A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

Chapter 94 You guys turned a perfectly good variety show into a dating show?

Chen Ye stood with his hands on his hips, his arrogant remarks echoing in the empty roller skating rink.

Lu Han's brain short-circuited.

What are we competing in? 2v2 racing?

He looked down at Dilraba's clunky retro roller skates, then at her barely-standing, pathetic skill level.

Damn it! Yezi, have you lost your mind?

Lu Han instinctively wanted to speak up and protect her offspring.

The moment he opened his mouth, Chen Ye gave him a disdainful yet meaningful look.

Those eyes practically screamed: I'm building a ladder for you, you dare to sabotage me?

Lu Han swallowed the words that were about to come out.

Dilraba, who was standing next to Chen Ye, was also taken aback by Chen Ye's sudden challenge.

But she is known for her extremely strong competitive spirit.

Especially after seeing Chen Ye and Song Yuqi's smug, almost arrogant, demeanor across from her, her competitive spirit instantly surged up.

"Alright," Dilraba's cool voice rang out, "How do we compete?"

Lu Han suddenly turned his head, his eyes almost popping out of their sockets.

You really agreed?!

"Are you... really okay?" Lu Han asked in a low voice.

Reba didn't look at him, but nodded firmly.

"That's easy," Chen Ye laughed, a smile tinged with the cunning of a capitalist counting money. "Two laps around the track, see which group crosses the line first. As for how they skate together..."

He pointed to his and Song Yuqi's clasped hands.

"That depends on your teamwork. You can hold hands like Yuqi and I and take off side by side. If Lu Ge's skills are good enough, he can also replicate the trick I just used to make Yuqi slide backwards."

Chen Ye paused, his tone becoming somewhat playful.

"Of course, if Sister Dilraba is really scared, then you can just be a little wronged and grab the hem of Lu Ge's clothes and let him drag you along."

Interlocking fingers? Sliding backwards face to face?

Dilraba's ears turned red at a visible speed.

If she did that, the trending topics list would probably crash completely today, not to mention she's still angry with that stupid deer.

"I choose to grab the hem of her dress." Dilraba made her decision without hesitation.

Although Lu Han felt a little regretful that they couldn't hold hands, she was overjoyed. Even tugging at his clothes would be fine! Almost like hugging his waist!

The commotion was so loud that it immediately attracted the attention of the Running Man cast members who were wandering around nearby.

Chen He carefully moved over little by little.

Deng Chao then slid in with devilish steps to get closer.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?" Chen He shouted in his hoarse voice.

Chen Ye succinctly reiterated the rules of the 2V2 race.

"Brilliant!!!" Deng Chao slapped his thigh, his eyes shining brightly. "This is so interesting! I was just watching you two show off your love, now I have to watch a game to get my fix!"

"I'll be the referee!" Deng Chao volunteered, skating to the middle of the group and waving his hand.

Chen He, that old fox, immediately seized the opportunity to cause trouble.

"Since this is a serious competition, what's the point of just running two laps? We have to add some kind of prize!" Chen He pointed at them. "The losing team has to accept a dare assigned by the winner!"

Zheng Kai, Li Chen, Baby, Tao Zhe, and Wang Mian, who were around him, all joined in the commotion.

"Yes, yes, yes! No punishment, no excitement!"

"It has to be a dare! And no cheating!"

Chen Ye nodded in satisfaction.

These guys played such a brilliant assist; their teamwork was practically esports-level.

He glanced at Lu Han.

Lu Han was now completely at their mercy, being roasted on the spot by these old foxes. He turned to look at Reba.

"Adding punishment, do you think that's okay?" Lu Han's tone revealed a humble and guilty conscience.

Dilraba glanced at Chen Ye and Song Yuqi's confident expressions and gritted her teeth.

"OK."

A wolf howl erupted from the entire arena.

The four of them slowly made their way to the starting line marked in the center of the stadium.

Chen Ye and Song Yuqi stood on the left.

The two held hands comfortably, and Song Yuqi even flashed a cocky peace sign at the camera.

The art style on the right is more tense.

