I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Half an hour later, Wu Hanfeng walked out of the dormitory building with two buckets of instant noodles in his hands.

The lid has been opened.

The rich aroma of braised beef and pickled peppers blended together.

It drifted along the night breeze all the way to the lamppost.

Wu Hanfeng walked over to Zhao Yihang and handed him one of the buckets.

"Here you go, this is my overtime bonus."

Zhao Yihang took the instant noodles and looked down.

A sausage lies on top of the noodles.

A few pieces of pickled mustard greens were floating nearby.

It looks so appetizing.

"Brother Feng, this is such a feast! There are even sausages?"

Wu Hanfeng laughed and said, "Absolutely! It's overtime, so it has to look like overtime."

Wu Hanfeng picked up his bucket and stirred it a couple of times with a fork.

He picked up a large mouthful of noodles, blew on it, and slurped it into his mouth.

He chewed it twice and nodded in satisfaction.

"Hmm, it's pickled pepper beef flavored, it tastes good."

The aroma of instant noodles filled the playground.

Mixed with the cold air of the early morning, it creates an extremely cruel olfactory attack.

The stomachs of the six people under the lamppost protested almost simultaneously.

Although they had all eaten quite a lot.

But now more than two hours have passed.

The main reason is the aroma of these instant noodles; it's just too damn tempting.

"Wu Hanfeng!"

Liu Zhen pointed at the instant noodles in Wu Hanfeng's hand and questioned:

"You, as a disciplinary inspector, are leading the way in violating the rules!"

"What do you say about eating instant noodles in the middle of the night?!"

Wu Hanfeng looked at Liu Zhen with an innocent expression.

"Violation of regulations? Captain Liu, what makes you say that?"

"Where to begin?"

Liu Zhen pointed to his instant noodles.

"You yourself said that all food consumed outside of regular meals would be stored together!"

"And no eating in the dorm after lights out! You—"

"Wait, wait, wait!"

Wu Hanfeng raised his hand to interrupt him: "Captain Liu, you need to understand two things."

"First of all, this is the playground, not the dormitory."

"I ate on the playground, so it doesn't count as eating in the dorm, right?"

Liu Zhen opened his mouth and realized that it really made sense.

"Secondly, we are working overtime."

"It's clearly stated in the military police regulations of the garrison area."

"Working hours extended after lights out at night due to official business are considered night duty."

"According to regulations, you can apply for a night meal allowance."

"We are currently carrying out a military patrol mission."

"This isn't against the rules; it's called legal overtime."

"Overtime work requires overtime meals. That's perfectly normal."

Liu Zhen's mouth was slightly open, and he was speechless.

Zhao Yihang nodded in agreement while eating noodles beside him:

"Yes, yes, yes, overtime meals are perfectly legal and legitimate."

"Captain Liu, if you don't believe me, you can check the regulations of the garrison area later."

"Article 37, paragraph 4, is written clearly in black and white."

He had no idea what Article 37, Paragraph 4 said.

But that doesn't stop him from speaking with conviction.

Anyway, Liu Zhen is unlikely to actually check, and even if he did, he wouldn't remember the clause number.

Sure enough, Liu Zhen was so speechless that he couldn't say a word.

He could only watch helplessly as the two ate noodles.

Zhao Yihang suddenly remembered something and turned to ask Wu Hanfeng:

"By the way, Brother Feng, where did this instant noodles come from?"

"Weren't all the food we brought taken away?"

"And this ham sausage, this pickled mustard greens, how come there's such a lavish spread?"

Wu Hanfeng: "Oh, this. I took it from Captain Qin's room."

Qin Gang's pen tip pierced a hole in the paper.

The other five people all turned to look at Qin Gang.

"Captain Qin's...room?"

Zhao Yihang was also clearly shocked.

He still thought Wu Hanfeng was hiding these secrets!

"yes."

Wu Hanfeng nodded: "When I went to Captain Qin's room to confront him..."

"We found two buckets of instant noodles, an unopened sausage, and several packets of pickled vegetables in Captain Qin's bedside table."

Suppressing his anger, Qin Gang demanded, "You just took it like that?"

"It's not taking it away," Wu Hanfeng corrected, "it's confiscating it."

"Keeping instant noodles in the dorm is against the rules."

"The police have the right to confiscate any items that violate regulations."

"This is the duty that the regulations and rules have given me."

"Of course, I was supposed to hand it over after it was confiscated."

"But think about it, soldiers can't waste food; that's a fine tradition of our army."

"So, I had no choice but to reluctantly eliminate it."

"Reluctantly?"

Qin Gang clenched his fists, itching to rush up and fight Wu Hanfeng to the death: "You call this 'reluctantly doing something'?"

"yes."

Wu Hanfeng said sincerely, "Actually, I ate dinner tonight, so I'm not very hungry."

"But in order not to waste food, I decided to eat this bowl of noodles anyway."

"To be honest, I was barely able to eat."

He looked down at the half-full bowl of instant noodles in his bowl and sighed again.

"But since I've already reluctantly started eating—"

"Then let's just finish it, alright."

"After all, every grain is hard-earned."

Zhao Yihang chewed the sausage and noodles with gusto, mumbling in agreement:

"Yes, every grain is hard-earned. I'll do it reluctantly too."

Qin Gang felt his blood pressure soaring at an uncontrollable rate.

He looked at the instant noodles in Wu Hanfeng's hand—those were his instant noodles.

He looked at the sausage in Zhao Yihang's bowl—it ​​was his sausage.

He looked at the pickled mustard greens floating in their bowls—those were his pickled mustard greens.

He listened as Wu Hanfeng said, "I'll do it reluctantly."

He felt that his brain blood vessels might burst at any moment.

That bastard not only checked his room, but also confiscated his instant noodles.

Eating his instant noodles in front of him, and saying it was a reluctant task?

Wu Hanfeng took a big gulp of soup and said:

"Captain Qin, you should actually be thanking me."

"Thank u?"

Qin Gang almost thought he had misheard: "You want me to squat here and write a 10,000-word self-criticism—"

"You took my instant noodles and ate them right in front of me—"

"You want me to thank you?"

"yes."

Wu Hanfeng nodded: "Luckily, it was I who discovered your violation tonight."

"I'm a pretty reasonable person."

"I'll just ask you to write a 10,000-word self-criticism, and that'll be it."

"If this were any other military police officer, they would have reported it to the garrison first thing tomorrow morning."

"Do you think that after the garrison command issues a notice, the division commander shouldn't drive over in a Seven Wolves truck to deal with them?"

Qin Gang: "..."

That bastard, he certainly knows how to spout flowery words!

Damn it, I've been the training battalion captain for so many years and I've never seen the military police come here.

You came over and questioned me, and then you told me what if it were other military police?

The devil's military police!

Aside from you, you bastard, which military police would break into someone's dormitory in the middle of the night to arrest someone?