I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 131: The Veterans' Enthusiasm
Zhao Yu was the first to rush to Wu Hanfeng.
He excitedly put his arm around Wu Hanfeng's shoulder and said, "Old Wu, you're finally back!"
"I'm almost used to it! Every time you say you're giving it to your comrades, you always end up giving it to yourself!"
"Sometimes I really wonder if you're hiding some kind of treasure in the army? Why do you come back every six months?"
Just as Wu Hanfeng was about to speak, he was surrounded by a group of veterans who surged up behind him.
"Squad Leader Wu! It really is you!"
"Great, you're finally back!"
"I heard you fainted twice while running? Really? We were all wondering if you were drunk when you ran?"
"Bullshit! I heard from the recruits that our squad leader can run 19 minutes and 30 seconds now! What kind of level is that?!"
"Wow! Really? Sergeant Wu, didn't you have a small lung capacity and flat feet before?"
"You can make rapid progress after just two dizzy runs? I'd like to try that too."
"Can I also sign up for a run that makes me dizzy and experience it for myself...?"
The crowd burst into laughter.
Wu Hanfeng laughed and kicked him.
Zhao Yu put his arm around Wu Hanfeng's shoulder and walked into the barracks. As they walked, he excitedly said to the people behind him, "Alright, stop crowding around here. Old Wu isn't here for an inspection. Everyone, disperse."
"What would it look like if someone saw me blocking the doorway?"
Wu Hanfeng followed Zhao Yugang as they prepared to go up to the second floor.
Suddenly remembering something, he turned around and saw He Dong standing outside the crowd, looking at him awkwardly.
Wu Hanfeng turned around, walked through the crowd, and dragged He Dong out.
"I forgot to introduce him to everyone. He is my brother from basic training, named Zhao Yihang."
He Dong: "..."
Zhao Yihang?
Wasn't Zhao Yihang the top physical fitness student in the first recruit company?
He's the son of a soldier's son, when did I become Zhao Yihang?
Wu Hanfeng remained unfazed and said, "He just arrived at the unit and wanted to see what the veterans' company is like. I brought him here to visit and broaden his horizons."
He Dong belatedly realized what was happening.
He smiled awkwardly at Zhao Yu and said, "Hello, class monitor."
Zhao Yu looked him up and down. He was good-looking, fair-skinned and clean-cut, and did look like he had just come out of basic training.
He smiled and nodded, saying, "You can learn a lot from following Lao Wu, but don't try to learn his cunning and trickery. Even if you want to, you'll probably end up with a half-baked version."
He Dong nodded repeatedly, deeply understanding the sentiment.
"Yes, yes, the class monitor is right."
Wu Hanfeng laughed and said, "Old Zhao, what do you mean by that? What do you mean by 'slacking off'? I was clearly balancing work and rest!"
Zhao Yu looked speechless: "Alright, do you even find what you're saying funny?"
"Alright, stop standing at the door and come upstairs."
"The kid in my class just bought some food, so we're treating you to something to welcome you back."
He suddenly remembered something, "You haven't eaten yet, have you? I'll go ask the cooks to get you something to eat."
"No need, I've already eaten."
The group arrived at the classroom of Class 3.
The room was almost twice the size of the recruit training camp.
The four veterans who were playing cards inside the room widened their eyes instantly when they saw Wu Hanfeng enter.
They all stood up in unison and excitedly rushed towards Wu Hanfeng, not even having time to remove the note from their faces.
"Squad Leader Wu!"
Wu Hanfeng recognized the man as Zhao Zixuan, a new recruit he had led during his third enlistment.
Wu Hanfeng nodded, then looked around and suddenly smiled.
"Whose is this...?"
In front of the lower bunk by the window, there was an opened plastic bag.
It contained several packets of spicy strips, sunflower seeds, and cola.
Zhao Zixuan raised his hand and said, "Mine, Squad Leader Wu, do you want some? I have more in my cupboard if you don't have enough."
"Is there more in the cabinet?"
Zhao Zixuan was completely oblivious to the danger and instead enthusiastically showed Wu Hanfeng his snacks.
He opened his cabinet and took out a bag of chicken feet and a bag of biscuits.
"Squad Leader Wu, there are so many kinds! What would you like to eat?"
Wu Hanfeng took the snacks with a smile and then looked into the cabinet.
They discovered that on the second shelf of the metal cabinet, among layers of clothes, was a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.
Wu Hanfeng walked over, took out a cigarette, and said with a smile, "Not bad, you have quite a lot of stuff."
Wu Hanfeng turned his head and found a shoebox that wasn't properly closed under the lower bunk against the wall.
Inside were several pairs of socks and two packets of instant noodles tucked underneath.
"Whose is this?"
A private with a note stuck to his face raised his hand: "Reporting, Sergeant Wu, it's mine!"
Wu Hanfeng nodded approvingly: "Hiding instant noodles in a shoebox, that's quite a talent."
The other person said proudly, "Absolutely! I learned it all from you. Didn't you say before that things should always be hidden in inconspicuous places...?"
"Ahem." Wu Hanfeng coughed twice, interrupting him.
"Alright, anyone else hiding something good to eat, just bring it out. I'm not a police officer, what are you afraid of?"
Upon hearing this, the veterans eagerly pulled snacks out of their lockers as if presenting a treasure.
Two pieces of milk candy were found on the metal cabinet, on the door frame, and even under the pothos on the windowsill.
He Dong stood at the door, watching helplessly as the snacks on the table piled up into a small mountain.
These violations are enough to identify at least four violations just from what we see right now.
And this only includes the snacks in this cell.
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