A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

Chen Ye leveled out the final mixed audio track and pressed the save button.

An EP with six new songs, now completely finished.

He took off his monitoring headphones, picked up his phone, and sent the packaged audio files directly to the senior director of NetEase Cloud Music.

Note: Lao Zhang from NetEase Cloud Music.

"Tomorrow at 12 o'clock, a digital EP with six new songs will be released out of the blue. No need for pre-release promotion. It will be featured prominently on the homepage."

The message was sent in less than three seconds.

A message pops up at the top of the screen: "The other party is typing..."

Immediately afterwards, messages from Lao Zhang came out like a machine gun.

"Holy crap!!! Wild God!!! You finally figured it out!!!"

"All six songs?! And you did them all by yourself?!"

"No problem! Absolutely no problem! Forget about being featured on the homepage, I'll even change your profile picture to the splash screen!"

"If the publicity department doesn't give you the publicity you deserve, I'll bring some people into their department and beat up everyone I see!"

Chen Ye is currently at the very center of a media storm. With such intense online scrutiny, it would be a crime for music platforms not to try and capitalize on this.

Chen Ye was too lazy to type, so he simply replied with an "OK" gesture, picked up his coat, and walked out of the recording studio.

All he wants to do right now is get back to the hotel, take a shower, and have a good sleep.

He'll release a song tomorrow; he wants to see just how high the system's popularity rating will skyrocket.

At the same time.

Shanghai, on the Huangpu River.

A rather luxurious-looking cruise ship is sailing against the wind and waves.

The atmosphere on the deck, however, was as cold as a morgue.

"Wang Zhengyu, you're not human!" Chen He covered his chubby face, stiffened by the river wind, and let out a deep, soul-searching wail.

Three hours earlier, they boarded the ship with great excitement, thinking it was a luxury cruise dinner.

As a result, we only ate half of the meal.

The boat sailed away.

Old Wang, that old fox, immediately announced that the first season of "Five Ha" had officially begun filming.

Without a word, their phones and wallets were confiscated, and the entire event was broadcast live online!

This is not finished.

Old Wang even hired a stand-up comedian named Wang Mian as his tour guide.

On this ship, you have to pay to use the toilet and you have to pay to get a drink of hot water.

The three of them were exhausted, and they barely managed to earn a little over four hundred yuan in initial travel funds by swallowing their pride and playing a few embarrassing interactive games.

During the break, Deng Chao, unable to swallow his anger, took the opportunity to trick Huang Bo by calling him and lying that they were having a seafood feast, trying to get him to come and join them.

And the ship's destination was Mount Z!

"I can't take it anymore, I think I'm catching a cold." Lu Han sniffed, tucking her hands into her sleeves without any concern for her celebrity status. "This show has absolutely no humanity."

4:30 a.m.

The skyline was completely black.

The ship slowly docked at Z Mountain Wharf.

The three of them were ruthlessly kicked off the boat before they had even woken up.

Wang Zhengyu stood behind the camera, holding a broken megaphone, his smile as utterly smug as could be.

"Welcome, everyone, to Z Mountain!"

Staff members stepped forward and deftly pinned an electronic meter to the chests of Deng Chao, Lu Han, and Chen He, one by one.

The bright red number above is 0.

"To increase the excitement of our trip, I'm announcing a special rule," Old Wang said with a lewd grin at the three of them.

"As long as you walk on the street, passersby will recognize you and call out your names, even if they are just nicknames, such as Chao Ge, Xiao Lu, or Zeng Xiaoxian."

"Every time you are called, the meter on your chest will deduct one dollar."

"It will be deducted directly from your total funds, with no upper limit."

A cold wind blew by.

Deng Chao was stunned.

The deer lowered its head.

Chen Hehongwen.

"One yuan?!" Chen He instantly exploded, pointing at the meter and roaring. "The three of us only have a little over four hundred yuan combined! If we get recognized on a busy street, we'll be bankrupt and begging for food in ten minutes!"

Deng Chao covered his face in despair. "Wang Zhengyu, are you really planning to let us die here?"

In the live stream room.

Although it was already past midnight, there were still hundreds of thousands of night owls watching online.

The barrage of comments exploded.

"Hahahaha, Wang Zhengyu's move was too vicious!"

"Three top celebrities went bankrupt today because they were too popular."

"This is so tragic, so incredibly tragic, but why do I feel like laughing so much!"

With no other option, the three of them, like thieves, followed their guide Wang Mian into a run-down seafood noodle restaurant that had just opened.

"Boss, four bowls of noodles, the cheapest kind, please." Deng Chaoxin was practically bleeding as he pulled out his crumpled change.

The four sat in silence at the greasy table.

During the gap between the two surfaces, Lu Han suddenly raised her head.

He slammed his hand on the table. "Hey! Guys! Is Ono in Z Mountain?!"

These words were spoken.

The noodle shop was silent for two seconds.

Deng Chao and Chen He suddenly raised their heads, their eyes instantly shining.

Yes, Chen Ye!

That kid is not only a walking hot topic, but the key thing is that he's rich!

