A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

Chapter 242 The little deer went to wag its tail, Old Zhang, don't take its hand!

Lu Han had messy, unkempt hair and had even lost one of her slippers while running around.

He rushed into the kitchen in an extremely contorted posture.

Step on the ground with your left foot and lift your right foot high.

He held his right big toe tightly with both hands and hopped around in place.

"Holy crap! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!"

Chen Ye was holding a kitchen knife, preparing to cut the meat.

Hearing the noise, he stopped what he was doing.

Turning my head, I looked at the "large ape" bouncing around in front of me.

"What's all this wailing about so early in the morning?" Chen Ye pointed the tip of his knife at the ground. "Did you step on a landmine or get bitten by a dog?"

Lu Han gasped in pain, her face turning bright red.

"I wasn't paying attention!" Lu Han gritted her teeth. "I got out of bed and kicked the bed leg! It hurt like hell!"

Chen Ye rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"Neuropathy."

He turned his head back to the meat on the cutting board, saying, "Anyone who didn't know better would think you just had a high-level amputation in your bedroom."

Lu Han held her foot and rested for a long time.

Once the excruciating pain subsided, he put his foot down and glanced at the cutting board.

Staring at the top-grade Wagyu beef with its exceptionally beautiful snowflake pattern, Lu Han moved closer.

"Holy crap! Are you going to cook?!"

Chen Ye swiftly sliced ​​off a thin, even slice of beef.

"No." Chen Ye didn't even look up. "I want to dance a waltz on the cutting board."

Lu Han choked.

"Are you out of your mind?" Chen Ye yelled. "What am I doing standing in the kitchen with a knife and meat this early in the morning? Making breakfast? Performing a ritual for the beef?"

Lu Han was not annoyed at all.

After years of being beaten up, he had long since become immune to Chen Ye's sharp tongue.

If there's food, what's a couple of scoldings?

"Then you can do it, Chef Chen!" Lu Han nodded repeatedly. "Make a lot! Save one for me, I need to go back to my room to take care of something!"

After saying that, without waiting for Chen Ye to refuse, he limped out of the kitchen.

This guy doesn't hold back when ordering people around in his own home.

Chen Ye ignored him and opened fire.

When the butter is added to the pan, it releases a rich, milky aroma.

Quickly sear the Wagyu beef slices in a pan.

In less than fifteen minutes, two luxurious Wagyu beef sandwiches made with extremely lavish ingredients were ready.

The kitchen was filled with the tempting aroma of meat.

Lu Han floated over, perfectly timed.

"It smells so good! It smells so good!"

He rubbed his hands together as he walked to the counter, staring at the sandwiches on the plate.

"Once I finish decorating my villa in Shanghai, I'll come to your house for meals every day."

Chen Ye pushed the plated sandwich over.

"Eat up." Chen Ye took off his apron. "I'll go wake Yuqi up, so she doesn't steal our share."

Lu Han grabbed a piece without hesitation and stuffed it into his mouth, giving a vague thumbs-up.

He casually opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of expensive imported juice, unscrewed it, and took a big gulp.

The main focus is on getting things for free.

Chen Ye turned and walked towards the guest room.

Push open the door.

The large bed was empty, and the sound of water could be heard from the bathroom.

Chen Ye walked over, just as Song Yuqi came out wiping her face.

She was wearing pajamas, her hair casually tied back, and her skin still looked amazing even without makeup.

Upon seeing Chen Ye, Song Yuqi put down her tissue.

"You're awake?" Chen Ye walked over. "Let's go out for dinner after you wash up. I just finished."

Song Yuqi took a big step forward.

Like a koala, she reached out and hugged Chen Ye's waist, burying her face in his chest and rubbing against him.

"Honey," Song Yuqi looked up and blinked, "what delicious food did you make?"

"Wagyu beef sandwich." Chen Ye pinched her cheek. "I've used up all the top-quality stuff in Lu Han's fridge."

Song Yuqi nodded in satisfaction.

"I don't want to eat." She stood on tiptoe. "I want a good morning kiss."

Chen Ye laughed.

He lowered his head and kissed those soft lips precisely.

My mouth was filled with the refreshing scent of mint.

After lingering for a while, the two finally left the room and went to the restaurant.

Lu Han has already wiped out his share.

He was frantically typing on his phone, probably sending Dilraba a long, caring message.

Chen Ye and Song Yuqi pulled out chairs and sat down.

I had just taken a bite of my sandwich when my phone on the table vibrated.

Chen Ye glanced at the caller ID.

Zhang Ruoyun.

He grabbed a tissue to wipe his hands, pressed the answer button, and turned on speakerphone.

"What are you doing, you wild child?" Zhang Ruoyun's voice came out, sounding casual.

"Having breakfast?" Chen Ye leaned back in his chair. "Any instructions, Lao Zhang?"

Zhang Ruoyun chuckled twice.

"You're in Beijing, aren't you? I saw all the trending topics about you two from the day before yesterday, you've made quite a stir."

"Yes." Chen Ye glanced at Lu Han across from him. "I'm staying at Lu Han's place."

"That's perfect." Zhang Ruoyun said cheerfully, "How about we get together this afternoon? It's been a long time since the two of us brothers sat down for a proper drink together."

Chen Ye raised an eyebrow.

"Okay, how big is the station? Who's there?"

"Nobody else, just my wife and me. I don't know if Dalinzi is in Beijing. If he is, we'll bring him over too."

