A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

Chapter 234: A Bug at the Start! Renting a Cullinan for a Dollar, the Production Team Has Gone Mad!

Chen Ye snapped his fingers and turned to look at Lu Han.

He raised an eyebrow.

Lu Han has been involved in the Chinese entertainment industry for many years, and after spending a lot of time with Chen Ye, he has picked up a rebellious streak.

He immediately straightened up.

That previous demeanor vanished completely.

"Oh dear, Yezi!" Lu Han slapped his thigh hard.

He adopted the air of a big boss discussing a deal worth hundreds of millions.

"To be honest, I haven't been able to walk properly lately, so I need to rent a means of transportation."

Chen Ye leaned back on the sofa and crossed his legs.

"What a coincidence, isn't it?"

"I happen to have a beat-up old car that I don't need. I'll rent it to you at a discount because we're brothers."

Song Yuqi, who was sitting in the middle, lowered her head.

She buried her face in the cushion.

My shoulder is twitching.

I bit my lip hard to keep from laughing out loud.

These two blatantly humiliated the production team in front of the camera.

Lu Han, caught up in the drama, took out his phone, opened WeChat, and scanned the QR code.

Even close brothers should keep clear accounts.

Lu Han shouted at the top of her lungs, afraid that the microphone above her head wouldn't record clearly.

"I'll rent your car. How much for a day? Name your price!"

Chen Ye extended one index finger and waved it in mid-air.

"Talking about money hurts feelings; just give a token ten yuan."

"Ten yuan?"

Lu Han's eyes widened, her acting was exaggerated.

"Yezi, this is practically a fire sale! I'll remember this favor, deal!"

drop.

The sound of WeChat QR code scanning echoed in the living room.

Chen Ye's phone screen lit up: "WeChat payment received, ten yuan."

Chen Ye casually grabbed the Cullinan car keys from the coffee table.

He casually tossed it into Lu Han's arms.

"Take it and open it, just don't scratch or dent it."

"Okay, boss!" Lu Han caught the car keys and put them in her pocket.

From initiating the transaction to taking possession of the car, this entire sequence of actions took less than fifteen seconds.

The entire living room of the large apartment instantly fell silent.

I couldn't even hear him breathing.

The female director's professional smile froze.

The three cameramen standing behind looked at each other in bewilderment.

The equipment in my hand almost slipped from my grasp.

Ten yuan?

An idle, beat-up car?

Calling a multi-million dollar Cullinan a beat-up car?!

The female director stood there, stunned.

She's been in this line of work for several years and has dealt with all sorts of difficult guests.

Some people complained about the insufficient funding and got angry.

Some people use facial recognition on the street to hitch a ride in an unlicensed taxi.

There were even those who lay on the ground and refused to record.

But this kind of blatant exploitation of the program's bugs was done flawlessly.

It was the first time she had seen it!

No...no.

The female director stammered, her voice trembling.

"Teacher Chen, Teacher Lu, this...this is cheating!"

"Cheating?"

Chen Ye sat up straight.

He frowned, his face full of innocence.

"What makes you say that?"

Chen Ye spread his hands.

Trying to trick me?

Chen Ye sneered inwardly.

To him, this budget travel scenario was no different from the monsters in the starting village.

Even Wang Zhengyu couldn't do anything to me, so what can you do to me?

The last show about budget travel was "Wuha," and look what we've done to it! I'm not going to go check it out.

Lu Han, with his neck stiff, chimed in from the side.

"That's right! You just promised that yourself."

"Did you say that as long as you have the money, you can choose any mode of transportation?"

The female director nodded.

"Did we pay?" Lu Han patted the pocket containing the car keys.

The female director nodded painfully.

She heard the message "Ten yuan received via WeChat" clearly.

Audiences across the country will be able to hear it clearly in the future.

"I paid the full amount, and Yezi rented the car to me."

Lu Han spread his hands.

"The payment was made and the goods were exchanged; this is completely in accordance with the program's rules. How is this cheating?"

The female director's brain went blank.

No problem.

No flaws can be found!

According to the literal rules, neither of them violated any rules.

The budget was not exceeded, and it was indeed a service that was paid for.

But this is the Cullinan!

Ten dollars isn't even enough to rent a wheel rim!

The female director was on the verge of tears.

Chen Ye felt a secret thrill watching the female director break down.

We can't let the director develop depression on the very first day of production.

"Alright, alright," Chen Ye said with a smile, waving his hand to break the deadlock.

"The rental process is complete, the transportation is secured, and we're ready to go anytime."

The female director gave up the struggle.

There's absolutely no way to refute it.

She remembered the strict orders given by the station director and the chief director before she set off.

"In case of emergencies, we must turn a blind eye to Chen Ye and his two companions!"

"Even if they want to fly to the heavens, you have to offer them a ladder! You absolutely cannot let them get upset!"

These two sentences echoed in the female director's mind.

These are three living ancestors.

If you anger them, they might quit the show.

Mangtai absolutely cannot bear this responsibility.

After all, the news that Chen Ye, Song Yuqi, and Lu Han would be participating in "Divas Hit the Road 5" had already been leaked.

If these three weren't on the show, they would definitely be bombarded with criticism.

She couldn't afford the consequences.

"Alright then, Teacher Chen."

The female director was utterly devastated.

"You can decide for me. So, when do we set off?"

Chen Ye took out his phone and glanced at it.

