A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

Chapter 60: Lu Han's Wife-Chasing Crematorium is Now Open!

"Is there some new juicy gossip out there? Quick! I love gossip more than anything else in my life!"

Lu Han sat on the sofa, her back stiff.

He stared intently at Chen Ye.

What happened to the brotherhood we were promised? One minute we're drinking and having a heart-to-heart talk, and the next you've sold him out to these two loudmouths?

Chen Ye ignored Lu Han's gaze.

He tossed a peanut into his mouth and chewed it with a crunch.

"Come here, Little Deer." Chen Ye smiled and pointed at Lu Han, "Tell your two older brothers about your love story with brainstem deficiency."

Deng Chao and Chen He got excited as soon as they heard the words "love story".

The two men, one on the left and one on the right, sandwiched Lu Han in the middle.

"Tell us!" Chen He grabbed Lu Han's arm and shook it. "Have you been up to something behind our backs again?"

"No..." Lu Han was dizzy from being shaken, her face full of bitterness, "It was something from before."

Under repeated questioning, Lu Han gave up resisting.

He lowered his head and recounted everything he had just confessed to Chen Ye.

Including how he had an ambiguous relationship with Dilraba back then, how he impulsively made a public announcement with someone else because he was angry with Dilraba, and how he eventually pushed her further and further away.

The lobby on the first floor quieted down.

The peanut in Chen He's mouth fell "plop" onto his leg.

Deng Chao's palm-leaf fan froze in mid-air, his face twitching.

Chen Ye leaned back on the sofa and took a sip of beer.

See it.

I'm not the only one who thinks he's sick.

This is a consensus among all humankind.

Half a minute later, Chen He slapped his thigh and yelled.

"Holy shit!" Chen He pointed at Lu Han's nose, his finger trembling. "Are you fucking crazy?!"

Deng Chao jumped up from the sofa.

"You're so foolish, Little Deer!" Deng Chao pointed at Lu Han, stamping his foot in anger. "Why didn't you tell us about something this big back then?!"

"Exactly!" Chen He chimed in, "If you had just given us a heads-up, Brother Chao could have at least given you some advice! You had to pull this crazy stunt yourself!"

Lu Han hung her head, clutching her hair with both hands.

"I really didn't think things through at the time," Lu Han said, her voice dry. "My brain short-circuited; I didn't expect the consequences to be so serious."

Deng Chao poked Lu Han's shoulder with a look of exasperation.

"You, Xiao Lu, you usually seem so clever, how come you become such a blockhead when it comes to relationships!" Deng Chao sighed. "We can help you! What are you doing, messing around like this all by yourself!"

Chen Ye sat down next to him and started stirring things up.

"Help him?" Chen Ye scoffed. "Brother Chao, how do you plan to help him? Teach him how to post even more infuriating captions on Weibo? Or teach him how to completely block Rebarra?"

Upon hearing this, Deng Chao and Chen He became even angrier.

The two turned to Lu Han and unleashed another barrage of attacks.

From acting recklessly to uttering insults about low emotional intelligence, it's almost as if they wanted to pry open Lu Han's brain to see what was going on.

Lu Han was so overwhelmed by the criticism that she huddled in the corner of the sofa, too exhausted to even refute it.

Chen Ye watched the show from the sidelines.

Seeing that Lu Han was about to be drowned in spittle, Chen Ye felt that the time was right.

He put down the bottle and came out pretending to be a good person.

"Alright, alright." Chen Ye waved his hand, interrupting Deng He's mixed doubles match. "You two old fathers, put away your sticks. What's the use of scolding him now? He's already lost all his brains. It's too late to scold him now."

Deng Chao and Chen He stopped and took a couple of sips of water to moisten their throats.

"Ye Zi is right." Deng Chao sat back on the sofa, staring at Lu Han. "Tell me, what are you really thinking now?"

Lu Han raised her head, her eyes bloodshot.

He picked up the beer bottle in front of him, tilted his head back, and took a big gulp.

"I see our show is really popular right now," Lu Han smiled bitterly, "I'd like to have her come on as a guest."

Chen He raised an eyebrow: "That's it?"

