I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Li Cuicui felt a mix of sadness and warmth in her heart: "Good! Good boy! It wasn't for nothing that I spoiled him!"

"I knew it! This guy may be a bit of a scoundrel, but he's absolutely reliable when it matters! He dared to insult my soldiers, Li Cuicui's soldiers, and he even dared to insult me! They've gone too far!"

As Zhao Long wiped the tea and tea leaves off his face with a tissue, he glanced at him sideways and teased:

"Hey, who was it that just cursed someone's ancestors for eighteen generations? Saying they'd send someone to the logistics farm to feed pigs for three months, and that they'd teach them a lesson."

"What? It's only been a few minutes, and it's already become 'not a waste of time'?"

Li Cuicui blushed slightly, coughed a couple of times somewhat embarrassed, and stubbornly retorted, "How can that be the same? That's an internal conflict! They can argue all they want behind closed doors, but they can't tolerate outsiders bullying him!"

"Besides, he's upholding the honor of the regiment! It's a serious matter! Who are outsiders to criticize my soldiers?"

He grabbed his coat and draped it over his shoulders, saying, "Let's go! Old Zhao! We're going to the Armed Police detachment!"

"If we get there too late, that kid might cause a huge mess for the armed police detachment! We can't let him suffer, and we have to apologize to them too. We can't let this rascal really ruin our friendly relations!"

Zhao Long stood up with a smile, straightened his uniform, and followed him out: "I think you're just too protective of your own. You and Wu Hanfeng are practically cut from the same cloth."

"Nonsense! My soldiers, if I don't protect them, who will?"

The Cheetah SUV wobbled along the concrete road on the outskirts of the city.

The camouflage paint on the car was still covered in dust, and the front bumper was dangling halfway down, making a rustling sound like plastic sheeting being blown by the wind when it ran.

If it weren't for the worn-out military insignia still on the front of the vehicle, people would believe it had just been dragged out of the junkyard.

He Dong, gripping his seatbelt in the passenger seat, asked, "Squad leader, are we going to drive this thing?"

He glanced down at his crisp military police uniform, then looked up at the mangled front of the vehicle.

I always feel like I'm wearing a formal suit to a market, and something just doesn't feel right.

"So what if it's beat up?" Wu Hanfeng said, one hand on the steering wheel. "A beat-up car is what makes it an incognito trip, you know? If we drove a brand-new, gleaming car, they'd see us from way back. If we'd cleared everything out beforehand, what would be the point of us checking?"

"Besides, this is called tactical camouflage."

"Think about it, who would expect that a dignified military police would drive out in a beat-up, nearly falling-down car to enforce the law?"

"By the time they realized what was happening, we had already tracked them down to the bottom of the dormitory building."

He Dong's lips twitched, thinking to himself that the disguise was quite convincing, as convincing as if he were a car thief.

He swallowed hard, glanced ahead again, and could already see the silhouette of the guard tower of the Fierce Tiger Armed Police Detachment in the distance. His heart pounded with even more panic.

"Squad leader, are we really going in? That's the Fierce Tiger Detachment, over a thousand men, and we're just the two of us... What if they don't recognize our authority?"

"Don't you acknowledge it?" Wu Hanfeng scoffed, patting the badge on his chest. "The red stamp is clearly visible. The military police have the right to inspect the military appearance, discipline, and daily conduct of all military and police units within the entire military region."

"The People's Armed Police are also part of the military, so why can't they be investigated?"

"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing."

"We're going there for 'exchange and learning,' not to fight."

"If they're polite, we'll politely investigate; if they're not..."

Before he could finish speaking, a wicked smile crept onto his lips.

He Dong understood instantly.

You're welcome?

If you're not polite, then you'll just be walking right into the line of fire.

Our class monitor is best at using rules as a knife, specifically targeting areas where you're wrong.

If they really wanted to find fault, they could investigate from the sentry post to the mess hall, and even find fault with the hygiene standards of the pigsty.

As the car drew closer, the gate of the Fierce Tiger Armed Police Detachment gradually became clearer.

Two heavy, retractable iron gates were half-open, and two armed police officers stood upright in the guard post at the entrance. They wore olive-green uniforms, held batons in their hands, and scanned passing vehicles and pedestrians with sharp eyes.

This is the detachment's gate post, staffed by soldiers from a regular duty squadron. They stand guard and check documents every day, seeing countless vehicles.

There are all kinds of cars: official cars for leaders, trucks for logistics, and private cars for family members.

But the vehicle that drove over from afar today was truly beyond the comprehension of the two sentry posts.

Zhang, the sentry, spotted it first. At first, he thought it was a civilian pickup truck that had gone astray. He squinted and looked at it for a couple more seconds before realizing it was camouflage.

It's a military license plate.

"Hey, Li, look at that vehicle. It's an army vehicle, isn't it? Why is it so badly damaged?"

Xiao Li looked in the direction he was pointing and was also dumbfounded.

Then a dusty Cheetah SUV slowly moved toward us. Its front was smashed to pieces, the bumper was hanging halfway, the headlights were broken, and there was a huge bulge on the hood.

The vehicle was covered in mud, and even the license plate was half obscured, though you could vaguely make out that it was an army license plate with white background and red lettering.

"This...this is a car accident?" Xiao Li scratched his head. "Wait a minute, why would someone who's been in an accident come to our branch instead of a repair shop? To borrow tools?"

"That can't be," Xiao Zhang frowned. "Judging from the direction they're heading, they're coming straight for our gate. Could it be that someone from a neighboring unit ran into trouble during a mission and is coming to ask for help?"

As the two were whispering to each other, the car slowly drove to a stop ten meters away from the guard post.

Just as Xiao Zhang was about to go forward and ask what was going on, the driver's side and passenger side doors opened at the same time, and two people got out.

The two sentries were stunned and their brains went blank.