Lu Han stood in front, her back ramrod straight, not daring to even breathe loudly.

Reba stood diagonally behind him, extending two slender white fingers to carefully pinch a small tuft of fabric at the back of Lu Han's black clothes.

With just this slight contact, Lu Han felt a tingling sensation run down her back and up to the top of her head.

The live stream chat was already flooded with exclamation marks.

"Aaaaaah! This darn size difference and positioning! Help!"

"Chen Ye is so malicious! He's definitely up to something!"

"This prize is definitely going to be big! The production team is really making a killing today!"

"Lu Ge, pull yourself together!!"

Deng Chao slid to the front of the starting line.

He raised his right hand high, acting as the starter.

"On your marks—"

The whole place fell silent.

"preparation!"

Lu Han squatted down, while Reba clenched the fabric in her hand.

"Three! Two! One! Run!"

Deng Chao's large hand slashed down suddenly.

The moment Lu Han heard the command, her body instinctively wanted to burst into speed.

But he immediately remembered that he was dragging a weakling behind him.

At the moment of starting, Lu Han forcefully dissipated 80% of his strength, slowly and steadily sliding forward to take his first step.

"Ouch!" Reba lost her balance and let out a short exclamation.

Her hand gripping the clothes tightened involuntarily.

Feeling the pulling force on her back, Lu Hanxin almost melted.

He kept his center of gravity low as he went, constantly whispering words of reassurance.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm going very slowly. Just follow my rhythm, step with your left foot, yes, okay, slowly keep up..."

As Lu Han spoke, he moved forward with Reba at a snail's pace.

It's less of a race and more of a rehabilitation training program.

Just as he nervously glided ten meters away with Reba.

Lu Han suddenly realized that something was wrong.

He turned around abruptly.

on the starting line.

Chen Ye and Song Yuqi stood calmly in place, without even moving an inch.

Chen Ye even leisurely took out a mint from his pocket and popped it into his mouth.

"Why aren't you two running?!" Lu Han exclaimed anxiously.

Chen Ye rolled his eyes and pointed to Lu Han's pitiful movement speed.

"At your speed, if we were to run alongside you, it would be an insult to my and my wife's skills."

Chen Ye waved his hand arrogantly.

"I'll give you a half-lap head start, you can go first, no rush."

The whole place burst into laughter.

Chen He slapped the floor and laughed until tears streamed down his face.

Dilraba's face turned completely black.

It doesn't cause much harm, but it's extremely insulting!

"Hurry up!" Reba gritted her teeth and punched Lu Han directly in the back.

Lu Han was punched, but instead of getting angry, she couldn't help but smile.

It's so familiar! It's exactly the same feeling! Back then, she liked to hit him like this whenever she got angry!

Winning or losing doesn't matter. As long as he can get her to drag him around for those two laps, he'll accept it even if Chen Ye kills him later.

Time passed second by second.

Lu Han, carrying Reba, finally managed to shuffle across the halfway point, huffing and puffing.

Chen Ye crushed the mint in his mouth.

He turned to look at Song Yuqi beside him and smiled.

"Honey, are you ready?"

Song Yuqi immediately put on a serious and excited expression and lowered her center of gravity.

"Ready to take off anytime!"

Chen Ye gripped Song Yuqi's hand tightly.

"Give them some real intensity!"

The voice just fell.

The two of them instantly launched themselves off the starting line!

Whoosh!

A screeching, rapid screech of wheels came from the wooden floor.

Chen Ye led the way, his pace incredibly fast.

Song Yuqi kept up with his pace perfectly; their coordination was so good that they seemed like one person.

Straight-line acceleration!

In less than ten seconds, the two had already glided across a quarter of the track.

The Running Man cast was completely dumbfounded.

"Holy crap! That speed!" Zheng Kai clicked his tongue.

"This isn't a variety show recording, it's a fish-frying session!" Li Chen shouted.

Hearing the terrifying whooshing sound coming from behind, Lu Han knew something was wrong.

He had just turned his head.

A gust of wind swept by.

Chen Ye and Song Yuqi passed right past them with a long string of smug laughter.