"Although she's a top star now and doesn't lack resources at all," Lu Han said, holding the wine bottle, "I still want to give her more exposure, just as... to make up for the criticism she received back then."

Chen Ye curled his lip.

What kind of compensation is this?

This kid is still indulging in self-pity.

Lu Han sighed and began to pour out her grievances.

"Back then, we both had our difficulties," Lu Han said in a low voice. "Dilraba was a rising star at the time, and her career was on the rise. Her company was very strict and absolutely did not agree to us dating, let alone going public with it."

"I thought I was so popular back then, so I told her not to worry about these things, that I'd take care of everything if the sky fell." Lu Han laughed self-deprecatingly. "But what happened? Not only did I fail to take care of everything, I also messed things up."

"Later, when she was being criticized for this, I couldn't say anything." Lu Han rubbed her face. "At that time, my solo fans were at their most fanatical. If I rashly spoke up for her, the fans would turn all their attacks on her and attack her even more fiercely."

Lu Han's voice grew softer and softer.

"I could only watch helplessly as she was slandered, and there was nothing I could do."

The hall fell silent.

Chen Ye tapped his fingers on the table.

No matter what company forbids it, no matter what kind of crazy fans, frankly speaking, it's still not tough enough.

If it were me, and anyone dared to insult my wife, I'd just run the internet cable over there and shove the keyboard into their mouth.

However, seeing Lu Han's miserable appearance, Chen Ye was too lazy to tease him any further.

Deng Chao and Chen He exchanged a glance, their faces full of helplessness.

"Alright then." Deng Chao sighed and patted Lu Han on the shoulder. "Xiao Di and I have a pretty good relationship. If we invite her, she might come because of me, but she might also make up an excuse about a scheduling conflict to decline."

Deng Chao said confidently, "We'll sound out the potential suitors for you and try our best to bring her over."

Chen He patted his chest and assured him, "Leave it to me! At worst, I'll go to her company and throw a tantrum!"

A light shone in Lu Han's eyes.

"Thanks, Brother Chao, Brother He." Lu Han nodded.

Chen Ye raised the wine bottle in his hand.

"I have a pretty good relationship with Dilraba," Chen Ye said casually. "I can give it a try for you too."

Lu Han suddenly turned to look at Chen Ye.

"Really?" Lu Han was so excited he almost jumped up. "Thanks, bro!"

Chen Ye held the wine bottle and clinked it against Lu Han's bottle.

It makes a crisp "ding" sound.

Chen Ye tilted his head back and downed half a mouthful of beer in one gulp.

Then, he stood up and stretched.

"Alright." Chen Ye patted the potato chip crumbs off his pants. "You three can continue talking and try to talk him out."

Chen Yechong and the others waved and turned to walk towards the stairs.

"I'm going upstairs to sleep with my wife."

Lu Han's initial surge of emotion shattered instantly.

He looked at Chen Ye's back and felt as if a knife had been plunged into his chest.

We met on the same show, Running Man.

Chen Ye and Song Yuqi are now inseparable and constantly showing off their affection.

And what about yourself?

Alone and alone, I can only drink alone in the middle of the night.

He doesn't reply to my WeChat messages.

Watching Chen Ye's retreating figure, Chen He called out reluctantly, "Hey! Yezi! Have some more! It's only a few minutes!"

"I'm not drinking anymore." Chen Ye didn't even turn his head. "Spending time with my wife is more important. You guys don't understand."

Enraged, Deng Chao grabbed a cushion from the sofa and threw it at the person.

Chen Ye easily dodged and climbed the wooden stairs to the second floor.

Back on the second floor, Chen Ye went to his room first.

He went into the bathroom and took a hot shower to wash away the smell of alcohol.

After changing into dark gray pajamas, Chen Ye walked out of the room, drying his half-dry hair.

He arrived at Song Yuqi's room next door and knocked.

The door opened a crack, and a fair and slender arm stretched out.

He grabbed Chen Ye by the collar and pulled him inside.

The door closed.

Song Yuqi, wearing a pink slip dress, threw herself into Chen Ye's arms.

