I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Chapter 151: Help! There's a bunch of lunatics here!

"I remember now!"

Hao Qiang suddenly shouted.

Everyone turned to look at him.

Hao Qiang said, "That's right, when he was chasing me, he kept yelling for me to run and not stop."

"In the end, I stopped, but he didn't stop."

He just walked right past me and kept running!

"I found it strange at the time. Wasn't he chasing me? He should have told me to stop and not run away."

"But what he was yelling at me was to not stop."

"Now I finally understand why he kept running even when I stopped."

"So, he took advantage of the chase to make himself faint!"

Everyone: "..."

Liu Zhigang: "So, it really is true!"

He Dong: "Just how deep is Squad Leader Wu's obsession with getting dizzy from running?"

Zhou Haibo slapped his forehead and said helplessly, "Your disciplinary team, having a soldier like this, should find some time to burn incense, pray to your ancestors and Buddha, and beg this guy to shut up for a while."

Liu Zhigang: "..."

He Dong cautiously reminded him, "Um... Sergeant Zhou, the army strictly forbids praying to gods and Buddhas!"

"..."

Zhou Haibo suddenly looked up and roared, "Did you learn your brain circuits from Wu Hanfeng too?"

He Dong waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, no! Squad Leader Wu is a god, I'm just an ordinary person! We can only look up to him!"

The three people: "..."

Zhou Haibo said blankly, "It's only been less than a day! You've been brainwashed by Wu Hanfeng too."

"It's such a waste that this guy isn't pope!"

…………

About ten minutes later.

The door to the emergency room finally opened.

Zhang Wenhua and Lin Xiao walked out looking exhausted.

Everyone rushed forward, anxiously asking, "Dr. Zhang, how is Old Wu?"

Zhang Wenhua: "Dead!"

"ah?!!!"

Everyone's expression changed drastically.

Hao Qiang's legs went weak, and he collapsed to the ground, his face full of regret, frantically hitting his head.

"I'm such an idiot!"

"Why should I run!"

Why order takeout?!

"I……"

Looking at everyone's expressions, Zhang Wenhua laughed and said, "I mean, I want to kill him."

Everyone: "???"

Zhang Wenhua: "He keeps playing mind games with us and tormenting us. Don't you want that?"

Liu Zhigang asked in surprise, "You mean, he's alright?"

Zhang Wenhua: "Nonsense! Even if you don't believe him, you have to believe in my medical skills!"

"Me, a major-level military medic with a doctorate, how could I allow a soldier to die in my hospital?"

"This is a desecration of my medical skills!"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Hao Qiang stared blankly at everyone, his eyes filled with not surprise, but only panic.

He wanted to escape this place.

The people here are all fucking crazy!

One person is mentally ill and makes himself dizzy three times a week.

One person blindly worships and idolizes a mentally ill person as a god!

The two were Wu Hanfeng's superiors and squad leaders. It's a miracle that he's still alive with such capable soldiers under his command.

A dignified major military doctor, so easily making fun of soldiers' deaths.

The last one involves stabbing people with a pig needle!

Is this still a military base?

This is a fucking mental hospital!

Is there not a single normal person here?

…………

At this moment, in Zhao Yihang's hospital room.

Xiao Zhou came over to measure their blood pressure.

Zhao Yihang pleaded, "Nurse Zhou, could you give me the injection at noon?"

"Please don't let Sergeant Lin come again, okay? We were supposed to be discharged this afternoon. If he gives me another injection, I'm afraid I'll have to stay in the hospital until I'm discharged!"

Xiao Zhou laughed and said, "Don't worry, Squad Leader Lin doesn't have time to give you guys injections. He has to go take care of your idol."

The three were taken aback: "Idol? What idol?"

Xiao Zhou countered, "Who are your idols?"

The three of them said in unison, "Brother Feng!"

As soon as the words were spoken, the three of them immediately realized what was happening.

"Holy crap! Feng came to see us?"

Xiao Zhou: "No, I should say I came here to let you see it."

The three people: "???"

Xiao Zhou pointed outside, "They're in the emergency room."

Zhao Yihang's eyes widened. "You mean, Brother Feng... he got dizzy again?"

Xiao Zhou laughed and said, "It seems you guys know him very well."

Zhao Yihang: "Didn't he say he wouldn't get dizzy from running anymore?"

Qian Kun: "Brother Feng is so disloyal! He actually lied to us! He even said running until we were dizzy was dangerous and useless!"

Ma Teng: "Exactly! They didn't even take us with them when we were exhausted from running!"

Xiao Zhou: "..."

He hesitated, wondering whether to increase the dosage.

…………

"Comrade Hao Qiang."

At the entrance to the emergency room, Liu Zhigang said to Hao Qiang, "Let's leave it at that."

"Although the matter started because of you, in the final analysis, it was Wu Hanfeng who deliberately made himself dizzy."

"Considering that you turned him over and the remorse you showed when you heard he was dead, I can sense that you deeply realize you were wrong."

"After you go back, write a self-criticism and I won't report it or notify your company."

Upon hearing this, Hao Qiang immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

He knew that this was already the lightest punishment imaginable.

We have to thank that lunatic inside for deliberately getting dizzy!

Hao Qiang thanked him and was just about to leave.

At this moment, Zhao Yihang and the other two, dressed in hospital gowns, rushed over quickly.

"Squad leader, how's Feng?"

"Are you awake?"

Zhou Haibo frowned. "What are you doing out here?"

Zhao Yihang: "Come see Brother Feng!"

Qian Kun: "By the way, I'd like to ask him why he didn't take us with him when he got dizzy from running."

Ma Teng: "He even lied to us, saying that running until you feel dizzy was useless. If it were useless, why would he continue using this training method to make you feel dizzy from running?"

Zhou Haibo was on the verge of a breakdown!

We finally managed to guide these three idiots back to the right path, and thought things would finally return to normal.

I never expected that Wu Hanfeng would confuse himself again.

All that hard work before was for nothing!

Who are these three?

Hao Qiang asked curiously.

Zhao Yihang introduced himself: "Hello, veteran! My name is Zhao Yihang! I'm Brother Feng's eldest apprentice!"

Qian Kun: "My name is Qian Kun, Brother Feng's second apprentice!"

Ma Teng raised his hand: "I am Ma Teng, Brother Feng's third apprentice!"

Hao Qiang: "???"

Three people: "Veteran, who are you?"

He Dong explained, "He's the one who made your Brother Feng dizzy from running around."