I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

But as everyone was shouting, Chen Zhiyuan wanted to go up and kick Wu Hanfeng a couple of times to cool him down.

But at some point, Wu Hanfeng's foot suddenly hooked onto Chen Zhiyuan's foot.

Before Chen Zhiyuan could react, Wu Hanfeng applied slight force.

Chen Zhiyuan lost his balance and fell backward, landing hard on the lawn.

This scene is too bizarre.

No one even saw when Wu Hanfeng hooked Chen Zhiyuan's foot.

The sounds from outside the arena suddenly stopped, and everyone stared wide-eyed.

What happened?

How did the company commander also fall?

How did Brother Feng manage to stick his foot over there?

Was it an unexpected coincidence or premeditated?

"No way! Old Wu, why the hell did you stick your foot out like that?"

Chen Zhiyuan said in astonishment.

Wu Hanfeng chuckled sheepishly and said, "This is purely a coincidence! I was in pain just now, so my legs were kicking wildly. I never expected this."

"But Old Chen, you didn't deliberately let me win so you would fall, did you?"

"Hehe, you're so nice."

Chen Zhiyuan: "..."

I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget!

I'm furious right now.

I feel like kicking you!

"Get up! Continue!"

Chen Zhiyuan was too lazy to waste words with Wu Hanfeng, so he got up and took two steps back.

After Wu Hanfeng got up, Chen Zhiyuan didn't want to waste any more time.

Let's beat this guy up first to satisfy our cravings.

Chen Zhiyuan then unleashed a series of punches.

The shadows of fists were already flying.

But what...

A bizarre scene unfolded.

Wu Hanfeng screamed and dodged left and right, up and down like a fool, almost knocking himself down again, looking quite disheveled.

For some reason, Chen Zhiyuan's fist didn't even touch Wu Hanfeng's clothes, let alone hit him.

Then, Wu Hanfeng's screams rang out repeatedly on the field.

"Damn it! Old Chen, slow down! I'm about to die!"

"Old Chen, are you trying to murder me?! You almost hit my eye!"

"Old Chen, you're going too fast! Ouch, I've hurt my back!"

Chen Zhiyuan felt completely numb.

But it's unclear whether Wu Hanfeng cleverly dodged it by stepping in dog poop, or whether this guy could actually see the direction of his attack.

Every time, I missed hitting him by just a hair's breadth.

But in the end, Wu Hanfeng was like an eel, slipping away the moment Wu Hanfeng's fist touched him.

He got nowhere.

Finally, he was panting like a dog, exhausted, and at first glance, his record was still zero!

Go to hell!

What's the point of fighting now?!

Just as Chen Zhiyuan was wondering whether he should stop and catch his breath, he saw Wu Hanfeng reveal an opening.

"The opportunity has arrived!"

Chen Zhiyuan's eyes lit up, and he lunged forward, throwing a punch at Wu Hanfeng's left chest.

If that punch had landed, Wu Hanfeng would have been in so much pain he would have cried out for his mother.

But at that moment, Wu Hanfeng crossed his legs and suddenly tripped to the side.

His hands flailed wildly in the air, then touched Chen Zhiyuan's arm as he swung it at him, as if he had grasped a lifeline.

He grabbed it in one swift motion.

Then, following the downward trend, pull hard.

Chen Zhiyuan immediately lost his balance and fell down.

But this time, it was Wu Hanfeng who fell to the ground first.

Wu Hanfeng fell backward, but his knees suddenly buckled.

When Chen Zhiyuan lost his balance and fell down, there was absolutely no point of support.

then……

boom!

Chen Zhiyuan's stomach slammed hard into Wu Hanfeng's knee.

"Hmm~~~"

Chen Zhiyuan let out a low groan.

Then, clutching her stomach, she rolled over and lay down next to Wu Hanfeng.

"Holy crap!"

"Old Wu, are you doing this on purpose?!"

"You're despicable! You're shameless!"

People outside the venue were also stunned.

Looking at the two people lying there, my mind was full of question marks.

Is this supposed to be a fighting competition?

It looks like a comedy performance no matter how you look at it!

Could this be another accident?

What a coincidence!

The company commander is really unlucky!

Seeing Chen Zhiyuan in pain, Wu Hanfeng was so frightened that he quickly got up.

He kept climbing and shouting, "I'm so sorry, Lao Chen, I didn't mean to!"

"That was a conditioned reflex! You know, when people fall, they instinctively want to grab onto something."

"As for my knees, it's simply because I fell down and didn't have time to pull them back up."

"Honestly, why did you have to run straight into my knee like that?"

As he spoke, Wu Hanfeng stepped forward, trying to help Chen Zhiyuan up.

But the next second...

"Ah~~~"

Chen Zhiyuan let out a wail like a pig.

Wu Hanfeng was shocked and quickly bent down, saying anxiously, "Old Chen, what's wrong? Don't scare me!"

"I'm a coward."

"The baby is scared."

"Feet! Feet! Feet!"

Chen Zhiyuan grimaced and cried out in pain.

Wu Hanfeng turned to look at Chen Zhiyuan's feet. "What happened to your foot? Is it broken? Cracked? Or injured?"

Chen Zhiyuan was going crazy. Enduring the pain, he mustered all his strength and roared at Wu Hanfeng, "Your foot is stepping on my hand!"

"what?"

Wu Hanfeng then realized what was happening, looked down, and discovered that his combat boots had actually pressed Chen Zhiyuan's entire hand into the soft grass and soil.

"Wow!"

"You should have said so earlier!"

Why didn't you say so sooner?

"You should have said so sooner!"

"Why are you so honest!"

Chen Zhiyuan: "..."

After saying that, Wu Hanfeng stood up in a panic.

"Ouch, my head is spinning!"

Then, like a delicate young girl, Wu Hanfeng spun around a little, covered her forehead with her hand, and fell to the ground.

boom!

Immediately afterwards, his buttocks landed squarely on Chen Zhiyuan's face.

puff!

A loud fart exploded throughout the entire venue.

Chen Zhiyuan, whose eyes were only visible from under Wu Hanfeng's buttocks, suddenly widened his pupils, revealing thick, bloodshot veins...