Most importantly, Wang Zhengyu, that old man, has absolutely no control over the money in Chen Ye's hands!

This isn't a former top star, this is practically a wild human ATM!

The three old hands exchanged a glance, their mischievous intentions already on the verge of bursting.

Deng Chao waved wildly at Wang Zhengyu, who was off-camera.

"Old Wang, come here, come here, hurry up."

Wang Zhengyu approached with a puzzled look.

Chen He rubbed his fat hands together and lowered his voice: "Old Wang, lend us your phone for a bit. Haven't you been eyeing Xiao Ye's popularity all this time? He's in Z Mountain! Let's call him now and trick him into coming over here to be our sucker!"

Wang Zhengyu's eyes lit up.

Chen Ye!

The most searched deity on the entire internet right now!

If we could get him into the show in the very first episode, the ratings would skyrocket!

"Quick! Give them the phone!" Old Wang waved his hand without hesitation.

at this time.

5:15 a.m.

Inside the presidential suite of a luxury hotel in Z Mountain.

Chen Ye was fast asleep, even counting his soaring popularity in his dreams.

"Buzzing..."

My phone vibrated wildly beside my pillow like a crazy motor.

Chen Ye closed his eyes, fumbled around, and answered the phone, holding it to his ear.

"Who is it..." The voice was thick with morning grumpiness.

"Xiao Ye! Brother!" Chen He's extremely penetrating hoarse voice pierced through the eardrums.

Chen Ye suddenly opened his eyes.

"Are you out of your mind?" Chen Ye retorted without holding back. "What's wrong with you at 5 a.m.? Did someone kidnap you and demand a ransom?"

"Wake up, bro! Guess where your brothers are right now?" Chen He unleashed his full acting prowess.

"Preparing for cremation in the morgue."

"Get lost! We're at Z Mountain!" Lu Han's urgent voice interrupted.

Chen Ye paused.

"What the hell?" Chen Ye rubbed his messy hair, feeling a bit more awake. "What are you guys doing here in Z Mountain?"

Deng Chao quickly moved closer to the receiver, his tone extremely natural: "We haven't had any gigs lately, so we've been bored out of our minds. We heard that the seafood caught at dawn in Z Mountain is the freshest, so we drove all night to come over and also to see you, this lonely old man. Come on, come out and have some noodles!"

Chen Ye held his phone, lost in thought.

Staying up late at night, driving hundreds of kilometers just to get some seafood.

This kind of behavior, involving a cerebral thrombosis for ten years, would be impossible for someone else.

But when it comes to these three people...

Surprisingly, it fits the character's persona quite well.

"Is your brain filled with nothing but bean curd residue?" Chen Ye sighed. "Eating seafood so early in the morning, aren't you afraid of getting gout? Fine, send me your location, I'll wash my face and head over."

"Alright! Hurry up! I'll give you a big hug when we get there!"

hang up the phone.

The three people in the noodle shop all breathed a sigh of relief.

Then he burst into suppressed, maniacal laughter.

"Done!" Chen He excitedly slammed his hand on the table, causing the noodle soup to shake violently.

Deng Chao raised an eyebrow at Wang Zhengyu off-camera, "Old Wang, didn't I do a good job? When Xiao Ye arrives, you'd better cooperate well and not let him see through your act. Once he's on the pirate ship, it'll be too late to run away!"

however.

Wang Zhengyu, standing behind the machine, held a walkie-talkie in his hand, but his expression was incredibly strange.

No surprises.

There was no excitement.

Instead, it carried a strong sense of terror.

The air in the noodle shop grew cold.

"What's wrong, Lao Wang?" Lu Han keenly sensed something was amiss. "Don't scare me, are we going to get fined for that phone call too?"

Wang Zhengyu swallowed.

His gaze swept over Deng Chao and the other two, and he looked extremely troubled.

"Well..." Old Wang's voice was a little weak. "I really didn't expect you guys to be so efficient... and I especially didn't expect that Ono was actually in Z Mountain, and you managed to get him here with just one phone call."

"What exactly are you trying to say?" Chen He asked anxiously.

Wang Zhengyu rubbed his face, feeling somewhat resigned to his fate.

"To ensure the success of the first episode, I created some exciting moments..."

"I've also invited another guest to be our flight guide for the next few days..."

The three people looked completely bewildered.

"Who is it?" Deng Chao asked, puzzled. "Isn't Huang Bo already on his way?"

Wang Zhengyu pointed to the camera, then to himself.

"Song Yuqi".

boom!

Deng Chao dropped his chopsticks onto the table.

Lu Han's chin was slightly open, and she forgot to close it.

Chen He stared intently at the camera, his small eyes forcing out a look of terror.

Song Yuqi.

That girl group's top idol who recently returned from South Korea and has been trending on social media these past few days with Chen Ye, making the entire internet obsessed with their tragic love story!

The key point is that they just tricked the completely unsuspecting Chen Ye into coming here!

Is this some kind of chaotic scene?

This looks like a crematorium!

Chen Ye, on the other hand, had no idea that after quickly washing up and changing his clothes, he drove his G-Wagon to the location of the three people.