He was exiled to Dongguan and shot by two young women with promiscuous sexual harassment.

"Jiu Lang, you're back!" Gu Lina smiled radiantly.

Yang Jiulang smiled brightly and pulled Gu Lina into his arms.

Gu Lina made a soft "uh-huh" sound, struggled slightly, and then let him carry her into the yard.

Yang Jiulang secretly activated "Know Your Enemy" and glanced at Gu Lina. The last bit of hope in his heart dissipated like cigarette ash.

[Name: Gu Qiang, Male, 28 years old, professional fraudster, fugitive, current alias: Gu Lina. Favorability towards host: 25 (Prey)]

Damn it, we've been flirting for so many days and my affection level is only 25. Damn it, I should have used "Know Your Enemy" to test the waters.

But then again, who the hell would be so bored as to doubt whether a beautiful woman is a man or a woman?

And the word "prey" was like a fishhook, pulling out fragments of Yang Jiulang's pursuit of her, holding her hand, hugging her, and kissing her lips from her memory these past few days.

"Ugh~" He retched again.

"Oh, Hisarou," Gu Lina asked with concern, "What's wrong?"

Yang Jiulang forced himself to swallow and shook his head: "It's nothing, I just got carsick."

"Oh," Gu Lina gently stroked Yang Jiulang's chest with her small hand and asked, "Weren't you going to pick up a friend?"

Yang Jiulang twirled the car keys in his hand and said casually, "I got out of the car when we arrived at the dormitory, saying I wanted to rest first."

The two went inside, hugging and embracing, leaving the dumbfounded Fatty in the car giving them a thumbs up: "He can still hug? This kid's made great progress, he's got potential!"

In the room.

Gu Lina was already sitting on the kitchen counter making steamed buns, her slender legs crossed, sunlight slanting in from the French windows and shining on her porcelain-white neck.

Yang Jiulang cursed inwardly, thinking to himself, "This bastard is a real professional at pretending to be a woman."

"Are you thirsty?" Yang Jiulang went to the refrigerator, took out some ice water, poured two glasses, and handed one to Gu Lina.

"Thank you!" Gu Lina reached out and took it.

As he was filling the cup with water, his fingertips brushed against Yang Jiulang's palm almost imperceptibly.

In the past, this touch of fingertips would have sent shivers down his spine. Now, it felt like being brushed by a gecko's tail.

He subtly withdrew his hand, pulled up a chair, and sat down: "Lina."

"Hmm?" Gu Lina tilted her head, her eyes crinkling into a smile.

"What brand is that outfit you're wearing?" Yang Jiulang asked, staring at her floral dress.

Gu Lina laughed: "I didn't notice, I bought it from a small shop, it only cost a few dozen yuan."

"No, I'm going to buy you something better." Yang Jiulang suddenly stood up and walked behind Gu Lina. "Stand up, let me take your measurements."

Gu Lina was slightly taken aback, but still stood up cooperatively.

Yang Jiulang's hands slid from her shoulders to her arms, then around her waist, his palms lightly touching her skin as he muttered, "Shoulder width, waist circumference, hip circumference..."

His hand hovered above her hips, and he suddenly said, "Lina, your pelvis is a bit wide."

Gu Lina froze for half a second: "I... used to practice dance."

"You're a good dancer." Yang Jiulang walked over. "No wonder you have such a great figure. Are you still learning?"

Gu Lina shook her head: "Learning to dance is very expensive."

"Hey," Yang Jiulang patted his chest, "Lina, you can continue your studies, I'll cover the expenses."

Gu Lina's eyes flickered: "Jiu Lang, why are you suddenly being so nice to me?"

Yang Jiulang laughed and said, "Of course, you're my girlfriend."

Gu Lina blushed and lowered her head shyly.

"And also," Yang Jiulang continued, "you'll drive that car by the door from now on."

"Huh? Hisarou, I'll drive? What...does that mean?"

Yang Jiulang took out his car keys, grabbed her hand and put it in his, "Lina, this car is for you."

"Ah!" Gu Lina suddenly covered her mouth, looking at Yang Jiulang in surprise. It took her a while to calm down and moisten her lips. "Jiulang, I... no, this is too precious."

"Hey, what's this? I'm going to buy you a house as a gift in a couple of days!"

"Oh, really, Hisarou?"

