I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 80 Yellow mud falling into your crotch, even if it's not shit, it's still shit.
Qian Kun anxiously waved his fingers in front of Wu Hanfeng's eyes twice, "Brother Feng, look at my hand."
"What's one plus one? Brother Feng, say something, don't scare me!"
Wu Hanfeng remained completely still.
Zhao Yihang poked his face and then slapped it hard.
"Brother Feng, if you don't wake up soon, your enemy in your dream is coming."
Wu Hanfeng's eyelid suddenly twitched.
Finally, there's a response!
At this moment, Chen Zhiyuan, Liu Yang and the other two ran wildly toward them.
The three of them, breathless, ran up to Wu Hanfeng and surrounded him.
Chen Zhiyuan looked at Wu Hanfeng's strange yet smiling face and was immediately filled with anger.
His chest heaved violently, and he angrily ripped off his hat, unleashing a flurry of eighteen slaps at Wu Hanfeng's face.
"Damn it, Wu Hanfeng, you son of a bitch, you're pulling this trick again."
"Are you deliberately trying to mess with my mentality?"
"You fainted yesterday and you fainted again today. Is the sanitation team your office? You go there more often than you go to the cafeteria."
Wu Hanfeng remained motionless, still smiling.
Seeing that things were not going well, Zhou Haibo pushed Chen Zhiyuan away.
"Company commander, stop talking! They've already fainted. We need to give them first aid!"
He reached out and pinched Wu Hanfeng's philtrum.
Unfortunately, there was still no response.
They changed it to cardiopulmonary resuscitation.
"Wu Hanfeng, wake the hell up! Can't you hear me?"
"Do you still want me to wash your socks?! If you don't wake up soon, I'll throw all your stinky socks away!"
But Wu Hanfeng still did not respond.
Zhou Haibo panicked completely.
Liu Yang also squatted down and grabbed Wu Hanfeng's wrist to feel his pulse.
The pulse is still present.
When I opened her eyelids again, her pupils appeared normal.
But no matter how I call him, he doesn't respond.
"Exactly the same as yesterday. Is he really not possessed by a ghost? Otherwise, how could he be perfectly fine, everything normal, but still unconscious?!"
"Bullshit! Why weren't you eliminated during the Destroy the Four Olds campaign!"
Chen Zhiyuan took out his phone and made a call: "Quickly call the motor pool to come over. Someone else has fainted here. Get them to the medical team immediately!"
Chen Zhiyuan put down his phone and looked at Wu Hanfeng.
"He's becoming more and more reckless. Today he ran onto Tuanda Avenue, tomorrow he might be heading towards Yingwai."
Sudden.
The sound of a diesel engine could be heard in the distance.
A dark green military pickup truck drove towards them.
A burly sergeant sat in the driver's seat.
His brows were furrowed at the moment.
It was Wang Erniu.
He was supposed to go with the logistics assistant to pick up next week's ingredients.
I just got back to the camp and drove along the main road towards the canteen.
He glanced to the side as usual and noticed a group of people gathered around the corner, some in training uniforms and others wearing white helmets.
There was another one lying on the ground.
Fearing an accident, he immediately turned the steering wheel around and sped towards them.
He opened the car door and strode into the crowd.
"What happened?"
The voice just fell.
He looked down and saw Wu Hanfeng lying on the ground with a kind smile.
"Feng, Feng-ge! Why did he faint again?! Didn't he faint once yesterday? The team doctor said it was fatigue-induced fainting, what's going on today?"
He looked up, wanting to confront someone.
He suddenly noticed Li Pengfei and He Dong, who were standing at the back of the crowd wearing white helmets.
"It's you guys again!"
"I knew you guys were up to no good! Did I not serve you well last time? You're holding a grudge against my deputy squad leader, so you're chasing after him again today!"
"He's fainted again. Are you trying to drive him to his death before you're satisfied?"
Li Pengfei never expected that the firepower would actually be directed at him.
He began to explain, stammering.
"Squad Leader Wang, Squad Leader Wang, let me explain, it's not what you think."
"We didn't arrest him; he ran away on his own. We even helped them keep an eye on Wu Handong's safety. You can ask them if you don't believe me."
He Dong chimed in, "That's right, that's right, we just happened to be passing by, it has nothing to do with us. He was running like crazy on his own, it has nothing to do with us!"
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