Heir to the martial arts world, starting with not crying at the Grim Reaper

The fragrance grew richer and sweeter over the course of the day.

Faced with his sister's temptation and the even bigger peach, Gu Jiu was almost unable to resist. He gritted his teeth and let out a final shout—"Sorry, I am from Yushan Prefecture, and I have only ever liked men since I was a child."

Get out of here!

I really can't hold on any longer!

Yes, he subconsciously felt something was wrong, but it was like a dream; he couldn't control himself, and it felt like a string of fire was burning from his lower abdomen to his head.

At this moment, Gu Jiu's hand had already reached out, about to open a crack in the window or directly puncture the window paper.

In that case, she can't get in, but I can enjoy it.

Just enjoy it.

Then, the voice outside changed again, and a man's voice came through—"Brother, you should have said so earlier. I'm their older brother. As an older brother, I love serving good older brothers like you the most."

"Dear brother, do you prefer a rougher, more rugged approach, or a more gradual one?"

Gu Jiu: "..."

Gu Jiu calmed down immediately and suddenly realized that none of the surrounding aromas smelled good anymore.

He quickly stepped back, pulled up his pants, then poured the remaining water from the teapot into his mouth and splashed it on his face. He grabbed a stool, assumed a Cloud-Dispelling Palm stance, and retreated back to the bed, staring intently at the direction of the door and windows.

"Hey, my good brother, say something!"

After a while, realizing that the people inside wouldn't come out, the people outside slammed the window and a woman's cursing voice came through—"They still won't come out, are they some kind of dead eunuch?"

Soon, the figure in the window disappeared.

Afterwards, Gu Jiu could vaguely hear those sweet or mature voices drifting through the window paper; they must have gone to the inn to find other guests.

For a moment, Gu Jiu was still in shock, feeling that the inn in the night was filled with an eerie atmosphere.

"What was that outside just now?"

"Is it just a random shrew, or a group operation?"

"Is the whole family selling themselves?"

He even thought she looked a bit like a female ghost.

The reason why the other party did not come in directly, but kept enticing him to open the door or partially leave, was because there happened to be a picture of a divine general on the wall of the room.

After that, Gu Jiu couldn't sleep at all.

He even heard some "service" voices.

As time passed, the woman's voice, whether near or far, gradually faded away.

"Have they left?"

Judging from the noise just now, it seems that someone actually did it, but it didn't cause much of a commotion.

Is it really just a simple sale?

Thirty coins, that's really a good deal.

……

As dawn broke and the sound of people moving around came from outside, Gu Jiu knew it was time to set off again.

As a mere ox or horse, he naturally had to get up earlier than the four master heroes.

Just as he finished dressing and was about to leave, a sharp, eerie scream rang out.

"Big brother, you!"

"Don't come any closer!"

"You are!"

……

It was just dawn, and the night mist had not yet dissipated, making everything in the inn appear hazy and dim.

In the inn's corridor, Ye Daying and Ye Sanxiong, two of the "Three Heroes of Ye Lake," saw each other and looked terrified.

Hearing the noise, Ye Erfeng opened the door.

"roar!"

"you!"

"What's wrong!"

The three heroes of Yehu simultaneously let out a scream as if they had seen a ghost.

Gu Jiu's room was at one end of the corridor, from where he could just see the three of them.

"grass!"

Fear involuntarily showed on his face.

Because the three heroes of Yehu have changed.

They became fans.

The pink of the peach blossoms is very rich, as if they are covered with the artist's pastel colors.

No, it was even worse; the pink color seemed to grow from their flesh, making all three of them appear incredibly pink for a moment.

Three burly men, their shoulders long enough for a horse to run across, with thick beards and leg hair, all had turned pinkish-red, probably more so than any girl in the world with a face as beautiful as a peach blossom.

They stood there, looking incredibly eerie in the hazy mist.

At this moment, Ye Daying suddenly moved his buttocks in a panic and farted.

As a result, his farts were all pink!

"This fart is probably poisonous!"

Gu Jiu realized what was happening and quickly covered her mouth and nose.

The innkeeper, who was about to deliver the water for washing his face, was already stunned, his mouth agape, when the pink color was directly applied to his face.

The three heroes of Yehu had already realized the problem and quickly went to look in the mirror.

The moment they saw their own faces, they all let out a continuous series of strange screams.

"This is……"

The more afraid they were, the more vibrant the pink color on their bodies became, as if it came alive, surging outwards in concentric circles.

