The night before the college entrance exam results were released, I redeemed my Peking University ad

[Host: Ji Bai]

[Level: Lv2 (Daily 100 Yuan Choice)]

[Shocking Value: 988 million/1000 million]

【Charm: 8】

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[Items: Controlled nuclear fusion fragments (2/10), Room-temperature superconducting fragments (7/10)]

……

In less than a day, the shock value increased by a full million.

We're just one step away from ten million; we'll be upgraded soon.

Ji Bai leaned back on the sofa, tapping his knees with his fingers, his mind racing.

Now that the dust has settled and everyone has been shocked, the rate at which the shock level increases will definitely slow down.

"What else are you planning to do?"

Ji Bai was getting impatient.

A 100-yuan option can blow up half the music scene; after upgrading, a 1000-yuan option is unlocked, with the reward value increasing exponentially. What kind of amazing options are those?

Ji Bai became increasingly itchy to do something, so he opened Weibo to figure out what to do next.

As soon as I clicked into the homepage, I found that the red dot number in the message bar had exploded, and the notifications that @ him were flooding several screens.

"Ji Bai, the diva wants to commission a song from you!"

"Quick, check Ye Lan's Weibo! You got a comment from the queen of pop!"

"Your Majesty, wake up! Come out and greet our guests! A big client has arrived!"

Ji Bai raised an eyebrow and followed the directions from netizens to Ye Lan's Weibo homepage.

Ye Lan, the "Jade Girl Queen," is a universally recognized top-tier diva in the entire Chinese music scene.

She debuted at the age of sixteen, and her first album achieved double platinum sales. She remained popular for the next fifteen years, won the Golden Melody Award for Best Female Singer four times, and her total record sales exceeded 50 million copies. Her concerts were a sensation wherever she went.

Her voice has been described by music critics as "a voice kissed by angels," clear and ethereal yet powerful. She always manages to bring a unique flavor to her covers, earning her the nickname "original singer killer" from fans.

But these titles aren't the most intimidating.

There have long been rumors in the industry that Ye Lan has a terrifyingly powerful background!

My grandfather was a founding general, and my parents were even more... I can't say, I can't say!

In the entertainment industry, such a family background is simply a game-changer.

But Ye Lan is incredibly low-key, with zero scandals in her fifteen years in the industry and never engaging in hype.

Aside from releasing albums and holding concerts, he almost never appears in the public eye.

Paparazzi have been staking out her for ten years, and the most shocking footage they captured was of her feeding stray cats on the street.

Her nickname, "Queen of Jade Girls," is truly well-deserved!

She's not the kind of "pure and innocent persona" that's been marketed; she's genuinely clean-cut and unassuming, and even the most scathing gossip accounts in the industry can't dig up a single black mark on her.

This person, who stands on a pedestal, retweeted Ji Bai's Weibo post of "Me and My Motherland" twenty minutes ago, adding the following text:

This is the best song I've heard this year.

As soon as the melody started, my eyes welled up with tears.

Ji Bai is so young, yet he has written such a sincere and moving expression of his love for his country. It truly earns my respect, even though I have been singing for over a decade.

I listened to it many times and couldn't put it down.

However, I think this song might have a different feel if sung by a female voice.

Ji Bai, I wonder if I have the honor?

They adopted an extremely humble posture.

The wording was so polite it bordered on ingratiating.

Ji Bai clicked his tongue.

This diva is something else.

This song is indeed sung by a female vocalist, and she is a superstar.

Ye Lan's voice is absolutely perfect for singing this song.

He thought for a moment and then replied directly to Ye Lan's Weibo post.

Just one sentence.

"Woman, are you trying to please me?"

The moment the message was posted, the entire Weibo account went silent for a split second.

Then, it blew straight through.

"Holy shit! Your Majesty?!"

"No! Your Majesty, do you know who that is? That's Ye Lan! The Jade Maiden Empress Ye Lan!!"

"Lan Jie, the queen of the three Chinese music awards, the leader of the 'Jade Girl' genre, and a third-generation red descendant! You just casually mention 'woman'? Do you have to be so arrogant?!"

"My hands are shaking! Ji Shen, just delete this and I'll pretend I didn't see it! That's Ye Lan! Her grandfather was a founding general!!"

"Your Majesty, calm down! That's a superstar! Not some internet celebrity! Are you serious about saying 'woman'?!"

"You just made me cry with 'Chasing Dreams,' and then you made me laugh with your domineering CEO quotes. How many faces do you have, Your Majesty?"

"It's all over, it's all over, it's all over! Ye Lan has been in the industry for fifteen years with zero scandals. No male celebrity has ever dared to speak to her like that in public. The last second-tier male star who tried to ride on her coattails was blacklisted and forced to retire from the industry!"

"Your Majesty, no! That's the Ye family! Even you can't afford to offend them!!"

"I'm a fan of Ye Lan, and I have very mixed feelings right now... On one hand, I think this kid is incredibly brave, but on the other hand, I think... how could he be so daring?!"

Ji Bai's fans and Ye Lan's fans were locked in a fierce battle in the comments section, while bystanders watched the spectacle while munching on melon seeds. The hashtag #JiBaiRepliesToYeLan# surged to the top three trending topics within ten minutes, followed by the word "boiling".

Everyone was waiting for Ye Lan's reaction.

Everyone thought Ye Lan would definitely be angry, and even if she didn't react, she wouldn't respond to that slightly flippant teasing remark.

Ji Bai's fans have already started to regret it, and are frantically commenting in the comment section, "The Emperor is drunk," "The kid is ignorant," and "Empress, don't take it to heart."

result.

Less than ten minutes.

Ye Lan replied.

It wasn't the cold indifference one might imagine, nor the official, polite "thank you for your attention," nor the condescending "please watch your words."

Instead, it was a sentence that made everyone think they were seeing things:

"So... were you pleased with yourself?"

It was followed by a winking emoji.

The entire network crashed.

"??????"

"What did I just see? I'm not seeing things, am I??"

"Big sister! You're a pure and innocent goddess, not a lustful woman!! Why are you acting all coquettish? What happened to your aloof persona?"

"I declare this to be the most surreal scene I've seen this year: a cool, aloof diva acting cute towards an 18-year-old boy, and the boy just calmly says 'I know'!"

"No way, are you two flirting here? One's asking, 'Are you trying to please me?' and the other's asking, 'Are you being pleased with?'"

"Ye Lan's image has collapsed! The aloof mask of the 'Jade Girl Queen' has shattered completely! The Ye Lan I've been a fan of for ten years isn't like this!"

"Who in the entire entertainment industry would dare let Ye Lan speak in that tone?"

Ji Bai: Proving math problems is too boring, let's tease the Queen for fun. World: ???

……

[Ding! Congratulations, host! Your shock value has reached 1000 million, meeting the upgrade requirements. You can upgrade at any time!]

Ji Bai stared at the notification that popped up in front of him for a moment, then smiled.

After laughing, I was speechless.

Damn, just one flirtatious remark from the diva has generated a shock value almost equal to the release of a hit song.

"Is this generation of netizens focusing on something a bit off?"

Ji Bai shook his head. Oh well, at least the system can be upgraded now.

My mood is wonderful.

He glanced down at Ye Lan's reply on his phone screen.

Then he replied:

"Woman, I'm waiting for you in Fucheng."

Then, silently repeat in your mind:

"System, upgrade!"