A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

Chapter 231 Chen Ye Shakes Lu Han to Be His Deliveryman!

Upon hearing this, the previously noisy living room suddenly fell silent.

All the elders' eyes were fixed on Chen Ye.

Chen Ye grinned, his expression completely natural.

"Uncle, this mainly depends on Yuqi's thoughts." Chen Ye turned to look at Song Yuqi, his voice gentle. "Whenever she feels it's time to hold a wedding, I'll be there to make sure it's a grand affair."

Song Yuqi, suppressing a laugh, nodded obediently.

My aunt's eyes lit up, and she leaned forward, eager to ask me to set a date.

Song Yuqi reacted quickly, pressing down on her aunt's hand.

What is Chen Ye's status now? He has a firm grip on half of the top celebrities in the Chinese entertainment industry.

The entertainment industry is a place of fame and fortune, and every day countless people try every means to climb up to it.

The family was worried that Chen Ye would be bewitched and that their daughter would suffer in the end.

"Auntie, you can rest assured," Song Yuqi said with a smile, her voice clear and bright. "Our relationship is very stable, and we can have the wedding anytime. You don't need to worry about it."

These words immediately silenced all the elders' concerns.

The eldest uncle and aunt exchanged a glance, their faces immediately lighting up with joy.

Okay, that's enough.

The elders nodded in satisfaction, then immediately changed the subject and began chatting about everyday matters.

Chen Ye secretly gave his wife a thumbs up in his heart.

Well done! No wonder she's your biological daughter; this act of protecting her husband is perfect.

At this moment, her cousin, who had been unable to lift her head due to Song Yuqi's interrogation, quietly moved over.

My cousin's eyes lit up as she cautiously asked Chen Ye, "Brother-in-law, can I ask you something?"

Chen Ye raised an eyebrow. "Go ahead and ask. We're family, no need to be so polite."

"Um... Brother Lu Han, is he the same person online and offline?" My cousin asked, her hands clasped together, her face full of gossip. "Everyone online says he's really laid-back, is he really that laid-back in real life?"

Chen Ye looked the little girl up and down and immediately realized what was going on.

Wow, so there's a fan of celebrities hiding in the family.

"You're his fan?" Chen Ye asked with a smile.

My cousin nodded frantically.

Chen Ye recalled how Lu Han almost knelt down to him for Dilraba's sake.

She also volunteered to participate in "Divas Hit the Road 5".

If that silly roe deer were to adopt a Buddhist-like attitude now, there would be no such people in the world!

But Chen Ye still pretended to be serious on the surface.

"Yes, he is indeed quite laid-back, usually acting like an old man."

My cousin got even more excited after hearing this, and she held her face and grinned like an idiot.

Chen Ye's eyes darted around, and a wicked idea popped into his head.

He took out his phone, tapped on Lu Han's WeChat profile picture, and started typing furiously.

"Where are you? Help! I need your help urgently."

The other end replied instantly: "What? We're having hot pot right now."

"Hurry up, find someone to send me a few autographed photos of you." Chen Ye typed quickly, "to help maintain a positive image of myself at my mother-in-law's relative's child's house."

Lu Han posted a meme with a black man's question mark.

"Okay, got it. Send me your location." Lu Han sent a voice message. "Or I can drive over and pick you two up after I finish eating? My dinner party is almost over anyway."

Chen Ye thought about it and thought it was a good idea.

Anyway, we have to record a show together tomorrow, so I'll save myself the trouble of doing it again tomorrow morning.

"Okay, then come over after you finish eating, and text me when you arrive."

Chen Ye casually sent the location tracking information over.

Just as I put my phone back in my pocket, I heard a noise from the kitchen.

Mr. Song came out carrying a steaming plate of braised pork.

"What are you young people chatting about so enthusiastically?" Mr. Song greeted them with a beaming smile. "Don't just lounge on the sofa, come sit at the table and get ready to eat!"

The large group of people in the living room immediately got up and rushed to the dining room.

A huge round table was already laden with all sorts of hearty dishes.

Mr. Song took the seat of honor without hesitation.

Chen Ye was pushed and shoved by the elders and forced to sit to the left of Song's father.

Song Yuqi naturally sat down next to Chen Ye.

Chen Ye lowered his head.

There were three wine dispensers in front of him, and two unopened bottles of Moutai next to them.

He secretly weighed the strength of both sides.

If it were Deng Chao, Chen He, Lu Han, and their gang, one of them could easily take on all three of them.

But this is sitting at the same table as my father-in-law, uncles, and maternal uncles—all seasoned veterans.

