I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 300: Bloodbath at the Military Building
"I...I..." Chen Mo stammered for a long time but couldn't come up with a coherent answer.
"Alright, no need to explain." Wu Hanfeng waved his hand.
"The office is a complete mess, with people playing cards and eating sunflower seeds. If you want to play, this is break time; you can go back to your dorms. Why are you in the office?"
"What kind of bad habits have you developed! If we don't teach you a lesson today, will you be running around playing cards in the government office hall from now on? Two thousand words of self-criticism each, due tomorrow morning! He Dong, write this down."
"Yes." He Dong picked up his notebook and began to write furiously.
Several people looked at He Dong's notebook with concern.
"By the way, clean up these sunflower seed shells quickly. If I do a spot check in a couple of days and you're still like this, it won't be as simple as writing a self-criticism."
The three nodded in succession.
When did He Dong ever find himself speechless and nodding repeatedly when he saw the high and mighty Section Chief Chen?
He's been given so many surprises today that he's almost numb to it all.
Looking at Wu Hanfeng's imposing figure, he finally understood.
This isn't a routine inspection by his deputy squad leader; he's come to settle scores and seek justice.
The government leaders, who usually shouted slogans louder and were always the most righteous, all revealed their true colors in front of Wu Hanfeng's righteous words.
If you keep walking forward, you'll reach the office of Deputy Regiment Commander Shen Hong.
Shen Hong was the most disciplined person among all the workers in the group. Every time the group gathered, his eyes were like a scanner.
Anything with unbuttoned top buttons, irregular trouser hems, or a crooked hat could not escape his discerning eye.
Moreover, this person was known for his sharp tongue; he often verbally abused an old soldier so much that he turned red in the face and couldn't lift his head for a week.
Therefore, the whole regiment was most worried about him inspecting military uniforms.
He Dong had breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the deputy commander, who was strict with others, must be even stricter with himself.
When he saw the scene inside the house, he was completely dumbfounded.
Inside the room, Shen Hong was barefoot, with his trouser leg rolled up to his knee. He held a peach shortbread in his other hand, and crumbs of the shortbread covered his mouth and chest.
Especially his bare foot, with a hole in his big toe, which was sticking out and getting blown around.
When I entered the room, he was discussing tea canisters with the head of the logistics department.
This scene was incredibly exciting.
Upon seeing the two men's silver helmets, Shen Hong hurriedly stood up, but accidentally crushed the peach shortbread.
The crumbs fell into the shoe on the ground.
He didn't have time to worry about that anymore; he just gritted his teeth and put on his shoes.
The more anxious he became, the more mistakes he made. He could feel the gazes of the two military inspectors, and his face flushed red with shame, turning as red as a pig's liver.
"Oh, Deputy Commander Shen, so relaxed." Wu Hanfeng tried hard to suppress a laugh and gave the other person a serious salute.
"These two leaders are really dedicated! Are they discussing logistical support work so late at night?"
"I...I was just worried that everyone wasn't getting enough nutrition, so I talked to the logistics team about improving the meals next week," Shen Hong could only explain awkwardly.
He raised his voice and asked, "Why are you interfering with me now?"
"Look at what you're saying, how could I dare to interfere with you?" Wu Hanfeng shrugged and took out the prepared document for the garrison from his pocket.
"Hey, isn't this just following the rules? You're surely familiar with this too."
Upon hearing this, Shen Hong's face darkened even more.
"Your appearance today is sloppy, and you're also eating snacks in the office. For an ordinary person, wouldn't these two things warrant a reprimand?"
Wu Hanfeng looked at his hesitant expression and his clenched fists.
"You're a leader, so you definitely want to set a good example for everyone, that way you'll be more convincing in the future, right?"
Wu Hanfeng's words were a huge compliment to Shen Hong.
His lips twitched twice as he stared intently at the documents in Wu Hanfeng's hand.
Finally, he sighed helplessly, "Fine, you win, kid."
He said irritably, "Sure, how many words do you want me to write in my self-criticism?"
"You're a deputy regimental commander, so the standards definitely need to be higher," Wu Hanfeng said seriously. "Four thousand words, due tomorrow. Also, those socks of yours..."
"Make up for it later. If I see it again next time, it won't be as simple as just writing a self-criticism."
Shen Hong's face turned green instantly.
A deputy regimental commander in his forties was reminded by a young sergeant that his socks had holes.
He felt he couldn't even save face in front of Wu Hanfeng.
Wu Hanfeng tossed a parking ticket and walked away nonchalantly, leaving the two people inside furious.
After hesitating for a while, the logistics director finally said, "Deputy Regiment Commander Shen, I have some new socks. I'll get you two pairs when I get back."
"roll!"
Wu Hanfeng and the others could still hear an angry roar coming from Shen Hong's office in the corridor.
He Dong shuddered. "Deputy squad leader, it feels like we've offended quite a few people."
"This isn't about offending them," Wu Hanfeng said calmly. "It's about making these people, who are used to being comfortable, constantly aware of the potential for trouble. After all, the military police in the garrison area are definitely not as considerate as the two of us."
is it?
He Dong remained skeptical of Wu Hanfeng's statement about showing consideration for others.
At the end of the corridor was Chief of Staff Xu Feng's office.
Xu Feng was a notoriously tough chief of staff, who was more ruthless than anyone else when it came to training.
He was also a very approachable person, and during tactical assessments, he lay in the mud with the new recruits.
He's a good person; he endured hardship alongside everyone else.
But everyone was afraid of him, and no one had ever seen a smile on his face.
When Wu Hanfeng pushed open the door, Xu Feng was hunched over the table, writing furiously, holding a notebook for tactical research, and frowning as he studied it.
There was just a plate of braised beef that didn't quite fit the scene.
"Chief of Staff Xu, are you busy?" Wu Hafeng walked over and looked at the half plate of braised beef next to him.
"Does studying tactics require a side dish of braised beef as part of 'combat rations'? Or does this stuff actually stimulate thinking?"
Xu Feng looked somewhat embarrassed and awkwardly tried to put away the plate of beef.
He immediately closed the notebook he had only half-written, afraid that Wu Hanfeng would see the recipe for braised beef that he had written on it.
He had originally planned to research an improved version of the braised beef recipe and have the cooking team try it out another day.
Wu Hanfeng immediately noticed the following: 30g light soy sauce, star anise...
But he didn't expose it.
"I was just tired from training, so I was taking a break," Xu Feng said.
"It's lunch break now, so relaxing is fine, but according to the rules, eating is not allowed in the office." Wu Hanfeng glanced at the plate of braised beef.
"Your sleeves are rolled up so high; your military bearing is not up to standard."
Xu Feng's face was becoming increasingly pale.
"Submit a two-thousand-word self-criticism to me tomorrow."
Being forced to do a physical inspection by a sergeant was unheard of, but he had no choice but to accept it.
"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about the recipe," Wu Hanfeng said in a low voice, leaning down.
Xu Feng: "......."
You did that on purpose, you saw it yourself!
The two men emerged from the chief of staff's office, and the corridor fell silent.
Both doors were closed, giving the illusion that it was so quiet that only the two of them remained.
It seems that news of their inspection has already spread, and the others have already hidden the contraband. They are now waiting in the house, as if facing a formidable enemy, for Wu Hanfeng's random visit.
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