I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Wu Hanfeng patted He Dong on the shoulder and said, "You're a good young comrade, you have good awareness."

"Let's leave it at that. Go back and give my regards to your captain."

Li Pengfei and He Dong were relieved.

Finally, I heard what they had been waiting for.

Li Pengfei immediately saluted Wu Hanfeng, and He Dong quickly followed suit.

Then, he left the dormitory without looking back.

The two left, their footsteps fading into the distance.

Chen Zhiyuan, Zhou Haibo, Liu Yang, Zhao Yihang, and Qian Kun all turned their gazes toward Wu Hanfeng.

Wu Hanfeng took a sip of tea, then spat it out back into the cup with a "pui" sound.

He looked completely at ease.

It was as if the military police had never been there.

Chen Zhiyuan took a deep breath; today had been incredibly exciting.

When I first heard that the military police were looking for someone, my heart jumped into my throat.

Seeing the police station offering tea and cigarettes upon arriving had a significant impact on him.

Now, all of this is finally over.

He looked at Wu Hanfeng and asked, "Old Wu?"

Wu Hanfeng: "Hmm?"

Chen Zhiyuan: "Did you have a particularly smug, enjoyable, and triumphant night?"

Wu Hanfeng smiled and said, "It's alright, but the tea is really good. Why don't you try some?"

Chen Zhiyuan: "It's...okay?!"

"Do you even know how worried I've been about you?!"

He got angrier and angrier as he spoke, and couldn't help but bend down and start taking off his shoes.

Seeing that things were not going well, Wu Hanfeng immediately put down his teacup.

"Old Chen, what are you trying to do?!"

Chen Zhiyuan: "If I don't beat you into calling me 'Dad' today, I'll take your surname!"

Wu Hanfeng: "Zhou Haibo! Liu Yang! Stop him!"

Zhou Haibo and Liu Yang exchanged a glance and simultaneously took a step back.

Wu Hanfeng: "You two, stop them!"

Zhou Haibo: "Old Wu, you really went a bit too far today."

Liu Yang: "We have no objection to the company commander taking action."

Wu Hanfeng: "Zhao Yihang, Qian Kun, stop the company commander!"

Zhao Zihang: "Huh???"

Qian Kun: "Me...the two of us?"

They were both dumbfounded when they heard this.

Tell them to stop the company commander?

This is as absurd as sending Benboerba and Baboerben to kill Sun Wukong.

The two of them desperately tried to shrink into the corner, hoping the company commander wouldn't see them.

Wu Hanfeng swallowed hard when he saw the shoes Chen Zhiyuan had taken off.

He said, "Old Chen, let me explain..."

Chen Zhiyuan: "What's the point of listening to your explanation!"

The dormitory erupted into chaos.

In the corridor, the new recruits who had just been dispersed poked their heads out, listening intently to the sounds coming from the dormitory of Class One.

"What's wrong with Boss Wu?"

The squad leader replied, "The company commander is probably having a heart-to-heart talk with him."

"A heart-to-heart talk? And why are there screams?"

"Is this the unique way the boss and the company commander communicate?"

“…………”

Li Pengfei breathed a long sigh of relief as he walked out of the recruits' dormitory.

Suddenly, the air in the camp seemed to smell sweeter.

Wu Hanfeng finally relented, and their disciplinary team's hard times were over.

This terrible day is finally coming to an end.

As he walked, he suddenly felt that something was missing behind him.

Looking back, He Dong had fallen more than ten meters behind him at some point.

He seemed very depressed, as if he had lost his soul.

"Ho Tung?!"

"Keep up!"

He Dong seemed not to hear, continuing to walk slowly, like a walking corpse.

Helpless, Li Pengfei had no choice but to go back to find He Dong to see what was wrong.

As he approached, he heard He Dong muttering to himself.

"I should never have joined the army in the first place."

"If I hadn't come alone, I wouldn't have been assigned to the disciplinary squad."

"If I'm not assigned to the disciplinary squad, I won't go back to the recruit training camp to squat in the toilet."

"If you don't squat in the recruit training camp toilets, you won't run into Wu Hanfeng, that big shot."

"If I hadn't run into Wu Hanfeng, I wouldn't have had that feast of 'soul-piercing peppers' at noon."

“…………”

"I was wrong... I was really wrong..."

Li Pengfei was speechless.

Is He Dong possessed by Tong Xiangyu?

Tong Xiangyu lost her husband and suffered a major blow.

Could it be that Wu Hanfeng's words have affected this guy even more than if his husband had died?

This kid, has Wu Hanfeng driven him crazy?

Li Pengfei asked cautiously, "Xiao He, are you... alright?"

He Dong looked up at Li Pengfei, a feeling of grievance welling up inside him.

With tears in her eyes, she said, "Squad leader, back in my hometown, everyone said I was born to be a soldier, that I could run faster than anyone else."

"But who would have thought that after putting on the military uniform, the most common actions would be either saluting or covering one's buttocks?"

"The place I go to most often is the toilet, not the training ground."

"What I heard wasn't praise from my superiors, but people gossiping about me behind my back, saying they'd beat me to death once I was discharged..."

Li Pengfei felt a pang of sadness upon hearing this.

As a fellow military policeman, how could he not understand Ho Tung?

Having been in the disciplinary squad for so long, he had seen quite a few disobedient veterans.

But this was the first time he had ever seen the entire disciplinary squad driven to the brink of collapse by a "new recruit."

Not only him, but probably the entire army has never seen anything like it before.

He opened his mouth, wanting to comfort He Dong, but the words caught in his throat, and he felt a pang of sadness, wanting to hug He Dong and cry.

Finally, he could only force himself to suppress the bitterness in his heart and say, "Alright, stop nagging."

"Look on the bright side, this matter is in the past."

"Didn't you learn a lot about social etiquette today?"

"Be smarter next time. If you encounter someone who is calm, not afraid of us, and tries to reason with you while smiling, ask the veteran which unit they are from first."

"If you're unsure, just call me on the walkie-talkie."

He Dong nodded. He had heard Li Pengfei's words, but he hadn't taken them to heart and remained in a dazed state.

Li Pengfei: "Alright, you're already lucky enough that Wu Hanfeng didn't continue to torment you."

"I'm just asking you to write a 5,000-word self-criticism tonight."

He Dong cried even harder.

"Class monitor... I simply can't write five thousand words all night..."

"When I was in school, even 800 words weren't enough for my homework..."

Li Pengfei sighed; there was nothing he could do about it.

Just then, He Dong's stomach rumbled.

here we go again!!!

He Dong didn't have time to be sad anymore; he covered his buttocks and ran back to his backside.

Seeing this, Li Pengfei could only laugh helplessly. All his earnest advice was no match for this person's urgent needs.

He Dong immediately regained his energy and spirit.

"Gurgle gurgle~~~"

"not good!"

Li Pengfei's stomach also rumbled, and he immediately covered his buttocks and went to find He Dong.

Humans have three urgent needs, and today their patrol team was in a particularly bad mood.

This is unbearable!!!