The fighting spirit of elders at the dinner table has always been unpredictable.

Mr. Song unscrewed the cap of the Moutai bottle, and the aroma of the liquor wafted out.

He personally picked up the decanter and filled the small wine cup in front of Chen Ye.

"Xiao Ye, don't be nervous." Seeing Chen Ye's slightly stiff expression, Song's father smiled and patted his shoulder. "We're happy today, so let's just have a simple drink. The main thing is to eat more food. Don't force yourself to drink if you can't handle the alcohol."

Chen Ye quickly picked up his wine glass, his face beaming with a sincere smile.

"Don't worry, Dad, I know what I'm doing," Chen Ye declared loudly. "Although I don't know if I can entertain my uncles and maternal uncles well today, I will definitely do my best!"

These words were perfectly worded, expressing both a stance and flattering the elders.

The elders at the table burst into laughter upon hearing this, and their gazes toward Chen Ye completely changed.

Sitting next to him, Song Yuqi smiled without saying a word, and secretly pinched Chen Ye's leg under the table.

After hearing Chen Ye's words, Song's father found his son-in-law more and more pleasing to the eye.

"Alright, alright, stop just staring." Mr. Song picked up his chopsticks. "Let's eat!"

No one rushed to clink glasses; instead, everyone was busy devouring the dishes on the table.

Chen Ye picked up a piece of braised pork and put it in his mouth.

The pork skin is soft and tender, and it's fatty but not greasy.

Excellent opportunities to showcase your skills have arrived!

Chen Ye immediately transformed into the top straight man in the Chinese entertainment industry, took a couple of bites, and then suddenly opened his eyes wide.

"Fun!" Chen Ye blurted out.

The elders around were all stunned.

Chen Ye gave a thumbs up, looking at Song's father with a shocked expression.

"Dad! How did you make this braised pork? The texture is amazing!" Chen Ye launched into a chorus of praise. "Even a five-star hotel chef couldn't cook like this! It melts in your mouth, the cooking time is simply divine!"

Then he picked up another piece of steamed fish with his chopsticks.

"Wow, this fish! So fresh! Absolutely incredibly fresh!" Chen Ye exclaimed, shaking his head. "Not a trace of fishiness! Absolutely masterful knife skills!"

Mr. Song was so flattered that he couldn't stop smiling and kept putting food on Chen Ye's plate.

The elders were amused by Chen Ye's exaggerated reaction, and the atmosphere at the dinner table instantly reached a climax.

Song Yuqi couldn't bear to watch any longer.

This is going too far, bro.

She rolled her eyes, secretly reached under the table, and pinched Chen Ye's thigh hard.

Chen Ye was engrossed in his performance when a sharp pain suddenly shot through his thigh.

He turned his head and stared intently at Song Yuqi.

Song Yuqi raised an eyebrow provocatively, signaling him to tone it down.

Chen Ye's eyes darted around.

You dare to ambush me? Today I'll show you what the wickedness of the human heart truly is.

Chen Ye spoke loudly, his voice utterly innocent.

"Honey, why did you pinch me?" Chen Ye looked aggrieved, glancing around the dining table. "Don't you think Dad's cooking is good? I think it's absolutely delicious!"

The dining table fell silent instantly.

Song Yuqi suddenly looked up.

She stared at Chen Ye.

That Death Demon Pill! He dares to say such things in public?!

Mr. and Mrs. Song both looked at their own daughter.

The smile on Song's father's face faded.

Holding chopsticks, Song Ma sneered, "What's wrong? Now that Miss has gotten used to delicacies, she looks down on your father's cooking?"

Song Yuqi quickly waved her hands repeatedly, trying her best to clarify.

"No, no, no!" Song Yuqi's survival instinct kicked in, her voice rising two octaves, "I swear! My dad's cooking is the best in the entire universe!"

She glared at Chen Ye, who was trying not to laugh, and explained through gritted teeth, "Chen Ye bumped into me just now, so I accidentally touched him. I really didn't mean anything by it!"

Seeing Song Yuqi's exasperated appearance, everyone realized what had happened.

The young couple are just joking around.

"Hahaha!" The eldest uncle was the first to burst out laughing.

Immediately, the entire dinner table erupted in laughter. Mr. Song also laughed heartily.

Only Song Yuqi was under the table, stomping hard on Chen Ye's shoe.

Chen Ye stubbornly remained silent, still smiling as he raised his glass to toast Song's father.

After five courses of food, the drinking session officially began.

Chen Ye, Song's father, along with his eldest uncle, second uncle, and eldest maternal uncle, these five grown men got quite drunk.