"Of course," Yang Jiulang leaned over, reached out and pinched her beautiful cheek, and said tenderly while suppressing his nausea, "Don't worry, I have plenty of money."

Gu Lina's lips trembled slightly for a moment, then she parted her lips slightly and said, "Jiulang, to be honest, I came to Dongguan this time to buy a house. My relative helped me find a nice one. If, if you are really willing, we can buy it together and each pay half of the down payment."

"I'm willing, a hundred percent willing," Yang Jiulang immediately declared, adding, "No need for us to split it in half, I'll buy it no matter the price."

Gu Lina slowly extended one finger, "One million as down payment."

"No, full payment."

"Oh, that's close to four million."

"No problem, I'll transfer the money to you later."

This is like a windfall! I've been scamming people for so many years, and I've never had it this easy.

Gu Lina could no longer care about being reserved. With a soft cry, she pounced on Yang Jiulang, thinking that this young man was too charming. Even if she gave herself to him later, what difference would it make?

Yang Jiulang didn't think so. Seeing that Gu Lina was about to pounce on him, he was so frightened that he could no longer care about acting. He quickly made a move and used a "Monkey Picking the Peach" technique to grab Gu Lina's crotch.

"Pfft"

I got a lot of stuff.

Time seemed to stand still for a brief moment, the image frozen in time.

A moment later, it was Yang Jiulang who was the first to shout. He let out a scream, let go of her hand, and then swung his arm, slapping Gu Lina so hard that she spun around several times before collapsing onto the sofa.

Gu Lina felt the excruciating pain in her lower body reach her brain, followed by the shattering of her beautiful dream and the return of consciousness.

With her big, teary eyes, she murmured, "Hisao, Hisao, you, you..."

Yang Jiulang was already standing by the pool washing his hands with a wire brush. As he washed, he glared at Gu Lina and said softly, "Gu Qiang, from now on, every time my name comes out of your mouth, I'll slap you."

These words, though spoken softly, are incredibly damaging.

Gu Qiang's mouth gaped open, opening and closing several times before finally managing to choke out, "You... what did you say? Who is Gu Qiang?"

Yang Jiulang shook the water off his hands with disdain, crossed his arms, and smiled slightly: "Gu Qiang, male, 28 years old, professional itinerant fraudster, fugitive. Hmph, do you want me to continue?"

Gu Lina, no, Gu Qiang, turned deathly pale, as if a layer of powder had been scraped off a wall. In fact, a layer of powder had indeed been scraped off his face, revealing his underlying yellow skin.

"Who are you? Who are you?"

"I, Yang Jiulang, guarantee the authenticity of my goods; if it's fake, I'll compensate you tenfold."

Gu Qiang, disregarding his bravado, grabbed his bag and tried to leave.

"Going through the city gate," Yang Jiulang kicked him over, knocking him to the ground. "Damn it, you've made me suffer so much, and you think you can just leave? There's no way it'll be that easy!"

Gu Qiang slowly lifted himself up from the ground, looked up at Yang Jiulang, tears streaming down his face, his voice trembling: "Big brother, I was wrong, please let me go... I... I'll leave now, and never appear in front of you again..."

"Let you off the hook?" Yang Jiulang sneered. "Let you off the hook so you can continue to swindle honest men? Gu Qiang, let me tell you, what you did is even more despicable than those who marry honest men. At least they have a decent path, but you, you just... well, you bastard!"

Gu Qiang cried even harder, trembling like a plastic bag in the wind, kowtowing repeatedly: "Big brother, I was wrong, big brother, please forgive me this time. Besides, big brother, I didn't lie to you!"

Yang Jiulang took a deep breath. Thinking about it, it made sense. He had been willingly throwing himself at the guy from head to toe. He had laughed at the fat guy before, but in the end, he was even more greedy than the fat guy. The fat guy had been scammed out of 500,000 yuan, but at least he had only held hands. As for him, ugh.

What a disgrace to our ancestors!

Yang Jiulang felt ashamed and angry. He thought that the most important thing was to keep the news secret. He must not let a third person know about the kiss. In fact, it was best if no one knew that he was pursuing him.

After thinking for a moment, he said, "Alright, you didn't lie to me. Here's what we'll do: if you agree to one request, I'll let you go."

"Big brother, if you say so, I will definitely do it." Gu Qiang raised his head, and hope rose again in his tear-stained eyes.