A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!
Chapter 72 Lu Han's Hardcore Rampage After Drinking Late at Night!
Chen Ye looked at the big black ox. It usually seemed honest and simple, but when it came to emotional appeal, it was quite adept at it.
Before Chen Ye could speak, Zheng Kai also stood up, holding his wine glass.
His smile had a hint of cynicism, but his eyes were very serious.
"Yezi, Chen'er is right, this cup must be toasted to you."
"If it weren't for your actions that exposed Zhejiang TV and Yao Fei's dirty laundry, we don't know how long we would have kept this grudge."
Chen Ye didn't mince words.
He stood up, holding a full glass of ice-cold beer, and waved his hand first.
"Alright, you two, stop right there."
"If we keep talking like this, this rooftop will turn into an awards ceremony to 'touch the hearts of the Chinese entertainment industry'."
Chen Ye glanced at Song Yuqi sitting next to him and smiled.
"I also have to thank you two. You protected my Yuqi a lot on that lousy Running Man show."
Chen Ye raised his wine glass.
"Great kindness needs no words of thanks; it's all expressed in this wine."
Li Chen and Zheng Kai tilted their heads back and downed their full glasses of beer in one go.
Chen Ye also downed the whole thing in one gulp.
The cold beer slid down my throat and into my stomach, dispelling some of the summer night's heat.
At this moment, Deng Chao and Chen He, who were sitting opposite, noticed that the atmosphere was a bit serious and immediately became restless.
These two eye-catching bags seem to have an innate knack for creating a lively atmosphere.
"Hey, hey, that's enough!"
Deng Chao waved the half-eaten meat skewer in his hand and protested loudly.
"Is this a midnight feast for the three of you to swear a blood oath?"
"Eat quickly! If we eat well, we won't leave until we're drunk tonight!"
Chen He stuffed a crayfish into his mouth and mumbled something along with the noise.
"Exactly! Tonight, whoever chickens out is a dog!"
Upon hearing their words, the atmosphere on the rooftop instantly relaxed.
Zheng Kai had just finished drinking, and his troublemaking instincts were already running high.
He plopped back into his chair, glancing sideways at Deng Chao and Chen He.
"Brother Chao, He'er."
Zheng Kai strained his voice and drew out the tone.
"Are you two still up to par? At your age, can you still drink until you drop?"
"Stop just talking big and bragging."
Li Chen was peeling crayfish next to him, adding insult to injury with a chuckle.
"Exactly, last time someone drank a few bottles and then complained of stomach pain and wanted to go back to sleep. Time waits for no one."
Wang Baoqiang, who hadn't said a word, grinned, showing off his bright white teeth.
"Hehehe, I think Kai Kai is right."
Chen Ye happily grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds.
He leaned back in his chair. These old fogies bickering is way more interesting than the Spring Festival Gala.
Sure enough, Deng Chao and Chen He blushed instantly upon hearing this mockery.
"What the hell? Who do you think you are?!"
Deng Chao stood up abruptly, pretending to be angry.
"If I don't drink the three of you under the table today, I'll change my mind!"
Chen He slammed his fist on the table and roared, making the plates on the table rattle loudly.
"Come on! Let's hurt each other! I'd be a dog if I were afraid of you!"
Deng Chao's eyes scanned the table and landed on the plastic dice cups that Wang Zhengyu had prepared earlier.
"Just drinking is no fun, let's roll the dice! You're just bragging!"
Deng Chao rolled up his sleeves and aggressively distributed the dice cups.
"Whoever loses the most today drinks two more bottles!"
Everyone thought the suggestion was good; this kind of game needs some exciting twists to have soul.
There are eight dice cups on the table.
Chen Ye casually pushed the portion that had been placed in front of him to Song Yuqi.
"You shake the rocker, I'll shout the slogans."
Chen Ye leaned close to Song Yuqi's ear and whispered something.
