I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Only Wang Erniu remained in the ward.

Wang Erniu sat on a chair by the bed and patted Wu Hanfeng on the shoulder.

"Alright, squad leader, stop pretending."

"It's just one injection, it can't be that serious."

Wu Hanfeng opened his eyes, his face full of resentment, and said, "Just one needle?"

"If you're so capable, why don't you let that bastard Lin Xiao poke you with a needle?"

The moment the words left his mouth, the ward door was pushed open, and Lin Xiao appeared in the doorway like a ghost.

"Brother Feng? What did you just call me?"

"Are you feeling unwell anywhere? Should we get another injection?"

Wu Hanfeng was startled and, with tears in his eyes, forced a smile, saying, "No...no...you misheard."

Lin Xiao nodded slightly and smiled, "That's good. Think it through next time before you call me. My surname is Lin, not Wang."

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Wang Erniu couldn't help but laugh, "Let's see if you dare to act up again this time."

"Alright, get up and eat. It'll help you recover."

Wu Hanfeng glanced at Wang Erniu's lunchbox and instantly became alert. "Brother Niu! Are you never going to stop?"

"I just got an injection from Lin Xiao, that bastard... uh... Brother Lin Xiao."

"Are you...are you going to keep torturing me?"

Wang Erniu smiled slightly and offered no explanation.

He simply opened the lunchbox slowly.

Instantly, the fragrance filled the entire ward.

"It smells so good!"

Wu Hanfeng endured the numbness and pain in his buttocks and propped himself up.

Inside the lunchbox, there was a large amount of braised pork, braised spare ribs, and broccoli.

There's also a heart-shaped fried egg.

The next layer is pure nourishing chicken soup.

"You...you didn't put laxatives in it, did you?" Wu Hanfeng asked incredulously.

Wang Erniu said calmly, "You can choose not to eat. If you don't eat, then you'll go hungry."

"What a case of good intentions being wasted."

Wu Hanfeng picked up a piece of braised pork with some skepticism and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Mmm! It's delicious!"

"I'd accept it even if it contained laxatives!"

After saying that, he started eating heartily.

Wang Erniu said irritably, "Slow down, no one's going to take it from you."

While eating heartily, Wu Hanfeng mumbled, "Brother Niu is the best, unlike that bastard Lin Xiao..."

At this point, he glanced subconsciously at the doorway, and only after confirming that Lin Xiao hadn't floated over again did he continue, "Unlike him, so heartless."

Wang Erniu sighed, "Squad leader, what are you after?"

Wu Hanfeng: "What's the point of all this?"

Wang Erniu: "I'm dizzy from running! This stuff is too harmful to the body, and it can easily cause sudden death."

Wu Hanfeng: "Of course I want to become stronger, otherwise who would want to put themselves through this kind of torture?"

Wang Erniu: "Will it work?"

Wu Hanfeng: "Wait another month, and you'll see how I've transformed. You won't believe anything I say now."

Wang Erniu: "..."

While Wu Hanfeng was enjoying his meal.

The ward door opened.

Li Cuicui walked in.

Liu Zhigang, who had already left, followed behind.

"Greetings, Commander!"

Wang Erniu immediately stood up and saluted.

But when Wu Hanfeng saw Li Cuicui, instead of saluting, he pouted and turned his head away, saying, "Hmph!"

Liu Zhigang and Wang Erniu exchanged a glance and both gave a wry smile.

In the entire regiment, probably only Wu Hanfeng dared to show disrespect to the regimental commander.

Li Cuicui wasn't angry at all. Instead, she smiled at Liu Zhigang and said, "Look at this little bastard, he's actually blaming me for not saving him earlier."

Wu Hanfeng still ignored him.

Li Cuicui walked up to him, pulled down Wu Hanfeng's pants, looked at his buttocks, and couldn't help but gasp.

"Lin Xiao truly lives up to her reputation as our group's strongest nurse, known for her gentle yet ruthless approach."

"Only he could have made this hole."

But Wu Hanfeng suddenly had a wicked thought.

He suddenly focused his energy into his dantian and then exerted a sudden force.

"Pfft~~"

A gas with a slightly fishy smell sprayed out directly from his buttocks.

But this exertion also made his buttocks ache so much that he grimaced in pain.

Li Cuicui was closest to him, and the gas was almost sprayed directly into his face.

"Holy shit!"

"You little brat, are you doing this on purpose?!"

Li Cuicui was so angry that she cursed loudly and slapped him directly on the needle hole where he had been stabbed.

"Oh oh oh~~"

The intense pain caused Wu Hanfeng to let out another hoarse scream.

Wang Erniu and Liu Zhigang, who were standing nearby, were also stunned!

This guy actually dared to fart in front of the guild leader!

"Damn! It stinks!"

Li Cuicui pinched her nose, "I was actually thinking of coming to offer you some comfort. I didn't expect to be comforted by your fart instead!"

"Damn it!"

"Fine, I can't be bothered with you anymore."

"I came here to tell you: you don't need to stay in the disciplinary squad anymore."

"Otherwise, I'm afraid you'll keep going until you die! You'll make me dizzy every single day!"

"What?"

Wu Hanfeng immediately became agitated, "Old Company Commander, how can you be so fickle! I've just established myself in the military police, and you're already kicking me out?"

Li Cuicui snorted, "You've gained a foothold, but you're going to tear the whole troupe apart!"

"Don't think I don't know about the little mess you made in the old Third Company yesterday."

"If I let you stay any longer, I'm afraid Chen Zhiyuan will have to apply for a demobilization next year!"

Liu Zhigang, standing to the side, raised his hand in agreement, saying, "Me too!"

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Li Cuicui waved her hand and said, "Alright, this matter is settled, there's no need for further discussion."

Wu Hanfeng: "Then where do I go? Back to the recruit training company?"

Li Cuicui: "You wish!"

"You go with Wang Erniu to the government canteen. Go there after you're discharged from the hospital."

"what?"

Wu Hanfeng and Wang Erniu were both surprised.

"Make me a cook?"

Li Cuicui said, "Wang Erniu can keep an eye on things there, and you won't have to deal with so much trouble."

"However, as I said before, you still have to participate in the assessments that are required in basic training. You can't break the rules."

"You're going to the mess hall, you can be a new recruit or a senior soldier, it doesn't matter, just don't cause me any more trouble."

After saying that, Li Cuicui turned and left without waiting for Wu Hanfeng's objection.

Wu Hanfeng looked at Wang Erniu and said, "Erniu, when we get to the mess hall, can I be in charge of cooking?"

Wang Erniu was taken aback: "You can cook?"

Wu Hanfeng: "No."

Wang Erniu: "Then what are you cooking for?"

Wu Hanfeng gritted his teeth and said, "Poison these bastards!"

Wang Erniu: "..."

Liu Zhigang: "..."