In the instant he overtook the car, Chen Ye even had time to turn around and give Lu Han a flirtatious wink.

"Lu Ge, Dilraba Jie, you can go eat dust now!"

Dilraba was so angry that her face turned bright red.

"Lu Han! Speed ​​up! Don't dawdle!"

The deer was in unbearable pain.

I'd like to speed up, but the problem is that if you accelerate, this little accessory will definitely fly out and smash into the wall!

In the first lap, Chen Ye and Song Yuqi easily won with an absolute crushing advantage.

Entering the second lap.

Chen Ye felt that winning by speed alone was no longer meaningful; he needed to use some more insidious tactics to defeat the opponent psychologically.

He squeezed Song Yuqi's fingers.

"Come on! Use that face-to-face move again!"

"Okay!"

The two began to slow down in unison.

With a bizarre twist of his ankle, Chen Ye's body instantly completed a 180-degree turn while gliding at high speed.

He ended up gliding backwards, while Song Yuqi glided forwards.

The two men clasped hands tightly, their eyes locked, as they sped along, drawing huge arcs in the center of the stadium.

The footage had the feel of a retro sports movie.

The comments section went completely wild.

"Is this something I can watch for free?!"

"Single people have been hit with a ton of damage!"

"Chen Ye! You're a celebrity! Why don't you go participate in the Winter Olympics?!"

At this time.

Lu Han and Reba had just laboriously made their way to the finish line of the first lap.

Watching the couple dancing gracefully across from her, Dilraba's fingers, which were gripping Lu Han's clothes, turned pale.

The gap is too big.

She even felt that it wasn't the same sport at all.

Only thirty meters remained to the finish line.

Chen Ye looked at the finish line that was so close, then at the two that were still crawling at a snail's pace in the distance.

"Let's have a big one last time!" Chen Ye shouted to Song Yuqi.

Song Yuqi instantly understood her husband's meaning, and a glint of excitement flashed in her eyes.

Chen Ye suddenly released his hands, spread his arms, lowered his center of gravity, and planted his legs firmly in a horse stance on the wooden board.

Song Yuqi did not slow down; instead, he used the momentum to push off twice, increasing his speed again!

It was less than a meter away from Chen Ye.

Song Yuqi suddenly jumped with all her might!

She leaped into the air and pounced on him.

Chen Ye clasped his arms together and caught Song Yuqi precisely as she was airborne.

Song Yuqi took the opportunity to wrap her legs around Chen Ye's waist and tightly hugged his neck with both hands.

The powerful impact did not knock Chen Ye down.

With his extraordinary core strength and skillful control of the situation, he held Song Yuqi in his arms, using the momentum of their forward movement.

The instant you cross the finish line.

Chen Ye, wearing the pendant on his body, spun around at high speed three times in place!

Finally, it came to a steady stop.

Without any stumbles, it was clean and crisp, just like a textbook example.

The entire room fell silent for two seconds.

This was followed by screams and applause that seemed to lift the roof off.

Deng Chao was so excited that he slipped and fell to the ground.

Chen He, holding a megaphone he'd somehow acquired, roared wildly, "Full marks!!! Ten out of ten!!!"

The screen was so filled with comments that the view was completely obscured; it was an ocean of exclamation marks and "Holy crap!"

"That core strength! That waist! Chen Ye, are you even human?!"

"Song Yuqi is so brave! If she hadn't caught that, they would both have broken bones!"

"Is this the power of a top-tier pure love god of war?!"

Chen Ye held Song Yuqi in his arms and stood calmly behind the finish line.

Two full minutes passed.

Lu Han, covered in sweat, finally trudged to the finish line.

Lu Han was panting heavily from exhaustion, but seeing that Reba was safe and sound, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Chen Ye put Song Yuqi down, and the two walked hand in hand to Lu Han and Reba.

Chen Ye's smile was incredibly bright.

It was the smile of a villain who had succeeded in playing a prank.

He looked at the extremely awkward couple in front of him.

"Lu Ge, Dilraba Jie."

Chen Ye paused.

"I'm sorry, you lost."

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