I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

"Who's smoking in there!"

He Dong and Li Pengfei arrived at the toilet door and pushed it in abruptly.

The sound came in before the person even went inside!

"Um???"

The sound and commotion immediately drew everyone's attention to the doorway.

Then, the scene fell into a deathly silence once again.

Li Cuicui and Zhao Yuanchao, one holding a cigarette in her hand, the other with one in her mouth.

The other nine recruits lay on their beds, their buttocks sticking out, turning their heads to look at He Dong and Li Pengfei.

Meanwhile, He Dong and Li Pengfei, the two police officers in their uniforms, stared wide-eyed and gaped.

No one expected that there would be such a scene in the toilet!

The new recruits are lying here folding their blankets.

One of the two inside, an old soldier who looked a lot like the regimental commander, was smoking, but he didn't have any military rank on him.

Then there was another person who was older than the regimental commander. Who was that person? Wasn't he Zhao Yuanchao, the division commander who had inspected their guerrilla unit three months ago?

What the hell is going on?

crossed?

Why are the regimental commander and division commander in the first recruit company?

Why didn't they receive any news?

Just then, their walkie-talkie crackled to life the voice of their team leader, Liu Zhigang.

"Attention all groups, I forgot to inform you."

"Today, leaders from the division headquarters, including the division commander, came to the regiment to stay and work at the company level."

"You must avoid the military police of their company."

"Especially the first recruit company, where the division commander and regimental commander are currently stationed."

"There are also several other veteran companies, namely..."

Liu Zhigang's voice continued.

But He Dong and Li Pengfei could no longer hear clearly.

They just felt a ringing in their ears.

The new recruits in the first platoon all looked at the two of them with pity.

What terrible things have these two done?!

Why is it always them who are unlucky?

They had all heard about what happened to Brother Feng in the cooking squad.

They were the two who fell.

In addition, when Wu Hanfeng messed with them before, these two were the most unlucky and had to come over in person to apologize.

Now, division commanders and regimental commanders come to their class to stay and observe.

What a coincidence! Go ahead and investigate if you want.

What are you doing here in the recruit training company again?

After going through so much, don't you understand that if you disciplinary officers get close to our Brother Feng, you're bound to be in trouble?

Wu Hanfeng, however, was the first to react, turning his head and pointing directly at Li Cuicui and Zhao Yuanchao:

"It was those two smoking, it has nothing to do with me!"

Li Cuicui: "???"

Zhao Yuanchao: "???"

He Dong and Li Pengfei: "!!!"

Zhao Yihang and the other nine recruits all raised their hands, saying, "We didn't smoke either!"

Li Cuicui and Zhao Yuanchao looked at each other, then at the cigarettes in their hands.

He meows!

I've been sold!

He Dong and Li Pengfei are on the verge of a breakdown!

I wish I could just chop off my own legs!

Damn it!

They'll run to wherever there's a pitfall!

Why did they come all this way?

He Dong looked at this familiar place.

It was this same toilet a month ago.

This marked the darkest moment of his military career!

They originally thought that now that Wu Hanfeng had become their ally, they no longer needed to be afraid.

Unexpectedly, a month later, in the same place, two even larger Buddha statues appeared!

Moreover, this time they were caught red-handed, unlike Wu Hanfeng before, who was caught without even lighting his cigarette.

It could even be said that a group of new recruits folding their blankets here is itself a violation of discipline!

The question now is: to correct it, or not to correct it?!

Seeing the two men standing there in a daze, Wu Hanfeng called out, "He Dong, Squad Leader Li, what are you two standing there for?"

"The two of them were smoking in the toilet during their break, which violated the rules."

"Fire them!"

He Dong and Li Pengfei: "..."

The two of them almost cried when they saw Wu Hanfeng's righteous expression!

Brother Feng, please, please stop harming us!

That's a regimental commander, a division commander!

The group leader let it go; it's not like we haven't tried to argue with them before.

But even if we had ten lives, we wouldn't dare to correct the commander!

Li Cuicui and Zhao Yuanchao were also numb.

Then he looked at Wu Hanfeng with a resentful expression.

