I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

A cool, sterile cotton swab falls.

Hao Qiang took a deep breath.

Before the needle could even be inserted, he had already shouted out.

"ah--!"

Everyone was startled.

Lin Xia, holding the needle, asked in confusion, "I haven't pricked you yet."

Hao Qiang paused.

A burst of laughter erupted in the ward.

Even Wu Hanfeng and the other four were lying on the bed, laughing so hard they were shaking.

Hao Qiang's face turned bright red.

"Can't I get used to it beforehand?!"

"OK."

Lin Xia nodded.

"Let's begin now."

Hao Qiang froze.

The next second, he opened his mouth wide.

But no sound came out.

It's not that it doesn't hurt.

Instead, the pain made the sound stuck in his throat.

His eyes widened even more.

The neck stretches longer and longer.

She felt like a duck whose neck had suddenly been grabbed by fate.

Two full seconds passed.

The breath that had been held in was finally released.

"Awooooo—!"

Hao Qiang frantically pounded on the bed with both hands.

"I was wrong!"

"I'm never ordering takeout again!"

"I'm not running anymore!"

"I'm not hiding anymore!"

"Wu Hanfeng can faint wherever he wants!"

"It has nothing to do with me!"

Lin Xia finished administering the last bit of medicine and pulled out the needle.

Hao Qiang's body went limp.

He lay face down on the bed.

His eyes were utterly calm.

It is a kind of tranquility that comes from truly seeing through the illusions of the world after experiencing too much suffering.

"Is it over?" he asked in a hoarse voice.

"it's over."

"Will I survive?"

"able."

"That's good."

Hao Qiang slowly closed his eyes.

"It's good that you're alive."

At this point, all six injections have been administered.

Wu Hanfeng, Zhao Yihang, Qian Kun, Ma Teng, Sun Dawei, and Hao Qiang were lying neatly on six hospital beds.

Everyone was sitting on one side of their buttocks.

Everyone had tears in their eyes.

Every face was etched with a renewed understanding of life.

Qin Gang and Liu Zhen sat beside him, each holding a bowl of white porridge, eating with great relish.

The humiliation of chasing someone until they fainted suddenly didn't feel so bad anymore.

What is happiness?

Happiness is not about not getting a shot.

Happiness is when you get a regular injection, while the five troublemakers next to you get pig injections.

Happiness comes from comparison.

Song Yizhou and the others stood by the bed, looking at the five guys who had just dared to joke about their leader and talk about breaking through their limits, now all lying motionless, and felt a sense of emotion.

really.

Even the most difficult soldiers have their nemesis.

Even the toughest mouth can be softened by a needle.

Lin Xia finished tidying up the ambulance and looked at the six people with a smile.

"How are you feeling?"

No one answered.

"Nutritional injections help muscles recover."

Still no answer.

Lin Xia thought for a moment and then said, "My brother also asked me to pass on a message to Brother Feng."

Wu Hanfeng's eyelid twitched.

"What did he say?"

"He said the last injection was a warning."

"This time it's a review."

"If there is a next time, he will come to see you in person with an even bigger needle."

Wu Hanfeng trembled.

"Are there even bigger ones?"

Yes.

Lin Xia smiled very sweetly.

"I heard it's for elephants."

The six people on the hospital beds all shuddered at the same time.

Zhao Yihang was the first to raise his hand.

"I promise to train normally from now on!"

Qian Kun quickly added, "Step by step!"

Ma Teng: "Absolutely no risk!"

Hao Qiang: "I didn't want to take any risks in the first place! Could you please record this guarantee separately?"

Qin Gang nodded in satisfaction.

"It seems the treatment was effective this time."

Liu Zhen also sneered, "If I had known that one injection would be so effective, I wouldn't have bothered chasing it up this morning."

Wu Hanfeng lay on the bed, weakly saying, "Captain Liu, this is corporal punishment mentality, which is very dangerous."

"This is treatment."

"The needle is not ergonomically designed."

"Medicine is like a nutritional injection."

"I'm filing a complaint."

Whom are you complaining about?

Wu Hanfeng opened his mouth, then closed it again.

People have to bow their heads under the roof.

Especially when you've just had an injection in your buttocks.

Suddenly remembering something, Liu Zhen asked curiously, "Wu Hanfeng, what exactly is your relationship with her brother?"

Wu Hanfeng remained silent for two seconds.

"brother."

Qin Gang glanced at his legs, which were still trembling slightly.

"Your brotherhood is going to be a real pain in the ass."

A suppressed laugh suddenly rang out in the ward.

Wu Hanfeng closed his eyes and decided to play dead.

Lin Xia pushed the ambulance out.

As she reached the door, she suddenly stopped, turned around, and gave the six of them a sweet smile.

"Oh, right."

"I forgot to tell you earlier."

All six of them felt a sudden jolt in their hearts.

"What?"

"The nutritional injections prescribed by the doctor are for one course of treatment."

"Take it once in the morning, once at noon, and once in the evening."

Three injections a day.

"I'll come again at noon."

The ward fell silent instantly.

Three seconds later.

Six desperate screams echoed throughout the entire division's medical team.

"No!!!"

Hao Qiang lay on the bed, and two streams of tears slid down his cheeks again.

The thing he regrets most in his life is no longer ordering that takeout.

Instead, it was about why I joined the army in the first place.

Joining the army is out of the question.

Why were we assigned to the third regiment?

Being assigned to the third regiment is fine.

Why did I happen to know Wu Hanfeng?

It's one thing to know Wu Hanfeng.

Why should I be assigned to the same class as him?

Each link in the chain is interconnected.

Avoid making a single wrong step.

Today, even this needle couldn't prick his butt.

Unfortunately, there are no "what ifs" in life.

Only pinholes.