I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Wu Hanfeng whispered, "No need."

Zhou Haibo frowned and asked, "Wu Hanfeng, tell me the truth, before the race started today, did you say anything to Zhao Yihang and Qian Kun beforehand?"

Wu Hanfeng pondered for a moment.

He vaguely remembered that he had asked the two of them to come with him.

It seems they also said that if you see someone faint, you should immediately send them to the medical team.

But given the current situation, Chen Zhiyuan absolutely cannot know this.

"No, they didn't say anything. I just chatted with them for a few minutes first."

"Just chatting?"

Zhou Haibo snorted coldly.

With a cold smile on his face, he stared straight at Wu Hanfeng.

In an instant, the ward became so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

Under Wu Hanfeng's gaze, Chen Zhiyuan slowly reached out and touched his shoelaces.

Wang Erniu also put his hands in his pockets, as if he was looking at something.

Lin Xiao's smile became even gentler.

Seeing the strange state of the group, Wu Hanfeng panicked instantly.

Despite being lying in a hospital bed, he quickly raised his hand.

"Everyone, let me explain!"

"That's right, my great-grandmother appeared to me in a dream last night."

The five people were stunned again.

The term "too big sister" has been appearing far too frequently these past two days.

"So what if you're too babyish?"

Chen Zhiyuan knew perfectly well that Wu Hanfeng was up to no good, but he had no choice but to speak out indignantly.

"I'd like to see what other tricks you can come up with."

Wu Hanfeng's eyes flickered slightly, and a set of words automatically came to his lips.

He knew perfectly well that no one would believe him, so what could he do? He couldn't very well tell the truth, could he?

Tell them that they have a system in their body.

Was all that desperate effort twice for the purpose of fusing with the physique enhancement liquid?

If I really said that, they'd probably contact me immediately and transfer me to a mental hospital.

"My great-grandmother told me that the soup she gave me yesterday didn't count because I didn't get to drink it."

"She said she was old and had been waiting for me with soup for a long time, but I didn't go. She got angry and said that I had to drink this soup today, or she would disown me as her great-grandson."

"So you just ran away?" Zhou Haibo looked at him speechlessly.

"I don't want to either! My great-grandmother was very powerful when she was alive. What if she comes looking for me every day if I don't run away?"

"You've never even seen her, how do you know?"

Chen Zhiyuan saw that Wu Hanfeng was speaking with a serious expression.

He looked at Zhou Haibo, then at Wang Erniu.

He tapped his temple with his index finger and saw the other person sigh almost imperceptibly.

People seriously suspect that he has lost his mind.

If Chen Zhiyuan hadn't known Wu Hanfeng for many years, he probably would have been fooled by his acting skills.

half an hour.

Chen Zhiyuan said, "Alright, let's not argue with him."

"As long as a person is awake, that's better than anything else."

Wang Erniu looked at Wu Hanfeng meaningfully, sighed softly, shook his head, and left.

Seeing him about to leave, Wu Hanfeng hurriedly asked, "Erniu, where are you going?"

Wang Erniu waved his hand: "You should rest well. I'll go to the cafeteria and get you something to eat."

Wu Hanfeng was just about to feel relieved.

Wang Erniu turned his head again.

"Squad leader, if you faint a third time, there won't even be any plain porridge with boiled vegetables. I've brought you all the leftover rotten vegetable scraps from when the cooks were picking vegetables, understand?"

Wu Hanfeng shrank his neck.

He nodded repeatedly, "I understand! I understand!"

Wang Erniu snorted, closed the door, and left.

next second.

Wang Erniu's voice came from outside the door.

"Hey, comrade on duty, where's your cafeteria? I've already asked Dr. Zhang if I can borrow your cafeteria for a bit."

"Don't worry, it's not against the rules. Go ask them if you don't believe me."

None of the four people remaining in the ward looked happy either.

Wu Hanfeng desperately needed an excuse to break the awkward atmosphere.

"By the way, what's Erniu doing here? Shouldn't he be in the cafeteria?"

"You have the nerve to ask? If it weren't for you, he would have already started preparing dinner for everyone."

Wu Hanfeng gave a guilty laugh.

"When he came back from shopping, he saw you lying on the ground with two police officers standing next to you. He thought they had chased you unconscious, so he gave the two officers a good scolding."

"Thanks to you, I reckon those two disciplinary officers will be writing transfer applications as soon as they get back to the team."

Wu Hanfeng was stunned.

I think I asked those two police officers to help stop people.

It seems I have no choice but to blame myself.

These two inspectors were unlucky; if they hadn't been helping themselves, they wouldn't have been misunderstood by Wang Erniu.

He pondered for a moment and said, "This was indeed my fault. They did help me, and later... at worst, I'll have Erniu cook them a nice meal."

Chen Zhiyuan's blood pressure spiked again when he saw the way the man was deliberately doing the wrong thing.

"Wang Erniu dares to do it, but neither of them dares to eat it."

Wu Hanfeng will always be like this.

He and Wu Hanfeng have known each other for seven years.

Wu Hanfeng was always causing trouble; he would curse.

Wu Hanfeng grinned and continued to curse.

Back and forth.

Liu Yang smiled at Zhou Haibo and said, "Squad Leader Zhou, I've thought of a word that suits you perfectly."

"What word?"

"The Madman Chaser - The One Who Chases Madness".