A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!
Chapter 40 Better to die than to die, my friend! Chen Ye's one-word counterattack made Lu Han&#
Chen Ye looked at the two clowns and sighed helplessly.
Hiding it? Hiding my ass.
We slept in the same bed last night, and we were caught red-handed this morning. If we tried to cover it up, it would be an insult to the intelligence of these three people.
"Yes, that's right." Chen Ye leaned lazily against the door frame, meeting their gazes with composure.
"We've made up."
Three words, crisp and concise.
The corridor was silent for two seconds.
Lu Han peeked out from behind Chen He, her eyes wide open.
"Holy crap!" Chen He exclaimed, slapping his thigh. "Xiao Ye! You're awesome! Old Ma went back to his old flame!"
The face mask on Deng Chao's face could no longer hold up.
It fell off with a snap from the edge.
He casually ripped off the face mask, and his expression instantly switched from that of a gossipy uncle to that of a worried old mother.
"So, Ono, are you two going to go public again?" Deng Chao lowered his voice, his tone unusually serious.
After all, the cyberbullying back then was a real and brutal affair. As someone in the industry, Deng Chao knows all too well the destructive power of top celebrities announcing their relationships. After all, Lu Han experienced it once, and Chen Ye experienced it once as well.
Chen Ye pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Let's see how things go first." Chen Ye curled his lips. "There are quite a few people who enjoy watching the show and are fans of the pairings online, but Yuqi's die-hard fans and solo fans are not to be trifled with either. If they post it on Weibo, the server will probably crash on the spot."
He paused, then raised one eyebrow.
"Let's test the waters on the show these next couple of days."
"We'll guide public opinion a little and give fans a buffer period; this is like boiling a frog in lukewarm water."
After listening, Deng Chao nodded in deep agreement.
"Okay, as long as you have a plan and you know what you're doing, we'll cooperate."
Deng Chao patted Chen Ye on the shoulder and turned to call the other two badgers.
"Come on, let's go downstairs for breakfast, I'm starving."
Watching the three of them walk downstairs arm in arm, Chen Ye shook his head and turned back to his room.
I've finished washing up.
Chen Ye casually pulled a loose white T-shirt from his suitcase and put on a pair of black casual shorts.
As for the suitcase, it was naturally packed and delivered by him yesterday.
Ten minutes later.
knock knock knock.
There was a gentle knock on the door.
Chen Ye walked over and opened the door.
Song Yuqi stood outside the door.
She wore light, natural makeup and her hair was tied in a high ponytail, giving her a youthful and lively vibe.
The focus is on her clothes.
A minimalist white T-shirt paired with a black pleated mini skirt.
Chen Ye looked her up and down, then looked down at himself.
Good guy.
White T-shirt and black shorts.
If you walked down the street like this, no one would believe you weren't wearing matching outfits.
"You planned this all along, didn't you?" Chen Ye crossed his arms and looked at her teasingly.
Song Yuqi stood with her hands behind her back, a triumphant smile on her lips.
"What?" She raised her chin, her big eyes blinking. "This is called telepathy. Do you dare to wear it?"
A provocation tactic?
Chen Ye chuckled.
"What a joke! I, Chen Ye, have never known what 'dare not' means in my entire life." He stepped out of the room. "Come on, let's go downstairs."
Song Yuqi immediately followed him like a shadow, her shoulder gently touching his arm.
Lobby.
In front of an enormous long dining table.
Jay Chou, Lin Junjie, Wang Leehom, and David Tao were sitting there eating soy milk and fried dough sticks without any regard for their image.
Huang Bo slurped loudly as he held a bowl of spicy soup.
Wang Mian was eating a steamed bun beside him.
The camera indicator light in the corner of the lobby is flashing red.
Clearly, the cunning Wang Zhengyu has already had the live stream started.
Due to a series of revelations and the incident involving Zhejiang TV's kneeling gesture last night, Wuha's live stream room was already packed with eager netizens.
