I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 68: The class monitor helped me wash my socks!
"Old Wu, we were just thinking about something."
"Liu Yang said that your grades for the previous six years were ridiculously stable."
"Do you think it's possible that you've been hiding your true strength all along?"
Wu Hanfeng blinked, somewhat amused: "I'm hiding my strength?"
"Yes," Zhou Haibo said.
"We hadn't had a suitable bait before, but today you heard we were going to wash your socks, so you made a special effort to win!"
"I suspect you've been deliberately putting on an act for the past six years?!"
Wu Hanfeng was taken aback for a moment, then burst into laughter.
"You mean, all these years of meticulous pretense were just for this day, to redeem myself and have you wash my socks?"
"Do you guys think this is outrageous or not?"
Wu Hanfeng was almost at a loss for words, "What kind of person would pretend for six years just because of one pair of socks?"
"Just how calculating do you think I am?"
"If I really had this kind of acting skill, I would have gone straight to the performing arts troupe, instead of running five kilometers here."
The three exchanged glances and realized that what he said seemed to make sense.
I've known Wu Hanfeng for seven years. Although he talks a lot of nonsense and is good at causing trouble, he's still a big shot.
But he is not someone who can hide his shortcomings.
He lacks both patience and shrewdness.
If he really had that ability, he would have shown off in front of everyone on the very first day. He wouldn't have kept it to himself for so long.
"So what exactly happened?"
Chen Zhiyuan glared at him: "Don't tell me you somehow unlocked your Ren and Du meridians after running yourself ragged yesterday. I don't read novels."
Wu Hanfeng said sheepishly, "I just opened up my Ren and Du meridians."
"Stop talking nonsense."
"Sigh, it's true. Didn't I get dizzy from running yesterday? I saw my great-grandmother waving at me from the clouds while I was unconscious."
"She said she made soup for me, and I wanted to drink it but I didn't get to. But I still feel lightheaded."
"I tried it today and found that I can run even faster! Isn't this like opening up my meridians?"
Chen Zhiyuan said speechlessly, "Did your great-grandmother, who's over a hundred years old, somehow open up your Ren and Du meridians in the clouds?"
My great-grandmother said she gave me a wisp of divine energy.
The three people: "..."
Should I believe him or believe that I am Qin Shi Huang?
Chen Zhiyuan took a deep breath.
Hitting people is against the rules!
As a company commander, one must lead by example and not physically punish soldiers.
"OK."
"If you say it's too cute, then it's too cute."
"But your grades today..."
Wu Hanfeng said with a resentful look, "I'm not quite satisfied yet."
The three of them were truly stunned this time.
"You've improved by three and a half points, and you're saying you're not satisfied?" Zhou Haibo's eyes widened.
Wu Hanfeng shook his head.
"To be honest, after I left the medical team this morning, I thought I'd warm up, so I ran three kilometers back from there."
The entire room fell silent.
Face slapped!
A complete slap in the face!
They had thought Wu Hanfeng had a physical advantage in catching up, but it turned out he ran three kilometers more!
Otherwise, the score would probably be within nineteen minutes!
"Wait a minute! You said you ran back from the medical team and then ran another five kilometers, how could you still get this result?"
"Yes." Wu Hanfeng nodded. "Sigh, so I'm not very satisfied with this result. I feel I could have performed better."
The three looked at each other, bewildered.
Chen Zhiyuan looked at the two of them: "It seems that they are not hiding their strength, but have truly opened up their Ren and Du meridians."
Although this is not scientifically sound.
But the facts were right in front of him.
A person with short, flat feet, poor physical fitness, and poor lung capacity achieved such a result.
In the distance, the new recruits were still gathered around the parade ground, their expressions increasingly shocked.
"Kun'er, what was Feng's score just now?"
"Twenty minutes and fifty-eight seconds."
......
"He was dizzy from running yesterday, yet he still managed to achieve this result, and he's six years older than me."
Qian Kun nodded: "I feel like he might be about to rise to prominence."
........
The dormitory was filled with excitement after the training session ended.
Because he was willing to accept defeat, Zhou Haibo had to wash his socks.
Not only do I have to wash socks for a week, but I also have to prepare foot bath water for a week!
The fact that a platoon leader has to wash a recruit's socks and fetch water for him to wash his feet sounds like something out of a wish-fulfillment novel about recruits.
Everyone was looking forward to the scene of the class monitor making his appearance.
Everyone wanted to see how the class monitor would keep his promise.
"Wow, Feng-ge, Sergeant Zhou is really going to wash your socks!"
Wu Hanfeng said smugly, "He said it himself, and everyone on the playground heard it."
"He keeps his word, especially since he's our class monitor."
Just then, the door opened.
Zhou Haibo had a stern face and was holding a red bucket in his hand.
"Where are your socks?"
Wu Hanfeng slowly walked to the bedside and pulled a bulging black plastic bag from under the bed.
Zhou Haibo's eyes widened instantly, and his lips twitched twice.
"What's in your bag?"
"What else could it be?"
Wu Hanfeng threw the bag to Zhou Haibo.
Zhou Haibo carefully opened the plastic bag.
In an instant, a pungent odor wafted out.
Zhou Haibo was so overwhelmed by the fumes that he almost collapsed to the ground.
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