"Didn't you give us these cigarettes to smoke?"

Li Cuicui questioned through gritted teeth.

Wu Hanfeng shrugged: "The cigarettes are mine, but I didn't say you could smoke them."

Li Cuicui: "If you don't let us smoke, why are you giving it to us?"

Wu Hanfeng: "Hmm~~ I smoke a lot, just doing this for fun."

Li Cuicui: "..."

Li Cuicui's chest heaved, and she was about to burst into tears.

Fortunately, Zhao Yuanchao spoke up.

"Report! We have violated discipline!"

"I am willing to accept the punishment!"

He Dong and Li Pengfei were stunned again.

Are you willing to accept punishment?

My dear teacher, we dare to punish you!

If the captain finds out we've wronged you, we'll probably be skinned alive!

The two could only look to Wu Hanfeng for help, repeatedly winking and gesturing at him: Help me! Help me!

To everyone's surprise, Wu Hanfeng said, "You guys aren't resting at midday, and you're here rummaging through the toilets, isn't it because you don't have enough quota and you're in a hurry to finish your task?"

"Look! These two big fish are worth ten of your quotas!"

"Have I been good enough to you?"

He Dong and Li Pengfei were both on the verge of tears.

hello sister!

Do you think we're like you, fearless and invincible?

But Wu Hanfeng didn't care at all.

In his mind, it doesn't matter who you are or what your teachers are.

So he pointed directly at Zhao Yuanchao and said to the two of them, "Hey, Zhao Yuanchao, he's one of the new guys in our class, but his official position isn't listed here. Just fill in his previous job title."

"And the other one, you all know him too, our commander, he led the way in violating the rules, so his crime is even more serious!"

Li Cuicui: "???"

Seeing that the two hadn't moved, Wu Hanfeng, exasperated, snatched their notebooks away.

"Honestly, with that little guts, what kind of inspector are they!"

"Come on, let me help you!"

After saying that, Wu Hanfeng quickly wrote down the names of the two people and the reasons for their violation of discipline.

Finally, looking at Li Cuicui and Zhao Yuanchao, he said, "You two have violated discipline and been caught by the disciplinary committee. Remember to write a thousand-word self-criticism when you get back and give it to me before you go to bed tonight."

Li Cuicui: "..."

Zhao Yuanchao: "..."

Even if Zhao Yuanchao had a high level of awareness, he still felt an urge to go up and beat Wu Hanfeng up.

Damn it!

You are our class monitor now, not a discipline officer.

Why are you so concerned about this bird?

What kind of squad leader would betray his own soldiers?

Wu Hanfeng handed the notebook back to the two of them.

But the two were still too scared to accept it.

Wu Hanfeng frowned: "What?"

"Here you go! Are you still short of the quota?"

"Alright! Then I'll help them to the end."

Wu Hanfeng pointed at Zhao Yihang, Qian Kun, and the others, "These nine of them, instead of taking a nap at noon, came here to fold blankets, violating the rules. Oh, right! And those two inside, besides smoking, they're also folding blankets here."

"Eleven people, a total of 13 violations!"

"Is this enough to meet the target?"

He Dong and Li Pengfei looked at the people in the restroom and the mattresses and blankets on the floor, their minds filled with questions.

Since they came in, apart from those first two sentences, they were so frightened that they haven't said another word.

Then, you got thirteen violations?

As soon as Wu Hanfeng said this, Zhao Yihang, Qian Kun and other new recruits were unhappy!

"Squad leader, how could you do this? Didn't you send us here?"

"Yes! If we're talking about responsibility, you bear the greatest responsibility!"

Wu Hanfeng was taken aback, and after a moment, he nodded emphatically.

"You're right."

"I was indeed the one who started this, and I was wrong!"

With that, Wu Hanfeng looked at He Dong and Li Pengfei and said, "Then let's do it this way, and add me too."

"A total of 14 violations!"

He Dong and Li Pengfei: "???"

Damn, when you get ruthless, you even hurt yourself!

……

I recommend a book to a friend: "Damn it! Sleeping on guard duty, the commander draped a coat over me."

That's hilarious!