My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.
Chapter 11 Dilraba: I Fly!
"Wait a minute, did I just hear that right?"
Deng Chao picked at his ear, revealing a smile that suggested he was enjoying the spectacle.
Wang Zulan subconsciously looked at the camera:
"Can this still be broadcast?"
In front of the monitor, Director Lu jumped up from his chair: "Holy crap! What did he say?!"
The live stream chat exploded with comments.
"??????"
"666, that speed!"
"This isn't a kids' channel, is it?! Hahahaha!"
"Xu Yan, you really dare to say that!"
"Weld the doors shut! Nobody is allowed to get out!"
"..."
Dilraba's pretty face instantly turned red.
She wished she could give Xu Yan a Pegasus Meteor Fist right there and then!
Is this something that can be said in front of the camera?
wrong!
You can't say it even when you're not on camera!
"Xu Yan!!!"
She raised her hand in shame and anger to hit him.
Xu Yan quickly backed away, looking completely innocent: "What? Can't I drink Anmuxi if I'm thirsty?"
Dilraba's hand paused in mid-air.
huh?
Anmuxi?!
Her expression froze for a moment, and her slightly flushed face returned to normal instantly.
The gazes of the onlookers, which had been fixed on the spectacle, instantly cleared.
Zheng Kai: "An...An Muxi?"
Wang Zulan: "So you were talking about the sugar daddy."
Han Geng: "What kind of weird product placement is this? I almost got the wrong idea."
The director immediately sat back down in his chair, letting out a sigh of relief.
Chen Chichi's eyes darted around: "If that's how you explain it, then Mom Chen! I want milk too!"
"Get out! Get out! Get out!"
Big Black Bull immediately laughed and cursed as he pushed Chen Chichi away.
Xu Yan blinked, looking completely innocent, and said, "It's An Muxi, what else did you think it was?"
"We thought..."
Zheng Kai hesitated for a moment, then said in a serious tone, "Of course we also thought it was Anmuxi."
"snort."
"You're quick to smooth things over."
Reba gave a haughty snort, then turned her head away arrogantly.
The comments section started scrolling at that moment.
"Oh, it's Anmuxi. I thought it was Anmuxi."
"I almost thought there was going to be a mishap on the show."
"Six hundred and sixty-six, it can still turn even on the highway, hahaha."
"Sponsor: Thank you for the product placement."
"With our sponsors here, who dares to object?"
"..."
Director Lu then continued to explain:
"The Gender Change Card allows you to designate one of your Saints to temporarily become Athena."
"After becoming Athena, you can replace the original Athena and serve as either the eagle or the mother hen."
Dilraba and Yang Beibi's eyes lit up at the same time.
The two looked at Xu Yan and Da Hei Niu respectively.
Wow~
The crowd immediately started making noise, and their eyes involuntarily fell on Xu Yan and the big black ox.
Everyone immediately realized it.
It's very likely that Da Hei Niu and Xu Yan will be facing off soon.
After all, one is the recognized strongest member of Running Man, and the other is a newcomer who has just shown amazing physical abilities.
Seeing this, Xu Yan came to Reba's side.
I mimicked what Dilraba had just done and touched her hair.
"Good boy, call me Mommy."
"What are you yelling for!"
Dilraba angrily punched Xu Yan in the lower back, as revenge for the teasing during their earlier car chase.
……
Soon, the game of "Eagle Catches Chicks" and tearing off name tags began.
In the first round, Yang Beibi played the eagle and Reba played the mother hen.
Xu Yan, Deng Chao, and Han Geng lined up behind Reba in that order.
Although Xu Yan speaks very fast, he is still very tactful.
Her hands were simply placed lightly on Dilraba's waist.
Dilraba slapped his hand and said, "Hold on tight, don't fall behind."
"oh."
Xu Yan had no choice but to grip Reba's slender waist with a little more force.
"Blue team goes first, two minutes allotted, start!"
As soon as Director Lu finished speaking, Eagle Yang Beibi immediately rushed towards Han Geng at the back of the team.
Reba quickly spread her arms and led the three "chicks" behind her to the side.
But in games like Eagle Catches Chicks, it's easy to focus on the front and neglect the back.
Deng Chao was thrown off balance and staggered, but fortunately Han Geng kept up at the back and remained relatively steady.
Yang Beibi chased after him for half a lap, reaching out several times, almost touching the name tag on Han Geng's back each time.
