly heard.
"Chen He, stop playing dead with me! Get up and drink!"
Amidst the chaotic background noise, Lu Han delivered a cheeky summary at the end of the voice message.
"Ye Zi, that is, the one who was as quiet as a chicken last night after drinking, thus escaping a disaster."
"Come back a little later. We should wait until these two zombies regain some human form before we go out."
Playback has ended.
Chen Ye laughed out loud while listening to the live broadcast.
These two old men, whose combined age is almost eighty, are at the same table as the kids who can only drink three cups of wine, yet they insist on pretending to be wine gods.
Chen Ye leaned against the headboard, silently gazing at the sky.
She loves both vegetables and drinks.
He tossed his phone onto the bedside table and turned away.
Song Yuqi was wrapped up like a silkworm, her little mouth slightly open, still fast asleep.
Chen Ye leaned over, stretched out two fingers, and pinched Song Yuqi's little nose.
one second.
two seconds.
three seconds.
Song Yuqi was out of breath and her face turned red.
She frowned, slapped Chen Ye's hand away, and opened her eyes.
Upon recognizing the culprit, she angrily slapped Chen Ye's arm.
"What are you doing, Chen Ye? So early in the morning, aren't you annoying? I haven't had enough sleep yet!"
His voice was thick with nasal congestion and he was grumpy from just waking up.
Chen Ye grabbed her wrist and pulled her into his arms.
"It's still early morning, it's already midday. Here, let me tell you something to perk you up."
Chen Ye reached for the phone and replayed Lu Han's voice message.
Lu Han's suppressed complaints, along with Deng Chao and Chen He's pitiful pleas for mercy, were exceptionally clear in the quiet master bedroom.
After listening for the first three seconds, Song Yuqi's eyes widened.
Halfway through the conversation, she woke up laughing in bed, clutching her stomach and doubled over with mirth.
"My God, Brother Chao and Brother He are so pitiful." Song Yuqi laughed until tears almost came out. "I can just imagine Sister Li holding that bowl with that righteous indignation on her face."
Chen Ye scratched her nose.
"They brought it on themselves. Alright, get up and wash up, we're going to do the big project of buying a house and becoming neighbors today."
Song Yuqi was completely wide awake and jumped out of bed.
"Oh right, let's look at apartments!"
"I get excited just thinking about being neighbors with Sister Li and my sister-in-law, visiting each other every day, and getting beauty treatments and shopping together."
She walked barefoot on the carpet and opened the door to the walk-in closet to pick out clothes.
"Honey, which outfit should I wear to the house viewing today? How about this Chanel-style jacket? Or something more casual?"
Chen Ye leaned against the headboard.
"Wear something casual. You'll be walking around a lot to see the villa; dressing too formally will be tiring."
"That makes sense!"
The two quickly finished washing up.
Chen Ye went to the kitchen and made bacon and eggs and sandwiches.
I had just swallowed the last sip of milk when my phone on the table vibrated.
Deng Chao sent his WeChat location.
Add a weak voice message.
"Yoko, let's go outside and meet here."
Chen Ye checked the location and raised an eyebrow.
No. 1, Eastern Suburbs of Shanghai.
The most exclusive affluent areas are truly prime real estate, with very little available on the market and extremely strict social barriers.
Deng Chao was able to choose this location for the house viewing and even had four adjacent units reserved, which clearly shows that he used a lot of connections.
Chen Ye took a tissue and wiped his mouth.
"Let's go, honey, let's go inspect the goods."
The two went down to the underground parking garage.
Facing a row of supercars, Chen Ye walked towards the black Maybach S680 on the far side.
When looking at houses, one should be mindful of appearances and composure. Driving a Lamborghini would seem frivolous, but a Maybach would be perfect for today's occasion.
Song Yuqi opened the passenger door and sat down.
The engine started, and the Maybach smoothly drove out of the underground parking garage, heading straight for East Suburb No. 1.
The sun was shining brightly all the way.
Song Yuqi leaned back in the leather seat, watching the street scene recede outside the window.
"How big is this villa's yard? Can we put a barbecue grill there sometime?" She counted on her fingers, thinking, "Then Li-jie can bring the food, and my sister-in-law can bring the drinks. The four ladies can host a barbecue in the yard every day, and you four grown men can grill the meat. It would be perfect."
Chen Ye was controlling the steering wheel with one hand.
"No problem. Leave it to me. As long as the space is big enough, I'll dig a heated swimming pool in your yard, not just a barbecue grill."
Forty minutes later, the Maybach drove into the VIP viewing lane outside the East Suburb No. 1 residential complex.
As soon as the car came to a stop, Chen Ye saw several people standing outside the sales hall through the windshield.
Deng Chao and Chen He both wore large black sunglasses that covered half of their faces, their necks tucked into their collars, giving them a weak appearance.
