I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Chapter 239: The Collapsed Company Commander

Chen Zhiyuan was on the verge of a breakdown.

After being slapped countless times by Wu Hanfeng, his face became so numb and painful that it no longer felt like his own.

Although these slaps didn't cause any major damage, they still hurt a lot!

"Company commander, your reaction time is still too slow. Look, I've hit you again."

While continuing to play, Wu Hanfeng couldn't resist teasing him, saying, "Speed ​​up a bit!"

"I really didn't want to hit you! It's your own fault for being too slow, you can't blame me."

Off the field, Zhao Yihang and his three companions were already grinning from ear to ear.

"Damn! Just hearing that crisp slap makes me want to cry! Brother Feng is ruthless!"

"Brother Feng is making a fool of the company commander. After this, I guarantee the company commander will never want to stand in the ring with Brother Feng again!"

"The company commander is so pitiful."

The other veterans, witnessing this scene, gasped in shock, their eyelids twitching uncontrollably, unable to bear the sight.

"Compared to the company commander, the methods the squad leader used to use to deal with us were relatively mild."

"Exactly! Even before the squad leader could fight, he was already causing so much trouble. Now that he can, he's even more lawless!"

On the field, Wang Tao looked like a helpless child, his mouth agape, wanting to step forward and stop them, but before he could even reach out, the two immediately changed direction.

He chased after them, wanting to stop them, but he didn't dare.

Wu Hanfeng then went mad, and even his instructor had a seizure.

It's not uncommon for referees to be mistakenly hit while on the field.

Even if you're right, you have nowhere to voice your opinion!

So he decisively moved a little further away from the two of them, and could only keep shouting in his heart, hoping that Chen Zhiyuan would find an opportunity to surrender and get to know him!

Stop being a punching bag!

Otherwise, we'd all turn into pig heads!

But Chen Zhiyuan knew all along.

The problem is that Wu Hanfeng is like a ghost; his speed of action is always a little faster than his speed of speaking!

"Grass!"

"Since you won't give me a chance to shout, I'll just collapse!"

"We've already lost twice; if we lose one more time, we've already lost!"

With this in mind, Chen Zhiyuan seized the opportunity.

Wu Hanfeng launched an attack, and Chen Zhiyuan took the opportunity to fall backward.

"Finally, I'm free."

Chen Zhiyuan's slightly swollen lips gave a relieved smile.

Wang Tao, who was standing nearby, immediately brightened up when he saw this.

"Holy crap! My chance has come!"

"It's finally going to end!"

Wang Tao stuffed the whistle into his mouth, his eyes fixed on Chen Zhiyuan's back.

They were just waiting for the moment Chen Zhiyuan's back touched the grass before blowing the whistle.

Save my poor partner!

but……

He and Chen Zhiyuan waited and waited, but found that their backs never touched the ground.

"What's going on? I didn't jump from the 100th floor, so why haven't I touched the grass for so long?"

He opened his eyes instinctively.

Then, he saw Wu Hanfeng right in front of him, with his arms around his shoulders and waist.

Then he used his knee to push against his back.

Their faces were almost touching.

That posture was incredibly suggestive.

The soldiers watching from the sidelines were stunned.

Some of the new recruits even unconsciously stuck out their tongues and licked their lips, seemingly lost in thought.

Wang Tao's mouth was slightly open, and the whistle slipped from his lips and fell onto the grass, but he was completely unaware of it.

"Company Commander, why can't you stand up straight? Did you skip breakfast? Here, let me help you."

Wu Hanfeng smiled slightly, his smile as gentle as a spring breeze.

But to Chen Zhiyuan, it looked like the devil was smiling at him.

Chen Zhiyuan almost cried on the spot.

They're making it impossible for people to live!

That bastard won't even let himself fall!

"Fine! If you won't let me fall, then I'll slap the grass!"

According to the rules, you lose if you slap the grass three times in a row.

So he suddenly broke free from Wu Hanfeng's grasp.

Then, taking advantage of this opportunity, he turned around, squatted down, and was about to pat the ground.

But as soon as he patted him, Wu Hanfeng grabbed his hand.

He could no longer move.

"Hey, platoon leader, the ground is dirty, don't touch it."

Chen Zhiyuan then switched to his other hand.

Wu Hanfeng caught him again.

"I told you the ground is dirty, why don't you listen, Company Commander?"

The soldiers watching from the sidelines were stunned.

"Is...is this a fight?"

"Why does it feel like a parent is disciplining a child?"

"The company commander is completely under Feng Ge's control; there's no way he can escape."

"Brother Feng is too ruthless, the company commander is so pitiful."

"The company commander is clearly pitiful, but why do I feel like laughing so much?"

Chen Zhiyuan tilted his head slightly, while Wu Hanfeng smiled at him affectionately and even winked at him.

Chen Zhiyuan completely broke down!

"Wu Hanfeng!!! What exactly do you want to do!!!"

Wu Hanfeng smiled faintly and said, "Company Commander, don't be angry."

"We're having a friendly exchange. What does that mean? It's not about determining who's better, but about finding each other's weaknesses so we can correct them."

"If you're so careless and make so many mistakes, you'll lose your life on the battlefield!"

"We've been brothers for seven years, how can I just stand by and watch someone make a mistake, right?"

Chen Zhiyuan stared blankly at Wu Hanfeng, unable to utter a single word.

"That's enough."

"Let's stop."

Lin Xiaohui walked over slowly.

Seeing Lin Xiaohui step forward, Wu Hanfeng could only chuckle awkwardly, release Chen Zhiyuan, and stand up straight.

"Old squad leader! You've arrived!"

When Chen Zhiyuan saw Lin Xiaohui, he almost knelt down and shouted "Long live the Emperor!"

"Sergeant, help!"

"This guy's trying to murder me!"

Lin Xiaohui: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Lin Xiaohui almost burst out laughing when she saw Chen Zhiyuan's pig-like face.

But she still kept a stern face and yelled at Wu Hanfeng, "You brat! We're all comrades-in-arms, why did you hit so hard?"

"Don't hit someone in the face. You've beaten him up like this, how can he lead troops? Give him some face."

Wu Hanfeng nodded repeatedly in apology: "Yes! The old squad leader is right to reprimand me! I will definitely pay attention next time!"

Chen Zhiyuan: "???"

next time?

You fucking want a next time?

Lin Xiaohui looked at Chen Zhiyuan and said with a smile, "Alright, you should be content."

"A few years ago, Xiao Wu wasn't good at fighting, and you took the opportunity to beat him up quite a few times during training. I remember once you almost broke his front tooth."

"Now that they're feeling better, and they didn't knock out two of your teeth, it's a testament to Xiao Wu's great kindness."

Wu Hanfeng snorted, "That's right! I'm a good person!"

Chen Zhiyuan stammered, "That...that time, I didn't do it on purpose..."

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