"Okay, where should we meet?"

"Come directly to my house this afternoon." Zhang Ruoyun's arrangements were clear. "Have a cup of tea first, then we can discuss this. Perfect timing, I have something I'd like to ask you and Yuqi for help with."

Chen Ye stopped what he was doing.

Do you need something from me?

Zhang Ruoyun is very tough at heart and dislikes owing favors to others.

Back when his family was being attacked online the most, he would rather endure it and work all night for months on end than ask Chen Ye and his brothers for a single penny.

The sun rose in the west.

What kind of big deal could make this stubborn mule lower himself to speak?

Chen Ye suppressed his doubts.

"Okay," Chen Ye readily agreed. "We'll head over right after we finish eating and tidy up."

"Alright, I'll prepare tea for you at home, and also get some hot pot ready."

The phone hangs up.

Lu Han placed her phone face down on the table and waved her hand.

"You go with Yuqi in a bit," Lu Han said, shaking her juice. "I won't be going."

"What kind of trouble are you causing now, you little brat?"

Lu Han rubbed her hands together, her face beaming.

"I made an appointment with Reba. After she finishes getting ready, I'll take her to Da Chen's recording studio to listen to the songs that were just finished in post-production yesterday."

Chen Ye gave him a mocking look.

Having just acquired two great songs, I couldn't wait to show them off to my sweetheart.

"Fine," Chen Ye said, too lazy to bother with these things. "Just do your best."

Lu Han gave an OK sign.

After breakfast, Song Yuqi went into the bathroom to start putting on makeup.

Lu Han was the first to get ready. She quickly styled her hair, put on an expensive windbreaker, and rushed out the door.

The figure looked so urgent, as if it were about to save the world.

Chen Ye finally understood what it meant for female celebrities to "get ready simply."

He forced himself to play two rounds of King of Glory on the sofa and then watched an episode of anime.

It took Song Yuqi more than an hour to finally push open the door and come out.

"Let's go, honey!"

Song Yuqi wore full makeup and a casual yet stylish outfit.

Chen Ye resignedly got up from the sofa.

After changing their clothes, the two put on masks and hats, fully armed, and went downstairs with their car keys.

I got into the Cullinan and drove out of the neighborhood.

As Chen Ye passed by a high-end shopping mall in the city center, he pulled over to the side of the road.

"Wait for me in the car." Chen Ye unbuckled his seatbelt. "I'm going to buy something."

"What should I buy?"

"It's against the rules to show up empty-handed." Chen Ye opened the car door. "I don't care about Zhang Ruoyun, but his wife is here, so we have to make sure we look good."

A dozen minutes later.

Chen Ye returned to his car carrying two boxes of premium bird's nest and two boxes of limited-edition Moutai.

Just a casual stroll around and tens of thousands are gone.

Song Yuqi looked at the items and nodded in deep agreement.

The Cullinan rejoined the traffic and headed towards the villa area.

Traffic in Beijing was constantly stopping and starting, and it took almost an hour to get there.

Upon arriving at the entrance of the residential area, Chen Ye made a phone call to Zhang Ruoyun, and the system immediately allowed him to pass after entering the license plate number.

Drive along the tree-lined path.

The car was parked in front of a detached villa.

A standard middle-class villa, with flowers and plants in the yard, exuding a sense of life.

Chen Ye parked the car and turned off the engine.

I went around to the back seat and took out all the bags and packages of gifts.

Zhang Ruoyun, dressed in a gray casual outfit and flip-flops, came out of the main gate to greet them.

"Good heavens!"

Zhang Ruoyun smiled and waved as she approached, her gaze sweeping over the gifts.

He immediately put on a blaming expression, but his hands reached out with utmost honesty.

"Oh, you!"

Zhang Ruoyun readily accepted the Moutai and bird's nest, muttering the standard phrase, "You're welcome to come, we're all brothers, why bring such things! So formal!"

Chen Ye's lips twitched.

If you hadn't reached out so quickly, I might have actually believed your lies.

"This politeness is ingrained in the DNA of Chinese people," Chen Ye remarked, pulling Song Yuqi forward. "Lead the way."

Zhang Ruoyun laughed heartily and led the two into the house.

Just as I entered the foyer.

In the open kitchen, Tang Yixin, wearing an apron, was washing vegetables and cutting meat at the counter.

Hearing the noise, she turned around.

"You're here, Yezi!" Tang Yixin wiped her hands on her apron, came over and hugged Song Yuqi. "Yuqi, please sit wherever you like, no need to change your shoes."

Zhang Ruoyun put the things in the cabinet, invited the two to sit on the sofa, and poured tea.

Chen Ye picked up his teacup and took a sip.

He put down his cup and glanced at the couple.

"Alright," Chen Ye said, getting straight to the point. "What's going on between you two? You're keeping me in suspense on the phone this early in the morning."

Song Yuqi also stared at them with wide eyes.

Zhang Ruoyun and Tang Yixin exchanged a glance and laughed.

Zhang Ruoyun put down her teacup and sat up straight.

"Here's the thing." Zhang Ruoyun rubbed his hands together, looking serious. "My wife got a job. She's going to participate in a singing and dancing competition show that's all female celebrities. You two are top-notch experts in this area."

He stared at Chen Ye.

"So, the reason we invited you, this true god, here today is to ask you to give her some proper guidance."

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