Chen Chichi was jumping up and down anxiously on the blue team's side:
"Baby! Tear off the last one! The very last one!"
Yang Beibi kept looking back as she chased after him:
"I know!"
However, despite Yang Beibi's best efforts, she was still unable to tear off Han Geng's mask due to the difference in physical strength and height.
The Blue Team immediately realized that if they had Yang Beibi as the Eagle, it wouldn't be easy to quickly eliminate someone.
Chen Chichi raised the prop card without hesitation:
"Director Lu, let's use the gender-change card!"
Director Lu: "Whom should I designate?"
Chen Chichi pointed directly at Li Chen: "Big Black Bull!"
Li Chen took a step forward, and his aura instantly changed.
He was already tall, and with the temporary Athena badge on him, the moment he stood in front of Dilraba's team, the sense of oppression was overwhelming.
Chen Chichi excitedly pumped his fist: "With Chen Ma on the battlefield, not a blade of grass will be left standing!"
Zheng Kainiao shouted, "Big Black Bull, teach them a lesson!"
"Don't worry, leave it to me."
Li Chen rolled up his sleeves, looking determined to win.
His gaze fell on Xu Yan, and he said, "Little Xu, after I tear Han Geng and Deng Chao apart, I'll come and tear you apart."
After saying that, the director announced "Action" again.
Li Chen moved instantly.
It was incredibly fast, like a black whirlwind!
Dilraba's expression immediately changed.
When Yang Beibi chases someone, at least he has some room to circle around.
Li Chen is different.
As soon as he charged over, the entire team felt like they were being crushed by a wall.
Reba quickly led everyone to hide next to the bookshelf on the left, but Da Hei Niu was not like Yang Bei Bi who could be led around.
He directly and roughly grabbed Deng Chao's arm, then took a step forward and grabbed Han Geng's arm as well.
Han Geng's eyes widened immediately.
"What incredible strength!"
He had barely finished speaking when Li Chen reached out his other hand.
Han Geng quickly retreated to dodge.
But under the suppression of the big black bull's skillful techniques and immense strength.
In just three seconds.
"Rip!"
Han Geng's name tag was torn off.
"NO!"
Han Geng cried out in pain and clutched his head with both hands.
The announcement immediately came on:
"Han Geng, out!"
Li Chen didn't have time for a friendly hug with Han Geng before rushing straight towards Deng Chao.
"The big black bull is coming! Get out of the way!"
Deng Chao exclaimed in surprise.
But according to the rules of the game, he must hold on tightly to Xu Yan, and Xu Yan must hold on tightly to Reba.
Therefore, the team's actions were completely influenced by Reba.
They couldn't outrun Li Chen at all.
In just two seconds, Li Chen grabbed Deng Chao again.
"Go Chen Ge!"
Yang Beibi jumped up excitedly and applauded for Li Chen.
"Go, Big Black Bull! Tear Deng Chao apart!"
Wang Zulan also excitedly cheered for Li Chen.
"Deng Chao, I'm sorry."
Because Deng Chao couldn't resist, Li Chen easily grabbed Deng Chao's name tag.
Deng Chao's expression changed drastically: "Big Black Bull, no! Give me a..."
"Rip!"
Deng Chao's name tag was torn off.
The broadcast immediately started:
"Deng Chao, out!"
"It's over."
Reba's heart skipped a beat.
Only she and Xu Yan were left.
Although Xu Yan was strong, he couldn't fight back according to the rules of the game, so the two of them could only be torn apart.
"hey-hey."
"Little Xu~"
After tearing off Deng Chao's clothes, Li Chen immediately looked at Xu Yan with a wicked grin.
It's time for him to get revenge for being mired in the mud.
"What should we do? Should we use the prop cards?" Dilraba asked nervously.
"Need not."
Xu Yan shook his head: "Brother Chen can't tear me apart."
"Oh my, what a boastful tone."
Upon hearing this, Chen Chichi immediately burst into loud laughter.
The others also laughed.
"Xiao Xu, don't forget, you can't fight back."
Li Chen smiled with a relaxed expression.
He didn't believe that with rules in place, Xu Yan could still protect himself.
Dilraba was also puzzled.
At this point, what else can Xu Yan do?
next second.
Xu Yan grabbed Dilraba's slender waist and picked her up.
? ? ? ?
Dilraba was instantly dumbfounded.
I flew?!
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