I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 44: The Company Commander and Squad Leaders Who Can't Laugh Out Loud!
Immediately afterwards, Zhou Haibo looked at Chen Zhiyuan, who gave him an affirmative look.
Zhou Haibo then turned to look at Li Pengfei and greeted him with a smile.
"Squad Leader Li, what's going on? Why is your disciplinary team here in our class?"
Li Pengfei took a deep breath and recounted his experiences of the day from beginning to end.
He Dong caught Wu Hanfeng while staking out the toilet in the morning, and their disciplinary team's day of chaos began.
At noon, there was a full-course banquet featuring Soul-Slaying Peppers; in the afternoon, the disciplinary team gathered at the sanitation team's headquarters.
In the evening, they were finally able to eat a normal, light meal.
Li Pengfei felt a pang of sadness as he spoke.
He Dong's eyes were slightly red. He was just a lowly private. How could he have ever suffered such torment?
The memory of lunch he had that day was still fresh in his mind; just thinking about it made his stomach churn.
Chen Zhiyuan and the other two were shocked for a long time after hearing this.
The disciplinary team was completely overwhelmed by Wu Hanfeng's actions.
They wanted to laugh, but out of politeness they couldn't.
Tolerate!
I forced myself to hold it in!
The comrades in the disciplinary squad were complaining. As company commanders and squad leaders, they could not show schadenfreude, but could only show sympathy and concern.
But I just couldn't resist.
A full-course meal featuring Bhut Jolokia peppers, broccoli blanched in bitter melon juice, and sea bass steamed with sea salt...
The undercooked rice seemed so insignificant compared to these dishes.
Wu Hanfeng's combo was executed with such fluidity that Chen Zhiyuan and the other two secretly applauded him.
Chen Zhiyuan tried hard to suppress his smile.
Feigning concern, he asked, "So, you've come here—"
Li Pengfei: "He came to apologize."
"Our captain wants Sergeant Wu to be lenient and stop tormenting us."
"If we keep going for two more days, everyone in the disciplinary team will be half dead."
"Company Commander Chen, I heard that you and Squad Leader Wu are old comrades-in-arms."
"Could you please talk to Qing for us and ask him to speak to the mess hall so they won't give us any more 'special treatment'?"
"Oh, and the medical team too."
"Our disciplinary team of about twenty people went to the toilet six times today, each of us got nine injections in the buttocks, and ate a meal so salty it made us question our existence."
"I just can't take it anymore."
"If this continues, our disciplinary team will be forced to carry out their duties in wheelchairs and adult diapers."
The disciplinary team is truly miserable.
But the more they did this, the more Zhou Haibo and Liu Yang couldn't help but laugh.
The two of them had no choice but to secretly turn their heads to the side, afraid that the two members of the disciplinary team would see them break their guard.
As for why Chen Zhiyuan was able to hold back his laughter, it can only be said that his many years of military service had trained him to have enough self-control.
I can endure it!
Looking at the person in front of him, Chen Zhiyuan felt a surge of pleasure as he observed their helpless and aggrieved expressions, their humble attitude, and their earnest tone.
The militia, with their white helmets and red armbands, always walk with a swagger around the camp.
It was a force that struck fear into the hearts of all officers and soldiers.
Anyone who sees it will take a detour.
Even when I see it myself, I can't help but feel nervous and adjust my military bearing and posture.
I actually saw this kind of patrol team today.
The core members of the disciplinary squad actually humbled themselves and asked him to plead for leniency, and the person they were pleading for was actually a "new recruit" in his company.
Chen Zhiyuan was secretly delighted.
He looked at Chen Zhiyuan, and then at Wu Hanfeng, whom he had known for seven years, who had come and gone four times, and who had tormented him until his hair turned white.
That bastard is fucking awesome.
I've been in the army for so many years, and I've been disciplined by the military police more than once or twice.
He was photographed squatting and smoking by the training field, and was disciplined for having his belt loosened by one finger during a drill. Even once, when he was working overtime at the company headquarters until late at night and came out for some fresh air without wearing a hat, he was caught red-handed by the military police.
Now, finally someone can deal with them.
Let alone the disciplinary squad leader lighting a cigarette for that bastard, I myself wanted to light one for Wu Hanfeng.
Wu Hanfeng was holding a teacup, slowly sipping his tea.
When their eyes met, Chen Zhiyuan's lips curled up slightly, revealing a look of understanding.
Just as Chen Zhiyuan was beginning to admire Wu Hanfeng and wanted to offer him a cigarette out of respect, another emotion instantly replaced his feelings.
That means they want to beat up Wu Hanfeng.
As for why, Chen Zhiyuan couldn't explain it either.
Perhaps it's because they felt uncomfortable that their inner thoughts had been seen through.
Chen Zhiyuan gathered his thoughts, looked at Li Pengfei beside him, and said, "Squad leader, I can't make the decision for Wu Hanfeng in this matter."
"However, I can say a few nice things for you."
Li Pengfei's eyes lit up instantly.
"Thank you, Company Commander Chen. Thank you, Company Commander Chen."
Chen Zhiyuan then looked at Wu Hanfeng again.
"You old bastard... no, that... Comrade Wu Hanfeng."
"Look at the comrades from the disciplinary team, they seem quite sincere. They've smoked a cigarette and drunk some tea, that's enough."
Let's stop here.
Wu Hanfeng: "Company Commander, the way you're saying this makes it sound like I'm deliberately messing with them."
"How could a new recruit like me have that kind of ability?"
Chen Zhiyuan: "..."
You bastard, just say you want to kill me!
You're still a recruit?!
In this room, I'm the only one with the same seniority as you!
Wu Hanfeng continued, "It's true that Wang Erniu from the cookhouse was a soldier I once led, and Lin Xiao from the medical team is also an old comrade-in-arms of mine."
"But their current rank is so much higher than mine, a mere recruit. Why would they listen to me?"
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