He spouted nonsense about everything under the sun.

Chen Ye's social skills are off the charts.

He could spout all sorts of jokes off the top of his head, making the elders beam with delight and slap the table, shouting how much fun he had.

Chen Ye drank the wine quickly, and his face was already flushed.

But he was very clear-headed and knew when to offer a toast and when to play the coward.

Holding a wine glass in his left hand, he toasted and exchanged drinks with the elders on the table.

He quietly reached his right hand under the table and grabbed Song Yuqi's hand.

Their fingers were intertwined.

Song Yuqi struggled a couple of times but couldn't break free, so she simply let him be.

She turned her head and looked at the top superstar next to her who was usually so outspoken and argumentative.

At this moment, his face was flushed, but his eyes were clear as he listened attentively to his uncle talking about the old almanac, occasionally chiming in with a few words of encouragement.

This man reserved all his patience for her family.

Song Yuqi's heart melted.

With her free hand, she picked up her phone and opened the camera.

First, the camera was focused on the two people's hands, which were tightly clasped together under the table, and a close-up shot was taken.

Then he raised his phone and took a picture of Chen Ye, who was chatting animatedly with his uncle.

The composition is extremely clever, perfectly capturing Mr. Song, who is sitting in the main seat with a wide smile on his face.

After the shoot, Song Yuqi pulled her hand away from Chen Ye's grasp.

Chen Ye looked at her with a puzzled expression.

Song Yuqi ignored him and directly opened Weibo to edit her post.

The caption, accompanied by two photos taken just now, reads: "Mr. Chen and Lao Song seem to be having a great time."

Click send.

The Weibo post had only been published for a few minutes.

The comment section exploded.

Fans and onlookers flooded in instantly.

"Holy crap! We've captured Song Yuqi alive!"

As the top comments scrolled rapidly, two extremely familiar verified accounts suddenly appeared in the comments section.

Chen He and Lu Han.

Chen He's comment remained firmly at the top: "Did Ye Zi get beaten up by his father-in-law? Can't you get your family to get him thoroughly drunk?! This kid is usually so arrogant!"

Netizens flooded the comments with likes and replies: "Did Brother He get criticized by Chen Ye again and is he taking revenge here?"

The second top comment was from Lu Han: "Wait, Ye Zi, why are you suddenly acting crazy and asking me for an autographed photo in the middle of the night? Did you use it to appease your relative's kid?"

The fans below immediately transformed into Sherlock Holmes.

"Shocking news! Chen Ye used Lu Han's autographed photo to bribe his sister-in-law!"

Teacher He also left a comment below: "Looks like the atmosphere is great! Could it be that something good is on the way?"

This statement immediately propelled the hashtag #ChenYeSongYuqiGoodNewsIsComingUpin# into the top ten trending topics.

Song Yuqi was overjoyed as she watched the comments and likes surge, and she shoved her phone screen in front of Chen Ye to show him.

Chen Ye saw Chen He and Lu Han's comments and laughed in anger.

"Ignore them." Chen Ye pulled out his phone. "I'll deal with them when I get back."

The dinner lasted for more than an hour.

Several bottles of Moutai were emptied, and the elders were all slightly tipsy.

Although Chen Ye blushed, his eyes didn't waver, and he stubbornly endured it.

Everyone was about to leave and go to the living room for tea.

"Bang bang bang".

A sudden knocking sounded at the door.

Everyone in the living room was stunned.

Song Ma glanced at the clock on the wall with a puzzled look. "What time is it? Who would be knocking on the door?"

"I'll go take a look." Chen Ye, who was closest to the entrance, strode to the door.

The door lock clicked open.

Chen Ye opened the door, and the scene before him made him freeze in place.

Outside.

Lu Han was wearing a loose hooded sweatshirt, with his signature silly grin on his face.

Even more outrageous, he was carrying two large bags, bulging with top-quality fruits and various high-end supplements.

Because he had so many things, the veins on his hands bulged out from the tightness.

"Yezi! I'm here!" Lu peeked into the house with a grin.

Chen Ye's lips twitched violently.

"What kind of weird look is that? Come in here right now." Chen Ye stepped aside, took most of the bag from his hand, and let him into the house.

Lu Han had just stepped into the entrance hall.

My cousin, who was sitting next to me at the table, happened to look up and look over.

After seeing Lu Han's face clearly.

My cousin's chopsticks fell to the ground with a "thud".

A piercing scream ripped the roof off the entire living room.

"Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! Brother Luhan!!!!"

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