He was exiled to Dongguan and shot by two young women with promiscuous sexual harassment.

The next day, Yang Jiulang was woken up early by the sunlight. When he opened his eyes, Lee Hyori was no longer on him, and there was still a faint scent of shampoo on the pillow.

He stretched and felt completely relaxed.

Since being blessed with "Dawei Shenlong", not only has my sexual performance been completely transformed, but after each time we finish, I feel like I've taken a tonic and my whole body feels much more energetic.

She ran to the bathroom shirtless and washed up. When she came out, she saw Lee Hyori tidying up the room. Hou Qinqin was still curled up on the mattress scrolling through her phone, wearing that pink camisole nightgown, her snow-white shoulders and collarbones completely exposed, her legs entangled in the blanket. The sight was so bad that even a person with manners wouldn't dare to look.

"Qingqing, get up right now," Yang Jiulang called out, staring at her.

Hou Qinqin rolled over, pouting and acting coquettishly, "Honey, come and pick me up~"

Yang Jiulang really wanted to hug her, so he muttered "I give up" and walked over. As soon as he reached out, Hou Qinqin wrapped herself around him like an octopus, with her two arms around his neck and her whole body hanging on him.

Her body was warm and soft, and the sensation made Yang Jiulang's heart flutter.

"Alright, alright, get down now." Yang Jiulang patted her bottom.

Hou Qinqin refused to let go and whispered in his ear, "Honey, last night I dreamt that you were doing *that* with a woman, and it was really loud."

Yang Jiulang was startled, but remained outwardly calm: "Don't be so delusional. I slept like a machine last night."

He put her down and ran to the bedroom.

The three of them washed up, dressed, and headed straight for the breakfast spot.

They had agreed yesterday that they would take Hou Qinqin to try the aunt's cooking.

The three of them each ordered what they liked to eat.

Hou Qinqin ate with great relish.

She saw Lee Hyori peel an egg for Yang Gu-rang and wanted to peel one for herself too.

Yang Jiulang stared at Hou Qinqin's clumsy little hands and the messy patches on her ten fingers, frowned and said, "Why wear those things? They're disgusting to look at."

Hou Qinqin glared at him: "Honey, what do you know? This is called manicure, okay? It's beautiful."

"I don't see how beautiful it is, but it's definitely inconvenient. Is that thing sharp? Won't it prick your skin?" Yang Jiulang asked.

"Hmph, that's because they don't have the money to get new ones. Besides, I went out and looked all over yesterday, and this crappy place doesn't even have a nail salon."

Yang Jiulang pursed his lips, indicating that he did not understand.

Lee Hyori smiled gently: "Big brother, this girl, Qinqin, has been obsessed with manicures since she was little. Before, when she couldn't afford to get them done, she would just stand there and watch, and she could watch all day long."

Yang Jiulang shook his head, neither understanding nor respecting: "You've peeled that egg so badly it's like a tea egg. You can eat it yourself."

Yang Jiulang took out his phone, intending to send red envelopes to everyone.

Suddenly, a brilliant idea struck me. Today I'm going on a big shopping spree with them, so why not use the entire 1,000 yuan limit on Lee Hyori? She offers a 50x rebate!

He then put his phone away.

I've had breakfast.

The three of them took a taxi straight to the city center.

Yang Jiulang sat in the passenger seat, listening to the two girls chattering away in the back, and a kind smile appeared on his face.

Upon arriving in the city center, Yang Jiulang led them straight to the mobile phone section of a large shopping mall.

It was the weekend, and with the release of a new mobile phone, the specialty stores were bustling with activity.

Hou Qinqin tugged at Yang Jiulang's clothes and exclaimed excitedly, "Honey, you're not going to buy a cell phone, are you?!"

"I'll get you two new ones." Yang Jiulang led them through the crowd. "Look at your crappy phones, the screens are all scratched up, they have no feel at all."

Hou Qinqin was so excited she almost jumped up, but Li Xiaoli tugged at Yang Jiulang's sleeve and whispered, "Big brother, it's not necessary, my phone still works..."

"Being usable and being easy to use are not the same thing, you know."

Lee Hyori was about to say something when Yang Gulang stopped her: "Listen to me, okay, you guys choose, and tell me when you've chosen."

