I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 302: All the leaders of the entire organization came to deliver the inspection report?
Chen Zhiyuan paused for a moment before walking over and patting Wu Hanfeng on the shoulder meaningfully: "Old Wu, it has to be you. You've done a really good job."
"Looks like I underestimated you before. I knew you were capable of causing trouble, but most of your actions were unintentional. Even when you were in the military police, you only managed to dismantle a few regimental leaders. Now, I never imagined that once you put on the uniform of the military police, you'd completely wipe out the entire headquarters!"
"Let's see who dares to mess with you again."
"Why would anyone bother me? I'm just following the rules." Wu Hanfeng shrugged.
"When will this cycle of revenge end? I started by criticizing the leaders to make an example of them and let everyone take it seriously."
Chen Zhiyuan snorted coldly: "You better think that way."
Wu Hanfeng smiled and dumped all the spoils he had plundered that day onto the table: "These are all contraband items we collected today. Everyone, share them."
"There's also braised beef! Who is it that's eating so well?" Zhou Haibo's eyes lit up when he saw the beef. He quickly grabbed a piece and stuffed it into his mouth, nodding as he ate.
"The chief of staff is a master chef," Wu Hanfeng said with a smile.
"I never imagined that one day I would actually be eating the Chief of Staff's private stash."
"Old Wu, why don't you take a stroll around the government building whenever you have free time? Their snacks are amazing!"
Zhou Haibo nudged Wu Hanfeng with his elbow and winked at him.
Wu Hanfeng immediately slapped his hand away: "Get out! I'm here to enforce the law, do you think I'm a robber?"
Chen Zhiyuan was happily munching on a chicken wing when he suddenly spoke up, "Old Wu, you're not going to check every single one of them from now on, are you?"
The room fell silent instantly upon hearing this.
Liu Yang stared at him with wide eyes, a half-eaten braised peanut still dangling from his mouth.
Zhou Haibo's beef was also at his mouth, and everyone stared wide-eyed at Wu Hanfeng.
The other recruits hurriedly began to tidy up their clothes.
Everyone was so busy watching the drama that they completely forgot Wu Hanfeng is a military police officer. He can discipline them whenever he wants while wearing that uniform.
Wu Hanfeng raised an eyebrow and casually glanced at the sunflower seed shells, the playing cards on the table, and the group of people dressed in disheveled clothes.
Everyone panicked.
Wu Hanfeng slowly began, "That's hard to say."
"After all, our Third Company should set an example."
"If I were to conduct a spot check someday and there were still instances of soldiers being poorly dressed or playing cards in groups, then... well..."
"No, no, no!" Chen Zhiyuan shouted.
"We'll clean it up right now! Just pretend you didn't see anything!"
"What brand? Our Third Company will disappear from now on. Everyone must abide by the law."
The others also hurriedly tidied up in a panic.
Zhou Haibo nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, yes! We are all good soldiers, especially the military police in our Third Company, so of course we have to set a good example."
"Old Wu, don't worry, we definitely won't cause me any trouble." Zhou Haibo added with a fawning expression, "And you don't need to give our Third Company any special treatment."
Seeing the chaotic scene, Wu Hanfeng couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Seeing his wicked grin, Chen Zhiyuan immediately felt like he'd been tricked.
"Wu Hanfeng! Are you kidding us?!"
He threw the half chicken wing in his hand at Wu Hanfeng, who quickly dodged it.
He turned to He Dong behind him and said, "Write this down: ambush the military police."
He Dong looked at this guy and then at Wu Hanfeng. Just as he was about to take out his money, Chen Zhiyuan slid in and knelt down.
With one hand holding Wu Hanfeng's thigh, and the other hand firmly pressing down on He Dong's hand that was about to take out his money.
"See, I was just joking with you, why did you take it seriously?"
"Then what about your sneak attack on me? You were just about to sneak attack the military police in a fit of rage, weren't you?" Wu Hanfeng's lips curled up.
Chen Zhiyuan was secretly angry. How could he have been tricked like that!
That kid is definitely up to no good.
"Then what do you suggest we do?" he said irritably.
"Sure, I think I've accumulated a few more pairs of those socks."
In an instant, the memory of washing Wu Hanfeng's socks earlier quickly flooded into my mind.
The image of almost being knocked unconscious by the poisonous gas is still vivid in my mind.
He gritted his teeth and said, "Fine, they're just smelly socks. It's not like they haven't been washed."
"Let the waves wash!"
Zhou Haibo: "???"
........
The next day.
Wu Hanfeng led five members of the special operations squad on a 10-kilometer weighted run early in the morning.
Chen Zhiyuan led the rest of the Third Company in 400-meter obstacle course training at the camp.
During the break, a group of people sat under a tree and fanned themselves with their hats.
Suddenly, Liu Yang spotted someone walking towards them: "Look, someone's coming over there. Doesn't that look like... Zhang Blackface?"
"What? A dark-faced guy?"
"Holy crap, it really is!"
A group of people stood up and looked ahead.
For once, Zhang Heilian didn't stand tall and proud; instead, he looked around nervously.
It wasn't until he got closer that everyone noticed he was holding a stack of papers in his hand.
Chen Zhiyuan immediately understood what was going on.
He saluted Zhang Yue, "Section Chief Zhang, is there something you need?"
Zhang Yue silently hid the inspection report behind his back, looked up and glanced around, then said with a serious expression, "Isn't Wu Hanfeng here?"
"He took his special forces platoon to training," Chen Zhiyuan said. "If you're in a hurry, you can wait a little while; he should be back in about ten minutes."
Zhang Yue looked around, somewhat troubled.
But he didn't want these people to pass it on to Wu Hanfeng; he couldn't bear the shame of that.
"Okay, I'll wait for him for a while."
A group of soldiers whispered among themselves: "They're definitely here for inspection."
"Wow, did you see that dark expression on his face? I've never seen him embarrassed before."
"Haha, it seems like he's not tough on us anymore."
A moment later, another figure walked this way.
"Look, another one is coming."
"Oh, Chief Chen from the propaganda section is here too."
"This is going to be interesting."
Chen Mo spotted Zhang Yue immediately. The two exchanged a glance and both saw embarrassment on each other's faces.
"You're here too," Chen Mo said awkwardly.
"You were rescued too?" Zhang Yue's eyes widened.
Chen Mo shook the examination report in his hand, sighed, looked around again, and asked Chen Zhiyuan:
Where is Wu Hanfeng?
"Reporting to Section Chief Chen, Squad Leader Wu has taken the special operations squad to training. They should be back in about ten minutes. You can wait a little while."
Chen Mo felt a little embarrassed.
He had always been seen as a role model by his soldiers, but now that image was shattered and so many people were watching, he felt like he was being pricked by thorns.
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