That hangover soup only saved their lives; it didn't fully restore them to their original state.
Lu Han stood alone to one side, hands in his pockets, kicking small pebbles at his feet.
Sun Li and Zhang Zixuan, on the other hand, looked energetic and were chatting animatedly with their heads down.
Chen Ye got out of the car and strode forward, holding Song Yuqi's hand.
"Oh, so these two con artists have finally decided to go out?"
He sized up Deng Chao and Chen He, who were trying to appear profound, and then launched into his sarcastic mode.
"What's wrong? Are those sunglasses welded to your face? Where did your swagger go last night, saying you could drink ten cups? You're such a weak drinker, your legs must be wobbling by now."
Chen He pulled his sunglasses down with a bitter expression.
"Chen Ye, shut up! My head is still throbbing with pain, and if I keep talking, I'm going to throw up right here at the gate."
Deng Chao's face turned pale, and he waved his hands repeatedly, his voice as weak as a whisper.
"No, no, I will never drink again. This alcohol is like poison that goes straight to the gut."
Chen Ye sabotaged the operation.
"Can you control yourself? You've said that a hundred times, and every single time you're the one who's offering the cup up to them."
Chen He clutched his stomach and agreed.
"Really, Yezi, I won't drink anymore no matter who invites me. If I touch a drop of alcohol again, I'm not a Chen."
Chen Ye rolled his eyes at him.
"Give me a break. Your oath is less reliable than the packaging of Lao Tan Pickled Cabbage Noodles, and it's not even surnamed Chen. Your aunt and uncle will beat you to death if they find out."
Sun Li and Zhang Zixuan, who were standing next to him, couldn't help but laugh and nodded in agreement.
After rubbing the two hungover guys clean, Chen Ye pointed his gun at Lu Han, who was watching the show from the sidelines.
"Boss Lu, you're all alone, why didn't you bring Rebarra along to look at the wedding room?" Chen Ye deliberately dragged out his words.
Lu Han blushed to the roots of her ears and waved her hands repeatedly.
"Yezi, don't talk nonsense! What wedding room? It's not even close to being planned yet. Besides, Reba has a shoot at the studio this morning, she doesn't have time to come here."
"Oh—so you're busy with announcements. You've memorized this schedule quite well. No wonder you're the God of Pure Love."
Chen Ye nodded. Although Dilraba had terminated her contract, there was still some work to be done before the termination, which Chen Ye knew.
Lu Han was speechless after being rebuked.
The gloomy atmosphere was completely revitalized by this wave of output.
At that moment, a middle-aged man in a suit with the name tag reading "Manager" strode out of the lobby.
"Distinguished guests, I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting. Let's go in and take a look at the charts now."
The manager stood tall and his attitude was impeccable.
To reach this level at Dongjiao No. 1, one's insight and judgment must be top-notch.
Although the people in front of me were covered up, their aura and the fact that they had ordered four connected villas made it clear that any one of them was someone at the very top of the pyramid.
The group boarded two extended golf carts and drove into the villa area.
The car traveled along the smooth asphalt road.
The roadside is lined with lush trees, all of which are valuable transplanted landscape trees.
The building density is extremely low, and each villa is separated by lush gardens and greenery, ensuring maximum privacy.
In the distance is a huge artificial lake, where several swans are swimming.
The manager, sitting in the passenger seat of the first car, turned around to introduce the vehicles.
"Our security here is top-notch, with 24-hour patrols. The security perimeter is absolutely tight; not even a fly can get in without the owner's authorization, ensuring your privacy."
He had no idea that the people in front of him were top-tier celebrities who lived under the spotlight year-round.
Privacy is precisely their primary concern.
The golf cart turned at the fork in the road and stopped in front of a large, lush wall of trees.
"Everyone, we've arrived. This is the best-located and best-lit core area of our district." The manager got out of the car first to lead the way.
Everyone got out of the car and took two steps forward.
The field of vision suddenly opened up.
Four large terraced villas are arranged in a semi-enclosed structure, occupying the most central corner of the area.
The exterior facade is clad in top-grade stone, exuding a grand and dignified atmosphere.
Each of the four houses has a huge private garden, separated only by a low, artistic wrought iron fence, making them almost as if they were connected.
It perfectly met the needs of the four brothers.
If you shout through the wall, the neighbor can hear you clearly.
Although Chen He and Deng Chao were still having headaches, their eyes lit up the moment they saw the house.
Chen Ye put his hands in his pockets and looked at the four luxury mansions in front of him.
He turned his head and looked at Song Yuqi, whose eyes were also shining brightly beside him.
"How's it going, honey? Is this row of pools enough for you to dig a barbecue?"
Song Yuqi excitedly grabbed Chen Ye's hand.
"It looks quite pleasing to the eye, but we'll find out what the layout is like inside once we go in."
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