Hou Qinqin was like a bird released from its cage, flitting between the various booths, picking up each phone to take a look, but putting it down again as soon as she saw the price.

Lee Hyori followed beside her, but her gaze lingered only on the older models priced around two thousand.

In the end, the two of them each chose an older model phone, without any extra charges. It cost a little over two thousand.

Yang Jiulang shook his head, walked directly to the latest series booth, picked up a new Promax, and shoved it into Lee Hyori's hands: "Take a look, do you like this?"

Lee Hyori glanced at the price and gasped, "Over five thousand? No way, that's too expensive."

"This is it." With so many people in the store, Yang Jiulang didn't want to argue, so he simply asked the clerk to get the item.

Then he picked out a small folding TV and showed it to Hou Qinqin: "This one is quite flashy, it suits your style."

Hou Qinqin was immediately captivated by the item, but she was shocked when she saw the price – this little thing cost over six thousand.

Reluctantly, I let it go.

"That's it, take one." Yang Jiulang waved to the sales clerk.

Hou Qinqin's eyes widened, and Lee Hyori was also stunned.

"Honey, are you crazy?!" Hou Qinqin grabbed his arm, her manicured nails digging into her flesh. "Over ten thousand yuan!"

Yang Jiulang ignored her and walked to the cashier, silently asking himself, "Tingting, are you here?"

A playful female voice from the system rang out: 【I'm here!】

Can I attribute my entire 1,000 NTD daily spending limit to Lee Hyori?

Sure, you can pay for Lee Hyori first, and the system will automatically recognize it and trigger a rebate!

Yang Jiulang nodded and paid for Lee Hyori's Promax first.

【Ding. 】

[Host detected to have invested 1000 yuan in Lee Hyori! Triggering a 50x return!]

[Congratulations, host, you have received a rebate of 50000 yuan!]

Mobile SMS notifications are synchronized.

[Bank XX: A deposit of 50000.00 yuan has been received into your bank card ending in 8866. Current balance: 213450.00 yuan.]

Yang Jiulang secretly glanced at the message, his heart bubbling with joy.

This is the highest single-day income since the system was first established!

"Sir? Please sign the bill." The clerk called softly when he saw him standing there in a daze.

Yang Jiulang snapped out of his daze, signed the order, paid, and handed the two cell phones to the two women.

Holding the small folded paper, Hou Qinqin's eyes welled up with tears as she repeatedly said, "Husband, I love you, husband, I love you, husband, I love you..."

Lee Hyori held her new phone, her fingers stroking the leather back cover. She looked up at Yang Gu-rang, her eyes filled with emotion, heartache, and intense admiration.

【Ding! 】

Lee Hyori's favorability +5, current: 95

Hou Qinqin's favorability +5, current: 80

Holy crap, Lee Hyori is almost a hundred points without me even realizing it. I wonder how much rebate she'll get for a perfect score?

Hou Qinqin is about to break through the key milestone of 80 points. Putting aside what kind of blind box rewards she will receive, just look at her affection level. She has reached the point of strong admiration. Isn't it time to go for it?

Just as I was daydreaming, Hou Qinqin suddenly leaned over and squeezed their heads together: "Come on, let's take a group photo of the three of us."

The three of them stood head to head. Hou Qinqin raised her new phone and snapped a picture.

In the photo, Hou Qinqin smiles like an adorable dork, while Lee Hyori's dark eyes sparkle. Yang Jiulang, sandwiched between them, has an undisguised lewd look in his eyes.

After taking the photos, Yang Jiulang asked generously, "So, is there anything else you want to buy?"

The two women exchanged a glance, then walked aside and whispered a few words. When they returned, Hou Qinqin took Yang Jiulang's hand and said, "Honey, my sister and I have discussed it, and we want to give you a gift."

"What gift?"

"What do you like? We'll chip in and buy it." Lee Hyori chimed in, "Big brother, although we don't have much money, we just want to express our feelings."

Yang Jiulang laughed, "Okay, there's something I've wanted for a long time."

"Oh, honey, tell me quickly, what is it? We bought it for you."

Yang Jiulang raised his hand, extended his index finger, and slowly pointed to the side: "That's it."