I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Wu Hanfeng was clearly a bit confused when he saw the police officer.

Like Zhao Yihang and Qian Kun, he also did not expect that the police would come to arrest people at this time!

He had been in the military for six years and three days, and he had heard his fair share of stories about the military police.

He even has quite a few stories with the military police.

But to my surprise, the military police were so dedicated that the whole regiment went on patrol before the reveille even sounded.

Moreover, they even came to the toilets of the recruit training camp to pick people up!

What the hell is this fetish?!

The police officer walked towards Wu Hanfeng, first taking out his ID and waving it in front of Wu Hanfeng.

Wu Hanfeng saw that the inspector was named He Dong.

His rank was Private First Class.

He obviously enlisted this spring.

That is, when I was discharged from the military, he had just enlisted.

No, are privates and juntas this brash these days?

Did he go to someone else's company alone to harass them?

"Hello, comrade."

"I will give you a brief report on your new recruit status, including your company and platoon."

Inspector He Dong said to Wu Hanfeng with a blank expression.

Wu Hanfeng removed the eyelid from his mouth and said with a smile, "Young comrade inspector, I..."

He Dong frowned. "Who are you calling 'little comrade'?"

"Call me the military police! Or a veteran!"

"How dare you! Didn't your squad leader teach you how to address veteran soldiers in the army?"

Wu Hanfeng was somewhat bewildered when he saw He Dong's rank of private.

The main reason is that he hasn't called people "veterans" in a long time.

Except for the first year of military service.

From then on, everyone called him a veteran.

Then, as a private, he simply couldn't bring himself to say it!

Seeing that Wu Hanfeng remained silent, the inspector continued to question him:

"You know that recruits aren't allowed to smoke during the three months of basic training?"

Wu Hanfeng nodded, "I know, I didn't smoke."

The inspector sneered, pointing at the cigarette in his hand, and said, "Didn't smoke it? Do you think I'm blind! What's this?"

"It's cigarettes."

"But you said you didn't smoke."

"It is a cigarette, but I didn't light it."

"..."

He Dong paused for a moment, clearly somewhat confused.

"But...but you put it in your mouth."

Wu Hanfeng laughed and said, "I put it in my mouth but don't smoke it, I just want to have a little fun."

"But you want to smoke."

"But I didn't smoke."

"It's time to smoke."

Wu Hanfeng: "I even wanted to kill you, but I didn't. Can you call me a murderer?"

He Dong: "You have a lighter in your other hand."

Wu Hanfeng: "Oh, this? This lighter is for lighting mosquito coils. You know how it is, there are a lot of mosquitoes in the toilet in the summer."

"Where's the mosquito coil?"

"I forgot to take it."

"..."

The inspector took a deep breath, struggling to suppress his anger: "Do you think you're being funny?"

Wu Hanfeng chuckled modestly: "Just a little bit, it's mainly about temperament."

He Dong: "..."

Zhao Yihang and Qian Kun, standing to the side, remained silent.

They were eager to know just how thick-skinned Wu Hanfeng was to be able to say those words so calmly and naturally.

He Dong said, "Even if you didn't smoke, it's still a violation for a recruit to have a cigarette in their hand!"

"Oh?"

Wu Hanfeng looked at He Dong, who felt a little guilty under his gaze.

Wu Hanfeng said meaningfully, "Alright, I'll believe you for now, but these cigarettes aren't mine."

He Dong frowned: "Not yours? Then how did it end up in your hands?"

Wu Hanfeng said, "I just came to the restroom and saw a pack of cigarettes on the floor, so I picked it up."

"Hahaha……"

He Dong couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Rookie, do you think I'm a three-year-old?"

"If you said you found money in the toilet, maybe I would believe you."

Finding cigarettes in the toilet? You're dreaming!

Wu Hanfeng: "You don't believe me?"

He Dong snorted, "Of course I don't believe it."

Wu Hanfeng: "Okay, I'll prove it to you."

After saying that, Wu Hanfeng threw the cigarette on the ground.

Then he bent down, picked it up, and held it up in front of He Dong, saying, "Look, I found it."

He Dong: "..."

Zhao Yihang and Qian Kun: "???"

All three of them stared at Wu Hanfeng with their mouths slightly agape.

Talent!

How could someone come up with something like that!

Wu Hanfeng blinked his innocent eyes and smiled slightly: "Do you believe me now?"