I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Wu Hanfeng gnawed on the bone with satisfaction and let out a burp.

Zhou Haibo said disdainfully, "This is the army base, not your own home. Can't you be a little more polite?"

What is elegance?

Wu Hanfeng said with a disdainful look, "Isn't it a bit cruel of you to talk about elegance with someone who just walked out of the gates of hell?"

"If it weren't for your timely rescue, I'd probably be chatting with my great-grandmother right now."

Upon hearing this, Liu Yang's lips twitched twice.

"Can you please stop talking about it? Every time I hear you mention Grandma, I think of your creepy smile. It's giving me nightmares even in the middle of the day."

"Nightmare? You dreamt about me being too grandma too?"

"I dreamt that you had that weird face, laughing and calling for my great-grandmother to give me soup."

Liu Yang couldn't help but feel a chill.

Zhou Haibo, who was standing to the side, laughed loudly: "Hahaha, Liu Yang, I never thought you'd have a day like this."

Liu Yang rubbed his arms: "You guys are still laughing? I really did have a dream just now."

"An old soldier lay on the ground with a creepy smile, and no matter how you called him, you couldn't wake him up. How terrifying is that?"

Wu Hanfeng cracked his neck and said, "Alright, you two have been here for almost an hour. Aren't we going to take roll call tonight?"

Zhou Haibo glanced at the time; it was almost time for evening roll call.

He stood up, took a piece of paper out of his pocket, and handed it to Wu Hanfeng.

"This is a sick leave slip from the company commander. You have three days off. Rest well in the hospital and don't do anything rash."

"What? Three days! No way, it's not a big deal for me, don't let it interfere with my training!"

"What training? Just relax. Don't think I don't know you've been waiting for this chance to slack off!"

After they finished explaining, the two turned and left.

As I walked downstairs, I suddenly remembered that the two of them had brought things with them when they came, but left empty-handed.

"Did we leave our lunchboxes behind?"

"Look at my brain, I forgot to take the lunchboxes Wang Erniu gave us."

"Hurry back and get it, don't delay Erniu from delivering food to Lao Wu tomorrow."

The two jogged back to the ward, panting as they pushed open the door, only to be stunned by what they saw.

At this moment, Wu Hanfeng was sitting on the edge of the bed, holding an apple in his hand.

He was craning his neck to pass the apple out.

And standing beside the hospital bed was a person.

A nurse in her early twenties with a ponytail.

She smiled and took the apple Wu Hanfeng handed her; their fingers accidentally touched.

The nurse blushed instantly, hurriedly put away the apple, and whispered something.

Wu Hanfeng also smiled and said something.

The nurse immediately smiled, her eyes crinkling.

Judging from the atmosphere of their conversation and the blush on the nurse's face.

The two bachelors outside the door felt like they were watching a TV drama.

Pink bubbles almost started to appear in the air.

The nurse covered her face and laughed uncontrollably.

"Squad Leader Wu, you're hilarious."

"Haha, you should be even happier when you're sick, because the happier you are, the faster you'll recover."

At this moment, Zhou Haibo and Liu Yang, standing at the door, were dumbfounded.

The two exchanged a glance, both seeing shock in each other's eyes!

Zhou Haibo said, "Look at him, how does he look like he just came out of the gates of hell?"

Liu Yang shook his head blankly: "It doesn't seem like it at all. I thought he came here for a vacation to pick up girls."

"We've only walked for a few minutes, how did he manage that?"

"You forgot, Lin Xiao just cut him a fruit platter."

"Damn it, if Lin Xiao knew he was using this plate of fruit to pick up girls, he should have just given him a box of mulberries instead, so he could grin and show off his big black teeth."

"Yes! What a complete waste of Lin Xiao's good intentions!"

"I now seriously doubt that the veteran was actually dizzy from running this morning," Liu Yang said earnestly.

"What do you mean?"

"He did it on purpose."

"Think about it, he has a criminal record and experience. Getting dizzy from running is probably just a pretext. His real purpose is to come to the medical team."

Zhou Haibo looked bewildered: "What's he doing at the medical team?"

Liu Yangchong raised his chin slightly in the ward.

Zhou Haibo followed his gaze.

Wu Hanfeng's talk about the mural made the female nurse laugh heartily.

Just look at the soldiers in the hospital; they all have long faces, full of bitterness and resentment.

But look at this one in front of you, not only is he all smiles, but he's also more energetic than the two at the door.

Who can you complain to?

Looking at the scene in the ward, he gritted his teeth and said, "This isn't a hospital stay! This is a fucking vacation!"

Liu Yang's eyes widened and he gasped: "Could it be that making him faint from running was part of his plan?"

"I came here to the sanitation team—for a vacation!"