I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 418: Please don't go easy on me!
"Kick him?" Qin Gang glared at him. "You kick a military police officer? Do you think our self-criticisms aren't long enough? Or do you want another ten thousand words?"
Liu Zhen shrank his neck.
Song Yizhou thought for a moment, then squatted down and gently patted Wu Hanfeng's shoulder: "Comrade Inspector, wake up, it's dawn."
Wu Hanfeng shifted slightly, mumbling incoherently, "Erniu...bring the food over..."
The expressions on the six people's faces instantly became fascinating.
This guy is dreaming.
And what I dreamed about was eating.
Disturbed from his sweet dream, Wu Hanfeng frowned slightly in annoyance, turned over, turned his face to the other side, and continued to sleep.
"..." Song Yizhou put down his hand, stood up, and shrugged at the others.
"How about... we wait for him to wake up on his own?" He Yong asked tentatively.
"Wait for him to wake up on his own? Are you kidding me! Morning exercises are about to start. If we stand here and wait for him to wake up naturally, what about the other trainees?" Liu Zhen scratched his head anxiously.
"What can we do? We can't wake him up by shouting, and we can't use force."
Just as the six were at their wits' end, Qin Gang leaned close to Wu Hanfeng's ear and whispered, "Emergency assembly!"
Upon hearing this sound, Wu Hanfeng jerked as if he had been electrocuted.
He suddenly opened his eyes, sat bolt upright, and instinctively shouted, "Emergency assembly?"
Then he saw six people standing in a row in front of him.
Six faces, etched with weariness and resentment, were staring at him with extremely complex expressions.
There was sorrow, helplessness, and gritted teeth.
Wu Hanfeng blinked, wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand, and scanned the faces of the six people one by one.
He first glanced at the sky, which was already turning white, then looked down at his watch, and finally his gaze fell on the notebooks held by the six people.
"Oh." He nodded in sudden realization. "Have you finished writing?"
After saying that, he yawned widely, stretched, and his joints cracked and popped.
Then, he slowly stood up, patted the dirt and grass clippings off his pants, picked up his helmet, put it on his head, and straightened the collar and cuffs of his uniform.
The whole process was unhurried and relaxed, as if I had just woken up in my own backyard.
Qin Gang coldly handed over the notebook: "Ten thousand words, not a single word missing. We're finished."
Wu Hanfeng took the notebook, flipped through it casually, and glanced at it a few times.
"Okay, their attitude is alright."
"The handwriting... is a bit ugly, but considering you all stayed up all night, I won't hold it against you."
Upon hearing this, Liu Zhen nearly coughed up blood.
Is it a bit ugly?
You slept under a tree all night, smacking your lips, while the six of us squatted under a lamppost writing until our fingers cramped, and you woke up and said, "It's a bit ugly, but I won't mind?"
But he could only keep these words to himself.
After all, the investigation is still in their hands. They've already written 10,000 words, so what's a little more trouble?
"Thank you all for your hard work." Wu Hanfeng tucked the examination kit under his arm, nodded slightly to the six people, and said, "Go back and rest. You can take a nap for another twenty minutes."
"I need to go back and change too. See you for morning exercises later."
"Oh, right—" He took two steps, then turned back and winked at Qin Gang, Liu Zhen, and the others, "Don't go easy on me during morning exercises."
After saying that, he turned and left.
The silver-gray helmet bobbed in the morning mist, and after walking a short distance, it raised its hand and yawned. No matter how you looked at it, the back view was incredibly annoying.
"That bastard..." Cao Meng stared at Wu Hanfeng's retreating figure, forcing out the words through gritted teeth, "Was he just provoking us?"
"This isn't a provocation." Qin Gang turned around expressionlessly and walked in the opposite direction of the dormitory building. "It's a blatant insult!"
"Captain, what should we do then..."
"Go back and wash your face and change your clothes first. Morning exercises continue, training as usual." Qin Gang paused, turned his head, and a cold glint flashed in his eyes. "Didn't he tell us not to hold back? Then let's do as he wishes."
Song Yizhou rubbed his numb calves and limped along behind, on the verge of tears.
Meanwhile, Wu Hanfeng had leisurely strolled back to the student dormitory building.
The hallway was still dark, and the motion-activated lights flickered on and off as he walked.
He quietly pushed open the door to Class One's room, where snoring could be heard everywhere.
Zhao Yihang was fast asleep in bed, having already taken off his police uniform.
Wu Hanfeng walked to his bunk, quickly took off his police uniform, carefully folded it, and stuffed it into the black waterproof bag.
Then he sat back on the edge of the bed, closed his eyes, and dozed off for about ten minutes.
Then, the wake-up call started.
"Holy crap, what time is it?"
"Where are my shoes? I'm missing one!"
"Who the hell took my belt! Give it back right now!"
"Don't push, don't push, I need to go to the restroom first—"
After quickly tidying up the quilt and sheets, Wu Hanfeng went to the toilet to relieve himself.
He had just reached the top of the stairs when Song Yizhou ran down from the third floor.
The two bumped into each other at the corner of the stairs.
Song Yizhou was clearly still reeling from the blow of not having slept all night, with dark circles under his eyes.
The moment he saw Wu Hanfeng, his pupils contracted and his steps slowed by half a beat.
But Wu Hanfeng's reaction was much more natural. He took a half step to the side, straightened his back, gave Song Yizhou a standard military salute, and wore a bright smile on his face.
Good morning, class monitor! Did you sleep well last night?
Rest my ass!
Do you not know whether I've had a good rest or not?
Song Yizhou felt it was a miracle that he was even standing here.
He didn't even go into the dormitory. He just splashed his face with cold water in the bathroom on the third floor and applied some Tiger Balm to his temples before he felt that he could barely distinguish east from west.
Seeing Wu Hanfeng smiling so energetically, he couldn't help but say coldly, "You're up pretty early."
Wu Hanfeng grinned: "Absolutely! I wouldn't dare break the rules here in the training team, hehe..."
Song Yizhou shuddered again.
This guy is targeting himself!
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