Chen Ye and Song Yuqi walked down the stairs one after the other.
"Good morning, everyone," Chen Ye said casually.
Song Yuqi followed behind, waving politely to everyone: "Good morning, seniors, good morning everyone."
Everyone at the table looked up in unison.
Upon seeing the two people's attire, Zhou Jielun almost spat out the mouthful of soy milk he had just drunk.
Chen He choked on a steamed bun and coughed violently.
The live stream chat exploded instantly.
"Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! What did I just see?! Matching outfits?!"
"This is a white T-shirt with a black skirt and black pants! Is this a coincidence? This is definitely not a coincidence!"
"Help! The way these two are walking down the stairs looks so much like a newlywed couple!"
"Aaaaaah, kill me to liven things up! I'm shipping this pairing first!"
Of course, amidst the frenzy of CP (couple) fans, there were still voices from solo fans.
"What do you mean, 'matching outfits'?! Don't spread rumors! Everyone has a white T-shirt!"
"Exactly! Our Yuqi is the only one who's beautiful! Let's take Yuqi away and not touch our ex!"
"We broke up two years ago, stop trying to piggyback on our relationship! It's just a coincidence that we're wearing the same outfit!"
Chen Ye didn't even bother to take out his phone to look at the online uproar.
He very naturally pulled out two adjacent chairs.
He sat down and glanced at Song Yuqi.
Song Yuqi sat down next to him without any hesitation and casually pushed her cup of soy milk to Chen Ye's side.
"I can't drink that much, can you drink half for me?"
His tone was so natural, as if they lived together every day.
Deng Chao's eye twitched violently across from him.
He desperately tried to signal to Chen Ye with his eyes.
What happened to the "boiling frog in lukewarm water" method? You boiled the water right off the bat!
Chen Ye ignored Old Deng's eye spasms and calmly took a sip of soy milk.
Everyone was enjoying their meal.
Director Wang Zhengyu, carrying a thermos, strolled out from behind the monitor with a smile.
The old fox's eyes were practically gleaming.
Chen Ye and Song Yuqi's matching outfits just now caused the number of viewers in the live stream to double. The traffic was simply phenomenal.
"Everyone," Wang Zhengyu tapped the table and cleared his throat.
He looked around.
"A talent show for impersonating drama queens—who wants to sign up first?"
Upon hearing this, Deng Chao, who was eating fried dough sticks, instantly perked up.
"I'll do it!" Deng Chao slammed down his chopsticks. "I'm going to imitate Jack Xun!"
Huang Bo immediately chimed in, "Count me in! Let's do a double moonwalk!"
Everyone burst into laughter.
The sight of these two old folks, whose combined age is almost a hundred, doing the moonwalk is simply unimaginable.
At that moment, Tao Zhe, who was sitting next to him, suddenly put down his coffee.
He pushed up his black-rimmed glasses, his eyes filled with excitement.
"Um..." Tao Zhe raised his hand, speaking in Mandarin with an ABC accent, "Count me in, okay? I want to imitate him too!"
The entire room fell silent for two seconds.
Then, an even more horrific burst of laughter erupted.
The godfather of R&B and a top figure in the Chinese music scene actually went to Hengdian with Deng Chao and Huang Bo to imitate Michael Jackson.
Wang Zhengyu laughed so hard his back teeth were showing.
This material is amazing!
If it airs, it will definitely be a legendary moment in variety shows this year!
"Great!" Wang Zhengyu immediately approved, "The trio of Chao Ge, Bo Ge, Zhe Ge, and Michael Jack are formed!"
Wang Zhengyu wrote the name down in his notebook, then looked up and asked again.
"Is there anyone else who wants to sign up?"
The hall fell silent for a moment.
Everyone is debating whether or not to swallow their pride and cause trouble on the street.
Just then, Chen He, who had been silently eating, suddenly raised his hand.
"Director! I want to audition!" Chen He wiped the grease from his lips, his face beaming with excitement. "I want to imitate Lu Han!"
puff····
Lu Han was drinking water when she suddenly spat it all over the plate in front of her.