2:05.

"It's only two o'clock."

Chen Ye leaned back on the sofa and reached out to pull Song Yuqi into his arms.

"We have a private car for transportation, so we don't have to squeeze onto the subway and then take the bus."

"It'll only take ten minutes with a quick drive. No rush, let's rest a bit before we go."

The female director nodded in despair.

The other groups are probably still on the street right now, worrying about their two yuan bus fare.

This group is quite something, sitting in a large, single-level apartment, all they're missing is ordering afternoon tea.

"So, the three of you, let's officially settle on this. The total budget is ten yuan, is that alright?"

The female director took out her notebook for a final check.

Chen Ye gave an "OK" sign.

"Ten yuan, not a penny more, not a penny less."

The female director wrote "10 yuan" in a conspicuous place in her notebook.

The other team members' expressions would be priceless if they knew this news.

The three of them lingered on the sofa for half an hour.

Chen Ye threw the mineral water bottle in his hand into the trash can.

He patted his trouser legs and stood up.

"Let's go, everyone."

Chen Ye picked up the cashmere coat from the hanger and put it on.

"Go report in and see if the other companions have arrived yet."

Song Yuqi put on her trench coat and took Chen Ye's arm.

Lu Han put on her sunglasses and twirled her car keys in her hand.

He had the arrogant air of a rich kid causing a scene in the street.

The three of them went out and took the elevator to the parking area.

The female director and the cameraman followed behind.

Lu Han walked up to the massive black vehicle and pressed the key.

The Cullinan's headlights flashed twice.

The female director's eyes widened.

Wow, it's really open!

Rent a Cullinan for ten dollars to film a budget travel variety show.

If this scene were filmed, it would definitely be used by netizens as material for hilarious and absurd edits.

As soon as the show aired, the top trending topic was definitely: Chen Ye and Shi Yuan take you to experience the life of a top-tier tycoon.

Lu Han opened the driver's side door and got in.

As soon as Chen Ye opened the back door, the female director quickly ran up to him.

"Um...Teacher Chen."

The female director had a big smile on her face.

"According to regulations, we need to arrange for a photographer to be in the car, is that alright?"

If no one is filming, more than half an hour of footage would be wasted.

Chen Ye nodded.

"Go for it."

Chen Ye pointed to the passenger seat.

"Anyway, it's just sitting empty."

The female director gave the strongest cameraman a push from behind.

The cameraman was flattered.

He held the machine and opened the passenger door.

When I sat down, I only dared to sit on half of my buttocks.

The car door closed.

Lu Han started the engine and shifted into gear.

The V12 engine emitted a deep, resonant sound.

The vehicle smoothly drove out of the underground parking garage and merged into the traffic flow of the Beijing Ring Expressway.

Chen Ye and Song Yuqi sat in the back row.

The two huddled together looking at their phones, occasionally bursting into laughter.

Lu Han, who was driving in front, glanced at the car through the rearview mirror.

He cleared his throat with a sour taste.

"Be mindful of the impact," Lu Han protested.

"There's a single guy like me and the cameraman in this car, can you please stop forcing us to be lovey-dovey?"

Chen Ye didn't even lift his eyelids.

"Do you have a problem with that?"

Chen Ye spoke casually.

"What kind of service do you expect for a car rented for ten dollars?"

"I'm being generous by giving you a front-row panoramic seat. Be a good driver and don't force me to kick you off the highway."

The cameraman in the passenger seat was trying so hard not to laugh that his shoulders were shaking.

Lu Han was immediately embarrassed.

"Alright, boss, you can sit tight now."

Lu Han admitted defeat very quickly.

I'm so excited about seeing Dilraba soon.

Lu Han began to daydream.

He took the opportunity to confess his feelings directly when they were in Shanghai.

Dilraba didn't give a direct answer, but her reaction clearly showed that she didn't refuse!

Lu Han had a premonition that this show would be a crucial moment for him and Dilraba!

Chen Ye raised his head and glanced at the stiff, silly roe deer.

"Brother Lu, you've almost crushed the steering wheel."

Chen Ye could tell at a glance what Lu Han was thinking.

"Relax, don't be nervous."

Song Yuqi chuckled.

She gently patted Chen Ye, telling him to stop teasing Lu Han.

Lu Han's face turned bright red.

"Who's nervous! I'm just focused on watching the intersection!"

Chen Ye shook his head, too lazy to expose him.

Half an hour later.

A black Cullinan is parked in front of the cultural office building of the Camel Kingdom in China.

Lu Han found a spacious parking space.

With a single turn of the steering wheel, the car perfectly reversed into the parking space.

The car came to a stop, and the three people got out.

The photographer also got out of the car.

A gust of biting cold wind blew into my neck.

Lu Han straightened her coat.

He stood at the bottom of the steps.

Chen Ye and Song Yuqi stood side by side behind him.

Just then.

The intersection not far away.

A tall figure came into view.

Dilraba wore a thick, long white down jacket.

He was wearing a fluffy fisherman's hat.

Most of his face was covered by a black mask.

Even if they are wrapped up tightly.

Her large, exposed eyes remained bright and lively.

As I walked to the plaza in front of the building, I looked up and saw three people on the steps.

Her eyes instantly curved into two crescent moons.

Dilraba completely ignored Lu Han, who was standing at the front posing energetically.

She waved.

The voice is clear and bright.

"Yuqi!"

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