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Chapter 199: Boss, your masochistic tendencies are a bit too strong!

"You...you people, what are you doing?"

Chen Zhiyuan's eyes swept over the faces of the group of people and the mattresses and blankets they were holding, and he was somewhat dazed.

Liu Yang and the other new recruits were also a little taken aback.

But Wu Hanfeng completely ignored them and coldly addressed the group behind him:

"Find a spot yourself!"

"If you can't find it, then go fold it in the latrine!"

Upon hearing this, the new recruits immediately sprang into action.

This toilet is only this big, and the closer you get to the inside, the stronger the smell becomes!

But the ones closest to the urinals are the most irritating.

The urinals in the toilet are not the kind that are separate.

Instead, it's like a ditch, flowing from beginning to end.

At the starting point, there will be an iron barrel that looks like a ship's hull, with a tap on it that slowly drips water.

Once the water level reaches a certain point, the iron bucket will tilt, and the water inside will pour into the urinal.

It takes at least half an hour to an hour to empty once.

Of course, some people would rinse the water out of the bucket themselves after they finished, but sometimes the training was urgent and they had to assemble quickly, so they didn't do that.

This means that during the half hour to an hour that people urinate, no one may flush the toilet.

By the time it was flushable, the smell had already permeated the entire toilet.

Even after flushing, a lot of it still adheres to the edge of the urinal.

Before the soldiers on duty at noon came to clean up, the smell was still very strong!

Therefore, people don't want to go near the inside or the urinals!

Some people disregarded their image and rushed to grab a spot, while others moved slowly because they were mindful of their image.

So, the final result was that the recruits took over the outside and tried to stay away from the urinals.

The remaining two, Li Cuicui and Zhao Yuanchao, were near the inside, and because there wasn't enough space, they had to sit next to the urinals.

The recruits then realized what was happening and looked at the two leaders with some embarrassment.

Li Cuicui's expression also looked rather unpleasant.

Zhao Yuanchao, on the other hand, was unfazed and calmly put down his bedding.

The new recruits exchanged glances, and Qian Kun, somewhat embarrassed, forced a smile and said, "Um... Comrade Zhao, Comrade Li, Ma Teng and I would like to switch places with you."

Ma Teng nodded repeatedly, saying, "Yes, yes, yes! We've loved the smell of toilets since we were kids!"

"Um?"

Upon hearing this, everyone instinctively turned to look at Ma Teng.

This includes Chen Zhiyuan and other new recruits who were squatting in the toilet.

Ma Teng's face immediately turned red, and he lowered his head slightly, not daring to look into everyone's eyes.

Wu Hanfeng cursed, "You like the smell so much, huh? Then from now on, you can sleep in the bathroom after lights out! I'll let you smell it to your heart's content!"

Startled, Ma Teng quickly waved his hands, saying, "I don't like it! I don't like it!"

Wu Hanfeng snorted and said to them, "Whoever grabs it first gets to keep it!"

"In the military, you have to have this competitive spirit! What kind of soldier are you if you don't compete and fight?"

Li Cuicui: "..."

Zhao Yuanchao nodded: "!!!"

When Li Cuicui saw Zhao Yuanchao's appearance, she almost spat out her drink.

Boss, your masochistic tendencies are a bit too strong!

However, they are not the ones who are suffering the most right now.

Instead, it was the group of people who were still squatting in their stalls and only then realized what was happening.

They squatted there, and outside the pit, there were all the new recruits and leaders lying down.

They couldn't even find a place to stay if they wanted to leave!

Chen Zhiyuan's stall was the second to last one for Liu Yang.

Outside the two of them were Li Cuicui and Zhao Yuanchao.

Some people, when nervous, will subconsciously tighten their buttocks and tense their body.

Some people, when nervous, will open their back door wide.

Chen Zhiyuan clearly falls into the latter category.

Chen Zhiyuan was extremely nervous as Li Cuicui and Zhao Yuanchao lay on their stomachs, their buttocks sticking out, folding blankets in front of them.

then……

My already upset stomach made a loud, gurgling sound...

Like flowing water...

The scene fell silent instantly.

Everyone looked up at Chen Zhiyuan.

Including Li Cuicui and Zhao Yuanchao...

Chen Zhiyuan's eyes widened, then he suddenly lowered his head, pressing his neck down hard, wishing he could just fall into the cesspool and hide!

Nima!

How embarrassing!

Moreover, he lost face in front of two leaders!

Wu Hanfeng!

Damn it!

You're out of your mind, bringing people to the toilet to fold blankets in the middle of the day!

Before anyone else could react, Li Cuicui's furious roar nearly shook the entire toilet to its limit!

"Chen Zhiyuan!"

"What the hell did you eat for lunch?"

"It's all fucking splattered all over my blanket!"

Everyone: "???"

next second...

Pfft!

Everyone in the room burst into laughter.

Even Wu Hanfeng couldn't help but laugh.

Chen Zhiyuan looked at Li Cuicui with a pained expression: "Old Company Commander, I didn't mean to."

"I ate too much chili at lunch and got diarrhea."

Li Cuicui was on the verge of a breakdown, "I don't care!"

"Get up and wash yourself clean!"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Chen Zhiyuan quickly wiped his bottom haphazardly and got up.

"Hey, old company commander, I'll take this blanket to wash first."

"Then I'll have someone send you a new one!"

After saying that, Chen Zhiyuan bent down to hug the blanket.

But then my stomach started acting up again.

puff!

A wisp of gas, reeking of ammonia, bounced towards Li Cuicui's face.

Li Cuicui was completely stunned!

The next second, he suddenly turned his head and started retching in front of Chen Zhiyuan's latrine.

But all I did was dry heave.

Unfortunately, Chen Zhiyuan had rushed out and hadn't had time to flush the toilet.

The first thing Li Cuicui saw when she opened her eyes was those clumps of...

In addition, the spicy and pungent flavor made him unable to resist any longer.

Ugh~~

This time I really threw up!

Chen Zhiyuan was almost scared out of his wits.

Clutching the blanket, he scrambled and crawled towards the toilet door.

When he passed by Wu Hanfeng, his eyes were as terrifying as if he were about to kill someone!

When Li Cuicui stood up again, her face streaked with tears, the look in her eyes that seemed to want to kill Wu Hanfeng was impossible to hide.

Everyone else present instinctively turned their faces away or pressed their heads down, staring at the blanket.

Otherwise, they were afraid that if they saw Li Cuicui, they would burst out laughing in front of him.

Wu Hanfeng forced down his laughter and shouted, "What are you all standing there for? Hurry up! Practice!"

"If you don't meet the standard, you'll practice until you get up this afternoon!"

Everyone sprang into action.

Liu Yang and the other new recruits didn't dare linger there either, and they all got up and carefully flushed the pit.

Then, he climbed up the one-meter-high partition wall and jumped out of the toilet.

Liu Yangchong and Wu Hanfeng quietly gave each other a thumbs up, "Veteran! Awesome!"

For a moment, only the students from Class 1 were left in the entire restroom, miserably folding their blankets.

It was midday, and the weather was extremely hot.

There was no fan or air conditioning in the toilet.

A heat wave rolled in.

The pungent, eye-irritating smell emanating from the urinals made the new recruits and their two leaders suffer terribly!

They began to miss the days when they could enjoy air conditioning in their dorm rooms.

I only realized now how wonderful it is to fold blankets in the dorm!

So now, all they want to do is fold their blankets quickly and leave this hellish place as soon as possible.

But no matter how many times they folded it, Wu Hanfeng rejected them again and again, and kept making them fold it!

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