To outsiders, they look like they have pink mouths that keep opening and closing.

At this moment, the heroine Xue Qingqing heard the noise and opened the door.

The next moment, she was terrified, her face filled with fear as she asked, "What...what's wrong with you?"

With a thud, Ye Daying fell to the ground.

He waved his chubby pink hand weakly and said in a hoarse voice, "Junior Sister Xue."

"Help, help me!"

As Xue Qingqing created some distance, she asked anxiously, "How can we save her?"

"Let's go find the Goddess of the Luo River..."

Suddenly, Ye Daying's voice stopped abruptly, and his pupils shrank to two black dots.

Because Xue Qingqing suddenly said something.

"Is this how you save someone?"

Her voice suddenly changed, becoming very sweet, and at the same time, her hairstyle changed into a clever double ponytail.

At this moment, Xue Qingqing looked at Ye Erfeng again and asked, "And you?"

As she spoke, her voice changed again, becoming full of mature charm, and her hair was styled into a bun, even her bob and breasts appeared larger.

"And you."

At this moment, her voice changed to that of a man, speaking to Ye Sanxiong.

"what!"

"what!"

"you!"

The three heroes of Yehu tried to scream in terror, but they quickly covered their necks, their breathing became rapid, and their voices became hoarse.

They fell to the ground, their pink color growing even more intense.

The Ten Mile Inn in the early morning suddenly became as terrifying as a ghost town.

The waiter stood there, mouth agape, his crotch soaked.

Gu Jiu, who was already standing behind him, quickly moved to protect him in front of her and backed away.

"And you."

As the surrounding mist shifted, "Heroine Xue Qingqing," who had just been at the other end of the corridor, appeared in front of Gu Jiu as if she had materialized out of thin air.

She transformed back into a female knight-errant, her purple robe enveloping her imposing figure, her expression fierce as she faced Gu Jiu.

Not far away, the plump bodies of the three heroes of Yehu lay on the ground, like rotten peach blossoms growing on fertile, decaying flesh.

Gu Jiu broke out in a cold sweat, facing the formidable Xue Qingqing, and said with a pained expression, "I haven't brushed my teeth yet."

The next moment, he stopped breathing.

The whip wrapped around Xue Qingqing's waist seemed to come alive, suddenly wrapping around his neck and lifting him up.

Gu Jiu discovered that it wasn't a whip at all, but a snake!

He could clearly feel the cold snakeskin and the throbbing of the snake's body.

Is he still alive?

At this moment, Xue Qingqing, her face flushed with anger, questioned, "Why didn't you sleep with me last night?"

"Could it be that you really are a eunuch?"

"Your place isn't small, why don't you sleep with me?" Xue Qingqing gripped his penis and continued to question him.

From here, she still appears to be that pure and innocent-looking female knight in purple, yet she asks precisely this kind of question.

Gu Jiu felt the silver snake around her neck tightening.

He knew very well that his next answer would determine his life or death.

On a sudden impulse, he could only bite the bullet and say, "I like it, I like you the way you are."

Xue Qingqing was taken aback for a moment, then smiled sweetly and said, "So you like female knights-errant."

"Haha, this is interesting."

She laughed so hard that Gu Jiu's body, which was entangled, also trembled. With a snap, the secret manual fell out of Gu Jiu's chest.

"Cloud-Dispelling Palm?"

Upon seeing this manual, Xue Qingqing laughed even louder.

After laughing, she leaned closer and breathed sweetly at Gu Jiu, saying, "Gu Jiu, you're quite amusing. I'll come looking for you again, and next time I won't let you off so easily."

A gust of wind blew by, stirring up the fog...

"In Peach Blossom Valley dwells a Peach Blossom Hermitage, beneath which dwells a Peach Blossom Immortal. The Peach Blossom Immortal plants peach trees, and uses the blossoms as payment for wine..."

A faint, melancholic voice rises, sounding both distant and whispered in your ear, carrying a chilling aura that seems to penetrate deep into your body.

Gu Jiu suddenly shivered.

Before the singing had faded, Xue Qingqing disappeared into the mist, as if she had never existed.

But the three pink corpses in the corridor told everyone that she had been there.

The three heroes of Yehu, who seemed and sounded quite formidable, were gone just like that, dying there.

Gu Jiu sat on the ground and started coughing.

He had naturally realized long ago that the female knight Xue Qingqing was actually the "prostitute" who knocked on the window last night.

But in this world, are all "unlicensed" people really that scary?

(P.S.: Is this pheasant scary?)