I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 391 This...this...what kind of magical cleaning agent is this?!
Wu Hanfeng took the dark blue spray bottle out of his pocket, unscrewed the cap, and went inside.
"Stop for a moment."
The four of them stopped what they were doing at the same time, and all looked up at Wu Hanfeng, their faces filled with utter despair.
"Spray this on." Wu Hanfeng handed the spray bottle to Zhao Yihang. "Spray it on the dirty areas, wait five minutes, and then brush it."
Zhao Yihang took the spray bottle and examined it from all angles: "Brother Feng, what's this?"
"It's a secret weapon I brought from the group, specifically designed to deal with stubborn stains."
"Brought it from the troupe? I've never seen you take it out before?"
"Good things should be saved for crucial moments. Hurry up and stop talking nonsense."
Zhao Yihang sprayed a few times on the pit he was in charge of, still somewhat doubtful.
The deep blue liquid fell onto the yellowish-brown grime, making a soft hissing sound and rising to a fine layer of white foam.
A refreshing minty scent quickly filled the air, actually suppressing some of the pungent stench.
"Wow! This smells amazing!" Qian Kun sniffed, exclaiming with delight, then looked warily at Wu Hanfeng. "Brother Feng, this thing isn't some kind of chemical weapon, is it?"
"Is there a problem with using chemical weapons to deal with dirt?"
"no problem!"
The four of them perked up and sprayed the entire bottle of cleaning agent evenly onto all the toilet stalls, urinals, floors, and corners.
Where the deep blue liquid covered, tiny bubbles began to rise from the stubborn, fossil-like surface of the grime.
Five minutes later, Zhao Yihang tentatively used a brush to rub off the urea that he couldn't brush off before.
With a gentle push of the brush, the layer of yellowish-brown grime peeled off in large pieces, like peeling paint off a wall, revealing the clean, white ceramic surface underneath.
"Holy crap!"
Zhao Yihang's eyes widened, and he swiped twice more in disbelief.
Wherever the wire brush goes, dirt falls off instantly and cleanly, even more smoothly than scrubbing an iron pot with a steel wool pad.
"What kind of magical cleaning agent is this?!" Seeing the effect on Zhao Yihang's side, Qian Kun quickly sprayed it twice into the urinal, then picked up a brush and tried it out.
Those old alkali deposits that wouldn't budge even after ten minutes of brushing are now coming off with just one brush, like applying putty!
"Brother Feng! What kind of treasure do you have?! It's amazing!"
Wu Hanfeng leaned against the door frame, slowly exhaling a smoke ring: "I already told you it's a secret weapon. Hurry up, spray it, scrub it clean, then rinse the floor and mop it dry."
"Yes, sir! Mission accomplished!"
With the help of powerful cleaning agents, the four people's work efficiency increased exponentially.
Previously, it would take an hour to clean less than a third of the area, but now it only takes ten minutes to clean more than half of it.
The years of grime on the edge of the toilet, the urinal ash, and the grime in the cracks in the floor were all transformed into a soft, pasty substance by the powerful cleaning agent. It could be easily brushed off and rinsed clean with water.
Most amazingly, as the amount of cleaning agent used increased, the smell in the toilet also changed dramatically.
The pungent ammonia smell was gradually replaced by a refreshing minty scent. Although there was still a faint odor at the bottom, it was much better than the previous concentration that could kill mosquitoes.
"I feel like I'm giving the toilet a spa treatment," Qian Kun remarked as he sprayed cleaner onto the urinal. "The scent is quite luxurious, even better than my shower gel."
"Is the shower gel you're using mixed with laundry detergent?"
"Bullshit! I used Six God Mint Refreshing Formula!"
"Six God is floral water."
"You can even use floral water to take a bath!"
The two bickered back and forth, but their work didn't suffer at all.
In less than an hour, the entire dry toilet was completely transformed – the pit latrines were spotless and shiny, the urinals regained their original ceramic luster, and the floor was scrubbed clean.
Even the black mud that had accumulated in the corners of the walls for who knows how many years was cleaned up and left spotless.
The four men took off their rubber gloves, retreated to the toilet door, and looked at the fruits of their labor, their faces showing tired but satisfied smiles.
"To be honest, I think we could start a cleaning company," Qian Kun said, hands on his hips, looking proud.
"Is this all? It's barely passable." Zhao Yihang said with disdain, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up. "But it's definitely much better than that hellish scene from before."
After tidying up his tools, Ma Teng called out to Wu Hanfeng, "Brother Feng! It's done! Do you want to check it?"
Wu Hanfeng went into the restroom and looked at each stall, from the toilet to the urinal to the floor.
He examined it carefully, running his fingers along the edge of the urinal, feeling the grout between the tiles, then squatting down to check the bottom of the urinal, before finally standing up and dusting off his hands.
"good."
"Just okay?" Qian Kun's eyes widened. "Brother Feng, we've been working our butts off! This standard would earn us a hygiene red flag in the whole regiment!"
"That was in the guild. The requirements are different here." Wu Hanfeng pointed to the edge of the partition wall between the pits. "There's still a little residue here. Dawei, go rinse it again."
Without saying a word, Sun Dawei picked up the bucket and started rinsing.
Zhao Yihang said, "Brother Feng, you can't even touch that spot during an inspection, right? Squad Leader Song said he wears white gloves to inspect it, but who would rub their white gloves against the very top of the wall during an inspection?"
Wu Hanfeng glanced at him and said calmly, "If I can figure it out, do you think those who are deliberately trying to intimidate us won't?"
Zhao Yihang: "That makes sense!"
Then he silently picked up the brush and followed Sun Dawei to clean those easily overlooked nooks and crannies.
Another half hour passed, and the four of them finally went through all the details.
The entire toilet, inside and out, top and bottom, was as clean as if it had just been renovated.
The remaining water stains on the ground glistened in the sunlight, and the refreshing scent of mint wafted quietly in the air. Even the flies that had been buzzing around earlier had disappeared—they had probably been driven away by the mint smell.
The four of them were so exhausted that they collapsed under a poplar tree outside the toilet.
"I feel like I've lost my sense of smell." Qian Kun stared blankly at the sky. "Even if someone were eating stinky tofu in front of me, I wouldn't be able to smell it."
Zhao Yihang leaned against a tree trunk and said weakly, "When we get back after the training camp, I'm going to ask the instructor to put up a memorial tablet in our company's toilets, with the words 'Salute to all the comrades who cleaned the toilets' written on it."
Ma Teng laughed and said, "The instructor will first make you write an 8,000-word report on your thoughts, titled 'On the Important Significance of Cleaning Toilets in the Construction of the Army.'"
"I'd rather clean the toilet again."
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