I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Seeing that no one spoke, Lele tilted her head and asked again, "Uncle, can we go home a little later?"

"I want to play with those uncles for a while longer. They bought me ice cream and played shooting games with me, it was so much fun."

As he spoke, he raised the blue toy gun in his hand, pulled the trigger with a "snap," and the gun made a "biubiu" sound and flashed red.

Old Chen stared at the gleaming plastic gun, his lips twitching.

He suddenly had a bad feeling.

Before he could even react, Lele had already turned around and run back.

He first ran to Zhao Yihang's side, stuffed the small pistol in his hand back into his pocket, and then reached for the black toy sniper rifle in Wu Hanfeng's hand.

"Uncle, this big gun was also bought for me by Uncle Zhao. Now I want it, can I have it?"

Wu Hanfeng was both amused and exasperated, and casually handed him the toy sniper rifle.

Lele, clutching the sniper rifle that was half her height, stumbled back to the police, slammed the rifle on the ground, and puffed out her little chest:

"Let's go! I'll go home with you!"

"Look at this gun! It's amazing, it can shoot really far! Biubiubiu!"

The little guy enthusiastically demonstrated to the police officers that when they pulled the trigger, the gun made a clicking sound simulating being chambered, and the soft bullet "popped" out, landing at Old Chen's feet, bouncing twice, and rolling to the side.

The scene was deathly silent.

All eyes were on the plastic toy gun, then on the soft bullets on the ground, and then on the excited child.

The air was so quiet you could hear someone breathing.

The SWAT officers' hands, which were holding shields, froze. They looked at each other, their expressions shifting from tense and serious to bewildered, and finally revealing deep embarrassment.

So... it's a toy gun?

So, the "long gun with a scope" that the sniper mentioned earlier, is this the thing?

The binoculars in Li Jianguo's hand fell down with a "thud," and the expression on his face was as if he had swallowed a fly—it was quite a sight.

Wang Rui was also stunned and remained silent for a long time.

After all that fuss, it turns out it was all a misunderstanding involving toy guns and snipers.

Qian Kun got out of the car at this moment, scratched his head, walked to the front, and looked at the police all over the street with a puzzled expression:

"Officer, what's going on? We just found a lost child on the street and called 110 to ask you to come and pick him up, why are there so many people here?"

"Are police response times this efficient now? They even have SWAT teams and snipers? This is taking it way too seriously; it's making us a little embarrassed."

The police officers and armed police present twitched at the corners of their mouths after hearing this.

attach great importance to?

What a load of rubbish!

We're here to arrest armed kidnappers!

Who knew it was you guys who picked up kids!

Li Jianguo walked over with a dark face, followed by Wang Rui and several other members of the armed police special forces.

He first glanced at Lele, who was holding a toy gun, then at Wu Hanfeng and the others, before finally fixing his gaze on the camouflage off-road vehicle with its front end badly damaged.

"Wait a minute." Wang Rui stepped forward, pointing at the SUV. "What happened to this car? A military Cheetah, the front is wrecked like this. You said you picked up a child, where did you get this car?"

The sniper's report about "robbing a military vehicle" was absolutely true.

Even if the child was a misunderstanding, surely the car shouldn't be a misunderstanding too?

Upon hearing this, Qian Kun replied matter-of-factly, "This is our regimental commander's car. We are all soldiers from the city-based military unit. We were out on business over the weekend when we had a minor collision with another car. We haven't had time to fix it yet."

"Soldiers from the military?" Li Jianguo and Wang Rui exchanged a glance, both somewhat incredulous.

How can a soldier act like a kidnapper and cause such a huge blunder?

"Where are your documents? Show them to me," Wang Rui said in a deep voice.

"Oh, the documents? Yes, I have them."

Zhao Yihang and Qian Kun casually pulled out their soldier ID cards from their pockets and handed them forward.

