I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Standing by the playground, Zhao Yihang held his notebook, looking at the seven heads huddled together under the lamppost, his heart filled with mixed emotions.

During the day, these people are all-powerful on the training ground. With a single command, they can execute any action. Who dares to breathe too much?

Now they're all squatting here obediently, writing furiously like elementary school students.

He quietly stretched his aching calves, which had been standing in a straddle position for almost an hour, and his legs were getting a little stiff.

But Brother Feng said that the military police must be serious and professional in their duties and not bring shame to the garrison, so he didn't move.

At most, you can subtly shift your weight from your left foot to your right foot, and then back from your right foot to your left foot.

Zhao Yihang saw Feng Ge coming out of the dormitory building and walking towards the playground from afar.

He quickly puffed out his chest even more.

Wu Hanfeng walked over to him and glanced at the six people under the lamppost: "They didn't do anything underhanded, did they?"

"No! Brother Feng, you even dared to reprimand the captain, that's amazing!"

Wu Hanfeng chuckled and said, "He's the captain, so he should set an example by following the rules. How can he manage others if he can't even do it himself?"

Zhao Yihang nodded frantically.

Meanwhile, at the sentry post!

Luo Xiaobei: "Squad Leader Chen, did I see that right? Was that Captain Qin?"

Chen Peng's Adam's apple bobbed up and down: "You didn't see wrong."

When Qin Gang walked out of the dormitory building just now, he thought he was seeing things.

The battalion commander of the training team was a notorious devil instructor in the entire division. The scar on his face alone was enough to make people's legs go weak.

He is now quietly walking to the lamppost and squatting down with the six team leaders and squad leaders to write something.

"What's going on?"

"I sensed something was off when that military policeman went in. How come even Captain Qin is out now? Who the hell is investigating whom?"

Chen Peng took a deep breath: "You're asking me? I don't know who to ask. All I know is that the person who can make Captain Qin obediently come down and write a self-criticism is definitely not an ordinary person."

After imagining it for a long time, Luo Xiaobei pictured a burly, muscular, and murderous high-ranking police officer in his mind.

With the rank of senior colonel on his shoulder and an official document in his hand, he slammed it in front of Qin Gang: "Your training team has serious problems. Everyone go down and write a self-criticism!"

"My God." The more Luo Xiaobei thought about it, the more sense it made. "The person who could make the devilish instructor obedient must be a big shot from the garrison."

Just as Chen Peng was about to answer, he suddenly caught a glimpse of two more figures walking towards the entrance of the playground.

It's time for the shift change.

Two sentries walked over from the direction of the guard company's dormitory. The one in front was Sergeant Lu Yong, who was on his third term of service, and Private Zhou Ming followed behind.

Lu Yong walked to the guard post and was about to hand over the duties to Chen Peng when he suddenly stopped, his mouth halfway open.

He saw the six people under the lamppost on the playground.

"What's going on?" He rubbed his eyes, turned to Chen Peng and asked, "Who are those people on the playground? It's almost one in the morning, what kind of emergency meeting are they having?"

Chen Peng winked and said, "Write a self-criticism."

"Write a self-criticism?" Lu Yong thought he had misheard. "Write a self-criticism on the playground in the middle of the night? Who is it?"

"Captain Qin, First Company Captain Liu Zhen, Fourth Company Captain Cao Meng, and three squad leaders."

Lu Yong: "...Are you kidding me?"

Do I look like I'm joking with you?

Lu Yong read it again.

Although the faces of the six heads under the lamppost were too far to see clearly, he could recognize their figures and ranks even with his eyes closed, having stood guard for so many years.

The tallest one at the front, isn't that the devilish instructor Qin Gang?

"What happened? Who investigated?"

"Military police."

As Chen Peng spoke, he gestured angrily towards the left rear of him.

Lu Yong looked over and, sure enough, saw two military police officers wearing silver helmets standing there, watching the six men write their self-criticisms!

"Holy crap! Where did these military police come from? When did they get in?"

Chen Peng smiled wryly: "I also want to know when they came in."

Lu Yong: "..."

At this moment, Chen Peng said to Private Zhou Ming, "Mingzi, I'll stand guard for you this time. You go back to sleep."

Zhou Ming panicked: "Squad leader! How can that be? I'm wide awake! It's my turn to be on duty!"

"You're still young, and your body is still growing. Staying up late is bad for your health. Listen to the squad leader, go back to sleep."

"No! Squad leader, don't think I don't know! You want to stay here and watch the show? I want to watch too! I want to stand guard!!"

Chen Peng: "No way! I haven't seen enough yet!"

Zhou Ming said, "Squad leader, you know this melon is rare! So why are you telling me to leave? I'm not leaving! I'm sticking to this post!"

Lu Yong remarked with a sigh, "Normally, they all want to stay in bed and pretend to be dead, but now, they're all actually doing it!"

Zhou Ming chuckled and said, "Isn't today a special case? They've been standing there for so long, witnessed the whole thing, and are full. We just arrived and haven't even had a hot meal yet!"

Chen Peng said helplessly, "This isn't like watching a play, why would we go hungry?"

"No way!" Zhou Ming stubbornly insisted, "I want to stand guard! I love standing guard!"

Chen Peng: "..."

In the end, the two reached a compromise: neither of them would leave, and they would stand together.

The four people huddled together, all eight eyes fixed on the direction of the playground.

Luo Xiaobei asked Chen Peng, "Squad Leader Chen, does this count as desertion?"

Chen Peng: "We did not leave our posts. We were on observation duty. If any unusual situation occurred on the playground, as sentries, it was our responsibility to continue observing and report to the duty room."

Luo Xiaobei looked at him with admiration.

That's why they say he's the class monitor; his words are so precise and flawless.

The six people on the parade ground were completely unaware that they had become the most popular late-night entertainment in the entire camp.

Liu Zhenzheng's hand cramped up from writing, and he swung his wrist, cursing, "My hand isn't mine anymore! I haven't written this many words since I graduated from military academy! I feel like my tendons are going to snap!"

Cao Meng looked up to the sky and sighed, "I want to cry. I really want to cry. I'm a company commander, I usually train people like dogs, and now I'm writing a self-criticism here! If my soldiers see this, where will I put my face?!"

He Yong: "Just put it in your pocket. Anyway, no one else will see it except us."

Song Yizhou pointed to the sentry post in the distance: "Who said no one saw us? All four sentries over there are watching us."

"Four? Wasn't it two?"

The group turned their heads and saw four sentries.

He Yong cursed, "Damn it! They must have changed shifts. The two who were replaced didn't want to leave and are now watching our drama unfold!"

The others: "..."