I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 352 Zheng Tao: Wu Hanfeng, I'll go to hell with you!
"Team leader? What did you say?!"
"How did it become my fault? We clearly did it this afternoon..."
"You were the one who hit him!" Wang Rui interrupted him directly, giving him a sharp look with disappointment. "Zheng Tao, Zheng Tao, what have I been telling you all along?"
"Drive carefully, drive carefully, but you just won't listen! Last week you swerved into the wall in your assault vehicle, this week you drove someone else's car and rammed into a heavy truck. Why don't you just fly to the sky?"
After saying that, he winked hard at the group of special forces soldiers behind him.
The team members were stunned for a few seconds, looking at each other. Those who were quick-witted reacted immediately and echoed each other.
"Yes! Vice Captain, it was you who hit him! I saw it too!"
"That's right! You said you wanted to try out the off-road vehicle's power, and you grabbed the steering wheel in one go—there was no stopping you!"
"Vice Captain, really! Why are you driving so recklessly? Look what you've done to that other car..."
They all spoke at once, with a unified story, as if it were the truth.
Zheng Tao stood there, looking at this and that, completely petrified.
What's going on?
So, I was the only one in the whole team who didn't know I'd crashed my car?
His head was buzzing, and he was starting to question the meaning of life.
Could it be... that I really hit him?
Did I lose my memory this afternoon?
That's not right!
I clearly remember that I went back to the branch with Captain Wang in the afternoon, and I even bought an iced Coke on the way!
He opened his mouth, wanting to retort, but Wang Rui quickly pinched him hard from behind, making Zheng Tao wince and almost cry out.
On the other side, Lin Jianfeng and Shen Yan exchanged a glance and instantly understood what was going on.
Wow, that's brilliant!
That's a really clever way to set a step forward!
It's just a car repair.
What a big deal!
Compared to being publicly criticized and losing the title of advanced detachment, repairing a car is a drop in the ocean!
Lin Jianfeng immediately put on a stern face and looked at Zheng Tao:
"Zheng Tao! What happened? Huh? Driving so recklessly! You wrecked Commander Li's beloved car like this, is that even acceptable?"
Shen Yan nodded in agreement, and said earnestly, "Oh dear, Xiao Zheng, it's one thing to be careless during training, but how can you be so careless when driving?"
Zheng Tao: "???"
He suddenly turned his head to look at Lin Jianfeng and Shen Yan, his eyes wide with surprise:
"Commander! Political Commissar! How could even you... I didn't hit him! They've all gone mad! They're all ganging up on me to slander me!"
"They're slandering me!"
But as soon as he finished speaking, Lin Jianfeng, Shen Yan, Wang Rui, and a large group of special forces soldiers behind him all turned to look at him and shouted in unison:
"You're the one who hit me!"
"..."
Zheng Tao was completely dumbfounded.
He stood there, mouth agape, unable to close it for a long time.
The yellow streetlights fell on his face, half bright and half dark, making him look like he'd been struck by lightning, his worldview collapsing.
no……
What's going on?
Why is the whole team saying that I was the one who hit him?
Did I really crash?
How come I don't remember?
Did I really lose my memory this afternoon?
He scratched his head, his eyes unfocused, and he even began to doubt himself—
No way?
Do I really have intermittent amnesia?
How come I didn't know?
Just as bewildered as him was He Dong, who was standing next to him.
The young man was originally standing behind Wu Hanfeng with his notebook, obediently serving as a background figure, but after a while, he was dumbfounded.
He scratched the back of his head, leaned closer to Wu Hanfeng, and asked, puzzled:
"Squad leader... what's going on? Wasn't that car that crashed this afternoon a fake military vehicle? How did it become Deputy Captain Zheng's fault? Are you sure you're not mistaken?"
Wu Hanfeng remained expressionless, then subtly nudged He Dong with his elbow, which landed squarely on He Dong's stomach, forcing He Dong to swallow the rest of his words.
"Kids don't have good memories," Wu Hanfeng said calmly. "He's the one who hit him. I saw it with my own eyes. How could it be fake?"
He Dong clutched his stomach, looking blankly at Wu Hanfeng, then at the group of armed police officers opposite him who all spoke in unison, and was even more bewildered.
Could it be... that I remembered it wrong too?
No!
I was at the scene when the car was hit!
Li Cuicui stood on the opposite side, stunned for a few seconds at first.
He just wanted to yell at Wu Hanfeng to vent his anger, but he'd still have to fix the car himself later.
Then, the situation took a sudden turn, and Zheng Tao suddenly appeared to take the blame, with the entire team admitting to it.
He's such a shrewd person; he figured it out in the blink of an eye.
This is because the Armed Police detachment was afraid he would keep bringing up the violation, so they took the initiative to offer him a way out!
Li Cuicui was overjoyed inside, but she maintained a composed facade, waving her hand and saying in a pretentious manner:
"Oh well, never mind."
"Since it was Comrade Zheng who accidentally bumped into it, it's nothing serious. We were all on official duty, so minor bumps and scrapes are inevitable."
"When you have some free time, take the vehicle to our regiment's logistics and repair company. Once it's fixed, that's fine. We're all friendly forces; why would I try to extort you?"
He spoke grandly, but he had already started planning in his heart—
Perfect timing! I'll get the scratch from backing up last time, and the new windshield wipers I've been wanting to replace for ages fixed, all at once. Anyway, someone else will pay for it!
Lin Jianfeng quickly replied with a smile, "Of course, of course! There's no reason not to pay for things that's been damaged! Don't worry, Lao Li, I'll have someone take the car over for repairs tomorrow, and I guarantee it'll be as good as new!"
"I'll have Zheng Tao write a thorough self-criticism later and apologize to you, Lao Li!"
Zheng Tao: "..."
Looking at his team leader's proactive demeanor and then at his teammates nodding in agreement, he completely gave up trying.
Fine.
If you say I hit him, then I must have hit him.
Anyway, I'm just a nobody, my words don't carry any weight.
He hung his head, too exhausted to even argue.
Seeing this, Wang Rui quickly reached out and pulled him, whispering, "Don't just stand there, apologize to Commander Li!"
Zheng Tao dejectedly raised his head and said weakly, "I'm sorry, Commander Li, I was driving carelessly and damaged your car."
Her tone was so aggrieved, she was almost crying.
Li Cuicui suppressed a laugh and waved her hand, "It's okay, it's okay, just be more careful next time. Young people are bound to be a little impulsive."
Lin Jianfeng turned and glared at Zheng Tao: "To teach you a lesson."
"The repair costs are all on you!"
"Deduct it from your allowance!"
Zheng Tao's pupils suddenly widened!
I go!
Is this some kind of bullying?
So, I'm being made to take the blame, and I'm also expected to pay for it?
You can't just take advantage of me and exploit me to the point of exhaustion!
Before he could retort, Wu Hanfeng slowly walked towards him and smiled slightly:
"Comrade Zheng Tao, your detachment's work style is indeed excellent."
"It's a minor rule, but it's nothing serious."
"At most, it just means my chances of being recognized as an advanced worker this year are gone."
"So what? Even though we've lost our advanced status, we still have to do inspections and there might be a storm of disciplinary rectification."
"But the result is good! At least you learned a lesson, right? Hehehe..."
Lin Jianfeng: "..."
Wang Rui: "..."
The rest of the special operations squadron: "..."
Nima!
That's like killing someone by breaking their spirit!
Zheng Tao thought to himself: "Wu Hanfeng, I'll fuck you! @#¥%&!!!!"
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