"Why did you take so long?" Song Yuqi wrapped her arms around Chen Ye's neck, tilted her head back, and said in a coquettish tone.

Chen Ye took the opportunity to put his arm around her waist; the feel of her was wonderful.

"I overheard some gossip downstairs." Chen Ye leaned down and kissed the tip of her nose. "Come on, let's talk in bed."

The two walked to the bedside, lifted the covers, and lay down.

Song Yuqi immediately clung to him, resting her head on Chen Ye's arm.

"What gossip?" Song Yuqi blinked her big eyes.

Chen Ye adjusted to a comfortable position.

"Little deer." Chen Ye pinched Song Yuqi's cheek. "This kid is up all night, being all emo."

Then, Chen Ye told Song Yuqi the whole story of how Lu Han impulsively made an official announcement to spite Dilraba back then, and how he now wants to invite Dilraba to be a guest on 588.

Song Yuqi's eyes widened after hearing this.

She sat up abruptly, the blanket slipped off, revealing a large expanse of her fair shoulders.

"Wow!" Song Yuqi blurted out.

"Is he out of his mind?!" Song Yuqi exclaimed incredulously. "Just to spite his crush, he went and officially announced his relationship with someone else?! Is that something a normal human being would do?!"

Chen Ye was amused by her reaction and reached out to pull her back into the blankets and cover her up.

"Don't get excited," Chen Ye said with a smile. "That's what I said to him too. This kid's thought process is indeed extraordinary."

Song Yuqi huffed angrily.

"What a scumbag!" Song Yuqi mercilessly concluded about Lu Han. "Did he think he was so handsome back then? Did he think Dilraba would be jealous and try to keep him? It's utterly childish and laughable!"

"This isn't love, this is selfishness!" Song Yuqi exclaimed indignantly. "He's trying to prove his own importance by hurting others!"

"Isn't this just plain crazy?" Song Yuqi complained. "Dilraba must have been heartbroken. They clearly liked each other, but he turned around and started showing off his relationship with someone else. If it were me, I would never talk to him again for the rest of my life."

Chen Ye raised an eyebrow.

"What if it were you?" Chen Ye grabbed Song Yuqi's chin, forcing her to look at him. "If I dared to do that, what would you do?"

Song Yuqi gave a cold laugh.

"If you dare to do that," Song Yuqi reached out and pinched Chen Ye's soft flesh hard on the waist, "I'll buy a standing ticket to castrate you overnight, and then mix your ashes with rice and feed it to the dogs."

Chen Ye gasped in pain.

That woman is ruthless.

"Don't worry." Chen Ye grabbed her mischievous hand and pulled her into his arms. "I'm not as stupid as him. In this life, I've only ever been committed to you."

Song Yuqi smiled contentedly and nuzzled against his chest.

"You're smart to know what's good for you."

The two of them chirped in bed for a while longer.

Until Song Yuqi let out a big yawn, her eyelids started to droop.

"Tired?" Chen Ye asked softly.

"Hmm," Song Yuqi mumbled sleepily, her voice soft and sweet, "Do you think... Dilraba will agree to come on our show?"

Chen Ye stared at the ceiling.

He also knew Reba's temper; she looked soft and cute on the outside, but she was actually very stubborn at heart.

Lu Han's attempt to break the ice through this program may not be so easy.

"Who knows?" Chen Ye reached out and turned off the bedside lamp. "Let's see what she thinks. If she really comes, we can just get our melon seeds ready and watch the show from the front row."

The room was plunged into darkness.

Song Yuqi found the most comfortable position in Chen Ye's arms and fell into a deep sleep.

Chen Ye listened to her even breathing and closed his eyes.

at this time.

Downstairs lobby.

Deng Chao and Chen He had long since given up and gone back to their rooms to sleep.

Only Lu Han remained.

He sat on the dimly lit sofa with seven or eight empty wine bottles in front of him.

He was holding his phone, the screen showing Dilraba's WeChat chat interface.

The last message was an invitation he had sent.

No reply.

The screen is blank.

P.S.: 6 words delivered today. Do you guys think I should start adding the Lu Di side couple now? But Chen Ye and Song Yuqi are still the main characters!

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