I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

In the corridor.

Chen Zhiyuan and Zhou Haibo also came out.

The two had strange expressions, a half-smile that wasn't quite a smile, and they looked very odd.

Wu Hanfeng waved his hand magnanimously.

"Alright, all good things must come to an end. My mind is made up, you don't need to try to stop me."

Upon hearing this, the two men's expressions became even more peculiar.

Chen Zhiyuan couldn't hold back any longer and coughed lightly as he chuckled a few times.

"Holy crap???"

Wu Hanfeng raised his eyebrows and glared at Chen Zhiyuan.

"Old Chen, what do you mean?"

"What's wrong? You're this happy that I went to the disciplinary team?"

"No, no, no, Lao Wu, you've misunderstood!" Zhou Haibo explained, barely suppressing the urge to laugh, "Lao Chen... he's heartbroken. Look at him, he's so heartbroken he can't even close his mouth."

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Wu Hanfeng pointed at the two of them.

"Okay...you two are really something!"

"Just wait, the day you all beg me to come back!"

After saying that, Wu Hanfeng turned around and left.

As he walked, he sang in a childish, pretentious tone, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, don't underestimate old Wu's poverty!"

"Sooner or later, you'll all be begging me to come back!"

Behind Wu Hanfeng, bursts of laughter came from Chen Zhiyuan and Zhou Haibo.

……

Go back to dorms.

Wu Hanfeng originally wanted to rest for a while.

Zhou Haibo, however, inexplicably ran out.

"Come on, Lao Wu, let me help you clean up!"

"What?"

Wu Hanfeng was taken aback. Zhou Haibo took out a woven bag from behind him and started packing Wu Hanfeng's luggage into the bag.

"Training uniforms, socks, combat boots, washbasins..."

As Zhou Haibo muttered to himself, he put Wu Hanfeng's things into the bag one by one.

Wu Hanfeng watched in stunned silence.

"Hey Lao Zhou, when did you become so diligent?"

Zhou Haibo chuckled, patted the mattress, and urged Wu Hanfeng to get up.

"Get out of the way, I'm collecting your sheets."

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Seemingly realizing he had gone too far, Zhou Haibo paused, stood up, and comforted Wu Hanfeng.

"Old Wu, we've been comrades-in-arms for so many years, I should see you off on your journey."

"Don't overthink it! I didn't mean to kick you out. I just wanted to save you some trouble and make you feel that our class and our company are warm and welcoming."

Wu Hanfeng sneered.

Check it out!

Damn it, is this even human language?

The person hadn't even left yet, and the tea was already cold!

"Okay, Lao Zhou, thank you!"

"Hey buddy, don't be so polite!"

After Zhou Haibo finished speaking, he lowered his head and continued tidying up. In no time, he stuffed all of Wu Hanfeng's things into the woven bag.

Then he picked up the woven bag and walked outside.

Wu Hanfeng shook his head helplessly and followed him out.

Just as they stepped out of the classroom, Liu Yang approached Wu Hanfeng with a teacup in his hand.

"Sending off my comrades..."

Liu Yang started by reciting lyrics, which gave Wu Hanfeng goosebumps.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

"Liu Yang, what do you mean by this?"

"Veteran, this is to bid you farewell!"

Liu Yang handed the teacup to Wu Hanfeng, "Have a taste? I brewed it especially for you!"

Wu Hanfeng took the teacup and stared at Liu Yang with a suspicious look on his face.

"Liu Yang, tell me, what exactly do you mean?"

"I've never seen you so polite in all this time I've been in the company."

"Hey, old soldier, what are you talking about?"

"You've helped me so much, I have to give you a proper send-off. Don't even mention it, all the tea I took from the company commander is yours!"

As Liu Yang spoke, he directly stuffed a bag of tea into Wu Hanfeng's pocket.

"Cough cough..."

Beside him, Chen Zhiyuan walked over with a dark face and glared at Liu Yang.

"I knew it! Why did I drink my tea so fast!"

Liu Yang scratched his head and chuckled foolishly.

Chen Zhiyuan's gaze fell on Wu Hanfeng, and he directly handed Wu Hanfeng two packs of cigarettes and a packet of tea.

"Old Wu, don't say your brother didn't take care of you!"

"Two packs of soft Zhonghua tea and a box of Tieguanyin tea, isn't that generous enough?"

"You'll definitely need it when you go to the disciplinary team, don't be shy with me."

Wu Hanfeng rolled his eyes and muttered, "Didn't they confiscate the Tieguanyin tea from me?"

Chen Zhiyuan blushed and pointed to the two soft Chinese noodles.

"This SoftCard really cost me half a month's allowance!"

Wu Hanfeng weighed the soft liquor in his hand and looked at Chen Zhiyuan with a teasing expression.

"Old Chen, didn't you say smoking was prohibited in recruit training? You've broken the rule now?"

Chen Zhiyuan, without batting an eye, put his hands behind his back and said in an old-fashioned tone, "That was before. Now you're going to the disciplinary team, you're considered a veteran, so these rules don't apply to you anymore."

"My position hasn't been adjusted yet!"

"The soft-core version hasn't been dismantled yet!"

Wu Hanfeng and Chen Zhiyuan stared at each other, locked in a fierce confrontation.

Seeing this, Liu Yang immediately tried to smooth things over.

"Old soldier, look how important you are! Your company commander came to see you off in person!"

"Soft Zhonghua tea, Tieguanyin tea, and the tea I just brewed—this is absolutely unique in the recruit training camp! Doesn't this move even veteran soldiers?"

"I don't dare to move. Maybe I should go back."

As Wu Hanfeng spoke, he turned to go back to his room.

Chen Zhiyuan, Liu Yang, and Zhou Haibo immediately became furious.

"No, no, no! Brother Feng! Ancestor, don't go back!"

"Old Wu, stop fooling around!"

"Old soldier, you mustn't!"

The three men stared at Wu Hanfeng, afraid that he would actually go back inside and give up the idea of ​​joining the disciplinary team.

Chen Zhiyuan stood silently in front of the door, looking up at the sky.

Wu Hanfeng patted Chen Zhiyuan on the chest and took a lighter from Chen Zhiyuan's pocket.

"Alright, Lao Chen, I'm not messing around with you anymore."

"The fire is gone."

Chen Zhiyuan immediately beamed with joy.

"Hey, you should have said you wanted it to be a hit! We've got more if you need more!"

"Yes, yes, yes! I have a lighter here too, it's in my pocket, do you want me to take mine as well?"

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

"Alright, alright, let's go. You're treating us like we're getting rid of a plague. If we don't leave now, it'll be too disrespectful to you."

"No way! Don't talk nonsense. I'll be very sad if you leave!"

Chen Zhiyuan said with a serious expression.

"Then... I'll go back?"

Chen Zhiyuan: "Cough cough cough cough!"

Liu Yang: "Company Commander? Company Commander, what's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"

"Squad Leader Zhou, hurry and see the veteran off. I'll take the company commander to see him!"

"Okay, okay, let's go!"

Zhou Haibo immediately nodded in agreement.

Wu Hanfeng rolled his eyes at Chen Zhiyuan and left with Zhou Haibo.

After Wu Hanfeng disappeared, Chen Zhiyuan and Liu Yang exchanged a glance and laughed at the same time.

Finally, we've gotten rid of this plague!