Wang Rui took it, opened it, and saw that the stamp, photo, number, and name were all complete, and the anti-counterfeiting marks matched. It was definitely a genuine active-duty military ID.

He looked up at Wu Hanfeng and He Dong again.

Wu Hanfeng also took out his sergeant's certificate and handed it over, and He Dong followed suit by taking out his certificate as well.

All four certificates are genuine.

The four young men were all active-duty soldiers.

Wang Rui: "..."

Li Jianguo: "..."

The expressions on the faces of the special police, armed police, and regular police officers around them were truly fascinating.

They were initially thought to be vicious armed robbers, but they turned out to be four brave army soldiers.

What was initially thought to be a pitiful hostage turned out to be a little tyrant being treated to good food and drink and having so much fun that he didn't want to go home.

I initially thought it was a stolen military vehicle, but it turned out to be the regimental commander's private car, even though it was badly damaged.

So all that trouble, closing half a street, deploying special police, armed police, and snipers, turned out to be a huge blunder?

Everyone was so embarrassed they wanted to dig their toes into the ground and disappear.

Li Jianguo's face turned red. He coughed twice and was about to apologize when he suddenly remembered something, and his face darkened.

That's not right.

How could a simple child search be misheard by the operator as "armed kidnapping"?

The operator must have misheard!

He angrily pulled out his phone, dialed the command center, and immediately launched into a tirade as soon as the call connected:

"Kobayashi! What have you done?! What?! Armed kidnapping and robbing of a military vehicle?!"

"He's a soldier who bravely rescued a child!"

"What are you hearing? You've made such a huge blunder!"

On the other end of the phone, Xiao Lin was almost in tears, feeling wronged: "Captain Li, I didn't mishear! He really did say 'we kidnapped a child,' and 'give me the gun!' I have a recording! I'll send it to you right now!"

Within two minutes, Li Jianguo's phone received an audio message.

He opened the app with a dark expression and pressed play.

The scene was quiet, and everyone was listening intently.

Soon, the sound of a child crying came through the phone, followed by Qian Kun's loud voice with a slight accent:

"Hello! Police? I've kidnapped a child!"

"Yes, yes, yes! The child is in my hands! You need to contact the child's parents immediately; he says his name is Liu Lele!"

"Hurry up, I don't have the patience or time to wait!"

"It's better for everyone to act quickly. You don't want their parents to never see their children again, do you?"

The scene was interspersed with the deafening cries of children, making it seem particularly tragic.

A few seconds later, Qian Kun's impatient roar rang out again:

"Damn it! Hurry up, you idiot! I can't take it anymore, give me the gun!"

The recording has finished playing.

The scene fell into deathly silence again.

All eyes immediately turned to Qian Kun.

Wu Hanfeng, Zhao Yihang, and He Dong looked at Qian Kun as if he were a fool: "You're a real genius!"

So all that fuss was about, and all the special police, armed police, and snipers were recruited because of this guy's accent?

"They kidnapped a child"?

"The child is in my hands"?

"Give me the gun?"

Anyone who heard that would think he was a kidnapper!

Qian Kun felt a little uneasy under their gaze, scratched his head, and looked completely innocent.

"Wha...what's wrong? Did I say something wrong?"

"I just adopted a kid, so what if my accent is a little strong?"

"I said time was tight because we have to be back at the team by six o'clock, otherwise we'll be punished. Of course I'm anxious."

"I said I was impatient because this kid was crying so hard, and I couldn't soothe him no matter how long I tried. I was at my wit's end."

"And the gun...isn't it this toy gun? I bought it to appease him, otherwise he'll keep crying, what can I do?"

The entire audience: "..."

On the rooftop, Lin Chen, who had just moved to the second sniper position, almost fell off the edge of the rooftop when he heard the truth coming from the walkie-talkie.

He lay on the ground, looking at the little kid in the distance holding a toy gun, and then thought about how he had been scared by a fifty-yuan toy gun and quickly moved to another spot. He felt so scared that he wanted to retire on the spot.