His eyes widened as he stared at Chen He in disbelief.
"Who are you imitating?" Lu Han's voice cracked.
"You!" Chen He said confidently, even flicking his non-existent bangs.
The entire audience erupted in a frenzy of laughter.
Chen Ye mercilessly launched into a mocking tirade.
"You?" Chen Ye looked Chen He up and down, his round belly bulging. "You call this imitation? You're more like a steamed bun version of Lu Han! Are you sure the security guards in Hengdian won't think you're a mutant and arrest you?"
Deng Chao immediately joined the attack.
"No, He'er," Deng Chao said earnestly, "a person should know their own limitations. Xiao Lu's waist is almost thinner than your thigh. If you went up there to dance, wouldn't the stage collapse?"
Huang Bo added insult to injury: "You're right, I think his imitation of Pigsy eating watermelon is more convincing."
Despite being bombarded with fire from the crowd, Chen He remained completely unfazed, even twitching his eyebrows smugly.
"What do you know? This is called 'gap moe'!" Chen He looked at Lu Han, "Right, Lu Han? Actually, if you look closely, our facial features are quite similar!"
The deer's head was covered in black lines.
Who the hell has a cute, contrasting personality like you?!
Seeing that Chen He seemed determined to drag her down with him, alarm bells went off in Lu Han's mind.
The first rule of survival in the entertainment industry: Better to sacrifice your friends than yourself!
Lu Han's eyes darted around, and her gaze fell on Chen Ye, who was gloating.
An idea came to mind.
"Hey! No, Brother He!" Lu Han suddenly raised her voice, pointing at Chen Ye, "You're Yezi's cousin! You're related by blood!"
Lu Han became more and more excited as she spoke.
"Look at Ye Zi, a top male idol! Your physique may not be the best, but your imitation of Chen Ye is a family trait! It's definitely more interesting than imitating me!"
The giant flying cauldron landed directly on Chen Ye's head.
Chen He was stunned.
He stroked his chin, looked at Chen Ye, and then at himself.
"You know what..." Chen He's eyes lit up, "Xiao Lu's suggestion is extremely constructive!"
Chen Ye stopped using his chopsticks.
He turned his head and looked at Chen He, whose face was full of eagerness.
"You want to imitate me?" Chen Ye's lips twitched. "What? Are you going to imitate me fishing at sea or me lounging around in the street?"
"I'll imitate your singing!" Chen He slammed his hand on the table. "If I stand there, close my eyes, and sing your songs with deep emotion, I'll definitely create the perfect atmosphere!"
The audience burst into laughter again.
The live stream chat was flooded with "hahahahahaha".
"Chen He sings love songs? Is that really heartfelt???"
"Help! Lu Han is passing the buck so smoothly!"
Chen Ye was not angry at Chen He's reckless behavior.
He slowly put down the cup of soy milk in his hand and leaned back in his chair.
His familiar nonchalant demeanor returned, only his eyes narrowed slightly.
He knew Lu Han too well; the kid just wanted to get away.
If you're going to play, then play big.
Chen Ye's gaze slowly swept over Lu Han's delicate face.
Then, Chen Ye's lips curled into a wicked smile.
"Sure," Chen Ye drawled, his voice carrying clearly through the hall.
Lu Han felt a chill run down his spine, and the hairs on the back of his head stood on end.
next second.
Chen Ye spoke slowly and deliberately.
"Since Brother He wants to imitate me."
Chen Ye pointed to Song Yuqi sitting next to him and looked at Lu Han with a smile.
"Everyone knows about my relationship with Yuqi, right?"
Chen Ye flicked his finger, pointing it directly at Lu Han.
"Little Deer, you're so pretty, why don't you... imitate Yuqi?"
P.S.: Brothers, I updated four chapters today. 10,000 words, that's all I need! Feel free to urge me to update more, or come chat in my chat room!! Also, thanks to all the brothers who sent gifts!
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