I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

"Alright, alright! What are you all doing?"

Wu Hanfeng said speechlessly, "This is the first time I've seen someone have to be strong to get a ticket. Do you think this is some kind of Spring Festival train ticket rush?"

"What are you saying? We took the initiative to admit our mistake."

"Yes, follow the rules. If we made a mistake, you should issue a ticket."

"Yes, yes, we're turning ourselves in!"

"Deputy squad leader, you can drive it. That way you won't get scolded when you get back."

Wu Hanfeng looked at his former comrades-in-arms and said with a wry smile, "Listen to me..."

"I won't listen!" Zhao Yu interrupted Wu Hanfeng directly and shouted at the veteran, "You all line up one by one and state your names and the violations you committed. Chen Hao, you're in charge of recording."

"yes!"

Wu Hanfeng immediately panicked: "Old Zhao, what are you doing? I can't punish you..."

"Why can't you do it? Don't you consider us brothers?!"

"Sigh, it's not about being brothers!"

"What is that? You're allowed to take the blame for your brothers, you're all about loyalty, but we're not allowed to take the blame for you? If you don't even understand this, what kind of brothers are we?"

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Wu Hanfeng was in a daze.

He has known Zhao Yu for seven years, from when they were new recruits until now, and all he talks about every day is trivial stuff.

Why did such philosophical remarks suddenly come out today?

"Old Zhao, where did you learn that from?"

"I learned it from you! Back when you were a new recruit watching over the resistance, that's exactly what you said to us."

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Wouldn't you say this is like shooting yourself in the foot?

"Alright, enough talk, Chen Hao, now write this down! Write mine down!"

"Zhao Yu, squad leader of the second squad of the third company, a second-term sergeant, was shirtless on the basketball court, violating military discipline regulations."

"I also smoked a cigarette in the singles area, so I'll include that."

Chen Hao nodded and began writing furiously on the paper.

The second veteran then introduced himself.

"Liu Hao also smoked a cigarette in the single-arm area, so he accepts the penalty."

"Song Pengzhao was caught using a cell phone and hiding electronic devices in his dormitory..."

Everyone started vying to tell their own stories of breaking the rules.

In the end, they even had to dig up their own secrets.

"I have a bottle of Lao Gan Ma chili sauce on my windowsill. Does that count as not placing it in the designated area?"

"I have two pairs of unwashed socks under my bed. Does that count as a hygiene problem?"

......

The more Wu Hanfeng listened, the more outrageous it seemed.

He grabbed He Dong directly: "He Dong, how should we handle this situation where someone voluntarily surrenders?"

He Dong was even more bewildered at this moment.

He had seen people crying and begging the police to let them go.

I've even seen people chase after their victims for three blocks after they were photographed.

But I've never seen anyone proactively reporting like this, and the reports keep increasing.

"Squad Leader Wu, actually, the snacks they reported and the untidy beds can only be considered minor violations."

"As long as it's not fighting or gambling, and as long as the attitude is sincere and they take the initiative to admit their mistakes, our police officers will usually just give them a verbal warning."

"Have each of them write a self-criticism of a few hundred words, and we'll take it back to the team leader to see."

"But for those who voluntarily admitted to the penalty, we still need to issue penalty tickets and follow the proper procedures."

"However, considering that they voluntarily admitted to the punishment, they can all be exempted from punishment."

Wu Hanfeng said with some concern, "Are you sure these won't be recorded in their personnel files? Will it affect their promotion or awards?"

He Dong waved his hand and said, "No, don't worry. This little mistake won't go on your file. As long as it's not fighting, gambling, or leaking secrets, there won't be any problem."

"When this kind of thing happens in the group, the main approach is to give verbal reprimands."

After He Dong finished speaking, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhao Yu laughed loudly, "Just write a self-criticism? It won't be on your file, and it won't affect your performance evaluation?"

"Brothers! Did you all hear that? It won't affect our records, it won't affect our performance evaluations, we don't even need to write a self-criticism!"

"Let's quickly boost the performance of Comrade Wu Hanfeng, a veteran from the Third Company!"

Zhao Yu had just finished speaking.

A veteran snatched the pen and ticket from He Dong's hand and started writing on the spot.

"Class monitor, don't worry about that. We'll write the penalty slips ourselves! You'll be satisfied!"

"I'll write a little too. I only have one Lao Gan Ma (a popular chili sauce brand), that's not enough!"

"Then I'll write down the smelly socks too."

......

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

He suddenly felt a bit dumbfounded.