Song Yuqi rubbed her hands together excitedly. Back in the girl group's dormitory, this was her unbeatable strength.
The game has officially begun.
The dice clinked together in the plastic cup.
Snapped!
Several dice cups were placed face down on the table at the same time.
Chen He peeked through a crack with a sly look, his confidence visibly swelling.
"I'll go first! Six threes!"
Chen He slammed his hand on the table.
Sitting next to him, Deng Chao didn't even look at what he was shaking, and continued the conversation without batting an eye.
"Seven threes!"
With these two taking the lead, the pace immediately took off.
Although Li Chen, Zheng Kai, and Wang Baoqiang felt uneasy, they had no choice but to bite the bullet and add more members.
Wang Mian and Tao Zhelu Han also added to the list.
After one round, the number soared to thirteen threes.
The pressure was instantly put on Chen Ye, who was at the very back.
Chen Ye lowered his head.
Song Yuqi slightly lifted the dice cup a crack to reveal the numbers.
Chen Ye glanced at it.
Five bright red threes lay neatly on the base.
A whole flock of leopards!
According to the rules, a leopard counts as seven, and these old foxes must also have some scattered threes in their hands. This hand is in the bag.
Chen Ye didn't even lift his eyelids, slowly picked up the ice water on the table and took a sip.
He leaned back and casually uttered four words.
"Sixteen threes."
The noise on the rooftop abruptly stopped.
Everyone stared at Chen Ye with wide eyes, as if they had seen a ghost.
"Holy crap? Sixteen?"
Deng Chao's expression froze, and his voice cracked.
"Yoko, are you crazy?!"
Chen He shook his head frantically beside him, his face jiggling.
"Yezi, your boasting is a bit inhuman!"
"There are only eight of us. How many people do we each need to contribute to make 16?"
Chen Ye tapped on the table.
"Hey bro, stop talking nonsense, are you in the mood to follow along?"
"If you don't dare to follow along, just open the box and check the goods."
Deng Chao gritted his teeth.
He simply refused to believe it. Sixteen threes—the odds were ridiculously low.
"I'll drive you!"
Deng Chao pointed at Chen Ye.
"I don't believe you can have that many 'threes'!"
"OK."
Chen Ye arrogantly reached out and ripped open the dice cup in front of Song Yuqi.
On the base, five threes are exposed to the air.
"Leopards, that makes seven."
Chen Ye raised his chin.
"Brother Chao, it's your turn."
Zheng Kai and Li Chen silently lifted the dice cup. Together they had four threes.
Lu Han slowly uncovered it, revealing two threes in his hand.
Neither Wang Mian nor Tao Zhe were present.
Finally, the points in Wang Baoqiang's and Chen He's hands were added. Everyone gathered around to count them carefully.
There were exactly seventeen threes in the whole game!
Not only did it meet the number Chen Ye called for, but it even had one extra.
Deng Chao stared at the table full of threes, frozen in place.
Chen Ye unleashed his sharp tongue without holding back.
"Hey bro, you're having bad luck."
"If you fail to skip the challenge, you'll be punished with three drinks, all of them."
Deng Chao was filled with grief and indignation, but amidst the gloating cheers of the crowd, he forced himself to down three glasses of beer.
For the next half hour, the rooftop turned into a complete battleground.
Chen Ye and Song Yuqi worked together seamlessly, and the punishments that were supposed to be the biggest were all taken care of by Deng Chao and Chen He, those two unlucky guys.
However, Lu Han actually suffered the biggest defeat tonight.
This kid was distracted the whole time. Not only did he not know how to put on airs, he also kept shouting out random numbers, which gave others a chance to catch him out.
In just half an hour, one person had downed seven or eight bottles of beer, and his eyes were already a little glazed over.
After playing dice for a while, everyone was so full they were burping.
Wang Mian ran downstairs and brought up several bottles of strong liquor.
The moment the baijiu was served, the atmosphere reached its peak.
