I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 153: No! No! Mom! Mom, save me!
"What...what do you want to do?"
When Wu Hanfeng saw the pig needle in Lin Xiao's hand, he almost peed his pants in fright.
He kept shrinking back, but no matter how much he shrank, he could only go so far.
"What for? I'm going to fuck you, of course!"
Zhou Haibo said with a ferocious expression.
"no!"
Wu Hanfeng panicked and shouted at Zhou Haibo, "Old Zhou, I'm not even in the recruit company anymore, I'm not in your class anymore."
Even if I got dizzy from running, I didn't harm you!
Why are you so resentful?
Zhou Haibo laughed angrily, "Didn't it harm me?"
"Look at those three brilliant minds."
"Yesterday you even tried to comfort them, saying that running until you feel dizzy is useless and dangerous, and that they shouldn't follow your example."
"But you, on the other hand, got dizzy from running around again today."
"They've completely believed your dizziness-inducing training method!"
"Tell me, wouldn't you say this has harmed me?"
Wu Hanfeng: "..."
He turned to look at Zhao Yihang and the other two.
The unwavering gazes of the three men towards his dizziness-inducing training method sent a chill down his spine.
Zhao Yihang shouted, "Brother Feng, don't be afraid! It's just a needle, right? We'll be fine again after it's done!"
Qian Kun: "Right! We're not afraid of getting dizzy from running, so why would we be afraid of a shot?"
Ma Teng: "Brother Feng! We support you!"
Wu Hanfeng immediately burst out laughing, "I support your grandpa!"
"So you're just talking without understanding the pain, since you weren't the ones getting hurt!"
"No way! What business is it of yours if I get dizzy from running? Why are you copying me?"
"Brothers, gentlemen, please, stop haunting me like a ghost! Give me a way out!"
Zhao Yihang said, "Because you're right! Getting dizzy from running helps!"
Qian Kun: "We are learning from the right people! The class monitor and the others may not understand you, but we do!"
Wu Hanfeng was stunned: "I don't understand your grandpa! You guys are trying to kill me!"
Liu Zhigang sneered: "It's not them who killed you now, it's you who killed us!"
Seeing that Liu Zhigang was also acting like a complaining woman, Wu Hanfeng felt even more annoyed.
"Captain, why are you getting involved too?"
Liu Zhigang's eyes widened. "Me, meddling in this?"
"Do you know how I felt when I heard you'd passed out?"
Wu Hanfeng: "How does it feel?"
Liu Zhigang: "It felt like wanting to pick up a kitchen knife and kill you, then stab myself to death!"
Wu Hanfeng: "...It can't be that bad, can it?"
Liu Zhigang: "It can't be that bad! I just arrived yesterday, and you've already offended all the leaders in the government building!"
"It's only been one night, and you've already exhausted yourself!"
"My heart has been hit twice in less than 24 hours!"
Wu Hanfeng said guiltily, "I didn't mean to..."
Liu Zhigang: "But you did it on purpose!"
Wu Hanfeng: "..."
Wang Erniu said, "Alright, stop wasting time talking to him. Hurry up and poke him so I can feed him my carefully prepared dish!"
Wu Hanfeng: "???"
"Erniu, why are you getting involved too?"
Wang Erniu snorted, "Squad leader, I told you the day before yesterday, if you dare to get dizzy again, I'll let you taste the fruits of my years of experience as a cook!"
As he spoke, he held up the lunchbox he was carrying. "It's all here. I guarantee you'll never forget it!"
Wu Hanfeng panicked completely. "Brother Niu! You're not trying to poison me, are you? I'm your squad leader!"
Wang Erniu: "The deputy!"
Wu Hanfeng: "Your affection is as deep as the sea!"
Wang Erniu: "That's why I came here, because we have a deep bond!"
Wu Hanfeng: "..."
Zhou Haibo said impatiently, "Let's get started! Stop wasting time talking to him!"
After saying that, Zhou Haibo took the lead and walked up.
"No! No!"
"Old Zhou! Brother Zhou! Haibo! Brother Bo!"
"Please, please let me go!"
Wu Hanfeng waved his arms wildly.
But when he woke up, his whole body was limp, and when he punched himself, it was like a girl being coquettish.
He was grabbed by Zhou Haibo.
Zhou Haibo's physical condition must be quite good to have become a sergeant and completed his second term.
With a single, forceful movement, Wu Hanfeng felt a dizzying sensation as the world spun around him.
Then I just lay face down on the bed.
Just as he was about to struggle, Wang Erniu and Liu Zhigang came up and each held down one of his legs.
Zhou Haibo jumped up and sat directly on his back, completely pinning him down!
Wu Hanfeng was terrified and roared wildly:
"No!"
"You beasts! Let me go!"
"Lin Xiao! You ungrateful bastard!"
But Lin Xiao didn't care at all and simply ripped his pants off.
Then slowly apply the disinfectant iodine solution...
The cool touch made Wu Hanfeng feel as if a venomous snake was licking his buttocks.
Wu Hanfeng could only look to Zhao Yihang and the other two for help.
"What are you three standing there for?"
"Hurry and come save me!"
"Didn't you say I was your idol?"
"Didn't you want to learn my motion sickness training method?"
"As long as you rescue me, I'll teach you right away! I guarantee you'll be completely transformed within a month!"
However, Zhao Yihang and his two companions were already terrified by this scene.
They all huddled together in a corner.
They stared in horror at the needle tip of the pig needle in Lin Xiao's hand, which gleamed with a chilling light!
His demeanor was completely different from when he had been so confident and urging Wu Hanfeng not to be afraid!
Zhao Yihang: "Holy crap! He really did it!"
Qian Kun: "It seems to be true."
Ma Teng: "Should we save them or not?"
Zhao Yihang swallowed hard. "If we try to save them, we'll be the ones getting stabbed!"
Qian Kun and Ma Teng exchanged a glance, then gave Wu Hanfeng a helpless look.
Wu Hanfeng was utterly desperate. "Damn it! You guys are disloyal! I despise you!"
Zhao Yihang: "Brother Feng, just bear with it, it'll pass."
Qian Kun: "Squad Leader Lin, you can't stab us after you've stabbed Brother Feng, okay?"
Ma Teng: "We are good people!"
Wu Hanfeng: "..."
Lin Xiao patted Wu Hanfeng's tense buttocks and whispered:
"Brother Feng, relax your muscles."
"If it's so tight that I can't get it in, I'll try a different spot where it can go in."
Upon hearing this, Wu Hanfeng's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets: "No! No! Brother Xiao! Master Xiao! I'll relax! I'll relax!"
Lin Xiao smiled slightly, "That's right."
"It's normal to feel pain; it will go away after a while."
"But don't struggle when I'm sticking it in."
"Otherwise, if the needle breaks off, we'll have to cut open your buttocks to remove it."
Wu Hanfeng: "..."
"Lin Xiao! You're a fucking devil!"
Lin Xiao: "No! I'm your brother!"
Wu Hanfeng: "No! No! Mom! Mom, save me!"
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