Deng Chao got completely drunk and forcibly dragged Tao Zhe and Wang Mian to the karaoke machine. The three old men sang love songs that sounded like pigs being slaughtered.
Chen Ye didn't join in the fun.
Song Yuqi was overjoyed after winning, so she went to drink and chat with Zheng Kai and Li Chen.
Chen Ye, holding a wine dispenser, sat in the corner drinking baijiu with Lu Han.
Lu Han's face had turned from red to white.
His eyes were covered with fine red blood vessels.
He mechanically picked up the small wine glass and swallowed the spicy liquor one sip after another.
Chen Ye looked at the kid, who was half-dead, and was speechless.
This is the scene of the fall of a god of pure love!
Lu Han was about to pour more wine.
"Alright."
Chen Ye slapped Lu Han's wrist and snatched the wine bottle away.
"Do you think this is tap water?"
"If you keep drinking like this, you'll be able to sit at the same table as your great-grandmother and drink together tonight."
Lu Han, having his bottle snatched away, let out a slow, drunken burp.
He turned to look at Chen Ye, forcing a weak, ugly smile.
"Yoko..."
Lu Han's voice became completely hoarse.
"Do you think she'll see the single status announcement I posted this morning?"
Chen Ye rolled his eyes.
Isn't that obvious?!
This statement crashed Weibo's servers and dominated the trending topics across the internet.
Unless Reba is living in a primeval forest where there's no internet at the village entrance, even the big yellow dog in the next village knows you're single again.
"nonsense."
Chen Ye replied irritably.
"Not only did she see it, I bet she's secretly cursing you in her heart as a brain-stem-deficient idiot."
After being scolded so harshly, Lu Han didn't even have the strength to talk back.
He hung his head, staring blankly at the empty wine glass in his hand.
That pitiful look of his was practically screaming "I'm broken!" written all over his forehead.
Another five minutes passed.
Lu Han suddenly stood up unsteadily, almost bumping into the chair next to her.
I'm going to the restroom.
Lu Han left those words behind and walked unsteadily toward the stairwell.
Chen Ye sat in his original seat, watching his swaying back.
It seems I have some guesses.
The singing from the rooftop was still raging. Deng Chao was yelling at the top of his lungs for three days and three nights.
the other side.
Lu Han went down the stairs but did not go to the second-floor restroom.
He strolled along the first-floor corridor and wandered to a secluded corner behind the small building.
This is a blind spot in the resort's surveillance system.
The light was extremely dim, with only a few faint ground lights emitting light from the grass.
The distant noise was blocked out of the building, making it extremely quiet.
The cool night breeze brushed against my face. But instead of dispelling the effects of the alcohol, it caused it to ferment wildly in my brain.
Lu Han leaned against the cold wall.
His hands trembled as he pulled his phone out of his pocket.
The moment the screen lit up, the bright light made him squint.
My chest feels tight and painful.
My thumb trembled as I tapped open WeChat and found the familiar yet quiet chat window that was pinned to the top.
Click in.
The chat history is pitifully small.
At the very bottom of the page, the sentence he posted last night remains.
"Want to come and play at Wuha?"
It was like a stone sinking into the sea; there wasn't even a single punctuation mark of reply from the other side.
For a whole day and night, it was as if he was just talking to himself in front of an impenetrable wall.
The two songs Chen Ye sang in the recording studio this morning kept replaying in my mind.
The strong liquor caused a violent churning in my stomach.
Lu Han felt that the string of reason she had kept taut for four years had finally snapped back.
It completely broke down at that moment.
To hell with face! To hell with the consequences! You all just die!
Lu Han stared intently at that profile picture.
The bloodshot eyes looked like they were about to bleed.
He pressed down hard with his thumb.
The screen image changes instantly.
The jarring WeChat voice call notification sound rang out abruptly in the quiet night.
"Beep~ Beep~ Beep~~"
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